Killing time on Revo on Friday afternoon, I decided to drop into Mike's Disco for the first time - just a surveillance mission. What a nightmare it turned out to be! But despite my bad time, the place holds as much promise as any on the Avenida for a quick and dirty lightning bolt to the groin.

First off, on weekend evenings this club is the site of transvestite entertainment (and word has it that many of the zona chicas really enjoy this show). That fact alone put me on my guard for gender deception. The place was basically empty with about 6 chicas hanging around - most of them looked pretty good. Not a bad looking place but horribly uncomfortable seating - even the "tables" are surrounded by hard plastic barstool type seats without a back - very hard to settle in and get comfortable.

Before I could order a drink, one of the chicas was right on me - she had a slutty teenager sort of look. I wasn't too unhappy with her presence, especially since she wasted no time grabbing my crotch and stroked and stroked and stroked. Mesero tells me the ladies' drink is $6 - I order - he comes back with the drink and tells me it's $8. I complain, he brings the boss who explains that the mesero is new and just didn't realize the drink was $8. Uh-huh!

My stroking companion is full of controlled substances - her movements are near robotic and she's clearly not occupying the same world that I am at the time. She's also mute...but seemingly only to me. Any question I ask or conversation I initiate is responded to with whispers, facial expressions and mime. So given my state of alert, I'm wondering if maybe she is a he and doesn't want me to hear a voice that may give he/she away - she seems to be able to communicate with all the club personnel when she's not facing me. Then I notice that her hands are REALLY large for a mujer. But then I examined her hands and they were actually quite elegant in a very feminine way...as the rest of her was - soft curves, soft skin - all chica I concluded finally. However, despite her manual generosity, I felt no chemistry with her and was more interested in a totally cute youngster who was taking the stage. So my voice challenged companion walked away after I declined her offer of a blowjob (the offer was in mime of course).

Moving stageside to get close to this really hot 18 year old who I was targeting, the next wave of assault began. First, I notice club personnel pointing me out to a girl in civilian clothing. She comes over and sits down...she's a messed up gringa. Says she works upstairs at Catwalk but they are closed for several more hours so she can't get her hands on money they owe her...will I finance her cabfare back to her place in Rosarito? No I won't. She storms away and I am the Grinch of Tijuana.

Now I'm joined by a club hostess who has come by to tell me everything that is on the menu. Everything seems to be on the menu, the standard $20 lap dances with room for negotiation, and at least "blowyobs" in a private room within the club. I actually appreciated this hostess's assistance, but I was already in an irrevocably pissed off mood so as a surveillor of this scene, I failed miserably. Didn't even ask her if the cutest youngest girls I saw around me were blowyob candidates or what the initial offer was. I'm thinking I will NEVER set foot in this place again so why bother. I should have chilled however and followed my usual mantra - I know what Revo is about and that the 2nd visit can be so unlike the first. I have to confess that I'd be happy to sit through a blowyob with some of the chicas I saw at the club.

Then the last straw. I'm sitting stageside obviously interested in the dancer, and some hag comes and sits down on my lap and gives me the hard sell for everything. My Revo intuition tells me that this is a criminal on my lap - she's very interested in the contents of my pockets. I'm telling her NO to everything and she's positioning herself for a shot at my wallet which was in a vulnerable location at the time - and I also had bills folded up in my pocket. It was a wrestling match and I had enough - told her to get off of me that I was leaving. She did not! I just stood up and practically dumped her on the floor - as I headed for the exit she continued to drape herself all over me repeating "no problem" over and over. She kept looking at the floor, hoping something may have dropped out of my pockets during the lengthy struggle. My guess is that this was probably not a she - tranny look from the neck up, a petite feminine figure, but a lot of strength packed into the petite frame. Also, it is my experience that virtually all the pickpockets working the clubs are transvestites.

Complained bitterly to the most authoritative looking figure on the way out, and walked away typically bewildered by a scene which has what it takes to lure monger dollars (i.e. game, comely chicas), but persists in fucking it up with harrassment, deception and criminality.

