My trip report will touch on a bit of everything, I hope is not too dull given it is my first time and all. And to boot I am a fairly rookie monger.

Anyways,

Headed to La Zona from SB very early Fri morning. I was hoping to miss all the traffic but ended up hanging out in LA way too long with an old GF I met for breakfast (not in bed unfortunately).

Arrive at LA Zona around 12:30 after a brief stop at Farmacia Castaneda for a V pill. I had read some comments re the Vitamin and figured what the heck I will try it and see if it enhances the experience. Did not do squat for me, happily I do not need it...he he.

Score the room at Cascadas in the 6th floor to avoid noise levels (yeah right...more on that later). This was my second TJ trip, the first one more of a recognisanze mission rather than anything else (I will sprikle some of the first trip experinces here and there in this report)

Room was adequate, really not all that bad. Of course, I have had a fair amount of experince travelling in Latin American so maybe I am just used to it. Some kook open my door in the middle of the night, I may have left it ajar due to buzzness but I doubt it. I know it was one of the staff cuz I hear the radio, I should have gotten up right away and give him lots of hell but decided to let it go since he continue his slow walk thru the hallway. He was probably only checking...who knows?

I was not cold but it would never hurt to bring in a sweatshirt and sweat pants in case nights are chillier. The talachero cries were continuos and made me wish for a gun and some idiot had music up too loud (last time it was the TV). Next time I am packing ear plugs as well.

Afternoon Fri selection at AB was decent; CC, chavelas, tropical, miami et al were dead.

SG afternoon selection was high but quality on the low side.

Eve selections reflected great improvement at all locations. Markedly at CC, there was a hottie there I am going to kick myself for not doing for the next few weeks until I make it back. And if she is not there...well...more on this later.

So I go out into TJ galaxy with Mission 1: find Aracelli and revisit Guadalupe la famosa. Armed and dangerous with PISS Commander Concarne proceeds to quickly identify Aracelli. Trade negotiations begin and are quickly settled. I am not sure if I caught her at a bad time or we just did not have the vibes but she was uninspired. Little movent. No sound effects, jack. Box was OK, make up blows, titties are sagging (but you can tell they must have been righteous at some point). Face 4.5, bod 5.5, attitude 4. Do again NO but I must admit that I am tempted due to previous reports.

Nowin search of Guadalupe. There she was wearing that dark red dress she wears so well. I make contact and settle on price but need to step back to room to use facilities (no I did not want to got to the ones in her hotel...I had seen that hotel in my previous exploration of TJ galaxy). Guadalupe had been pretty tasty the first time and I was looking for a tastier time after given some advice by some of the veteranos on the board on how to approach/negotiate with her.

Back from taking care of cof bussiness...damn...she is gone. Probably exchanging peace offerings with one of you mongers...grrrrr. That is fine. I will do what will become my usual routineand do a walk/scan of the bars and the alley twice prior to commiting. And possibly find Guadalupe out too.

SG: lots of the same faces I had seen before, nothing super exciting but a couple of promising ones. AB: yeah I want that one and that one and that one...mmmm budget has a limit. Maybe waiting until the eve is the best plan.

SG: last time I hooked up with this flaca (I am sorry I cannot remember her name) by constitucion and alley. Pretty cute, look like she was fairly new at it, and it look as if she had a tight bod. I had negotiated with her $20 sin ropas at Cascadas rather than her hotel, did her and liked it, her pussy was nice and tight. She was doing the hand thing to prevent me from going all the way in and let her do it cuz it look as if she was in disconfort. That was then, figure the second time I would do it my way. Even if I am El Senor Grueso (her words not mine) I have to do my thing. Mission #2 find la flaca without a name. So far no luck.

