Upstairs from El Zorro Bar, near 1st and Revolucion. A nice enough place -- waaay nicer than Redongdo's favorite bar downstairs! Chica looks vary from pretty damned gorgeous to STAY AWAY FROM ME!!! Standard Rev. format, stage dancers that are looking for extras (drinks/privados) between stage shows.

Porker,
Thanks for the info - I have seen the bar, but have not gone into it because it is so close to IMHO the biggest ripoff bar in Tijuana (El Zorro).

Add it to the list on the Rev. pub crawl. If you like what you see, stay. There was a chica there Saturday afternoon that was fucking BUILT like you wouldn't believe. Looked like fake tits, but man, they hung nicely. About 5 other customers there yawning over her... Also one former Zona superstar slumming it there dancing to Motley Crue (YUCK!!!).

One other thing about Rev. bars and then I'll shut up: For all those apprhensive about crappy Spanish, the chicas in the Revolucion bars are much more likely to be able to converse in English than the girls of the Zona Norte. In my book that's a MINUS, but for some of you that may be important.

Went to this place last week, boy what a rip-off. I was there about 8:30 pm and hardly no one in the place, the dancers were not that good looking. The staff were not very friendly.

I will stay away.

hardly any rev ave strip joint are decent.
they do not reply on repeat business but on scamming the customer that is unknowledgable about these clubs

once in a while you will get lucky in these clubs
but the waiters are not there to help you but to loosen your wallet and will even follow you to the atms in certain areas

milkman

I would have to say that thier recent advertisement says it all:
"1000 Buetiful Girls & Ugly Ones!"
but i have seen a few 8+ in there...

Excerpt from trip report:
2001/10 Milkman - Milksters Strip Club Report: El Tigre, Zorro, Placers & Fetishes

Now its next door to El Tigre, this club has a decent layout and I saw about 5 chicas most of them were tattooed up, no fake breasts -- a+ for real breast lovers. A few were a little chubby and a waiter came right up to me and said "you sit I bring girl and beer ," I replied, "You stay, I look round, me no like -- I go."
For those who have met me you know I act like a local and act like I own the place that I step into. I do not put up with scams or waiters that try to push girls on me. chica selection is a cross between la tropa and La Gloria. most of the chicas look high and show no enthusiasm to work. only chic that caught my eye was the dancer that was on stage. I did ask how much were private dances and he whips out this price card which I thought was pretty kool , I asked if I could have one but no luck. I it so I could scan it and show you guys but he denied.

The prices were as follows 20 for 1 private dance 30 for 2 and 60 for full service dance. He told me 60 I could get everything. I think he told me chica drinks were 6 bucks. Beers were 3 dollars I believe.

My favorites played hooky from Club Aloha due to Good Friday. So I ended up at El Tigre.

In the past I always avoided it because of the stairs. I always told the touts that my knees couldn't make it. They said they'd carry me, then took a look (260 lbs) and changed their mind.

Anyway, I went on up (damn good handrails both sides !) sat down and it was:
$ 40 pesos Agua Mineral (+ 10 peso tip)
$ 80 pesos Lady Drink(+ 10 peso tip)(50/50 split)
$ 20.00 3-song lap-dance (I didn't buy)
(fucky-sucky offered but I didn't ask price)

Abril (who speaks some english & prefers to be called April) was "certainly cute enough" and I told her I'd buy her a drink if I could kiss her tits.

When my Kissing turned out to be full-fledged sucking, she suddenly got shy. I asked her if she had milk and yes said yes. I offered her 50 pesos if I could empty both of them.

She took me up and I drained both. Not much, but definitely there. She giggled and shreiked a lot. Too public for her.

Then it was her turn to dance. She kept wanting me to lick her snatch on stage. Some gringos came in. I put a buck in my mouth a couple of times to let her do her stuff to fire up her audience and maybe get more tips. Lots of good fun.

She was as much fun on stage as in private (but no more milk - all gone....)......

I spent 40+10 + 80+10 + 50 pesos = 19 pesos and I left a "happy camper". If I hadn't been sucked off to perfection in the zona, I might have been tempted to overpay for the BJ.

Rating: A bit over-priced but quality fun.
There were some cuties and a few I wouldn't do for free.

