Trip report Tijuana,
Saturday June 7th, through Monday, June 9th

SATURDAY:

I didn't show up Friday Night because I had wanted to go to the Santee Drive-in swap meet Saturday morning. About noon, I went to Tijuana and checked into Hotel Imperial.

I wasn't feeling all that good. I chalked it up to leftover bad feelings about my ex-novia. My libido was about zero. (See thread -Off-Topic-: -Relationships-Sr Pauncho Treads The Garden Path)

Then I walked past the NE corner of 1st & Constitución and saw a chica that I had vowed to try. I hadn't done so because one of her fellow standees is a former semi-favorita of mine. I often give them all candy when I'm passing.

But she was alone and I greeted her and asked how she was (all of this in Spanish). Then, silver-tongued devil that I am, I said "$10 for a quickie ?" She nodded and off we went.

Actually, as there are two similar girls on that corner, I didn't have the one I thought I had, but what the heck, eh ?

It was Patricia, chunky and 37 years old, with less than average looks (NO English), una morenita. But she easily compensated for that with her manner in the room.

I tried my new "Of course I want a blow job, that's why I am on my back !" attitude, and got a CBJ for my efforts, followed by (covered) missionary sex (my preferred position, I am conservative, after all).

As I wasn't really horny, and didn't have a hard-on, she had to create one for me. This girl is the master of soothing, stimulating touches. I ended up opting for 30 minutes ($10 more) and then 1 hour (that's 1 hour total - $20 more for a total of $40).

We mostly cuddled and played during the extra time. This is a girl that does an old man's heart good. Then, of course, she left.

Then I went to Club LapDance and did a lap dance with "LLD" (lady lapdance - see thread -Off-Topic-: -Relationships- Is My Stripper "Girlfriend" a Whore ?) (Much tit sucking ensued).

Later I returned to the zone. My ex-novia was nowhere in sight. I returned to my hotel with "E" (My current SG favorita) for a lazy hour. She was a little disappointed at such a short interval. For whatever reason I didn't enjoy her presence as much as usual. Still, I told her how much I loved and needed her and how special she was.

I spent most of the rest of the evening at Bar El Fracaso.

I took a bagful (8) VHS tapes of cartoons in Spanish to Sara #1for her kids. (God bless those American $1 stores.) She's a dear friend & previous Bar El Fracaso favorite from last year - translation: I'd like to be her non-paying novio, but she's smarter than that.

INSTANT LANGUAGE LESSON:

Bugs Bunny = El Conejo de la Suerte
Casper the Friendly Ghost = Gasperin
Donald Duck = El Pato Pascual
Mighty Mouse = Super Raton
Popeye = Popeye (pronounced "Po-pay'-yay")
Woody Woodpecker = El Parajo Loco

Later TORG ("The Other Resident Gringo") and myself took Sara#2 (one of the very few non-hooker ficheras there) to dinner. I keep trying to cut in on his territory because he's screwing so many beautiful young women. He claims he's going to train me.

She and I are talking about going to the movies, but have scheduling problems. Also she doesn't have a phone. But I told her how cute and special she was and bought her roses.

Went back to Bar El Fracaso and danced til past midnight, then returned to my hotel (alone).

SUNDAY:

Slept in really late, then ran a few errands. I figured out that the reason my libido was low was because I had a cold. (Commence runny nose).

As always, when I have nothing to do, walked a couple of laps around la zona to admire the view. My ex-novia was nowhere in sight. As the day wore on, encountered "E" (in her usual spot), and told her I'd be back later.

THE TRUTH ABOUT HEALTH CARDS:
Passed about 45 minutes buying 3 ficha beers for an aging hooker acquaintance. After playing with her tits a while, she, at my request, explained about the cost of health cards:

500 pesos The first time (set up costs, photo, etc.)
200 pesos Subsequent months (except for below)
320 pesos Every 4th month

So if you ever hear a chica say she can't afford a health card, now you know the price.

Went to "Solo Un Precio" (Mexican $1 store) to buy crayolas and plastic letters with magnetic backs, to give to Sara#1 for her kids. Left store forgetting to buy the crayolas.

Later on, went to Bar El Fracaso. Danced a few, then went to Club LapDance. There were not many clients.

I helped "Sis" by being a shill while she was dancing. After stuffing a dollar down her g-string and another in her bra, I laid down (face up) on the stage with a bill in my mouth and she proceeded to molest me thoroughly.

This sometimes excites patrons to tip wildly or pay for lap dances. Either way, I get one hell of a lot for my dollar !

Returned to Bar El Fracaso and gave to Sara#1 the magnetic letters previously purchased. Then ran into TORG and "M". He & I talked on the dance floor and he explained that I should be careful of her - that she could kick higher than his head. This guy's got it all. Probably 60 and all the young fluff are after him.

Later outside the bar, I was talking to him and she let loose a kick next to his face (and pretty close to mine, too.) She CAN kick about 2 inches above her head.

When she kicked the second time I was ready ! I grabbed her leg and held it at about shoulder level and wouldn't let go. She started kicking wildly at him with her other leg to no avail. I finally put her down and we both laughed at her. She looked a little pissed.

Returned to la zona looking for my favorita "E". Her co-worker said she was occupied. Returning to Bar El Fracaso I noticed TORG, "M", and another chica dining in a nearby restaurant. I joined them. Later we moved on to the bar.

