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Thought I might through out another interesting topic. Anoyne care to list there zona experiences with funky fetishes? toe-sucking (shirmping), spanking, latex/rubber, role-playing, golden-showers etc........ I know some guys like a little spice in there action, something the wife or girl-friend just can't or won't provide. TJhombre if this subject is to out there please feel free to omit this conversation topic. Chime-in dudes.

OK..sure...I have this thing about getting real drunk and banging my head into the headboard while in the throes of ..well throws I guess...and then bouncing off and ending up on the floor. I find the chicas think this is really hilarious and often request I repeat this performance.

Is that the kind of thing you mean?

And that's BEFORE he even gets undressed!!

You're supposed to get undressed?

Well, I have a foot fetish. I've been to the zona twice and found several girls that like to indulge my fetish, even to the point of getting me off with their feet. If anyone else has had similar experiences, post them.

Are you the guy I translated for a couple of weeks ago?

Explorer,

Not me.

Hmmm ... I met a guy with the same interest a couple of weeks ago on Coahuila Alley!

Must be another guy with the same interest. I've never been in the alley; I only go to AB. Just curious. What did he have to say about it?

He was looking for a "sole" mate.


Just kidding, mi amigo, honest!
I just couldn't pass that one up.

Billy

Actually, most of our conversation was about general questions about the ZN, since he had wandered there for the first time. I proceeded to show him some of the bars, and translate for him. The chica I was with in Bar Tropical offered to help him find another chica who would help him out.

Since I don't share the same interest in chica feet, I didn't really get into details, but he should be posting any day now, assuming he made it home safely.

FETISH-101
Well i sometimes arrive with a bag full of toys...hehe. Pulled out a new vibrator (blue dolphin) for my amiga @ the CC and she loved it. I enjoyed watching her use it and her orgasm could NOT have been faked. I told this chica I was going to bring down a starp-on for her to use on her best friend and she said "she could not wait", I'm sure that also will be a good show. I also love a fresh pair of painted toe-nails and have more than once brought a woman to multiple Big-O's just by working there sensitve toes..hehe. They appreciate there bodys as a whole being worshpped as opposed to just the tits,pussy and ass. Younger woman need more than just dick, they need icing on the cake, which a lot of times entails specific fetishes being explored...as much for them as for the man. Think about it for a moment...these chicks get mass quantities of cock shoved in there face 24/7. If your one of the few who uses their imagination in an exploaratory way, these girls will REMEMBER you, otherwise your just a "dick in the night, #758439". Remember anyone can get a BBBJ but how many of you guys have taken a jar of honey and smeared your shaft with it and then offered you woman a nice popsicle to work, the nob-job just keeps going and going and going...ahh memories. I my self love sex and am willing to do what ever it tkaes to satisfy my partner as opposed to just myself and a little kink here and there goes a LLLong way. My lovers in the USA and Mexico know there guarantted a GOOD time with me EVERTIME as they NEVER now what to expect. My missions to TJ are basically to hone my skills and try new things, being an ex-muscian in major bands i have learned a lot by fucking so many usa strippers, waitresses, band-groupies etc... that just dipping the dipstick in a pussy is so routine that there needs to be more...more..more...NOTE: the girls taught me this...not larry flint..lol..i do shit they never expect and there for most appreciated..hehe. Yea they have a tendency to fall in love with me for just being different (ORIGINAL) and a lot of them get pissed of that i don't date them....ohh well...lifes to short...to many woman and not enough time..haha...olll salsa boy's hotties gotta realize there's enough of him to go around.
*Everything i condone is done between to consenting adults and does not include violence or disrepect of the partner. Hmmmm i guess thats it...gotta get some food and hit the gym, shitt it's chest and triceps tonight...Have a good one dudes.
SB

Great post Salsa Boy... just curious - did you bring that blue dolphin vibrator back to the US? If so, what's your explanation if La Migra wants to look in the bag? ...LoL... Anyway, I haven't gone as far as toys and gadgets but I usually will give my chica a nice back, arm and leg rub (before and after) with warm oil. They really love it - especially after a long cold night on their back!

Progman

Progman:how do you heat the oil in TJ?

If your hands are warm, just pour a good amount into the palm of one hand, then rub them together lightly until the oil is warm. Then apply to the chica's body. She will think you heated it up. Nothing is worse to start off a massage than having cold oil applied directly to the body. Those little oil heaters are not necesary.

Celtics - you're a genius. Thanks for the handy tip.

Swadi: You do what Celtics said - rub it in the palm of your hands. The chicas either love it or hate it... but if they're into it you'll have one great time! The trick then is to start rubbing your own body against hers. If the chica knows you're not going to stick your uncovered dick in her she'll really get into it. ...progman

Kama Sutra has a line oil that comes in different flavors..hint hint. Aroma therapy works and can elevate your partners mood to the next level. Certain oils can contain a little peppermint extract for a cooling effect...not cold just cooling and invigorating.
SB

Any guys here that have a foot fetish and have gotten a chica to satify it? Please post any experiences you had.

Uh, NO! But seriously, bring cash and whatever floats your boat to Adelitas and you may be surprised at how many takers you might get.

I don't have a foot fetish, but I know one girl at the Chicago Club who certainly has a shoe fetish.

Her name is Iris, and she usually stands by the back left corner of the dance floor, even during the floor shows.

Last time I was with her she was in jeans, nothing fancy, but had on shoes that laced up around her legs almost to her knees. She always seems to be wearing fancy panties and shoes - her two admitted "weaknesses".

Oh ya, and she is pretty wild in bed. Porker, I believe, called her a nympho.

Porker,

I've been to Adelitas several times and found the chicas had no problem with foot fetish. Many actually enjoy it.

The other night I was in the AB and I saw my best Fister girl. Lati from Mazatlan, 31 years not very good looking but a real good fuck. I couldn't fuck her because I just fuck Lilia and I only had $5 bucks. $5 bucks is OK, just pay me the rest when you cum back. 99% of the time I would take them up on an offer like that. But leti is special and I needed to clean my hands first. And Roger wanted to go home too. Leti gave me her number and said lets meet Tuesday night. Faro 101 told me that she's lieing but, I had spent many a night fisting and fucking so I thought I would take a chance. Hotel Leva #28, 7:00PM

Tuesday night, Of course I was cleaning my finger nails with gasoline all night, I also added Commet too and then I got to the hotel Leva next to the Chicago at 7:22PM and I asked the guy to get Leti in room 28, he came back and said, there's a Sandra but no Leti. I said she's the same, they change their names and birthdays from week to week. He paused, and said, Why is that? Roger nearly decked him. I however, aspected no more from someone that lives in Mexico. Rogers been coming way to long, he somtimes forgets...

I deceited to ask a few gal I've been culitvating for a few months if I can put a few fingers in them. First I explained that I have very CLEAN fingers.
The first gal I asked was Veronica next to the hotel Gloria. A super cuttie, I think she's in love with me. Most mongers love to fuck her. I however haven't becuase I fuck two of her friends Alma and Lila, their both out of this world for $10 for 30 minutes and I even get a bare back BJ.
But that another story.

I said, Veronica I think it's time to make love, she said, Si, si, si, lets go! I said, no not that way. I wan't our time to be memorable, very special. She said si, si, si, lets go. I said, I'm going to have to see your pussy with my flash light and check for shit. She said, si, si, lets go. I said you need to take off all your clothes and I want to put my fingers in your pussy. She said, si si, I said all my fingers. She paused and said, si, si lets go. I said no, no, you don't understand I want to fuck you with my whole hand and put my dick in at the same time. She said, Jose! it won't fit but you can try it. WOW! What a girl. Thats the sprit that won the west. She took off her clothes and put a ton of KY on my hand. She had the smallest little pussy and I put on finger in then another, another, until I got to my knuckles. She started to say, ooch. A Mexican ouch. I twisted my hand around a few times. Then I slid in a little more. I was so excited I quickly shot a lode all over my inserted hand and her pussy. I just rubbed it in and kept fisting. She loved it. Afterwards, she said she felt so BIG. I said, you still my little sweethart, I give her my $10 and a big kiss and hug.

Veronica 19 years next to the Gloria and Odessa 2001. $10, 30 minutes, she does it all.
O' watch out, she wanted her money up front and I had to show her the 100pesos first. Remember NEVER, NEVER, NEVER, pay first. walk out before paying first. Even for those of you who pay first and say I get a good job. You could have had a better if you paid last. There's only one thing predictible about TJ whore's, their unpredictable. And as fast as they can rip you off you can also have a perfect experience if you play your cards right...

Westfargo...


Westfargoo...

HAH! The mighty San Fargo has blessed us all!

I can imagine Leti as a "best Fister girl"

.... or a well-placed imposter.

