2000 Season Summary

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By Athos on Monday, December 04, 2000 - 04:15 pm:  Edit

Top Lookers:
Vanessa CC What a body and face
Dianeta CC What a body despite fake tits and so so much make up
Alexandra AB Could she have the best rack in zn? or the best body for that matter?
Jessica AB Chica of my dreams
Ximena Sweet sweet, can you get second hand smoke from her?
Sylvia High volume
Lilly Ice queen with so many tattoos
Yadira What a face and feet

Bottom Performers:
Andrea AB - cold fish just lies there.
Jessica AB - Daisy Fuentes look alike, fake bj, are you done after 1 mn.
Jacklyn AB - watches her watch every 30 secs in missionary.
Dulce Trop - What does fucking mean?
Norma AB - Come on baby.

Retired in the sunset:
Sofia CC
Vanessa CC
Alexandra (blonde) AB/CC
Gabby CC

Wishes for 2001:
More chicas, more chicas and more chicas.
More frenching and more frenching.
Staying away from lying and cunning favoritas.
Sex vacation in Thailand or Rio.
2 wins for the Chargers and the number one draft pick for second year in a row.

Final stats:
65 new chicas.
lost count about 130 sessions.
top chica: 25 sessions.
Most days without going to zn: 6 days as I had the flu.
Like a chica likes to tell me "it's my work"

By Taxibob on Monday, December 04, 2000 - 06:38 pm:  Edit

They should give you a grant for your studies.As always thanks for the valueable info.My hat(If i wore one)is off to you.
Taxibob

By Shadow on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 06:22 am:  Edit

Retired in the sunset:

Samantha AB
Tanya AB (say it aint so!)
Kenya AB
Joanna AB

These four retirements alone put a noticable dent in the AB talent pool. Although there are plenty of new chicas on board, these four haven't been replaced in my book.

By Celtics on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:08 am:  Edit

65 new chicas and 130 sessions. Damn. But have you done Sylvia yet? In another life she must have been an SG.

Shadow, I wish there was a WEEKLY turnover at AB and the zona for that matter.

By Athos on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 09:40 am:  Edit

Celtics

Sylvia no I have not done maybe next year.
I wish I were a friend to the prince of Dubai.
I agree there should be a 10% turnover every week so selection does not get so stale.
I am still a virgin with SG's, ah if I could only see Ariceli.

I forgot to add to my top lookers list:
Smith AB/CC what a body, would you prefer a chica or some cocaine?

By Shadow on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 01:38 pm:  Edit

Athos & Celtics

"there should be a 10% turnover every week so selection does not get so stale."

I'd agree entirely if we could choose which 10% turned over. I just appreciate professional talent and experience and hate to see it go.I've never heard of anyone complaining about Tanya getting stale!

By Reytj on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 06:22 pm:  Edit

Samantha's been away now for 3 months now. Based on what she told me the last two times I saw her-first at my place and then at her room at the Leyva she has not retired. She's going through a very tough breakup with her common law husband of 6 years who is or was living in Tijuana and she left to put some space between the two of them. Remember last year she was away for 4 months.

Samantha comes from the school of hard knocks and she's almost obsessed with accumulating a $100,000 nest egg and she's not there yet.

I wouldn't be surprised to see her back after el Dia de Reyes.

By 694me on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 06:38 pm:  Edit

300 girls are at AB in any one week according to several waiters and girls. Everyone should be able to find what they want. Everytime I go down (once a month at least) I see several new girls at AB. The seats by the back bar and round to the mens room are becoming inhabitated by some nice girls LOL

By Celtics on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 08:03 pm:  Edit

Agreed, 694me. There are a lot of new chicas to choose from at AB. They must be there for the Xmas stretch run. I talked with a lovely blonde named Monserat over by the men's bano the other day. Very nice and will only be here for a short time. I wonder how many will stick around until after the new year. It seems that the chicas that hang out in the area by the back bar are not as mercenary and generally don't dress as outrageous as the more experienced members of HC. There is also a lot less silicon, ass implants, and attitude IMO.

Athos, look for Aricelli across from Miami toward Ninos Heros. Not a trophy face, good body. Sylvia is a sweet chica but gets down to business right away. Hold on and get ready for a ride!

By Athos on Tuesday, December 05, 2000 - 11:59 pm:  Edit

Reytj
Are you saying you can retire with 100k in mexico with your house debt free?
That sounds too low to me.
Am looking forward to meet with Samantha next year then.

By What3ver on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 03:15 pm:  Edit

About the Samantha thing,
A few months ago there was a big roundup by Servicos Medicales and they grabbed every girl from AB and CC who either didn't have a valid health card or whose card was expired. I spoke to one of the girls who got grabbed in the roundup the day after and asked who all they took, she mentioned Samantah as one of the girls who got grabbed. After that incident I have not seen Samantha in AB. Before that I saw her in there almost every day.

