I've been going to the zone for the longest time now. I never even thought about posting about any of the girls until now. I figured I had to share this with someone, though. Can't tell this to the friends or family. Well anyways, Maria de los Angeles: 5'6", average weight, brunette, from Culiacan. It wasn't the best experience I had, just average, but it sure was the funniest damn experience I had. It started off, I bought her a couple of drinks, but I think that she must of had a bit too many that night. Anyways, we talked about price. She wanted $60 for a half hour. It was pretty dead that night, so I got her down to $40 for a half hour. We went up to the room, and for the first 10 minutes all we did was talk. I was getting pretty pissed, and I told her I was going and that I wanted some of my money back. She said come here and fuck me you animal. I went over there and then we started fucking. While fucking her she starts to make these little clicking sounds, like a chipmunk. We then went doggie style. To this day< i don't know what made me say it, but I told her, now bark like a dog, bitch, and I swear to God she started barking and howling. It was so funny that I just lost my concentration. we both were busting up laughing, and then I said bye. I came back the next week, and she tried her best to avoid me. I got the hint and went elsewhere.

I was about to start what I thought was a new thread regarding this chica, but I see someone has already beaten me to it. I say beaten me to it, because when I met Maria de Los Angeles last night, she was sitting on a bar stool at what appeared to be a very quiet night at the Tropical Bar. She has a sweet sincere smile, and a glowing expression.

Everything Pedro posted is accurate, except her hair is lighter. After brief introductions, she told me she's only been working here for one month. But I can see now from a recent posting, she's not quite as honest. But who cares? Quality was what I was looking for tonight, not some dead fish "ice queen." What struck me about Maria,(or Mari as she likes to be called) was that sparkle in her eyes. We negotiated for $40.

She told me to leave seperately and to meet her across the street at Tropical Bar, next to Las Chavelas, because the doorman will try and charge me a bar fine. When we got inside my room, she began to slowly disrobe. She has a figure that's not too attractive, a little "chunky," with wide hips and big ass.

The other unattractive feature about her, is this horrid vertical scar which runs from her navel right above the pubic line. She was totally shaved. No BJ, not even covered BJ, but she did enjoy me munching down on her. A lot of GFE, as in tongue kissing, carressing, etc., plus a lot of affectionate hugging. She told me she's 20 years old, with two kids.

After experiencing various different positions with her, the one thing I noticed was when I had on on her back and got her ears between her knee's, she began whimpering kind-of load as I was ramming my rod home. She caught herself moaning real load and gave an embarrased laugh as if to wonder what the neighbors thought.

She even made a comment on being worried about what other people might hear. Who cares about what the neighbors think, we're in a whorehouse, for Christsakes!

But the most unusual fetish I discovered about this chica, is after running my tongue all over her body and eating her out, she loved to get on all fours on the bed, stick her ass right up in the air and have me continuously tongue her butt hole for what must have seemd like 45 minutes. She was so into it, she begged me not to stop and asked me to keep doing it. She even asked if I would insert my tongue into her ass as far as it would go. And being the adventurous type, how could I refuse such a request from a lady?

While doing so, I could continuously hear her whimper and moan with such delight, I felt as if I had sent her into a trance. She loved every minute of it, and repeatedly asked me to continue doing it. So those 45 minutes or so, went way over an hour of butt-licking.

After a while, my jaw and tongue were aching, so we decided to just lay on the bed and hug and kiss each other. A great session with a girl whom I took a chance with. I say that because I was reluctant at first, but this chica was well worth her weight in gold.

Got to admit something here though, it's always those somewhat "chunky" chicas that do it for me every time.

Yours in pleasantly plump ladies,

master bates

Sounds to me like she should have paid you

Great story, MB. Hey, I hope you brushed your teeth between the butt licking and tongue kissing, LOL. Dude, you should have slipped her the hot beef injection when you had her all hot.. I'm with you - I have abandoned looks in favor of attitude.

Rock on, masterbates!!

Great chica report 'Bates. You are a complete sicko. Compared to you, I'm an alter-boy.

...did you get any pics to scare us with? Oops, I meant to say share with us. -lol

-snapper-

Sounds to me like they should give you a certification in CPR, MB.

You've perfected the hind-lick maneuver.

LOL

Good one Farsider, and Snapper- I just got an e-mail from Hombre telling me he received some more pics from me. So look for recently posted pics from me of a chica called Irma, and yes, everyone's favorite fatty, Magali!

master Bates.

MB,

You are number one man. I had to shut my office door, I was laughing so hard. You are a sick puppy.

batster

MB is this site's version of Captain Kirk. He boldly goes where no hombre has gone before.

Man, there are about ten other good one-liners floating through my mind right now. Most involve the expression "bottom feeding".

LOL

Actually Batster1, there is another monger on this board (whom I won't mention) who also enjoys branching out into various other kinky pleasures, like licking butt hole for instance. Try in on an SG of your choice some time. You might like it.

If you click on over to my other post on the SG thread, Diane-Chiapas (AKA fucking bitch) you'll see that I also tried to get this worthless miserable "ice queen" clock-watching skank into the stimulating arousal of venturing into the "Hershey Highway." None of these chicas would return the favor and do it to me though. Can't think why.

But anyway, my next kinky fantasy is to find some disabled working SG chica and stick my member in a place on her body that's totally unheard of (and a little warped).....that's why I'm on the lookout for a Tijuana hooker with a glass eye!

Yours in extremely unusual sick perverted pleasures,

Master Bates.

Hmmmm... then you can tell your little honey, "Keep an eye out for me!"

(MB... by no means am I picking on you... but you keep tossing out these straight lines that I just can't pass up.)

No problem. I fully understand.

MB,
you're a dude, a hunk, pls tug me along. i want try that experience you had. teach me or lend me your how-to book. astm31

There's no how-to book. My perverted adventures comes with a few years of mongering in the Zona. BTW, just returned from TJ, went in search of Mari/Maria de los Angeles at The Tropical, but she was MIA. Shame really. I wanted her to experience my tonge-technique once again. Oh well, there's always next week.

mb,
there was good selection last sunday eve. there's no shame if you 'tongue-technique' everyone of them mujeres. they'll show every night for seconds. a public service from you. now we'll benefit. yohoo! astm31

Will be posting some pics of her very soon, just got back from the store. Should give you an idea who I've been posting about. look for Mari de los Angeles in the ClubHombre photo thread.

Now I know who she would remind you of....she bears a slight resemblance to actress Julia Stiles, only difference being Mari is a little chunkier, which as you know, is right up my alley.

And speaking of right up my alley, I'll be back in the Zona next week, where hopefully she won't be MIA again and therefore I can once again insert my tongue right up her rear alley again!


Master Bates

For those of you who are interested, there are posted pics in the photo section of CH to give you a better idea of the type of chica I like to fuck.

"For those of you who are interested, there are posted pics in the photo section of CH to give you a better idea of the type of chica I like to fuck."

...I couldn't find those pics 'Bates, but if you're still interested in what kind of girls that 'Bates likes to fuck click here

Snapper, I couldn't believe my eyes! There actually is a web site out there for the lover of Fat chicas.

See, I knew I wasn't alone!