It's really Fargo, I'll vouch for him (if you guys can believe me...HAH!) I was bugging him to start posting here again.

BTW I'm D. Duck....I think I was playing around with my profile and somehow made myself someone else for awhile.

yea new monger the foot thing is pretty hot, one of my friends thinks im sick but another one admitted he has the same fetish. i go to costa rica and the chicks all walk around in the open toe sandals it fucking drives me nuts but when im with them ,if i dont know them very well im a little embarased to start kissing on them and all. also they dont seem to take very good care of them a lot of times theyre all dry and shit , maybe we should open up a free to hot ticas pedicureatorium???

Hey Marcos,

I'm glad to see there is someone around that is into foot fetish besides me. I have had some hot foot fetish sessions from the chicas at AB. The chicas seem to enjoy it because it's different than the everyday "sucky, fucky". They even charge me less sometimes if I give them a foot massage. One gorgeous chica only charged me $30, but she wanted a long foot massage after I got off, which I was happy to give her.

Hi Redongo,

I was in the zona Thrusday night and I keep seeing a monger who really is fucking it up for the rest of us. I forgot his name. But I've drawn the last straw with him. I've been talking to him for years telling him not to talk to me on the street. Because he pays $30 for street gals. He can pay whatever he wan't, just don't talk to me on the street. Because the gals will put 2 and 2 together and think I have to start paying more too. Well it happened to me twice Tursday night. I went to find my little Fatima in the street, knowing she charges ALL Americans $35 except of me it's $10. When I started to talk to her the $30 guy just came up out of know where and started to talk to me. I said kindly "Please GO away!" He just kept talking and I finly ran away and he took Fatima I came back to Fatima and she boldly told me she wanted $20 or Audi Dios. I've been with Fatima for 3 years, I've even spent many a night with her, she's NEVER NEVER NEVER asked for one penney extra then what we agree on.
Roger and I went to the Chevellas and I like to dance with a gal named Lisa, a great dancer I can do 2 or 3 songs for a $1. Plus that have a live band too. And all the sudden the dipshit guy came up and bought Lisa a drink. I asked him if I can dance with her, he said OK. She said she would like me to leave her alone because he's about to offer her money for fucking. Then I saw a Mexican guy I know, he likes to dance with Lisa too. He said I hate those fucking American, and Mexican American, why do they buy the gals drinks? Us poor REAL Mexicans just want to dance. Why don't you guys go to the AB bar or go find an American gal. Whats up with your dumb shit friend? I explained to him not all Americans are like him. I just dance and when I'm ready to fuck I ask the gal to meet me when she's not working. As not to offend everybody and so I can have extra time and she can make a little extra money on the side...

Westfargo...

Yeah Fargo!

Maestro Fargo speaks the truth gents....as much as a lot of you guys like to fantasize about being knights in shining tinfoil, I personally feel the only thing all this 'net exposure has done for the TJ scene is encourage idiots who feel they're pretty nifty guys cuz they're "helping" some poor girl who is making a mere 200-1000 bucks a day in a society where people work their asses off for 15 hours for 20 bucks. Then you have the cajones to toss the chica an extra 5 - 20 buck tip to "help" her and her family. Why don't you guys keep that cash and distribute it among the poor old women that have to walk around in the middle of the night hawking gum cuz that screwed up culture has no way of taking care of their old people? The guys with no legs, the families on the streets...those are the people you brush off while you play with some girl young enough to be your daughter and assuage your guilt by tossing her an extra tenner so you can feel like some king shit. Play and have fun sure....I'm doing it too...but don't throw your hypocrisy around with your money.

OK, off my soapbox. Just had to vent...but hey Fargo is one of the best people you can meet and hang with in TJ. As outrageous as he sounds he's not bullshitting himself or what he/we is/are doing.

Redongdo
You are right about the money but many of the girls do want out if they could find a way to make 1000 bucks a week.The same way many of us would want out of our jobs if we could find one we liked that would pay the same.My fave would want and get out if I would give her a job for 1000 bucks a week tax free.We both know that is crazy,the only problem is she doesn't.

Redongo, you are so right about the less fortunate people needing help. One of my many fav's has shown me when, where, who and why to give money, cigarettes, clothing, Na information and advise. It is common to see us having dinner with two or three street kids, since both she and I have been orphaned, homeless, addicted, imprisoned and generally fucked over by many of the same problems these people face. I was fortunate enough to join the Navy at an early age. She was disciplined enough to pull herself up and out of the shit -on her own accord, by her sandal straps. She will never be found giving five dollar blow jobs to some fat backed bespecticled and sweaty cheap-ass dirtbag mother-fucking piece of filth. E-mail me, I've got a good joke about unionized prostitution.

I am not rich. After twenty years of sitting on my pimpled lazy ass for the Federal government, I found another do nothing kick-back federal job. So, I collect my pension and a salary. I feel compelled to give as much in as many ways as I can. You are right to talk about more than pussy and money -though it is hard to believe that there is anything else in life. Especially here in the night of the living needle-dicks.

I'm not a White Knight. In fact my 'armour' is a grey as the sky after America fried half the population of my father's native country. I have learned that what goes around, comes around. This may be important for you all to remember.

I do have more to say about this. But, I'll spare you. Charity is, after all, a word in the vocabulary of my heart. Possibly, should I live through my next mission, I will share more. However, this time, I believe I will die. Better that, than ending up like some motel pack roach with my nose in someones ass and being led down the street by some enslaving pussy.

Seriously, men-and I use the word 'men' with some reservation- get your heads out of your own ass, and that of you neighbors. Get your face in some good pussy and give it ALL you can.

God Damn, I love the Lord and the Lord loves my sorry loser ass. As for the rest of you, you'll get by -maybe. But, I'll tell you, if Tanakato cuts another one of his fingers off, he will be seriously fucked up when it comes time for us to ...to be continued.

Bro Red,
I ain't seein' how what you say and what Bro WF says is the same thing. I agree with what you say (don't believe you're some hero 'cause you're giving the chica an extra ten bucks), but WF seems to me to be sayin' the same tired old line I've heard a million times around here--i.e., anybody that pays more than I'm willing to pay is fuckin' it up for all of us. Like there's some established price everybody's 'supposed' to pay. To that I say, get the fuck up outta other people's bizness--people is free to pay what they wanna pay, negotiate as much or little as they want. WF don't like other guys payin' more 'cause it pressures him to pay more--sorry, dude, that's called capitalism. You got so much game, like you always sayin', then whatchu sweatin' for? Play ya game and stop cryin'. Frankly, I got MUCH less problem with dudes payin' more than the average price than I got, say, with dudes that is 24-7 lyin' to poor Mexican girls about being their boyfriend, how they gonna marry 'em, etc., while all the while they runnin' around the rest of Mexico screwin' everybody in sight (sound like a brother you know?), but if that's a brother's game, then get it on. Just shut the fuck up about other people's games.

Ritmo,

You have a good point there, anybody can pay anything they want and if the gals are happy everybody is happy. Right? -Wrong!- Their lives are at best chaotic, and from what I've found is that when a gal gets paid double by a high fluten American or Mex. American. She usually has a rather large drop in business. Why? Because your average Mexican guy makes-up 90%+ or her business and you inflate her ego beond the supply and demand curve. In other words, the Mexicans are not as forgiving and thoughful as you are let to beleive. And they make up 90% or their business, the gals can easly lose half their business permently in just a few days, due to a few high rollen Americans. And as soon as the gal asks for a few extra bucks your tipical Mexican just moves to her friend. A typical example is Fatima on the street and Fister in the AB, I talk to all the gals a leanth and they have stories that make mine look like nothing.
Don't get me wrong, I'm not trying to protect the gals. I would love to see all of them go back to where they came from. I find it much more rewarding to fuck a non-hooker new Mexican gal in the US or Mexico then to fuck a hooker for a few bucks. However, just like you, I like the convences of Fuck and Run Mexican girls.
But if you think by paying them a lot more then the going rate your helping them out. Your very mistaken. The moment you pay them double and you leave their total attention is on trying to get double out of the next guy.

They don't give a shit about you and never will, your just another cock with a BIG wallet...

Westfargo...

Brother WF,
Yeah, bro, you just got THEY interests at heart, right? That's a nice load of bullshit self-justification dressed up as an excuse there, my brother. So you think the girls are so stupid that they can't even tell the difference between high-payin' American clients and local yokels? That just because a few Americans pay 'em $30 or $40 that they're suddenly gonna become incapable of distinguishing between the well-dressed gringo and the dusty Mexican client? You wanna find some tricky justification for low-ballin' chicas, my brother, you don't need to work so hard at doin' it in the morally correct way. Just say you like to pay as little as you possibly can--in fact, just say you prefer lying to non-working girls and gettin' it for free to payin' for it. Now I personally find that pretty creepy, just like you don't like your gringo buddy payin' more than you wanna pay. Fact I'd much rather be seen by them as a "cock with a big wallet" than play the kind of mind games on 'em you be playin', judgin' from the stories you post here. Tha other difference between me and you is that I basically don't give a fuck what you do, but you so concerned about what other people doin' that you gotta make up some bullshit story about girls losin' business 'cause a few gringos pay 'em more to justify your way a doin' thangs. That's all I'm sayin'. Do what ya wanna do, just mind ya own business about it. Knowahm sayin'?

