With FULL Credit to Milkman.

I dedicate this to my buddy kendricks -- hopefully he will be with us again soon.

I had to go to TJ early Saturday around 5 PM. I did what I had to do and now it is around 930 PM. My first strip club I wandered into was The zorro bar on rev. It was almost dead, just a few girls and very few customers. waiter offered me a private dance with a chica of my choice for 40 dollars for "everything ." I asked him where are all the chicas you told me about, he replied "they will be here soon." is a very dark stripclub and I didn't see any action but hey at least they were real girls all 3 of them.

Now its next door to El Tigre, this club has a decent layout and I saw about 5 chicas most of them were tattooed up, no fake breasts -- a+ for real breast lovers. A few were a little chubby and a waiter came right up to me and said "you sit I bring girl and beer ," I replied, "You stay, I look round, me no like -- I go."
For those who have met me you know I act like a local and act like I own the place that I step into. I do not put up with scams or waiters that try to push girls on me. chica selection is a cross between la tropa and La Gloria. most of the chicas look high and show no enthusiasm to work. only chic that caught my eye was the dancer that was on stage. I did ask how much were private dances and he whips out this price card which I thought was pretty kool , I asked if I could have one but no luck. I it so I could scan it and show you guys but he denied.

The prices were as follows 20 for 1 private dance 30 for 2 and 60 for full service dance. He told me 60 I could get everything. I think he told me chica drinks were 6 bucks. Beers were 3 dollars I believe.

So I left that club and went back to The fetishes club, I busted the waiters balls and told him, hey I was here yesterday and these were guys or post ops , he replies no I bring girl to you and you see.

I sit down and try to get a special price for 2 drinks they didn't budge so I had a mix drink for 4 smacks.

Right then a gurl that has more masculine features than Sylvester Stallone comes up to me and pulls down her panties and says you think I am a guy and I didn't say anything -- she then says " I prove upstairs 30 dollars." I rejected her offer and said sorry. 649 me & daytimer- you have both been here maybe you remember her ? -she is the tall brunette that had a Dick Tracy face with more makeup than Faye and king Kong feet!

The waiter must have told a few of them what I said because 2 others came up to me and did the same thing. Its painfully obvious that these were once guys, the last one was a tall dirty blonde and her/hiss voice cracks when he/she talks to you and has a rough looking face.

Anyway this night I see only 2 real girls both drooped on the pooltable outside the stripclub area and looking like they just came off a bad high.

Some teens come in and they sit down order beers and one of them yells out these are guys and left without paying for their beer ~~! 3 of bambis all stars surrounded these guys as soon as they walked in and they knew within a few seconds that these are guys and not girls.

It was funny and a waiter came up to me and said I have special for you any girl for 3 songs for 25 dollars (which is a good deal) but I kindfully denied.

Yesterday I was given all kinds of offers for different prices upstairs.

I left there and went right next door to Placers, what a great layout but way to much open space, you could hold the next Olympics in this club. Very clean, doesn't smell like Fetishes and they had real girls all 4 of them for about 20 customers. girls looked more Mexican than the american/mexian shemales of Fetishes. I asked how much a private dance was and he said 20 dollars for lap dance. showed me a large c shaped chair that was right in the open for lap dances, I said no how much for private dances. He had to get another waiter to help me as he didn't speak much English. He introduced himself as the manager (don't they all )? I told him how much for a private dance in a private area he told me 40 dollars.
The area was right next to the mens bathroom and I didn't check it out but he did say it was pretty big and comfortable. I then replied to him that the club next door offered me 3 songs private for 25 dollars and he told me he would do the same. the Circuit City price guarantee works here too! I then told him find me your 20 ish dark skinned girl from Sinaloa. He looked at me like I had 17 eyes. He said how bout a beautiful big breasted girl, I said know and asked again the same question. He told me he didn't have any girls like that. I said thanks and left.

Overall rating would be a 7 because of the cleanliness and club layout. No bambi all stars working in here.
Very few girls here. Some waiters do not speak English here. Drinks prices are like all the other strip clubs. No special drink prices were offered even though that had a sign outside saying 2 for 1.

As I left and was leaving, a barker for the fetishes club recognized me from the other night and asked me if I wanted to go into his club. After telling him I was already in there and didn't like it we started talking. He told me things I basically new and have guessed. He told me that some of these girls are post ops. they offer girls free cheap drugs ? ( whatever that is) that would explain why some of them are ready to pass out. He told me he is looking for another job but nothing is available and that both clubs were doing no business and couldn't afford their rent, also said that most of the girls/guys are threatening to leave is business doesn't pick up. I told him there is always Bambi's he started to laugh. I told him take care and was ready to leave and he asked me if I wanted to by any coka , I said no I only do up Pepsi. do i believe him ? well he doesn't benefit from lying to me does he ? and he is not a club girl so i quess those are 2 positives right there. let me know your trips to these clubs and how you do. I might start to hit these clubs and other strip clubs in the area before and after my Pulga trips and will report the chica selection and prices ands scams if any

take care
milk