TORG forced a chica on me that was not to my liking. Later I danced with several others, then spotted "S" - CARNE FRESCA !!! "S" is a 40 year-old blond. Usually that's two strikes against them, but there was something about her......

She was there with her sister as a chaperone. But I convinced her with my smooth line of banter "What do you think about $20 for 30 minutes in the hotel ?......"

We talked and cuddled and cooed and then started fucking. (TNT) What a dynamite piece of ass. 5 kids had not ruined her ! And she loved to fuck. Multiple orgasms, noisy, affectionate, WOW ! I paid a second $20 bucks for the balance of the hour and we continued.

I would readily have paid for another hour, but she had to rejoin her sister to return to their home state - they were just visiting a relative in Tijuana. They had to return the next morning.

I returned to the bar and danced a few, then retired to my hotel.

MONDAY:
Having stayed home Friday, I took a day off Monday to continue the hobby.

Took a couple of laps walking around the zona. Didn't see my ex-novia nor her car. As she comes to Tijuana every weekday for school (for which I paid), it's also convenient for part-time work.

Maybe she's found a new fool. I hope so. I never liked the fact that she had to sell her ass to get by. Also, if she is occupied, she won't be trying to lure me back to her.

I didn't see any of my "regulars" either. But that's OK as my energy was low because of my cold. Passed out a few "Tamalito" candies to the girls.

Went to Club LapDance and sucked a few tits ($1 each). Returned to la zona and spotted Alondra (see SG reports) . She has put a few blond streaks in her hair that liven up her appearance.

As I am still paying $10 (+ room) and her services have incremented lately, I was anxious to see what she added this time. A disappointment; The offer was to let me eat her for $10 more - probably because I had given her a kiss just above her pubic hair last time.

She's got a pretty little pussy that looks edible, but does NOT smell edible. None-the-less, she's a decent piece of ass. She managed to make me come in a condom - no small task. As always, exceptionally friendly in and out of the room. I'll return from time to time.

Ran a few errands then returned to Bar El Fracaso and danced with Brenda de Tlaxcala: (Beautiful, Light skin, black hair below the shoulders with the characteristic "Copete" [the big front curl], gordita, tall, maybe 5'5" in her shoes, 20 years old, already her smile has the downward tilt at the edge [characteristic of a bitch] that tells you she's been in the trade too long.) Location; Bar El Fracaso seated in the seats surrounding the dance floor near the SE corner, in seats facing west.

But she's not a bitch, just a bit reserved. I'd always been curious as to what she'd be like. As the crowd hadn't arrived yet, I had the opportunity to sample her charms. I had always figured that she wouldn't go for $20 bucks, but she accepted my offer.

In bed, I'd describe her figure as "rolly-polly". Her pubic hair naturally lies in a lovely pattern, looks almost painted on, in a pattern that appeared as if she had shaved in spots (but she had not !). (Made to be eaten ! Smelled OK, too ! But I didn't ask.)

She's got one kid, but a pussy that's bigger than you'd think - but not a monster. She declined giving a blow job. I would describe her style as accepting but not enthusiastic. I still might do her again, but not frequently.

I left Bar El Fracaso and went to la zona looking for my favorita "E". Her co-worker said she was occupied (again). I guess the word about her (being so hot) is getting around.

I did some other non-eventful stuff, then returned to Bar El Fracaso. I gave Sara#1 the crayolas I had picked up during yet another trip this weekend to Solo Un Precio (Mexican Dollar Store).

She said "I want to thank you for all of the stuff you bring my kids." But she looked a little uncomfortable. I told her she could thank me by telling me stories about how much they enjoyed them.

Later I danced with Laura (one of many Lauras there - For identification, this one's initials on her health card are M.A.R.S.). She's not short but has a chaparita's figure.

She's a morenita or morena clara, black hair past her shoulder blades, always gathered in some kind of a ponytail, gelled in place, with ever present "Cuernos". Location; Sits next to Brenda above, doesn't smile much while seated.

$20 for 30 minutes - covered sex including CBJ (YMMV), but we did $40 for one hour. One child, but a snug pussy. Incredible tits with left nipple often inverted (Yum ! Although this information is included only for identification). This woman is much more beautiful naked than clothed.

She's a kind, empathetic person, although when your time's up, it's up.
We had a serious talk (She actually teared up) and I told her that I cared for her and how easy it would be for me to fall totally in love with her, and that she shouldn't let me because of our age difference. But that, to me - we weren't provider & client, but 2 friends helping each other through this rough life.

(I keep trying for bareback services from her but no luck yet.)

JUST HOLDING HANDS CAN BE SO SWEET....

Then we returned to the bar. I started dancing with Laura. She was tired and had her head pressed against my right shoulder. TORG and "M" were dancing alongside of us. We held hands while dancing for at least a minute, exchanging smiles. (So romantic....). I told her that I loved her deeply.

Then TORG noticed I was holding his partners hand ("M"), laughed and said (in english) "Laura's the jealous type. You better not let her catch you doing that." We three laughed. Laura was so out of it she never noticed that it was "M" I was talking to (& holding the hand of).

I seem to specialize in outrageous behavior in this bar. (I have often said that sober, I teach drunken Mexicans how to misbehave.) It seems to pay off. But mostly, it's a lot of fun.

Shortly thereafter I returned to San Diego.

. Pauncho