WestFargo:

When did you learn to spel?

Bravo Ritmo!! Every word of your responses to WF are right on the mark. I commend you!

Ritmo,

No I don't knowwhatya say'n, I going to contine, Business as usually and warn every American I can not to ruin it and to do your homework before coming to the zona. Thank god your in the minority. Do you even speak spanish? Have you ever taken the time to actually go dancing and date one of the whores? I have and I spend the night after night with hundreds of them them for 20 years. You can ask Danella next to pancho's. Fatmia next to the Carretta, and many others. It's amazing how little education they have and how simple they are. They really don't think of much else then right this moment and money. Most had abandoned their families including their children or have been casted out. Their REAL messes, and many things to us that may seem obious. They just can't or won't see. I spend an extrodenary amount of time talking to them. Most are true idiots, even the non-hookers. There's only one thing thats truely predictable about them. They are unpredictable and very untrustworthy, I was married to one for 8 years and sponsered her whole family in the US. I costed the US governemet over $1,000,000 have are in jail for drug possion, stealing cars, stage auto accidents. Half are under 40 years old and collecting S.S. because they fell down and hurt them selfs. I used to argue with guys like you for years. I just plain tired of it. If George Dickhead Bush knew even 1/10 of what I knew, he would close the borders and resure all American and kick all illigals out of the US today. I truely hate the fucks, with a pashion. I'm not illigal in their country, I'm on my best behaivior and we are still targets. If half of the Americans knew how the Mexican Government treated and thought of AMERICANS, we would attact with maximum force. However, since the people making the rules are in the North East the last thing on their mind is a few million law breaker that cost the US people billions every year. I have children with my ex-wife and every year I go to X-mas parties and all the family just talks about how they fuck over the governemt and everybody else. They just laugh, laugh, and laugh. I've through the years call the immigration on them ILLIGALS, but the immigration won't go their house. I say their working illigal and stage accidents, I tell them the truth. They say there's nothing we can do about it. I was in Acapulco last year and saw an American women deported and charged $5000 us dollars, she was kept in jail until the find was paid. She had the tipical 30 visa but it expired. How they got her was that I was in the hotel and 6 millitary guys with machine guns came banging on our doors demanding to see our visas. They said if we don't have them were going to jail. Period! They gave her 24 hours to leave the country or she'll have another $5000 fine. I went to the US embassy and told them and they said. Thats nothing we can't even tell you the real truth. Just keep your self extra clean and have a fun time in the turest zona and go home. I also told the guy in the embassy what I do in Mexico. He said you don't know how lucky you are to be alive. Mexicans truly don't like us and they really don't like us messing with their women. I know you problely don't want to believe it, but it's the truth.

Westfargo...

West- Hell, about half of what you just said happened to me on Grape Street in San Diego.

I recall a conversation I had with George W. the day we were pinned down behind some fifty-gallon barrels of cocaine that had been dissolved in diesel oil, durring a gun fight at the 'free-trade zone' port of entry, South of Galviston and North of Matamoros. It will fully come back to me in a second or so.

That day, it seemed that US Customs, the DEA, members of the elite Chinese Red Guard, George W., who just happened to be there, and myself, representing Yakuzo interests, all decided to shoot it out over a boat load of Cambodian whores being delivered by the Red Guard to the US Customs -that's the current kick, with Customs, importing whores.

Our brothers in Customs planned to trade the cocaine that belonged to the DEA, as payment for the girls. But, I had be promised the cocaine, as payment for my protection against Coast Guard intervention -I know, fuck the Coast Guard. But, they had siezed the cocaine fairly and squarely from me as I was delivering it offshore to the DEA. Oh ...I've never worked in Cambodia.

That day, it seemed we had worked out every detail in the trade. All parties seemed to be happy, except for the Coast Guard. But, they were out fucking off in the gulf somewhere. So, fuck 'em, they lose out. Usually, I'm pretty pro Coastie. But, that's been wearing thin, lately. Since they tried to make trouble for me after finding an Uzi in a duffle bag in my inflatable, I haven't had much use for them. It was really no big deal. I said I had no idea who put the weapon in the boat-anyone could have. They kept the gun -I could give a shit. I prefer the twelve gauge pump action shotgun, anyway. For marine duty, I use a mix of rifled slugs and double-ott buckshot. But, guns are pretty much not needed in my line of work. I'm a guidence camp counselor.

So, in walks George W. Bush. And, things just turned shitty. Now, I love George W. Bush. I loved his father and most of his father's friends. But, when the President of the United States shows up unannounced in the middle of the dirtiest deal that I've ever seen, people get funny. I guess they felt like they had to look like they were doing thier jobs ...or, something productive with thier lives. Shit, all I can remember of that cluster-fuck is that I end up being the bad guy hunkered down with the President, as a ton of lead found various paths of flight to useless targets somewhere South of Galviston, and North of Matamoros, just after sunset on a quiet day in the middle of September.

Oh, the conversation with George W. Bush, I was getting to that. So, I ask George how he is going to follow up on the Clinton addministrations NAFTRA policies. And, George say's to me, "I don't know. What do you think?"

So, yeah, West. As long as everyone is on the 'love channel,' shit is as it should be, down in la zona. Now, tell me more about that rain in Mazatlan. Sometimes, I think the rain might wash me clean. But, I doubt if it ever happens. I'm too dirty.

Somebody let me know when the aliens from Alpha Centauri return control of this thread to us Earthlings.

Ritmo:

I suggest that you not trash WestFargo until after you meet him in the ZN.

Explorer, wtf does that have to do with it? Ritmo didn't attack the guy, he attacked the content of his posts. I've met him more than once and he's a nice guy on the surface (btw so is that dude who runs another TJ message board). Just because its cool to hang out with him in the zona doesn't mean his ideas are immunized on the board. If he suggests herding the illegals into gas chambers should we let that one fly by too without criticism if we haven't met him in person?

Thanks, bro, that last message clears up any doubts I mighta had about where you comin' from. Love all them generalizations about how all Mexicans feel about Americans, how stupid and animal-like the chicas are. etc. You sound like a half-educated run of the mill racist cracker muthafucka to me, dude. Straight up. I done spent a lot of time in Mexico myself, yeah, speak Spanish pretty good, even had a Mexican girlfriend for a while (wasn't lyin' to her about lovin' her and shit, though, like seems to be your sick game), and let's just say my experience is way different than yours. On the real, you sound like a foul muthafucka to me. My belief is this--in interpersonal interactions, most of what ya see is really a mirror of yaself. You seein' hatred and stupidity everywhere down there? Look at ya reflection and check yaself before ya wreck yaself. Or don't. Do whatever the fuck ya wanna do, just stay up outta my bizness. And don't come around me spoutin' that racist-ass bullshit, or you a get smacked the fuck up 'fore you can back the fuck up.

And I'm out on this thread.

I'm simply saying that Ritmo should give it a rest until after he meets WF.

Then, fire away.

If you knew WestFargo, you would understand.

Explorer, why bother coming back again in response if you aren't going to answer the question, but merely restate your original thought that WF's posts can't be shot down without knowing the guy. 99.99% of the guys who read his posts don't know him. So only .01% of us are qualified to disagree with him (I would be in that .01% btw)? So don't tell Ritmo he should give it a rest. Hell, you probably don't even know Ritmo!

Ritmo, fucken awesome!! Thanks for saving me the trouble.

Holy shit... this is why we never reveal our true identities to each other down in La Zona - we'd kill each other! Ritmo, I've never seen you so pissed... Take it easy. You know 1/2 of what you read here is bullshit, a 1/4 is written just to piss people off, and if you're lucky, the last 1/4 may actually contain some truth... Anyway, back to the Fetishes:
West Fargo, loved your fisting stories. I did it to a couple of girls. They didn't know it was cumming (no pun). Started out with a little 69 then things kind of got out of hand... BTW, glad to see you posting again. Always entertaining...prog

Matiz- the cocanine was dissolved in barrels of Acetone. However, Ether is better. Diesel is just a word I like to use. It has a smelly masculine sound to it -like 'welder.' And, I should have said " ...paths of flight to a variety of inanimate and non-living targets, through out the dimmly lighted facility somewhere ..." I wouldn't want anyone to think all these civil servants would be shooting each other up over whores and drugs. As I remember, the US Postal Service was not involved. Inanimate and non-living, redundant? Not so, it is sometimes difficult to distinguish between the two, in public service. Inanimate, therefore, needs further definition.