Walk up the street and I see this girl I had briefly chatted with in my previous trip (kick me I forgot her name too) It seemed as if we had a good talk then but we never hooked up (I had just finished Guadalupe and wanted a 30 min break, by the time I got back she was gone). Negotiations proceed and are succesful, her hotel is disgusting but I like what I see inside it after her clothes come off. We have an extremely nice session, almost GFE (but of course the 20min limit prevents that). She is a cuttie and very friendly, nice bootie, nice pussie, tits are small but I am willing to overlook. Face 8, body 8, attitude 8. Repeat yes.

Ok...refuel by getting some carnitas tacos and imbibbing (sp?) at AB. Spend some time checking out the scene and listening to the way TOO LOUD TUNES!! Somebody needs to tell that DJ that the loudness level will drive people away.

Get bored and decide to go for a walk. I go all the way to the Jai Alai Palace, checking out different stores and such ( was looking for Cubans and tasty tequila). Walk back and then I remember about the New Body MP recent comments on the board and decided to check it out. I was in dire need of a massage (sore from playing bball after long hiatus). I get to Av 8 and D, select my topless 60 min massage, $35, 3 choices: choice 1 and 2 and Isabel. Guess who I picked. Isabel is a short (4 11, w/o heels?), more indian featured than not, cute girl. Massage begins after a nice hot shower but not really what I wanted (I needed harder, oh well) We talk a lot about her, me, etc. she was quite pleasant. The topic of extra services comes up and I am quoted 40/hand, 80 B/J and $120/full. Mmm...don't think so. I mean she look interesting enough (small chiches still but the bootie made things intersting)...but really I just wanted a good massage. I find out this girls do not get paid for the session and they only make money when providing extra services. Independed corroboration appreciated, thank you. I resist temptation (prices are lowered without my prompt to 30, 80 and 100) but will keep her in mind. I would not recomend her based on her massage technique. I tip her $20 and say my adios.

Walk back to the Zona and score on some Paletas and snackies. Checked out and flirted with a couple of cuties at the record store, found my tequila.

More bar time: drinks at LC and tours of inspection at HK, Miami and Tropical. I thought about checking Pollo but did not since it never looked like much was going on there. Opinions?

Time for another break although scene at AB is getting extremely interesting. Go to room and check out some cable (BTW I am fluent in spanish so it works out well for me). After some chilling out time is back down to SG space. I see this girl at the counter, she being pimped to me by one of the workers of Cascadas. she looks spunky and is really pouring it on, I consider but politely decline. Her loud lamentation and comments about my fine butt follow me to the street (not my words, really) Step out and before I can take one of my cigarrettes out I spot Isabel to my left.

I had seen her before and had not moved on her in my previous trip. I should now, shit 3 dudes just jumped in and surrounded her. Mmmm...she did see me checking her out and smiled at me. I do not think group negotioations should often be effective, my guess is confirmed. 3 dudes move on. Hi Isabel: she does have a cute face, does she not? Up to the room: it was fun but I have to say her bod looks a lot better with clothes on. It is starting (rather it has been) to get soft around there mongers. Better get it while you can. It is kind of fun to look at her cute face and expression while being furiously fucked however. Lots of sound effects (both from her mouth and pussy: the sloshing was out of control, lots of loud pussy farts...kind of funny to me but I think she felt a bit embarrased) I did get a prompt at some point but I was taking my time. We finished off and had some nice small talk. Face 7.5, bod 6.5, attitude 8. Do again probable. Hard to ignore that face.

Mission #2 still unsuccesful, no sign of la flaca sin nombre. Part #2 of mission #1 is abandoned, I can always find Guadalupe later.

There is a 2 hottie set at AB and a 3 hottie set at CC that are just dynamite. I keep on walking between the two clubs and cannot make my fucking mind. Shit. Maybe a walk and a smoke will clear my head.

Go up the street and see previously laid girl hanging out with a girlfriend (girlfriend actually looks to have a more killer bod). Smile, hi how are you, and off we go to the room again. Second session better than the first. Damn...I am NOT...repeat NOT end up with a FAV...it just does not make sense. I might as well get a couple of GFs on this side. Well, no it is not the same. And 2 sessions on same day do not mean a thing, right guys? She does have a killer smile that one.

