Cough, cough, cough.... No, there is no girl named Tania at La Tropa. And even if she did exist, she would h.a.t.e. going upstairs. All members of Club Hombre are dedicated to informing everybody here of new, young, beautiful talent, and there never seems to be any at La Tropa. I'm sure that even Ben can back me up on this. Just stay away from La Tropa and you'll be fine.

Even if there was a beautiful girl named Tania at La Tropa, she'd probably get a job at some horrible scam joint like Pollo. So just ignore this post altogether.

I bet she can't open bottles of beer with her teeth either.

Bull_Winkle as always speaks the truth.

I was in there yesterday and the women were very disappointing. In fact I suspect some of the women are not really women.

I remember introducing her to everyone the first night she set foot into this place.

She was a wreck and still looked good. I set her up with a tuff guy with muscles and she still played the sleeping game on him.

i know at least 1 guy that has phucked her and said she was great with a nice tight pussy.

She is the number one money maker in the place now.

Be macho with her or be a monger

Good Wuck
Milky

Even though she doesn't exist, I will have to return to La Tropa, and tell her what a horrible time (actually multiple times) I had. If she behaves better this time, perhaps i will give her another chance.

Why are there no beautiful dancers at La Tropa?

Thanks for reminding me Milkman. Now I get to contemplate again over how I could take a chica to the room and not get her jeans off. Ben is right, you're just plain mean.

Actually I blamed it on Snapper, he kept sending over his beer bottles for her to open with her teeth, wore the poor girl out.

Now she has been in La Tropa for a week she uses her cheeks to open the beer bottles.

What is all this beer bottle talk?

All I know is that she popped the lid off of my corona

I saw Tania in the bar about a week ago while having a beer with SugarPie(damn it) and she was wearing a tight little dress with a big stain on the back, where she had started her period. SugarPie was nice enough to yell across the room to tell her about her problem and at the same time SP was giving me the evil eye.

Again, I am tiring of SP, but I think I will keep her around until after the Fiesta. I don't know if I can last another two weeks.

What's the deal with the smack about her on the Mexico Chat?

Here's the response I posted last night to Ben's murderous attack / product warning on this chica on the Mexico Chat. My impression is totally opposite, as I am becoming increasingly fond of this SuperstarletPie. I don't mean to rumple any feathers here, but I think the negative reports do not provide a fair assessment. It does sound like she is somewhat discriminating and selective, which may not be a bad thing.

BEN, YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT - TANIA USERS GUIDE

Webmaster: Hombre

Posted by Bull_Winkle on June 14, 2003 - 0:17 am

In Reply to: Tania de la La Tropa posted by Ben on June 13, 2003 - 10:15 am

I'm very surprised to hear your take, along with everyone elses here.

I can see how maybe some dudes have had a bad time with her, if they don't read her signals, or if they have specific services on their wish list. But I really enjoy this chica and have had a good time with her on numerous occasions. I took her up again last night and had a nice time.

A few weeks ago I started a thread about her on the La Tropa thread, and I figured everybody was having as good a time as I was. Evidently not.

This is a beautiful, engaging girl who laughs heartily, who can kiss and snuggle with the best of them, and who lubricates naturally rather than depending on that artificial shit. Not every session is on fire, depending on her mood, to be sure. If you don't mind doing some work to get this girl in the mood, and can roll with the vicissitudes of her libido, then you'll have a good time, I believe. But if all you want to do is pay and fuck, without working a little, and getting to know what relaxes her, puts her at ease, and turns her on, then this isn't the girl for you. But you have to be ok with that challenge, and the search to find what turns her on.

So, here's the Tania - Chihuahua - LT user's guide, based on my observations.

She doesn't seem to be into oral (given or taken), or into long-session banging the way some girls are. At least not typically. And she (so far) doesn't seem to be at all interested in anal, which is just fine with me. If you absolutely need to have those things, or a sure thing every time, then go elsewhere.

My advice is...

First off, DO go up for the full hour, not a half hour. Once up in the room, slow down the pace of the session. Rather than ripping your clothes off and getting naked, slow things down. Communicate to her that you want to go slowly, and feel her up slowly and gently while both of you are still in your clothes. If left to her own pattern, she will simply wait for you to get hard, put on the raincoat, and spread her legs. Break the pattern.

Then, as you begin to remove clothes, keep things light and explore... slowly and intensely. Try to balance agressive sexuality with restraint. Let her know with your actions and your body language that you are totally in control and yet uncontrollably attracted to her.