Now, as far as aliens go, check with the INS. However, don't mention any of the above to an INS agent -they are still sore for losing the whore trade to Customs. Well, I hear they still dabble.

Now, back to the 'love channel' groove. Get it on, now. Uh-huh uh-huh.

Brothers Ex and Progman,
Understand what you tryin' ta say, my brothers, and appreciate it, and I'm cool, but after what dat brother done said, we ain't gonna be meetin' nowhere. I'm pretty tolerant of a lotta stuff, but I just don't listen to that kinda 'I hate Mexicans or whatever other group' nonsense and sit still--seen too mucha how that worldview fucks up people's lives. Fuck a racist in the year 2001--I mean, damn, it's like, READ somethin', you backwoods caveman still livin' in 1850 and shit. Hate some people as individuals if ya gotta, but if you talkin' about hatin' people just 'cause they some color or culture that you ain't, then ya gotcha head someplace it ain't sposedta be, and that explains why the air be smellin' so bad up in there. Sounds like dis brother had a bad marriage with ONE mexicana and her ONE family, and I can feel for da brother on that tip. But from that, he talkin' 'bout how ALL Mexicans is liars, cheaters, goldbricks, hate Americans, etc. Well, when I see bullshit, I call it bullshit. Ya'll free to call it somethin' else.

My brother Nap,
Thanks, homie.

By all means, brothers, return to the fetishes. Ya brother Ritmo loves ya!

"...she wanted $20 or Audi Dios..." Hey, I kinda see my little bitch in an Audi -fucking up the right rear quarter panel of a Boxter in the parking lot of Horton Plasma.

Fetishes, sure. I'll go there sometime.

As interesting as this discussion may be, what the hell does it have to do with "Fetishes", which is the topic at the top of the page.

Allright, WasabiMas, you can drop the act. We're onto your little game. You thought us gringos were too stupid, too insipid, too witless to keep up with you. That we couldn't see through your little conspiracy in a New York minute like it was some streetcorner shell game. But you were a little too clever. Yakuzo, my ass. Try Kurdish separatists. Yeah, don't waste your breath denying it. You gave yourself away with the comment about the Coast Guard. Everyone knows no self-respecting Yakuzo would cozy up to the Coasties. And that moniker--WasabiMas--pretty good laugh that was. An anagram. Put the letters in their correct order and they spell "Assa Biwam"--the Kurdish words for "Big Fucker" (or "Ripe Pomegranate" depending on whether you use the Turkish or Persian system of transliteration).

Obviously, what we have here is another sleazy, back-room Bush administration arms for sex for cocaine deal to get illegal guns into Kurdish hands by way of the Columbia cartels through the Cambodian sex markets. The Yakuzo put up the laundered money and Cheney's old cronies provide the deisel. The DEA agents were just middlemen. And as for those poor Cambodian whores, just innocent victims caught in the middle as usual.

There's a barrell full of rotten apples here, and you're in this up to your eyeballs. If we follow this one all the way up the chain, who're we gonna find? Rush Limbaugh? Katherine Harris? Hell, I'll bet next month's chica money we're talkin' about old Ollie North and Johnny Poindexter pulling your strings and making the payoffs, just like the good ol' days. Gotta keep Condaleeza clear of the stench. And it stinks, amigo, it stinks to high heaven. Too bad the Big Dubyuh isn't cut of the same cloth as his old man. I bet when the bullets started flying he pissed in his pants. Christ. Whatever happened to integrity. Whatever happened to truth. Whatever happened to...well, "fetishes", the subject of this stupid thread. It's gonna take a lot more than rain to wash you clean, amigo. It's gonna take a fuckin' tidal wave and one big damned bar o' soap.

(Sigh. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.)

Come on now if WF is joking around he needs to get badly needs a new act! Maybe I need to get a grip, but post of WF really pissed me off...WF that was way outta bounds and I'm betting u know how to pick your fights because from behind this keyboard I can't whoop your racist ass!
Ritmo bro preach on!

It's getting tough on this board. Not only do I need English and Spanish.....but Ebonics, too!

Orejon
out

Newbie Mongers,
(and this title applies to all on this thread EXCEPT WF and Explorer)

None of you have the SLIGHTEST idea about who WestFargo is, or how he works. Yours is NOT to judge him by but a single post. Rather, I would suggest that you spend some time educating yourselves by going through the RS archives, and possibly making the effort to meet WF in La Zona.

West Fargo has forgotten more about this hobby than all of you collectively even think you know. His understanding of Latin culture and chicas is far beyond what you might even imagine. He's been around for a long time, and though his posting style may be confusing for some, those who have come to know him have a Great Deal of respect for him.

As with many things in life, if you take everything WF posts literally, you miss out on the real message.

So chill out on the personal attacks.


StrikeEagle

RITMO
I just spent 11 days with a chica at my house.She is from Tampico.She told me that most of the people down there do hate us and think we are the reasons for alot of the worlds problems.
They would do anything to get and stay here but they do not like americans.They might want our money and after they get to know you as a person they might get to like YOU,but they envy and do not like americans.This is not everyone but most are poor and it is only human nature to hate those that you think have so much and are always taking more.

Wasabimas,
Your post was funny, but I'm serious. However, If you've got that much pull with G. Dickhead Bush maybe you can ask him a few questions for me?

Ritmo,
First of all you have probely met me many times. I talk to everybody. I usually only remember the dickheads. So your probley a nice guy. Why would you want to fight a fellow American. You should only be worried about me if your an illigal allian in the US. Yes I WILL call the immigration on ANY illigal alian that tell's me he or she is her Illigal. Also, I don't take kindly to theats I don't threation anybody. One thing is for sure I haven't found anybody as big and strong as me so I can take care of myself.

I just got 3 Mexican put in Jail last month. One was stupid enough to try to steal my chain. I took him right in front of the Gloria. I knocked him down in front of Alma and stomped on his head. Another jumped on my back and I through him down and kicked him in the face with my boots. Another pushed me to the side and through him on the hotdog stand, by that time I was getting tired and a cop got all 4 of us. Thank god Alma and Selina in front of the Gloria told the cops what happened. The one guy that I stomped on his face, he had NO nose left. I think it was broken or it was really flat.

I'm just telling you that to let you know that I'm not a little pussy that runs and hides. I avoide fighting but when I find a good one, MAN! it's fucking great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You remind of how Lakers was a couple of years ago. Now him and I are best friends. Although you don't want to meet me, some day your going to. And you'll say, he may be an asshole, but a kinder gentler asshole...

Afterwords alma was so excited I fucked the shit out of her in the Ribbera for 45 minutes.

Westfargo...

That's some funny shit guys. I'm still trying to figure out what Wasabi is saying. I'm gonna have to try out that foot thing.

West Fargo, I hope you are exagerating about Mexicans' hatred of Americans. It's pretty scary the way you make it out. I very badly do not want to believe it. I can believe it of the ratero types because they're criminals to begin with and criminals of all cultures don't like their victims. I know there are countless people around the world that don't like us generally for various reasons, but like Specific says it's up to each of us to get to know people on an individual basis and then they can like us as a person or not.

In he words of the great Rodney King..."Can't we all just get along?"

Hey Strikeeagle,

I'm no newbie and I think I should be considered a true "Fargoite" also...although maybe I don't count cuz I posted way early and not really part of this thread.

But I'll say this, Fargo you can confirm this, I believe I'm the only one is an official "West Fargo" graduate, and I have the diploma to prove it!

Matiz- you think I care if the Mossad tricked the Navy into wasting a hundred million dollars worth of cruise missles to take out a Muslim heroin factory in Africa? Go ahead, kick your fins off -you won't need them again -and climb the chain. When you crawl through the hause to find the deck empty, turn around ... and see what Hell has sent for you. Damn, that's real 'cartoon.'

You remember the National Lampoon cover with the guy holding a gun to the head of a puppy dog? The caption implies a threat. Well, I wanted answers. I got them. So, there is no need to threaten. Insert here appropriate quote about taking action.

It's just fun to toy with your prey. Let go -let God. The wind is free. And, in this case, so is revenge.

StrikeEagle writes "None of you have the SLIGHTEST idea about who WestFargo is, or how he works. Yours is NOT to judge him by but a single post."

First of all I haven't put in my 2 centavos on this thread because I thought it was about fetishes. LOL

StrikeEagle I've been reading and responding( with my original nick-gringo) to West Fargo ever since he began posting. His latest rant is entirely consistent with his history. If you've read one you've read them all.
For the record I've met him, Red introduced us. That doesn't change my opinion of him. I have no respect for him personally or for his views.