Back for another TV, munchie break. Back to CC, talk to hottie numero uno of the triumvirate...damn you guys...give me shit for this...I do not remember her name (next time I am taking pencil and paper or tape recorder whatever) She is so fucking hot every guy walking in does a rubber neck while walking by. I am worried she is going to be an ice queen, I am not a bad looking fellow and keep in shape but I am not a super good looking dude either...well let's just talk to her. Dude....she is friendly! How stocked am I??? Chit chat and how much? 60 plus 10 for rooom (kosher to negotiate down to 50?) but I am still just focused on her amazingly beutiful face, great lips and smile only superseeded by her amazing (natural looking Cs) and righteous ass. 60? Sure! Reach into my pocke to get mullah ready and shiiiiiitttt....only $60 and I already agreed, I am not going to cheese out now. Hey I gotta shoot to the ATM and be right back. She tells me she will be there til 4. It is now2. No prob. Score on the cash (ATM by the Arch) get back...not there probably in Hotel. Gee I will take that bet. OK, let me go to my room and freshen up, this is going to be good. Quick shower, lay down, PASSED OUT!!! AAAAhhhhh...run to CC is 4:15 am. Almost empty, no way she is still here. Shit. She is now Mission #3.

Hit AB: maybe she went there? Oh...how despair creates hope. Of course she is not there. But the hottie duet is still there. Ok, consolation price. Which one? And then out of the corner of my eye I spot who I know now to be Miria. Holly shit! I know that she must be enhanced...there is just no way that package (all of it) is all natural...and she does look older (late 30 something...but Oh so sexy) I do not know what it is but I just feel myself pulled towards her...dynamic duo will be left for next excursion. Talk to Miria everything smooth: offer 60 +10, counteroffer 50 +10. She goes for it after looking into my longing eyes. Unrushed, CBBJ, top back, top front, finished with perrito which she seemed to favor and enjoy. BJ was nice but not spectacular, top action was beutiful, the look of her ass and then her tits was glorious in front of my face. Man, her pussy was an embrace of my dick. It just felt delicious. Sound effects (moaning, repeated request, etc) many and convincing sounding (good actress that woman) I did not want it to stop. Man, her waist and hips were SO well proportioned, it was like having handles to apply extra trust to the perrito maneuver. Got to grab her big C/Ds and I swear they felt so natural, but it cannot be. That body looks sculptured, but I have grabbed fakies before and these felt so natural. An independed Grueso description is offered. Maybe I should change from ConCarne to Senor Grueso? Nahhh...I will have to get at least 20 of those and even then...ConCarne Lives!

Face 8.5, bod 9.5, attitude 9. Repeat yeaah, what do you think?

Time to sleep some more. But the Talachero screams and mariachi music next door makes it hard. do not seem to sleep much but wake up at 11 am. Go to breakfast and get hassled by this SG i promised 3x I would take her up the night b4 and never did. Sorry honey, I was busy then now I am hungry. Got some tasty food up by 2nd and constitucion. Read paper and book, walk back, look back for some last girl??? I gotta bail out of the room by 1 and I still have to pack, should I stay another day?? I am too fucking responsible and I have work to do. Back home.

Wait at border and drive to SB both suck big time. next time I am bringing in a bike, I will not pay $5-7 for using a bike for 5 minutes. Matter of principle.

My 24 hr exploration is finished or rather completed for the time being. Mission #3 will be succesful damn it!

A couple of things:

I wonder if any SD mongers may be able to provide me with some insights sometime we are all there. My treat on some drinks.

And I may have need of some alibi at some point, that I guess will have to come from any buddies I make from the group. But, hey I gotta meet you guys: Hombre, Superman, Milkman, Senor Panocha and other Veteranos of the Zona. I have thirst for knowledge.

I hope this was not too dull, if you guys have questions let me know.

I hope my next trip happnes by end of March or mid April at latest.

ConCarne