April used to work as a mesera at Club Aloha and knows everybody there, including my lap-dance favorita. I hope she doesn't tell (Yeh, right. nothing faster than hooker telegraph)

Pauncho

Is April the cute blonde from Aloha, 21, one kid?

There is another Abril (for your sake Señor Pauncho, I hope it's ANOTHER April) who works both at El Tigre and at Bambi. She's carrying a different sort of leche inside *her* body. This April openly discussed his/her gender confusion with a suspicious friend. Careful!

I didn't lick the pussy...I didn't get a good look.
She had breast milk - and soft natural biggish tits.
She's 25.
She has 2 or 3 kids (one tit-sized).
She shrieked (or whooped) when I did stuff in public view.
About a year ago, she used to be a mesera (waitress) at Club Aloha.
Her eye shadow has a definite, pronounced upsweep at the corners of her eyes.
She really quizzed me on when was I coming back.
She coulda' been blonde, I don't know.
Super smiling, friendly, very engaging.


I'd like to think she's a girl.
Does anyone know her ? (him ???)

My girl worked at El Tigre for all of 30 minutes two weeks ago...In the changing room, she couldn't help but notice that all of the "girls" were obvious post-ops...

She bailed...

YoungBrig

Except for at least one YB...the Abril that I was referring to here is a pre-op...hormonally induced breasts and other feminine qualities, but still pees standing up.

You guys are getting me all horned up
stop it.

milky

Pauncho -

I suggest an HIV test in 3 months bud.

At least two bona fide chicas in here, Michelle of the many tattoos and Shadow. I didn't notice any others I would trust on my own but I know the mesero Ricardo for many years and all I do is check with him when in doubt. He's warned me off a couple times back when I didn't know any better, now I don't even talk to them until I'm sure.

One benefit of tipping him well over the years.

I checked out Abril again yesterday.
Lap-dance in the back room.
She's NOT blond (on her head).
She has no penis on close examination - but not legs spread.
Does a good lap dance.
Might repeat.

El Tigre is now downstairs (or both up & down).
A little more glitzy, same shit-ass girls.
Diabetic caution- their agua mineral has sugar
(I checked the bottle label).

I was in the downstairs bar on Xmas eve. First girl that approached me was named Nellie from Puero Vallarta. Spoke perfect English. Use to live in San Jose, CA. Bought her a drink but tuned down the pricey lap dance. Next girl to approach was a dancer named Linda. Knocked me dizzy when she conversed in perfect English (2 out of 2??). She was a gringa (didn't speak Spanish as well - because use the mesero to order comida ??). Linda told me I was not in El Tigre but the bar's named was Santana (no sign outside as far as I could tell). Linda sister (so she said) was a blonde amazon dancer who would have fit in on a Malibu beach. On Xmas day finally encountered a chica dancer who spoke only Spanish (phew - thought I had somehow wandered back across the border). A blonde thin dancer from Guadalahara with a shaved panocha. The other 3 chicas in the place looked to have been El Tigre caliber. My recollections of this bar.

Found myself talked into here last Friday afternoon. Had 2 cervezas and left. The upstairs was dead, but the downstairs had quite a few chicas. The looks varied from very nice to very questionable, even gender wise if I had to guess. I was amused that some tourist from Pennsylvania wandered in and two chicas(chicos?) saddled up to him and soon had his schlong out on display. They took turns jacking him and showing him to the maseras right there in the open, until I think he finally could not hold back. I don't think he even thought to question the gender of the fully clothed chicas(?). Anyway, there were some chicas worth looking at, but not at $4 cerveza, and $8 lady drink.

Adim(oops I mean Admin), I don't know how you like these cropped and resized, so I'll let you do it.

Admin: Photo moved to the top of this thread

Club still has decent talent but a few Trannys here and there. No rip-offs to report.

This place has 80 percent trannys now and very few girls. Unless you like trannys steer clear of this place.

So this is your new hang out?

I was about to say, I guess once it hits 90% you'll be there every night?

One is all it takes buddy

Hey, according to your posts on TJA, apparently you Tijuana guys don't even require them to dress up these days

You should repost that over hear on CH, there have been a bunch of requests for tranny info on the SA and Asia boards. Maybe those guys would like to use Hornitoe's guide - and other - services.