My guess is that she is not working because she is unable to obtain a valid health card. Kinda makes me glad I never went up with her.

By Porker on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 03:35 pm:  Edit

Man, I'm all for gossip, but do you REALLY wanna label somebody here like that out of GUESSWORK and innuendo?

By What3ver on Wednesday, December 06, 2000 - 09:17 pm:  Edit

I'm not labeling anyone. Just seems a little wierd to me that the day after she gets rounded up by SMM and AB won't anyone back in that dosen't have their card up to date she suddenly starts having problems with her husband and has to take some time off.

You know what they say..."Assumption is the mother of all fuckups"

By Reytj on Monday, December 11, 2000 - 09:52 pm:  Edit

Samantha's been the subject of rumours before but none this vicious. She was one of the most high profile girls at Adelita so I think it's highly unlikely she could be escorted out of Adelita without it being witnessed by some monger. As for her problems with her husband it wasn't something that just came up. She had talked about it since returning to Tijuana in April after a 4 month absence. She also told other mongers she was leaving weeks before her departure when she was still working.

By Shadow on Monday, December 18, 2000 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

I'm just reminiscing about some of the great times I've had this year. Not just the great nookie, but also the great times hanging out with my buds and the chicas in the clubs.

I remember one day, The Senator and I got to AB early. The place was dead. I was hanging out by the front post drinking a cold one and trying to figure out who was first on my list. Like I said, it was dead and it wasn't long before Gloria and Marie started vying for my attention and my wallet.

It was cool! Marie sat at the booth next to the front door and Gloria sat on the back of the booth at the other end of the stage. I had done Marie before and she knew that I had enjoyed myself. Gloria had done ALL my friends on the last trip and knew I'd be carrying some green. So, Gloria starts in with the aloof, leg crossed look. She has herself positioned just right so that every time someone comes in the door, the light shines right on her. Marie situates herself at the edge of the booth, so that every time I look her direction, I'm looking right up her dress.

I felt like I was at Wimbledon. My head was getting yanked back and forth by the dueling mini-dresses. I had no idea there were so many ways to cross and uncross one's legs. This goes on for about fifteen minutes. I find my attention leaning more toward Marie. Then, Gloria "slips" and falls into the booth. Her heels are way up in the air and her titties almost bounce out of her dress. She climbs out real seductively, looking me right in the eye. I turned and looked at Marie. She just smiled and motioned me over with her finger.

I sat in the booth with her and pretty soon Gloria comes walking by. Marie insists that Gloria stop so that she can "introduce" us. Gloria says that we've met and they "chat" in Spanish for a minute. I'm not sure, but I thought I saw frost forming on Gloria's eyelids. Obviously, Gloria wasn't in the habit of being passed over for Marie and Marie loved taking a guy from Gloria. Regardless, Marie dragged me upstairs and we had just an EXCEPTIONAL visit!

We finish up and head downstairs. A little later, the girls are getting ready to do the "Achey Breaky Heart" line dance. Gloria doesn't want to play, but Marie and Lillianni (sp?) "playfully" drag her up on the stage. Then, Marie elbows her way right next to Gloria and starts blowing me kisses. Gloria rolled her eyes back gritted her teeth and shook her head (she was HOT!!). The other girls seemed to love this little show Marie was putting on. I think they all held a little resentment for Gloria's "popularity".

This is just one fun memory I keep. I know things like this happen every day (at least they used to under previous management). But, I like to remember them if for no other reason that it's a damned good way to kill a Monday afternoon at work.

Now, I'm reminded at how I pissed in my soup the very next day by bringing Kenya into the mix and how taking some advice from Tanya might have let me see it coming. Another story for another day…..

By Cityog on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 05:42 pm:  Edit

Senor Senator, this was a great year and we had a final blast before 2001. We wish you guys could of been there, how is taking six chicas to your room for an all nighter! It was done beleive me, a picture is worth a thousand words.

What is your New Years resolution!

By Cityog on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 05:43 pm:  Edit

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By Valentino on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 07:41 pm:  Edit

Cityog,
Believe me.... they were there spiritually and yes pictures are worth more than a thousand words.

Valentino
.

By Amamenena on Wednesday, December 20, 2000 - 09:54 pm:  Edit

JUST A QUESTION-where do you put 6 chicas on those little beds? Stack them? now there's an image!
A.

By Bullitt on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 12:54 am:  Edit

My vote for the rookie of the year is Maribel, the 19 yr old from Guadalajara I think (could be sinaloa).

By Bullitt on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 12:55 am:  Edit

The Maribel I was talking about is at Adelitas. Not the morena from Acapulco. But she is good.