Hey SE,
Who made you the referee around here, brother? Howzabout you mind ya own damn bizness? I addressed WF's point about prices totally non-personally, and he came back with all this racist shit about how all Mexican are like this, and all the chicas are morons, so fuck yeah, I told him to go get fucked. I'll tell you the same thing next time you tell me I can't call somebody on their little Klan thang just because they some 'great respected member' of your little community. Fuck ya community, if it's about toleratin' that kind of bullshit and hatred. I don't listen to that kinda shit from nobody, and I don't give a damn if he's muthafuckin' Jesus. I done already seen that they's some racists up in this muthafucka from the Blazers thread a while back, and if you wanna listen to that shit, go for it--don't tell me how to listen to it, dig?

Ain't no threats in what I'm sayin', Westy. Somebody talks racist shit around me, they gits the taste smacked out they mouth, factual and actual, not a threat but a promise. I don't care what your personal experiences are, nothin' justifies the kind of stereotypin' crap you wrote. Ever stop ta think that part of tha reason Mexicans don't like you is 'cause you runnin' around in they country preyin' on they little girls, lyin' to 'em about how much you love 'em, meetin' they parents and shit, and then gettin' up outta there soon as the nut oozes? Reap whatcha sow. I've met SOME people down there that hated me 'cause a where I'm from, but that's straight bullshit to say it's true of EVERYBODY, and to call all Mexicans lazy and stupid. You just married stupid and lazy, bro. Need to work on ya own preferences.

I have put my life on the line for a few Mexicans. Yes, not only my property, but, my flesh and blood. And, I've risked other peoples property. That wasn't nearly as difficult.

There are a few gringos I would like to feed to my dog. Some of them are Mexican Americans. I doubt if ol' spot can tell the difference. After all, meat is meat.

I like that vegan slogan, 'Meat is Murder.' Any suggestions, West?

Orejon - Knock it off with the "Ebonics" comment. That's Ritmo's writing style and I personally enjoy it very much. Brother Ritmo, hope your blood pressure comes back down to earth soon! ... prog

This thread is so far gone, I think I'll introduce a little levity and expound on the anagram theory expressed in an earlier post...

Adelita Bar = Bad Lit Area

Zona Norte = A Rent On Oz

Hottie Central = No Let Reach Tit
(or)
Her Not Tactile

I'll let the conspiracy theorists analyze those.

OK, I'll give it a shot....wait.....

Oh no, here come the black heliochopters. Gotta run....

run

run

bye

Thanks, West. I´ve always enjoyed your take on Mexico. I fully understand where you were coming from in the earlier rant. Hell, rant on. Get it out.

Now, what about the ¨vidiot in the next room?¨

Hey my brother Prog--
Much love to ya--I gotcha back, my brother! (Got yours too, Brother Jarocho--cain't nobody fade our shit!) I'm cooled down now--that shit is about the only kinda thang that makes me go ballistic. Some a ya'll might just think this is Bro Ritmo blowin' a fuse, but it says somethin' important that our good brother ReyTj, one of the realest of the real up in this game (love and props goin' out to ya, homie!) ain't down wit da WF program either.

Anyway, peace, bros. Getcha party on! I'm outta here to Europe for a few days to see what a brother can get into over there...

"I'm D. Duck....I think I was playing around with my profile and somehow made myself someone else for awhile".

Red, we all do that from time to time, especially when we're horny. We just don't usually refer to it as our "profile".

Wasabimas, thats some life you've had there. Ever think of writing for the movies? You could write about all kinds of things. You woulden't have to use your real name either. You could make up all kinds of charactors.

As for Westfargo, he knows what he's talking about. If you don't believe it, do the math:

"I spend the night after night with hundreds of them them for 20 years."

200 X 365 X 20= 1460000 days! Thats a hell of a lot of experience. And thats a conservative estimate!!!

On the other hand:
"I was married to one for 8 years and sponsered her whole family in the US. I costed the US governemet over $1,000,000. have are in jail for drug possion, stealing cars, stage auto accidents. Half are under 40 years old and collecting S.S. because they fell down and hurt them selfs."

The way I see it, WF owes each American about $146 (plus car parts).

San Puto,
I see your the brains of this tread!

Redongo,
Cool, ya kept it. I actually rewarded one to a Leo_Lion the other month. I met him fingerfucking a gal in the Manhattan for $1 in the open. And he let me finger fuck her too, she loved it. However, it does have a #2 on it, because he's number 2.

Ritmo,
Every thread you've posted you've called me a raciest, now I'm with "Klan". With you around I don't need to post, you can just tell me what I've done. It's obvious you don't read my posts, or your reading them but changing the words around. Please! Just take them at face value, there's no hidden messages in them. Roger said he just got through reading my post backwards and it doesn't say anything. I suguest you read it backwards then forwards and multiply it by 2 and tell us what it says...
Reading your response to my posts is sort of scary. As long as your "LEGAL" in the US your my brother. Period! Wheater ya hate me or note.

I want you really understand why I "REALLY HATE" illegal immigrants. And please read it forward and slow.

Take any small city in Mexico and your average Mexican. In school "If they go" their taught that the Americans stoled half their country. Every Mexcian president has said, including Fox that "ILLIGAL" immigrants are the heros of Mexico. They don't pay taxes and send $8,000,000 every year to Mexico. They flood our hospitals, their always sick, schools, food stamps. I've had many a girlfriends in Santa ana. They've got more government assistance then any American could get. They really know how to use the system.
Your average Mexican Immigrant only makes $3.50 a day. The minimum wage in Mexico is 3.50 North states, 3.25 central states, 3.00 south states.
They somehow save their money or leave their beautiful peaceful farm, great kids, wife. And come to the US and most find them selfs in trouble. Their good people, but they need to eat and all their lifes they've never really obeyed the laws. After all, the laws are made for the rich to get richer. Mexican pride is 10 times that of any American. It's sort of like short man sindrom. They told their family their going to get rich in the US. And by golly their going too. By hook or by crook. Eventually they stop sending money to their wifes and children, and they get desprit. Usually even after they return to Mexico they never go back to their family. Because their to proud to tell them the truth.

Tijuana, Acapulco, Mazatlan Etc... Have city ordenances that state. And the signs are posted on the streets in Mexico City and Acapulco that all fines are doubled for Tursts, because they are a guest in Mexico and there for they should know better.

I can go on forever, just think if we had double fines for all foreingers.

I sort of envy the one's that stay down there and have lots of children and good wholesome lifes. But Mexico is changing for the worse. And I think it's manly do to Illigal Immigrants...

Westfargo...

Roger and I went to the zona last night. I met in Tijuana, we met in a bar called the Chevellas You guys know me, I always take my own beer. The beer is only 50 cents in the store and it's $2.50 in the bar. A waiter said after we drank a few, you can't drink those in here, you must buy your own beer. Oso immidently polished off his beer and poped open another one. And let out a great big burp. Burrrrpppppp!!!!!!!!!!! The waiter looked at me and said your friend is rude. I just finished mine and spit on the ground and chuckled a bit. Then the waiter looked at Roger, and Roger quickly gulped down his brew and farted real loud. The waiter said "How rude" and took our beer's. The manager said, why would you rich Americans come and bring your own beer when you have enough money for your own. I said I've been coming her for years and I've had almost everything of mine stolen in this bar, we're just trying to recover our property. He responded "If anybody steals anything you tell me. Oso said, your the one who steals the shit. The guy said "Fucky you!" Somthing like that, it was real bad. We just started laughing "Fucky you" man that was funny...

Westfargo...

Since everyone is posting:
Might as well be part of the party!
WestFargo- I don't agree with everything you said, but I definitely see where your coming from. And who wants prices to go up...not this poor gringo!
Ritmo- Ah, the other side of the coin. Enjoyed your posts, also some truth there, too.
Wasibimas- You are one crazy Motha-fucka! Either your off your Haldol or you have a very original sense of humor!
StrikeEagle- Way to go ref! Was that a technical foul? lol 5 minutes in the penalty box....
Reddongdo- Nice Diploma...earned after many hours imbibing and livin la vida loca where can i enroll? lmao
Fetishes....feet? Fisting? Nah. I'm a leg and butt man myself.

Hey Wolfvgang,

Imbibing and livin la vida loca, though something I've been trying to perfect for a long time...way before TJ came into my life, plays a small part in earning such a cherished document. You have to have the Great Man himself recognize your having ascended to that celestial state of True Fargoism...to have command of your primal nature and not have that nature command you. That is THE WAY of a true Fargoist. Once he has recognized your new state of being, he will bestow you with said doc....taking a simple napkin from AB and transforming it into something truly special.