Can't wait to return (have you guys seen the episode on "Sex in the City" about how far a man will go to get a blowjob from a beautiful woman?)!

Another straightforward and informative report from Erip, "Our Man in Tijuana" (for strip clubs, at least). Gracias. This report really rang a bell for me. Over the last twelve years I have spent much of my time in Revolucion bars of questionable provenance with ladies of even more questionable character, and I have had any number of incidents like this that start out bad and, defying all expectations, just keep getting worse until you're just thankful to get out with your wallet and safety intact. And yes, it never fails to amaze me that the owners of these establishments often operate counter-intuitively, seemingly preferring the lure of a big score or rip-off to a steady flow of business from well-cultivated regulars. As you said, though, it's the knowledge that the second (or perhaps third or fourth) visit may be an extraordinarily sleazy and delightful experience that keeps us coming back each time.

I hate to tell ya this Erip, but I strongly suspect that your "stroking companion" was born of a gender you probably don't normally want to play with.

I had a close friend who loved Mikes, and spent endless hours there. She pointed out some of the amazing things doctors can do these days....

Her advice was: "If you have ANY doubts, it is/was a guy!"

BTW, other than Revo, how was TJ??

Just
Curious

Curious, no doubts at all with her after a short time - as stated, I was in a condition of Red Alert and predisposed to doubt gender authenticity. I do realize what modern medicine is capable of, but they can't get the job done this expertly and completely with a youngster of 18 (if she wasn't 16). It's a slow gradual process of gender reassignment that isn't going to be started on a child. Surgeries are performed in stages and my understanding is that hormones take time to work for the hourglass curves to get this well defined and skin this soft. This chica was a completed project. The gender reassigned (as opposed to the transvestites like the one that assaulted me) that work some of the Revo bars are considerably older - not schoolgirls...but then, I didn't include that detail in my original report. But as a rule, I agree with your amiga - err on the side of caution in clubs like Mike's.

Anyhow, I don't want to be accused of protesting too much, so I'll add that I accept the view that a person who goes through full scale sexual reassignment is legally and medically the gender that emerges from the operating room. I wouldn't knowingly share a lustful moment with such a one, but I won't fret over it either way .

"BTW, other than Revo, how was TJ??"...THERE'S a loaded question - it was lewd, licentious and vile...film at 11 (will be talking to you)!

My friend who took me to TJ for the first time wanted to give me the full experience I guess, so
took me to a couple of Revo strip clubs first.All I remember is smoky air,dim lit,skanky women,over priced drinks,loud shitty sound systems, and this funny occurance--my buddy kept warning me about TVs in the strip clubs,so when we sat a table in our first club,a couple of unattractive whatevers
moved in on us hustling for drinks.My friend not so quietly tells me.."hey dude,I think this one is
a guy"... and the lady(too old to be a chica)responds by saying..."oh yeah, can a guy do thees?"...and proceeds to whip out a large breast
and squirt mother's milk all over the table!!! I swear,I almost choked on my beer,and squeezed out
two drops of pee I was laughing so hard!After one or two more strip clubs I threatened him with serious bodily harm if we didn't go find some pussy,so on we went to Chicago Club.I've never been back to any Revo strip club since. My buddy is also the same guy who introduced me to my fave/ex and I'm still not sure whether to hug him or shoot him,only time will tell.
Amemenena

I arrived at Mike's Disco at 8:30pm. There were three customers and five girls. I don't know how this place stays in business. In the hour and a half I was there, the most customers at any one time was maybe ten.

The blonde hottie was there. Her name is Paula. She is 19 and is as pretty and sweet as possible. She recognized me from my first visit and was very happy to see me. She hugged me and sat with me. The waitress took my drink order and asked if I wanted to buy a drink for Paula. I said maybe later. That is a good test to see how much pressure there is going to be. It did not phase the waitress or Paula. Paula remained sitting with me and engaged me in good conversation.