By Rickfeliz on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 05:51 am:  Edit

The top 4 most useful ideas for me this season were:

1. Matiz on clearing you head of plans and just being open to whatever happens en la zona. I was in that state when I met Ivette the Corvette at the grocery store across from the Chicago Club.

2. Erip on finding the girl who wanted to learn from him because she was interested in his profession. There are many "gifts" you can bring las senoritas de la fiesta besides money.

3. Prime for not negotiating an all-nighter but inviting her to your place and "seducing" her into staying. A door that opens up into a whole different world.

4. Brockton O'Toole for his succinct suggestion to notice the shy, quiet ones. They can be especial in private. ;o)

Feliz Ano Nuevo,
RickFeliz

By Rickfeliz on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 01:36 pm:  Edit

And a double cross-reference:

Matiz for talking about having two amigas especiales who knew about each other and were "competing" and Senor Panocha diversifying across more than one also. This combined with my accidentally setting up a "competition" and noticing the unexpected "extra effort" on both their parts.

Regards,
RickFeliz

By Senorpanocha on Thursday, December 21, 2000 - 02:26 pm:  Edit

Rick

Remember the old movie 'Auntie Mame" with Rosailand Russell,in it she says " Life is a Banquet and most people are starving to Death".
Thanks to everyone here for helping me find a seat at the table.

By Mongerito on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 01:06 am:  Edit

My 2000 summary:
Average days (nights) in the zona: 8/month
Average chica per week: 2.5
Average new chica: 1.5 per month
Average days of satisfaction: 6.5/month
Spanish words learned: 500
Sexually explicit spanish words learned: 150
Percentage of my paycheck spend south of the border: 45%

My new years resolution:
Learn more spanish
Have anal with the best butted chica
Have sex with more than 4 chicas in one night
Do a chica in the jacuzzi
Take a chica for a weekend to Rosarito
Decrease my expenses to les than 40% of my paycheck
(all numbers are estimates)

By El_Cabrio on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 07:50 pm:  Edit

Uh, Did you have at least 4.5 degrees of fun more than 47.4875% of the time, without spending more than $73.47 per each nth instance of nastiness?

Shit! I do not even want to know. Are you an Actuary? Or an IRS agent?

By Strikeeagle on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 09:56 pm:  Edit

If he's IRS, I've got a question.

Can I deduct my trips expenses as 'therapy'??


SE

By Mongerito on Tuesday, December 26, 2000 - 11:49 pm:  Edit

No I am not an accountant, or work for the IRS, but you should find some pseudo assignment(convention or other) and than claim all hotel and other expenses while in TJ. But don't you already save on therapy costs, since you don't have to hire a paid friend who just listens to you talk and instead have a better looking paid friend who also fucks you? :-)

By The Senator on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 01:36 pm:  Edit

My new years resolution:
Learn more spanish Good resolution!
Have anal with the best butted chica Been there
Have sex with more than 4 chicas in one night Done that
Do a chica in the jacuzzi It's not as good as you might imagine
Take a chica for a weekend to Rosarito Ditto
Decrease my expenses to les than 40% of my paycheck Decrease? Did you get a big raise?
(all numbers are estimates)

By Billypv on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 02:28 pm:  Edit

My new years resolution:

Buy stock in Viagra and Tagament

This little "combo" worked so well I plan to buy a lot this year, so maybe I could re-coup my costs through stock dividens?

By Cityog on Tuesday, January 02, 2001 - 07:42 pm:  Edit

My New Year's resolution is to be like the Great Senator and Mr. Shadow. Now that I kissed your ass when is the next trip? I am having withdrawals, please somebody schedule a trip. :(

By Shadow on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 08:23 am:  Edit

Damn Cityog!

What shade of lipstick is that?

We just got back. Already, I can't check out of Safeway without reflexing to hit up on the checkout girls. The Senator was saying that he went up to the city the other day and could barely contain himself.

We're getting compulsive!!

My New Years resolution:

To do my two daytime favs at the same time and then do my two night time favs at the same time.

By 694me on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 10:04 am:  Edit

Do all 4 at the same time would be the crowning acheivement

By The Senator on Wednesday, January 03, 2001 - 03:40 pm:  Edit

TRUE, I was walking around Chinatown with a hard woody.

By Tjgrant on Friday, February 02, 2001 - 09:58 pm:  Edit

Wow 130 sessions in 2000 well I hope I can beat that in 2001 let's have a contest. The winner gets a all nighter with his favorite Chica!..

By Grande on Wednesday, October 24, 2001 - 07:11 am:  Edit

Sorry guys for going so completely off topic but I figured it was the only way to get to the experts. I have visted TJ a couple of times and do love the latinas but I was wondering if anyone knew of a massage parlor in the L.A. area that had African American females? Any leads would be greatly appreciated. I am looking forward to heading down south in November so I'll give a report next month.


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