San Puto, Thanks. Here is a sad fact that I am not proud of: I don't make it up, it's all true.

On the cover of an Esquire magazine, there appeared a Chimpanzee -poolside with an IBM Selectric III and a Bloody Mary on the table next to a comfortable looking lounge chair. The caption read, "Who's Not Writing A Screen Play." That Chimp was my mentor at UC Irvine. After Levenworth, I did some time in the UC System -in between 'freelance' assignments, as a Scoutmaster for wayward boys.

I write not for fame and fortune. I write because I'm a disturbed individual that has found a way to poison the minds of many people at once. I do this to punish the world for being not as I wish it to be. As you read the words I write, your soul begins to sicken. This sickness will carry through in all your affairs. It is contagious. I am evil. Thanks, for reading. In a way, I am sorry for what I am doing. But, I am without morals. So, these feelings of remorse soon give way to the sweet and familiar joy of hating everyone and everything. Sad? No, evil.

One of the hardest things I've learned is how to discern what God is telling me, what's coming down from my dead ancestors, and what karma is threatening to do to me -should I misinterpret any of this 'divine' information and act a fool.
Choosing the path of least resistance, I gave up, a long time ago, trying to do things that are "kind," or "human" in nature. Now, I'm all bad, all the time.

I also find a great peace in hating myself and others. So, when I say 'thank you,' I really mean,'live a miserable and empty life and die a hideously painful and meaningless death.'

This morning there was a Tracy Lords tape on the VCR that was not there when I went to sleep. Also, as I passed the VW Repair garage, a pair of ducks -one male, one female- scooted out the door made a big left turn and headed South. It's the middle of March. What does this mean to me? Nothing.

Ritmo - Right on, brotha!

Borders are nothing but an inventions of governments, which are nothing more than gang rule. People who pay homage to them are simpletons and assholes.

As far as westfargo's crap about why he hates "illegals" - your mind has been filed with shit by skinheads, lying politicians, and other fuckups. Most mexicans here illegally are just working honest jobs for shitty wages, trying to get by. He also must have missed the study that came out not too many years ago where it was revealed that 51% of people on public assistance in the US are white, and 38% are black. Most of the remaining are latinos, and most of them are here legally. Be pissed at the freeloaders (most of whom are white or black), not the poor ranchero who is out in the fields or dishrooms eking out a living.

In other words, illegal immigrants contribute a hell of a lot more to our economy (by their work) than they take out - which is why our government will never get serious about actually stopping it. Pete Wilson wannabes are just playing the anti-immigrant crowd for a bunch of fools.

Kendricks

Kendricks, Pete Wilson was my friend and neighbor. There is something I like about about the Mexican political system, particularly the judicial system. Where else can an offer of twenty-five hundred dollars a year to keep "Bleachy" -as my friends call him- in prison, with Boyd as a cell mate, be considered fair and not out of the question? Is that too much money? Should I shop around?

Hey, pal, just returning the favor.

Wasabi said: "I really mean,'live a miserable and empty life and die a hideously painful and meaningless death."

FYI, I've been doing the first part almost since day one, and am looking forward to the second part.

Also: "I write because I'm a disturbed individual that has found a way to poison the minds of many people at once."

Judging from WF's posts, it's working.


Actually, I wish people would lay off Westfargo. If you knew his real story, maybe you guys wouldn't be so judgmental.

West was born on a ranch just this side of the Mexican border, in Texas. His father owned more land than any other rancher or farmer east of the Rockies. He was so successful that the Governor, even the President, used to call on him regularly for guidance in issues of the State or foreign policy.

Although rich and powerful, West's dad was very much loved by the poor immigrants who braved the Rio Grande in search of a better life for themselves and their children.
Mr. Fargo not only hired these people when they came looking for work, he opened hospitals and video arcades/pizza parlors that catered specifically to the Mexican immigrant.
At one point, Mexicans crossing the border knew to look for the famous "WF kiosks" that were spread like Starbucks throughout the dessert, where one could pick up an application to work on the WF Ranch.

Word spread quickly throughout Mexico of this legendary man from Texas.

Due to Mr. Fargos political clout, the immigration dept. tended to look the other way.

But Mr. Fargo went to far.
Rumor has it that he fell hard for the daughter of his proctologist/cook, in spite of the fact that she was only 11 and had a double lazy eye.

He eventually moved Mrs. Fargo, little West, and Rodger off the main ranch so he could spend more time with his young love.

Then the hard times started.
The government decided to deregulate the ranching industry.
Farmers decided it would be more profitable to purchase produce from far away areas and simply resell it rather than grow their own.

Mr. Fargo was forced to start selling some of his land in order to keep from having to lay off his beloved wetbacks.

Lazy eye Lucy, believing the president of Mexico's assertation that "the Americans stoled half their country", broke it off with West's dad.

Eventually, Mr. fargo gave all his land to the illegals in a desperate attempt to win his favorita back.

The kiosks were closed, and little West and Rodger moved to baja, where they were soon stoleded of their belongings and thrown in a Mexican jail. (This is where West learned to speak Spanish, by the way).
It was here that West was gang raped with a Mag-lite by the Arian skin head circumcisers of god.


Mrs. Fargo is said to be living in either Cancun or Fresno with a former cabana boy

Now THAT was funny, San Puto. You are everything that Wasabi so desperately wishes he could be!

Add yourself to the list. Nice try. But, the trigger is pulled on the puppy-dog. The firing pin is sharp. The ammunition is fresh. My aim is true, though the muzzle is in his ear. Even if there is a mis-fire, I'll just rack another round into the chamber and fire away.

San Puto, thanks for bringing this thread back down to earth with some hard, cold reality. With WasabiMas orbiting Pluto, it's nice to just get the facts and not some wild tale full of manic nonsense. WestFargo's story is indeed a touching one that, I'll admit, brought more than a couple of tears to my eyes. God bless him.

BTW, Lucy sounds muy caliente. You wouldn't know how I could contact her, would you?

Ay Caramba! So much for fetishes ha! WF is one opinion that is obviously not backed up by concrete evidence, show me the stats, travel the world (or start with the US to find out most people in welfare are white trash eating peanut butter sandwiches and fucking their sisters). My lack of sympathy for leechers and criminals in this country is equivalent to yours WF, but you to blame it on Mexicans is totally unacceptable.
Maybe you have in la zona for wayyyyy too long.
My apologies to everyone else.

Kendricks- I'm so desperately wishing I wasn't all that I am. I'd do anything to be a nice dumb oxen with some stress-free job in Clairemont.

I just saw a 'monger' that Tmoney identified by his real name -to everybody- being followed by someone I recognize from the HK. They passed me in front of the Ed Swartz building. I was on the phone with my FBI contact and waiting for 'my' judge to have some lunch with me. Tmoney, what the fuck were you thinking?

San Puto, don't you dare rag on West Fargo. As a matter of fact, to up hold West's honor, I challenge you to a 'fist-fight.' After I finish with you, I wanna fight Fargo, just for the hell of it. Don't worry West, I'll go easy on you. If you all conducted your business like you'd get you might get your asses kicked -if you fucked up, y'all would behave differently. Like a bunch of motel roaches hiding in the corners, you are cowards and a bunch of little girls. I hate to slag young women, but I think you get the point.

Now, I hope you don't think I'm flamming anyone. And, I'm sure you pussies would send a 'ringer.' You know who I am. I am not affraid of you. Hell, give me Lakers and all five of with get busy. Shit, you all can have Tmoney -he'd last about a minute. You think I'm joking?

By the way, your story was mean spirited, incriminating, as just plain sucked. Fuck you! Ah ...in a friendly cohort way -just filled with brotherly love and bare-knuckle friendship. Wait till I start kickin' down doors and throwin' shit through car windows. You'll love that.

You know, I've had four people find an opportunity to put a variety of guns to my head. One was empty. One misfired. One I can't remember what happened with -but it was macho as hell. And, one ...was empty, when my fucking best friend pulled the trigger -it was a wife thing.

So, whatever. And, San Puto, if your life is so miserable, put a gun to your head and end it. Come on, show me what you're made of. Show me you believe in God and the Big What-The-Fuck-Ever. Come on worm, do it. Or, quit your fuckin' snivelin'. Gee, I like it when I'm like this.

So, what'll be, paper or plastic!

And, you'd last about a minute in the desert. Especially with me riding your ass.

Isn't the cross-eyed streetgirl a descendant of Lazy eye Lucy?

Speaking of the crossed-eyed girl,has anyone seen her lately?

In his continuing rant WF writes "Every Mexcian president has said, including Fox that "ILLIGAL" immigrants are the heros of Mexico. They don't pay taxes and send $8,000,000 every year to Mexico."