As we talked I enjoyed tipping and getting some tit in my face from the other dancers. The other girls are not too bad. There is a skinny Mexican with small tits. There are also two American young girls. One is heavy set, but not fat. The other one is medium build with nice tits and a cute face. I wonder why Americans are working there? Paula told me the one medium built girl used to work Vegas. I wonder if drugs are the reason? But, neither one of the American girls look like they are drugged out.

I had two fabulous lap dances from Paula. She is amazing for being so young. The lap dances rivaled those of Las Vegas. She was very sensual, even kissing me on the lips.

After the lap dances I sat back down at the stage. It was at that point I had the best sleaze bar experience I have ever had. The dancer pulled me up to the stage and had me lay down on my back. She got on top of me and worked me over pretty good. She then unzipped and pulled my pants down. She then put her hand in my underwear and started giving me a hand job as I kissed and fondled her. She got me good and hard. All that for a dollar tip.

Later Paula and the heavy set American did a lesbian dance together and came over to me and Paula sat in my lap facing me with her tits in my mouth while the other girl came up close enough so I could fondle her breasts. Oh my God!!!! Tits in my mouth and tits in my hands for a dollar tip to each girl. What is a better deal than that?

This was the best sleaze bar experience of all time. All the girls are nice and like to have a good time. I asked Paula if she wanted to go to the room. She said the same thing she said last two weeks ago to me, she does not go to the room. That just makes me want her even more. I would assume the money will change her mind someday soon. She is such a sweetheart and is so friendly.

At ten o'clock the American dancer on the stage promptly left the stage and went to the girls room. The other girls also left. They all returned in their street clothes. A couple of American young guys had come into the club. The girls sat down with the guys and talked for awhile. Paula came over to me to say goodbye. I asked her what was going on. She said the guys were taking them dancing at the clubs. What was interesting was there was a guy waiter who seemed to be a negotiator. I heard him say it would cost the guys fifty dollars each to take the girls to the dancing clubs, including drinks. So, I don't know exactly the deal, but it sounds like a lot of fun. I would love to spend an evening with Paula, even if I did not fuck her. I doubt though she would want to be seen with a middle aged guy at the dance clubs. The guy with her was in his early twenties and good looking.

I left shortly after that and saw the girls and the guys on the street waiting to cross on Fourth Street. I stood next to the very hot Paula. She was glad to see me. I gave her some sticks of gum. I got the feeling the young dudes did not like the idea of an old guy like me getting attention from Paula. But, business is business. Anyway, it kind of showed me how genuine Paula's kindness is. She is really something for being only 19.

One word of interest. All the bars on Revolucion have the Tranny element. I asked Paula if there were any TS's at Mike's. She was very hesitant to say. After more encouragement she said there were three who worked on Saturday nights. I asked her about the girls in the club then. She squirmed and did not want to answer. She finally said there is "poco" working. To me that meant one was working. I starting trying to guess. It turns out the waitress is a TS. She/he has a very slender and nice body for being older. Wow!!! It surprised me. The transsexual thing is something that is part of the Rev sleaze bar scene that has to be dealt with. For that reason most guys do not want to do that scene. It does not bother me that much. I usually find out about their gender in the bar before going any further. I know from the lap dances that Paula is a girl. I checked her out 100%.

On my way out of town I enjoyed looking at all of the young American hotties cuming into TJ for a night of partying. Sometimes I wish I was young again.

DT

Daytimer,

You say you checked out your "chica" 100%. How do you know she's not post op? Everyone says Mikes Disco is full of jotos (by everyone I mean other guys and the girls) so why take a chance? There's no way to make a 100% verification of gender unless you conduct a DNA test or something.

As for your comment "I got the feeling the young dudes did not like the idea of an old guy like me getting attention from Paula. But, business is business."

I'm not exactly sure what you're saying there. Gum constitutes biz? Or the fact she was cultivating a client? Earlier you stated the guys had to pay to take the girls out...well hey wouldn't you be pissed if you had to pay a chick and she started paying attention to someone else? Business is business applies, but against what she did.