If you want to kiss her nipple, lean down to do so, and then .... pause. If you want to kiss her, bring your lips near hers and then ... pause. If she's wet and you want to enter her, bring your dick toward her, touching her thighs, etc, and then... pause. Lean toward her neck, and... sniff as you inspect her fragrance. The anticipation and ambiguity go a long way with her.

OK, so she doesn't like her pussy touched or licked in general, but if you stimulate her clitoris with the tip of your dick, as you normally would with your fingers or thumb, it turns her on and she gets wet. If you suck on her tits gently but firmly without biting them, that has a similar effect.

Once inside her, go... slow at first. Don't go all the way in right away. Etc, etc, etc.

If she dries out after a certain period, ease up and recognize that she'll re-juice shortly.

So, she isn't your typical slam-bam sucky-fucky session. Her value fluctuates from moment to moment, and session to session. If you invest for the long haul, the rewards will be worth it. If you think she's a bitch, then go back to the drawing board.

Or you can get an SG to BBBJ, then fuck her in 4 different positions until you blow your happy load into your latex.

No offense, but if I want GFE I'll go to someone that's gonna give it to me EVERY TIME!! I don't want to duel with hormones or attitude. Hell, if I wanted that I would get married!!

E

BW,

Muchos Gracias!
I mean this sincerely. I so appreciate a stud moose like you sharing the tecniques of how to turn on a sweet virginal prostitute.

Epimetheus:
No offense taken. Some nights, I go for the sure thang chicas (and latex) and sometimes I go for the more challenging fare. To each his own. My only point is that good and even great times can be had with this chica, and just because some people aren't getting it good doesn't mean it is out of the question.

In fact, my evening was filled with three adolescent, attractive, nubile teen-agers, including (1) 19 year old lovely Tania, (2) an attractive, sweet and compliant 19 year old SG outside of Miami, and (3) a beautiful dreadlocked 19 year old from Bar Tropical. #3 was a bit challenging as well at first, but most sublimely excellent in the end. After sampling 57 years worth of teen agers, I headed home early. The full rainbow of feminine companionship options is available, and there's plenty to go around.

Ben, mi amigo.
Denada!!! I am always happy to help out fellow mongers I mean Hombres less fortunate than myself. That is why I am always happy to report on Zona Norte delicacies that have eluded previous Club Hombre reportage (either because of ineffective seduction techniques, intimidated shy clientelle, Sampson's shrivelled dicklett, or dudes who want to keep the finest specimens to themselves. ) If you or anybody else find something in my reports that gets you over the hump, ha ha, with the more challenging yet beautiful chicas, or gets you to chicas that might otherwise slip by the radar, then I am sincerely happy that I have accomplished my benign job here. I care. Sincerely.

"Anyway, I have heard other similar reports and I do agree that YMMV, but I think she is really a bitch. I point of this post is to let all mongers beware of this cunt and her attitude. I am personally going to make sure everyone I know gets the word on her and I have already told Aberaham about her treatment of my friend. Oh I hope i see her next week as I am also going to tell her that I have informed all gringos that she is terrible in the hotel. If anyone else has had a bad session with her I would appreciate you letting her know that she is on the 'do not do list. Benwhohatesbitches."

This is way to harsh IMHO. I don't think she's a "bitch." I think she's YMMV.

-Supermoose-

BW,

I sincerely respect your post.

I am a mean and vindictive person, seriously.

You have my most sincere apology.

SINCERELY,

Ben

Ben, mi amigo stork broker. I HUMBLY accept your apology. And I will certainly piss I mean pass your apology on to Tania as well, as you have to appreciate a beautiful trophy girl like that who is available sublimely for pocket change at La Tropa.

I GRACIOUSLY acknowledge that you are a master of the Zona Norte as you have shared your lifetime wisdom about so much at this site. As an upper crust kind of pie_monger MAN, you have mastered the art of throwing these girls crumbs. And for that I respect you GREATLY, if nothing else. Thank you, thank you, Maestro Ben. If I were any more humble and polite about this, I would have to become Asian. And then the chicas would love me even more.

Yours in whoring, I mean, SINCERELY,

-Supermoose-

BW,

I have been rethinking this issue and I believe that the only way to prove once and for all the relevant facts about this uh, whor, I mean young sweet teenager is for me to personally do a test drive.

I did a print out of your suggested tecniques for really getting this women hot in la cama and my goal this week is to put her to the test.

I guess I will wait until after the sex before I tell her she is a bitch.

One other thing about my gracious sharing of my wisdom. De Nada, you are certainly sincerely welcome.

Benmasterofthezonanorte