This is why I don't respect WF. Either he's completely ignorant or knows better and lies through his teeth to curry favor for his racist babbling.

In fact Fox is the first president who has called Mexicans who emigrate heroes.

It's a baldfaced lie to say that illegals don't pay taxes. Even the most diehard opponents of immigration-FAIR- acknowledge that they pay taxes. They argue that they don't pay enough to offset the costs of education, health costs etc.

BTW Mexicans send home a lot more than 8 million dollars.

Specific ..

ELEVEN (11) days at your house w/ a hottie from Tampico? Damned! How the hell did you pull that off? (What was the arrangement?)

I know three at AB from Tampico ... which was it?

Mat.

ReyTJ-
You started to state the bare-assed naked truth about taxes, but did not follow through. That is ok. Let me continue your line of reasoning.
Let's pretend that all of our little brown brothers are here illegally and using fake SS cards.
Guess what? For every $100 earned, $15 dollars goes to the FEDS as FICA and Medicare. Well, if the payers of this tax are illegal -- they will never get a penny back. Compare that with the idea that the AVERAGE family in the US pays NO federal income tax and you can see why there is a surplus in social security.
There is no way that you can blame poor schools, bad roads, stupid politicians and global warming on a bunch of people who got tired of getting screwed in Mexico who are now getting screwed here.
My credentials -- I am a CFO of a fabrica de muebles that pays an AVERAGE wage of $8.50 to 230 people who may or may not be here legally.

Say, got any openings???

$8.50 a day? The border factories pay about $1.50 an hour plus modest benefits. If your paying $8.50 an hour you need to move your jobs to Mexico and visit often.

San_puto,
What’s really funny is that I had a girlfriend names Lucy. But she was from the Dominican Republic. I got her pregnant, she got an abortion and she apologized to me, but I still dumped her.

Reytj and El codo
They send home electronically 8 billion, who knows how much by just walking across the border. Also, I’m a computer programmer that specializes in manufacturing. Nearly every company I used to work at had illegal in the back working in some capacity or another. They get paid “CASH” no checks, no taxes. Period! The companies make phony G/L accounts and write it off as a business expense. It usually goes into a Contra account that has Journal Entries attached to Overhead. Every company post M/L/O etc… to their manufacturing usage. This is only one way an accountant can hide misc. Expense. There’s a million other ways too. I’m also CPIM citified and know the whole MPRII cycle from Sales Order Entry to Shipping the product.

694me,
I’m working for a company that has a number of facilities in Mexico. They pay 60 pesos a day for your average Leigh worker. In Tecate next to TJ. A machine that grinds valves for air tanks. In the US the same guys starts out at about $9 a hour and goes to $20 a hour. However the illegal get $5 an hour, in the US. Big saving. In Mexico the workman’s compensation for accidents like death is, minimum wage, x 3 years salary. $3000 US. But a judge always arbitrates. Never work in Mexico with Mexican insurance. I have personal liability worth 1,000,000 in case of accidental death. It works in Mexico too. Nearly every day there’s a whole new crew of employee’s over there in Tecate, the owner is so fed up with the people. He asks me all the time, they complain about not having a job. They get a job then they never show up. Or they steal everything in sight. They even steal the light bulbs in the bathrooms of the company. The owner is so confused.


The other day I went to LA to protest the protesters that are marching against 200 illegal that police detained for repeated crimes. The INS and police want them deported, but the Latino welfare commission and American Civil Libertarians Union want them released. I love the Civil Liberties Union; they helped me out about 6 months ago. I got to LA in the afternoon and there were about 30 illegal protesters with signs saying, let them out. Etc… And there were about 10 American protesters with signs saying, deport them. The Mexicans were calling us names in Spanish; saying this is our land; Fuck you Gringo’s, pretty so the Mexicans will take our rightful land back. The Americans were not saying anything fearing the news would call us Raciest. I read the newspaper yesterday, and it reported that there were 200 Mexican protesters and two dozen American protesters. But in reality there were 30 Mexicans and 20 Americans. Typical! The news reporters were interviewing the Mexicans but not the Americans.
So I tried to speak Spanish and started talking to a news reporter form channel 52, it said Noticias on the truck. The guy said “Do you want to say something. I said “Yes” I was so nervous I couldn’t say it good in Spanish. The gal reporting, Gloria Alverez said speak in Spanish. I did, but it was so bad that all the other Mexcians started calling me a piece of shit Gringo. Go home, etc… However, Gloria is some fine Mexican pussy. I would love to fist fuck her. I got her work number, and she started to talk to me afterwards. She is so sweet, she felt so sorry for me. I started to get a woodie talking to her. I pored on the Fargo charm. Since the Fargo charm is tailored for Mexican gals. She fell for it. I going to try to make her a regular. She’s got a nice big round ass, I bet I can put my fist and dick up there at the same time…

Tomorrow I'm going to Anaheim to speak to reporters about Fox. I'm going to expose him for the bandido that he is. Fox will be in Anaheim tomorrow. I think the convention center.

Westfargo…

Kendricks,
Remember I don't have any problems with Americans. I don’t care if the make-up of welfare recepiants are 51% of white Americans or 20% black Americans and 10% green.
I live in Mexico, so I know how they feel. Their not and never will be American, even if they get there citizenship. They weren’t born here. It’s much more than being born. Your only bone once, and everything you learn as child stays with you forever. You can take the Mexican out of Mexico, but you can’t take the Mexico out of the Mexican. ALL of my Mexican friends and girlfriends, are the same. They NEVER wave the American flag, if they had to defend the US or Mexico they would take Mexico. And I don’t blame them. After living in Mexico, and knowing everying about the culture, I’m still a pure blooded American. I love is here, and I’ll do almost anything for the united states. And their the same way. Remember I was married to one for 8 years, and most of my friends are Mexican. When they drink, all I hear is how much they hate the US…

If your a Mexican with a work permit or visa, your A-OK. Nearly every Mexican can get a 90 day visa. If her or she worked in Mexico Legially. Yes, legially! It's estimated 70% of all Mexicans get paid under the table. Why? There's two BIG, BIG, BIG reasons. Employee taxes in Mexico are a lot higher than the US. Plus at the end of the year an employeer has to pay $1000 pesos for every employee reguardless if he works one day or 365 days. Also, if an employeer wants to sell his business he has to give a portion of the sales price to each and every legal employee reguardless of the owners debets. The payment is based on the amount of time and sale price of the company. And remember, the employees still have their jobs after the company is sold.

So for that reason 70% of all employees get paid under the table. And to get a turst visa to the US you need to prove you have a legal job in Mexico or have enough money in the bank...

Westfargo...

Probably America is so important that all other countries citizens should just kill themselves.
Things wont be right until then.

Also, a correction: I was only born once, but I bone much more than once!

San Puto, I don't know where to begin the apology for my sudden outburst of harsh language. I guess I felt a threat in your mention of 'cabana boy.' I am overly sensitive, self centered and paranoid -heaven forbid. But, in fact, I became suspicious and angry -believing that you were referring to me and my brief career as a 'cabana boy' for a woman that is now a United States Senator.

Yes, it's true. In the earliest day's of my tender and youthful dabbling as a sex provider, I spent many idyllic afternoons with this woman in the poolhouse of a beautiful and well reputed resort facility in the Northern part of a very powerful state. I wish I could tell you every detail, of our time together, and disclose the name of my worldly, powerful, and truly beautiful paramore. But, someone would want to kick my ass -and everyone who knows me knows that I am a lover and not a boxer.

Just thinking about those afternoons, I feel the sweet and painful barb on the hook of desire.

Also, out of good faith, fellowship and a heartfelt wish for your friendship, I want to clue you in on how we see 'cabana boy action' in these modern times. Being a 'poolman' or 'cabana boy' doesn't have the same 'naughty suburban housewife's lustful afternoon slamming and banging of young, powerful and sweaty blue collar beach bums while the ol' man is at work' negitive social connotation. It is quite the opposite.
I even believe, in California, that the discovery of an affair with a 'poolman' is no longer grounds for divorce for either partner in a marriage. I'm sure this also carries 'cabana boy'in definition.

I recall a conversation with my now estranged wife Marta. Those of you that are familiar with this ...saga, will remember that Marta is a former
NIS officer that left the Navy to become a singing waitress and part-time prostitute that worked out of the hotels near the old Convention Center in San Diego, California. She is said to have sometimes modeled -read escort. I recently discoverd this fact during my unwarrented and illegal abduction by the Department of Agriculture -something about 'cow-tipping' with the Belicio family. Sure, I always suspected there were some dark secrets in Marta's life, by her performance when we played the 'randy college professor and the much younger student/whore' game of role playing -to spice up our pedestrian sex life. But, I loved her and wished not to dig too deeply into her past. I'm sure that many of you think I still love her. I assure you I do not. My heart belongs to Kharma -who cut open my chest and stole it. However, I would like the finacial rewards of being Marta's partner again, since she has made the jump back into civil service as the Assistant to the Chief Medical Officer, Bennet Lancing, MD., at the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters in Langley, Virginia. I'm sure this job has it's 'perks.'