Redongdo......With fake boobs, lypo, and post op pussies, how can you be sure of any girl in TJ? It is just not Mike's where they hang out. They are in La Zona Norte also. Who knows, there have been some reported in AB and CC from time to time. So I do not see why you would make it a criticism that I checked a girl out. I did all I, or anyone else can do. The rest we have to just take the chance on.

As far as the young guys acting pissed off at me getting attention from Paula, I did not say I blamed them. You are right. If I paid for her services I would want her full attention. I made the observation as something of interest. I think the fact she could have easily ignored me on the street and didn't tells me she is a nice person. She did not have to give me the time of day. As far as the young dudes are concerned, I could care less about them. They have many more years of fun ahead of them than I do, so I am taking any little bit of fun I can get from a 19 year old girl.

To answer your question as to why take a chance going to Mike's. Going to TJ for sexual pleasure is taking a big chance no matter what you do. So the question is the same to you, why take a chance? If we start asking why to one another then we could post forever.

Daytimer,

Not really flaming you there...just my usual tactless blunt self. But sure, going south and doing what we do is risky...my take on it is why increase the risk by frequenting a place that is known to be populated by he-she's...where it's the rule and not the exception.

I wasn't being critical of you checking the "chica" out, just that the test was not necessarily conclusive. I quote you here "I know from the lap dances that Paula is a girl. I checked her out 100%."

As to your girl acknowledging you on the street, it could be interpreted as nice, or it could be interpreted as rude that she would cultivate another client while being in the paid time from another one. Subjective.

Do whatever you want and have a good time. I'd just hate to think some guy would read your posts and check the place out only to find out the cute little honey they were playing with was really named Chuck. I personally choose to avoid the places that are known to be heavily populated by fellas instead of stella's.

Hey, what have you got against Chuck?
He's got to make a living just like the rest of us. Why single him out? Has he done anything to you?

Chuck is ok, but he charged you less than he charged me!

Redongdo...I understand the criticism of guys who check out the Revolucion sleaze bars. I agree that the newbies should not go to the bars unless they really understand what goes on. I do not want to give the wrong impression. The sleaze bars are for the hardcore TJ guys who know what the situation is.

I don't think very many of the TV's have had the sex change operation. That operation is very expensive I have been told. Most working people in TJ can not afford it. So, if they don't have a dick I figure they are a woman. I could be wrong. But I guess if I think it is a girl it is OK. It is all a fantasy anyway.

Despite the criticisms of us guys who check out the sleaze bars, I had one of the best times ever on Friday night at Mike's. The odds of having a great time are not very good during any one visit, normally speaking. The sleaze bars are very hit and miss. That is what makes it exciting. It is like treasure hunting.

Paula is certainly a treasure. After I bought her the one and only drink for the evening she asked me if I wanted her to massage me or did I want to massage her. I chose the latter. She turned her back to me and I started giving her a sensual massage. I enjoyed touching her gorgeous body. I pulled her blonde hair to the side and kissed her neck. She smiled and turned and kissed me on the lips. Damm!!! That was sensual.

I spent about an hour and a half at Mike's and had a great time without a blowjob or fucking. I spent about $50. Twenty of that was for two lap dances from Paula. They were well worth the money.

At this point some will say how stupid I am for spending the same money I could have fucked for in La Zona Norte. Also, it can be asked why take a chance on the TV's. The reward for taking that chance is finding a young wonderful girl who just started in the business and is unspoiled and unruined as many girls are in La Zona Norte.

I love La Zona Norte and spend most of my time and money there. But, sometimes looking for that diamond in the rough is worth the risks the sleaze bars have.

Daytimer,

Did you have a great time, even if you didn't fuck? If the answer is yes - more power to you. There's many a time I come down to TJ and don't get off... That's the beauty of living so close. I believe, from some of your previous posts, that you live very close to Mex. That being the case you don't have to worry about satifying your pecker everytime you make it down. Have a great time! ... (prog)

Jeez, Daytimer, don't ever apologize for having a good time! Sounds like Mike's is done w/ the tranny shows that used to start around 11 PM???

