Bay Area Hombres Present:
Shadow
The Senator

Absent:
Valentino
CityOG
Alee
And the rest of the flakes

Chica's notably Present:
Tiny Tania
Candi
Kenya
Erica
Ariel

Chicas notably absent:
Tanya La Famosa
Bernice
Gloria

Got on my flight around 10:00 AM. There was a little bitty chica checking in right behind me, I'd swear I've seen her (perhaps done her) somewhere before. Crossed the border just before noon. The Senator was at the border waiting for me.

He was wearing a Shit Eating grin. He told me he had spent the last two nights with Tiny Tania (yes he specifically verified the spelling). Now, Tania's kids are on The Senatorial Scholarship fund and Tania's mortgage has been refinanced by Senatorial Savings and Loan (an institution I've been known to draw from on occasion!). He also said that Kenya, Bernice (AB) and Valeria (Tropical) hadn't been around for the last couple of days.

Got a GREAT room above AB. Have any of you gotten 513? It's the best. It's got a lock on the door, cross ventilation, less noise and a shower head! (can it get any better?)

Parted the curtains at AB around noon. Poor selection at first, but the quality started trickling in. My eye's settled on this hot little chica with the natural little "baby factory" bod that heats me up on occasion. I bought her a drink and negotiated an hour up front. She said her name was Erika. I was ready to burst and didn't finish my beer. We went upstairs and I went butt wild. I'd have to say that the existing posts for her (Erika-Cancun-Adelita Bar) are accurate.. She's not a real performer, but she got the job done.

Back downstairs I decided to hang out to see if Kenya or Bernice were there, they weren't. Erika swam by so I bought her a drink to keep off the trollers. The Senator and I had a great time checking out the extensive quality that was now onhand. I was recharging fast! This fine looking morena was advertising heavy and I was getting ready to go. Erika took off and decided to take the Morena up for California Roll. But, I had to stop by the Bano. When I got out, she was gone! Aw shit! While walking around I got a familiar pinch on the inside of my leg.

Yep, it was Candi! I hadn't visited Candi for quite a while. But, I decided that she was just what the doctor ordered at that point. As we walked up, the Senator chuckled at us. But, I didn't know why. Upstairs (and unsolicited), Candi said that Tanya was on vacation in Mexico City. Evidently, The Senator had passed on Candi, but had the noive to ask where Tanya was!

ANYWAY>>>> We started out with some looong slooow foreplay. I heard her say something like "Aye Carrico" but I had no idea what she was talking about. Things started heating up and getting nasty. After a long while, I was pounding her pretty deep, she had a death grip on my scalp and we were doing some nasty french kissing. Then she gets off and starts screaming "Carrico Carrico CARRICO!!!". I wasn't getting off with the raincoat on two times before lunch. She finnished me off with a really nasty blowjob and a nasty theatrical finnish! MY GOD!!!!

We got cleaned up and headed downstairs. Surprisingly, The Senator was waiting outside waiting for me. He said "You're ready for lunch, right?" I knew the correct answer was "Yes". He told me that Kenya was inside waiting for me. She had been on vacation for three weeks (what luck!!) He had told her that I would be getting into town around three. It was two. We took off for La Costa. Along the way, The Senator showed an espresso stand that he raved about. He can tell you more. A great lunch at La Costa, as usual. Back to AB.

TheSenator was raving about this dancer named Ariel. She was pretty! We both figured that she was the typical "Trophy", lots of "show" less "go". But, I knew TheSenator's taste. He could live with a trophy after two nights with Tania.

Meanwhile, I knew that Kenya was around and that I'd be slipping on the leash for the rest of the afternoon. Candi saw me and insisted that I visit Monserrat. Had I not known Kenya was around, I'd have taken Candi and Monserrat "Tag Team"! But, sure enough Kenya showed up. She was happy to see me. Since our last visit, Rooster, CityOG and Valentino had all talked to her about me and she wasn't happy about my extended absence.

Kenya just owns me these days! No one else even comes close. We get upstairs and start into some very hot and nasty foreplay. Again, I hear what sounded like "Aye Carrico!"
The nookie was just INCREDIBLE!!!! If it gets any better, I'd better buy a plot in TJ.

I suppose, at this point that her kids are on the Shadow scholarship. If I had three days at a time, she'd refinance her house on me! But, DAMN shes great in the sack!!!

Back downstairs, The Senator has already been up and downstairs with Ariel.. But to our mutual surprise, he describes her as "Absolutely Fabulous!" He's a happy guy!

I buy Kenya a couple of drinks in the bar. She can't drink alcohol because of a recent "minor surgery" (nudge nudge, wink wink, say no more!). I tell her that if she's not feeling well, the first thing she needs is a really good orgasm. She really busted up over that. It was time to go.

Back in the Bay Area, we had an hour or two to kill so we ended up at the site of the recent Bay Area Hombre's Association meeting. The BarChica was happy to see us. She's very bilingual, so I asked her what "aCarrico" was. she said there wasn't such a word. We went back and forth and finally, I actually immitated Candi's words (I'm a trained stage actor). She said, "oh! you mean 'Que Rico!". Literally "how rich", but figuratively "how sweet" or "how fucking great!!!!" That was about all my extensive ego, and liver could stand.

Had to go home and sleep it off!

Bastard!!!!!! You guys must of had a lot of fun, too bad we couldn't be there. Had a great time at the convention.

HA HA!

CityOG, you fokking aneemal! You guys have simply got to make it down there for the first week in april!

Shadow!

I did not ask Candi the whereabouts of the famous Tanya! You told me, remember?

It was Estacion Cafe recommended right here on good ole Club Hombre, thanks to Masterbates.

The Senator

Shadow...I believe she was saying, "Ay, que rico!" Rico means 'rich', and in various contexts can mean wealthy, fertile, delicious. In a sex context it means hot & nasty (more or less)...Bosco

Yeah, Bosco

That's the way I took it!