Mr. Bill started this type of discussion over in the Nogales section, so I thought I'd start one here in the TJ section. How about some 2001 awards for the chicas, even though they'll never know they won? (HOPEFULLY) Anyway, here's some suggested categories, and I've included both positive and negative ones.

Best looker
Worst looker
Best body
Best value for the money
Best lay
Worst lay
Best BJ
Worst BJ
Best kisser
Best GFE
Best massage
Best massage (nonsexual-Azteca category)
Best lapdance
Best attitude (Miss Congeniality)
Worst attitude (Miss un-Congeniality)
Biggest con artist
Most intelligent
Most fluent in English

Plus any others you guys can think of.

I don't know enough different chicas in TJ to make reasonable nominations, but I think this could be a great discussion.

Best Kisser- Thats easy- CoolHandPuke- Best kiss ass I never met.

Best Lay- You clowns can fight amongest yourselves over this one, it's between several guys who weigh upwards and over 300 pounds, a couple who think they're Alexander Dumas's Heir's come to life and one who is a drunken midget. Just ask them, they will tell you all about sexual prowess.

Best Looker- see above

Biggest Con Artist-DrewNobody- Enough with the self-deprecating. You and "CoolHand" { and I use that handle somewhat hesitantly as I consider it sacrilegious for you to even suggest that it somehow relates to you in ANY measure} are the poster children for The Mommy and Daddy Please Love Me Club.

Most Boring Poster- { I added this one}- WasteofTimer hands down. Way to take the best of technology and throughly bore me senseless with it. It's almost as bad as the shitty music they play in the bars that you all rave about so much.

Best value for the Money- I read this as cheapest. Geez, there are so many that deserve this. HMMM, but I already picked on the overweight, needy and short people, I'll leave the poor people alone for now.

Most intelligent-AH, since I haven't met any of you I can only ascertain your level of smarts from various writing's........ So with that in mind, I vote for ME.

Worst attitude- I have to Explorer this some more.

GREAT IDEA FARSIDER !! LETS GET 2002 OFF RIGHT SHALL WE? LET THE FLAMING BEGIN !!

Thank you! Please sir, may I have another?

Oh yeah. That felt soooo good! I'm sure you can do better than that SP!

Come on... don't hold back!

drew

the con artist? Oh yeah.. thats me!

You are also the "biggest" con artist, Drew, hee hee.

Way to go, SP.

Ooooookaaay... at least I thought it would make a great discussion...

Most likely to incite a flame war - Farsider

I feel Drewwho is misunderstood by many, and that is why many would disagree.
IN other words if he was really understood we would all agree with you Senorpussy.
Nice post Senor?

Ben, I like Drew. I met Drew. I was just joking with him.

I also like SP from his posts.

Damn Farsider, always causing trouble. I say let's ban him!

LOL... ban me? On what grounds? Starting the most bizarre thread in the history of this board?

I'll have you know that my intentions were pure, virginal and wholesome. (why would I want to have intentions like that?)

This thread reminds me of that game you used to play in school where one kid whispered a message in the ear of the kid sitting behind him, and so on down the line, and when you got to the end, the message was something totally different.

Let's nominate it for thread of the year. If it wins, I get the prize.

Ben

I can't tell if your agreeing with me, insulting me or asking me a question.

In any case, being liked is a luxury I can't always afford. Bobby Knight is my dad. I didn't get where Iam by being liked, I got here by being able to roll over in my sleep and squash people like grapes! LOL. Nah, just kidding.

Hey, this reminds me, I almost forgot a category.

Most likely to die from a coronary while doing a chica cause he's older than dirt. Anyone think of any nominations...anyone.....Bueller?

Insulting You, but hey a guy as feared as you can handle it

Answer is me and I hope that is the way i die.

i also hope it is at least another 20 years.

Ben:

I always say you are only as old as the chica you are feeling.

What did ya say, 18?

Now come on Methusela, you know how its going to really happen...
You'll fall asleep in the middle of banging your great great grandaughter's 16 yr old babysitter, then when her daddy comes home and catches you there naked with his daughter he'll blow your heads off.
You know I'm right...

drew

Did you have to use plurals in the word "head"? Ouch!!

Senorpanocha ,

you make me giggle

i vote you number 1 for dark humor on this board along with T $$$$.

take care
Milkyway

Giggle?

giggle , laugh , huck a chuck , smerk loudly

chortle, chuckle, cracking up, horking up a lung