Now, as I remember, Marta called me at work one day, just to see how I was doing.
"Hi honey, how's your day so far?"
"Pretty good. Nelson's on the rag about that thing with Tracy. And, the fucking Blue Angeles are pitching a bitch about me letting loose all those metalic 'smiling face' ballons near the radar tower in the middle of their show. You sound pretty happy."
"Well, yeah, the poolman was here this morning and wanted to know if we want the pump on the jacuzzi replaced. He said it would be kinda expensive."
"Did you give him anal?"
"No, but I let him come in me twice."
"Well, I think if you give him some anal, we could probably get a better deal, baby."
"I'm not sure if he likes anal, he's pretty oral sex oriented."
"Did the roofers come by today?"
"No, I called, they said they'd sent the whole crew over tomorrow."
"So ...I should go to Dirty Denys' with Paul and Tracy."
"I don't think it'll take that long. There are only four of them."
"Honey, love you ...but, Bruce just came in ... I'll call you back."
"Sure, baby, hey, I might have to drive to soccer practice tonight. Call me after Bruce leaves."
"O.K. bye, love you."


So, it is possible that you may wish to swap 'cabana boy' for 'factory trained Chevrolet mechanic.' This has a subtle stereo-type and a greasy blue collar feeling welded into one occupation. Oooh, I said welded. It must be all that fire and smoke.

Wasabi, re: your mention of the, "randy college professor and the much younger student/whore' game", I've got to know:

Which one were you?

WestFargo : employee turnover is real bad near the borders. Try Guadalahara (sp?) where the system is set up for Mexicans. The US comoanies are not recruiting for more workers there since the electronics industry contract manufacturing is down. Maquiladoras (sp?) on the borders have had 30% turnover a day when they first started.
You English is getting better. lol

This board has a spell check built in.

My comment was supposed to be humorous.

ooooooohhhhh....694me must be a total idiot because he didn't check his spelling.....totally ruins my whole day that he misspelled a couple of words......oh the agony! May Mir fall on my head now and end it all....aaaaagggghhhhhhh!
LOL

"Do I make you randy baby? Do I?"--OuR BeLoVeD St. AuStIn PoWeRs

San Puto, funny. We changed roles, occasionally. And, yes, I put myself through college by turning gay tricks in South Milwaukee. Well, it was all a little more 'upscale' than that. I had some 'sugar-mammas,' too. I'm not gay at heart.

I actually had John Wayne Gasey 'come-on' to me. He was promising to make me a 'porn-star,' if I'd go to Chicago with him. No thanks, I didn't want to ruin my possible career in television and film. It's so rare that I'd tell the truth.

So, I have worked three sides of the dollar. I am proud to say that none of my law enforcement blood relation every worked that fourth side. They were hard working and honest cops that would never concern themselves with the sniveling of some pathetic 'wannabe' that would find himself buried nose first in someone else's asshole -out of just plain 'disturbed child' meanness and self seeking intrusive ego bolstering. I'm sure I could have put that differently. And, yes, the mob killed my daddy.

One thought you may want to remember. I busted y' all on it before it even happened. My bad for letting it go, thinking no one would ever be that 'needle-dicked.' But, I must remember how petty some people can be, in order to ...whatever their sad and fearful motivation. "Don't tell the Feds, I'll never get into law school." Hey, one hundred lawyers on the bottom of the bay? A good start.

Pal, my favorite lawyer is selling cars and doing much better with his life now that he's found God.

If you think that's funny, I was raised by cop with a cosmetology license. Yes, he was 'licensed to curl.' So, he could run you down, kick your ass, arrest you, and legally frost your tips and trim the nose hair out of your 'white walls' for evidence. Dude, family reunions and company pic-nics were just plain scary. I can really relate to that Gaites kid in LA. But, in our family, we killed and ate the young, especially if they were bad.

That 'bait' thing we worked was pretty fruitful. But, remember, this is just 'off-duty' fuckin' around and cage rattling. It was amusing to put faces on the motel roaches. I was surprised that I am so clearly receptive to the truth. I even began to smoke cigars in honor of Peter Faulk's characterization of 'Columbo.' Ah ...so ...let me see if ...ah ... I just don't know ...er, tell me, what were you thinking? And, why would you drag those other victimizers -look at them- into crime across the border.

San Puto, Am I talkin' to you? No, not really. This was just a convenient place to unload the word. And the word is 'surrender.' I had captured the bad guys before they even knew they were the bad guys. That's called Prevention. But, you poor sick freaks- oh, name calling-had do do some weird-assed Mexican stand off.

So, whose hand is on your halyard? Satan's. Seems like it. Well, rock-on 'rockstars.'

My, that was an odd posting. I think only my seven-fingured and tattoo crazed Tanakato knows just what I mean. Possibly, I should let him speak for me, in the future. He has a real interesting way of ...

Back to fetish enjoyment which I believe was the main jist of this thread... I went for the first time to TJ last week and had the privilidge of having a long time monger show me the ropes. Thanks in advance to that person... Also, a quick note before I discuss my fetish, didn't Redsnake close because of all of the flaming? So, my fetish is "clean" female feet. And I was with five women in two days who all let me play with their feet. Two had clean enough feet to suck on and I must say that Jessica from Adelita's actually encouraged me and seemed to enjoy it... I would just make sure that they wash their feet first and then you carry them to the bed to avoid latent TB and other such nasties lingering on the floor... And Jessica's feet were awesome and soft and smooth and she got off on it as much as I did! So enjoy your fetish and have fun! I didn't pay extra either. Also, I was able to take pictures of all the girls but true to my word I will not share them so don't ask. Will go back again as soon as I am able and thanks to all those whom I was introduced to that made me feel welcome!
El Doctor

El Doctor,

Finally! Someone who wants to discuss fetishes, the REAL topic of this thread.

I have a foot fetish too and have indulged my desires in TJ. The girls at AB seem to enjoy it. I have had some really hot sessions, ending in the chica getting off totally with her feet. Damn! When I go down, I usually get three sessions. That's about all I can endure in a single evening. I plan to get down there in the next couple of week to satisfy my fetishes.

I'm really into navels. Is that a fetish? Could I make that a fetish?

I have a friend that enjoys his foot fetish by standing in a dressing room, at a local boutique, fucking a pump or a sandal, while cross dressed. He chooses a dressing room with a half door, so he can watch women shoppers, as he fucks the shoe. Is this a form of foot fetish?

I really get turned on by a chica wearing eye glasses! It all started in Cheasapeake, VA about 2 years ago. I was at a local go-go bar having lunch and out came this beautiful girl wearing little black-rimmed glasses... I haven't been able to get that image out of my head! Oh, and she has to have a nice body to go with it so nobody try to set me up with thier fat cousin... prog

Who are the hot Mocho Black babes at AB's. Does anyone know there names. I guess there 50/50% Latin/African...real dark..morena..with very nice butts..very good for perrito style..haha.
Thanks, SB

I would like to experience a lactating Chica. When body building you need as much protein as possible, and milk has the highest BV value of any protein source other than Whey protein. How often do you guys come accross this with a Zona chica? Is it more common with the SG's? anyone experienced this before? squirt squit squirt..haha...bueno leche.
SB

I've encountered this a surprising number of times. I've met a number of ladies that have just had babies, leave the little one at home and head off to TJ to meet expenses.

Salsa Boy

I was recently at Unicornio and there is a girl that works the day shift still able to deliver "straight from the tap". I tried a taste just so see what I was missing. After taking the "titty challenge" I think I prefer the 2% that goes on my raisin bran. Don't get me wrong, sucking milk from titties in the middle of the bar is a real blast, but I don't see myself going back for seconds.

If I remember her name I'll post it for you. You should be able to recognize her - she's got brown skin (sorry, I couldn't resist...).

Regards,
E

Epimetheus, Thanks buddy !!!
I have yet to visit the Unicorn, sounds like a cool place to hangout. 2% (lol), and she gave you a taste right in the middle of the bar...hmm..pretty cool. I will have to check that place out during the day-shift next time I'm down there.
Yes, If you could remember her name that would be great, if not it's ok, and i love brown skin chicas, the darker the better.
Thanks again, SB

SQUIRTTERS :-) Does anyone know of any chicas that squirt during sex that work in the Zona?
It's been to long since I've been with a gusher...hehe...seems like alot of state side stippers have this gift, but I've yet to experience this with a muy fine chica.

SB