Red, why so grumpy?

Wow. When Porker says you're grumpy that's something! Actually looking over my posts I don't see how you got that vibe. It just looked to me like Daytimer was making Mikes Disco out to be a fun place to play, which in a sense it is I suppose...but it could be a rude shock to some guys to find out what they were "really" fondling. Revo is risky enough w/o going to the places that are well known to be populated with the "Funny Folk". IMNSHO of course.

Mike's did some remodeling and then closed in the afternoons. But now they have opened again.

I went in the club this past Thursday. There were 5 girls there in the late afternoon along with 5 customers. All five girls were not bad looking. One was very hot and seemed to be new. She was a very good dancer, but not good with the sleaze stuff. In fact, she never took her top off. She was so sexy and young that I really did not care. Just watching that gorgeous young thing move around the stage and contemplating the future with her was enough.

Mike's is the same as before. It is low key. The waiters are nice and not pushy. In fact, I had to go find a waiter to get another beer. How is that for a new one? If Mike's had booths I would have stayed longer. I really enjoy being able to sit and relax and watch girls dance without being attacked by girls and waiters and having to watch for all the scams.

BTW, here is what is appears to be at Mike's. Mike's has been a gay bar for many years. It still is. However, it is a girly bar during the day and a gay bar at night. Also girls go there to watch male strippers late at night (that might be interesting, not for the guys but for the horny girls).

dt

Where is Mikes located?

Mike's is near the corner of 6th and Rev.

Mike's is no longer open during the day. They tried to do a girl thing during the day and then do their usual gay thing at night. But the business was not good enough to stay open during the day. Too bad. I enjoyed the laid back atmosphere and very low key waiters who I would have to go find to get a beer. The girls seemed to be different and provided nice entertainment for very little money.

So now Mike's is back to being strickly a gay bar at night.

dt

My favorite went back to work after a 2 month "lay off". Her daughter is sick and she needs the extra money. So, I figured I'd go to Adelita's and help her out. She was talking to some guy who wanted to take her out to his hotel. She had caught my eye and some twenty minutes later she found me at the bar enjoying the atmosphere of Adelita's. I thought I saw some of the hottest looking chica's I had ever seen that night.

Anyway, my favorite said, "Take me out of here,"
We had gone to Las Chavalas and danced the previous week and had a great time. She wanted to go to a club out of the zone. So after paying a $10 bar fine, we headed up Revolution. She wanted to go to Mikes as she remembered some great salsa, cumbia and tropical music when she went with someone last summer.

A five dollar cover and great sounding music.
We were seated at the far end of a runway type dance floor. I had no idea what Mike's had changed into from the 1970's. There were couples, and lots of single girls, most of them hot. There were a few young couples, and one very obvious gay couple.

So it turns out on this Sat. was a special night and they were having a transexual improve show.
We both felt out of place and pissed, but were willing to put up with an hour show before we could dance. The show went two hours when they announced intermission and the next twelve acts to follow.

Has anyone been here recently and danced to the music my favorite says they play durning the week?

We left and found a Room at Super 8 and dance the rest of the night in bed. I gave her $150 to help out for the kid.

UMMMM ???

Mikes has been a gay/lebian bar for a long time now. Ever since I have been going to TJ it is been widely known as a gay bar.
Any working girl would know this as a lot of them frequent here to see the trans shows
Same during the week.
The staff is all gay and during the week its more of the same.
Perhaps your amiga was going with the flow of your jist or Jizz.

Ask any zona chica about Mikes Disco and they will tell you the same.

Or did some other Monger spot you and you are trying to make an excuse ? lol

Just kidding
Sorry you didn't know about the club
You didnt notice the staff was all gay and full of glee ??

Milky

Without mentioning names, I think it was reported that some Hombre (dressed in drag) did a strip dance at that place.

Help me out on this Lachero.

I Think it was Billfromreading
or Farsider as rumor has it

Then he went and serviced some of the customers at least thats what a chica told me so it has to be true right ?>??

Milky