I’m sorry for the length of this report. It may be pretty boring for the
veterans of the Zona Norte, but writing it has helped me to relive a great
time.

My first trip to TJ was a couple of years ago and armed with Brockton
O’Toole’s report I had what I would consider a mediocre time. I’m from
L.A. and a regular at an AMP and the hostess clubs. While I had some
fun the first time it wasn’t an experience good enough to make me want
to give up my local pursuits.

I started lurking on the Hombre site a few months ago and it got my
interest up again. I had some vacation time coming up, so I decided I
would try another South of the border trip. I’ve been studying all of the
comments and tips you guys have been making and want to thank you for
making this a much better experience.

Tuesday

I headed out from L.A. on a Tuesday morning a couple of weeks ago and
checked into the Best Western hotel in Chula Vista. By about 3:30 or
4:00pm I was going through the clanking turnstiles and asking one of the
cab drivers, “Five dollars to Adelitas?”

When I arrived I went upstairs to the hotel and got a room for the night.
I’m probably older than most of you so this gives me a place for a little
siesta between chicas. Also, at my age I take a little longer to “feenish”
so I usually like to go for an hour session. I paid my $35 and got a key to
room 508. The rooms on this floor were relatively quiet and I didn’t even
use the earplugs I brought.

Time for my first trip downstairs. I went through the curtains And just
stopped there for a few minutes while I got used to the sounds and the
lack of light. Then I took a seat at the bar and ordered an agua mineral.
The plan was to look for Tanya after all of the reports I had seen, but I
didn’t see her either that day or the following Thursday when I returned. I
sat there for a little while and politely fended off a few ladies who
approached me but just didn’t do any thing for me for one reason or
another.

Eventually, I spotted Monica, who I believe in reading on the site
afterwards is the one suspected of giving ‘chin jobs’. I’m pretty sure what
I got from her was the real thing, and if it wasn’t it was good enough that
I have one more part of the female body I’m in love with. We negotiated
services and prices and I was on my way. I told her that one of the things
I wanted to do was DATY. She said she would only do this if I took her
up for an hour and since this was my intention anyway, we agreed on a
price of $100. In the room with her clothes off she looked even better
than she had downstairs. At one stage when I had my tongue working
between her legs she started moaning and bucking her way to an orgasm.
She wouldn’t fake that would she? After assorted positions we finished
and showered together. She then made an interesting comment. She said
that if I wanted to see her again , it could only be for a half hour with no
oral from me because she didn’t like to cum because it made her too tired.

Back downstairs I fell in love. A very slender dancer came on stage. She
had on a really short dress which eventually came off to reveal what is to
me the perfect ass. She was very energetic and had moves that really had
my attention. When she finished she went to the dressing room and soon
came out with another very short dress. I confirmed her name as Samira
from the tattoo on her shoulder. I asked if I could buy her a drink and she
said she was just getting ready to leave but would have one drink. We
went to a booth where I learned she is 31 years old which I was very
surprised to hear. I would have thought she was much younger. She has
lived in Dallas, Vegas and L.A. and has an 8 year old boy who was born
in Texas, making him a U.S. citizen. I was enjoying her as much up close
as I had on the stage so I asked her about going upstairs. She said that she
really had to leave so we agreed to postpone the hotel until 1:00pm
Thursday when I was returning. More with Samira later.

I got another drink and wandered around a bit, finally settling at the bar to
the left as you come in. It was time for another trip upstairs but I wasn’t
seeing anyone I found especially appealing. Eventually a blonde came up
next to me and started rubbing my arm and then my thigh. She had great
eyes, which I am a sucker for, so when she suggested the hotel I said
okay. We agreed on $50 and headed upstairs. When she found that I
already had a room she thought she should get $60 since I wasn’t paying
at this time(?). For a change I thought with the big head and the fee
stayed at $50. Her name was Teresa and I learned a lesson about paying
more attention downstairs. In the light I found that the blonde hair was a
wig and when the clothes came off she ballooned in size. Then I reached
for her breasts and she winced in pain even though I had barely touched
her. She removed her bra and she was covered with what looked like
bruises. It turns out that she had had surgery just 12 days before! She
was friendly enough and the service was passable with a CBJ and a
couple of positions, but this experience wasn’t what I was really looking
for. She did a quick cleanup at the sink and we went back downstairs. I
had a couple of Negra Modelos and decided to call it a day.

Wednesday

I decided I wanted to try Chicago so I hung around San Diego and didn’t
pull into the border parking lot until about 9:00pm. I swallowed 50 mg of
Viagra and was on my way. The club was pretty quiet, but not as bad as I
thought it might be from reading some of the reports. I picked a booth on
the right towards the back where I could see the stage and check out the
ladies as they headed for the bano. I saw a couple of possibilities but after
the last one on Wednesday I wasn’t about to be rushed. There were 2
girls and a guy in the booth next to me. One of the girls started to talk to
me from their booth and I was having trouble hearing her over the music.
She asked if she could sit next to me and since she looked pretty cute I
said okay. When she go up to join me I saw how tiny she was. I asked
her later how tall she was and she said 4’11”. The body was in good
proportion and and I’m attracted to smaller ladies, which is probably why
I like the AMPs in L.A. At any rate she said her name was Michelle and
she was just returning from 2 weeks off. This was to turn out to be the
closest thing to a GFE I would experience on this trip.

She was doing a lot of talking but also a lot of kissing, with a lot of
tongue. In fact I’m not sure how she could talk so much when she had her
tongue inside my mouth as much as she did. After a couple of drinks we
agreed on $100 for an hour and off we went. In the room she was really
affectionate and up for anything I wanted to do. I talked her into not
using any lube unless she felt she needed it, and pretty soon she was so
wet that the lube was forgotten. She also finally stopped talking and was
only making the appropriate sounds. BBBJ, DATY, all positions and lots
of response from her. This was an excellent session with a very cute and
responsive chica. She has long, curly black hair and appeared to be very
young although she told me she was 25 and has a 5 year old child I guess
judging age isn’t my strong point. The only down side was several tattoos
which I am not a fan of but they certainly didn’t take any thing away from
the performance. We went back downstairs, had a couple more drinks,
did a lot more kissing, and I was off for the border. It was a little before
midnight and the club was pretty active by the time I left.

Thursday

Finally, the time I had been looking forward to. I arrived at Adelitas at
about 12:45 and Samira walked in the door at 1:00pm sharp. She headed
straight for the ladies room so I positioned myself to ambush her when
she came out before someone else got to her. She came out in another
one of those miniskirts and gave me a big smile and said she was
surprised I really showed up. She was due to dance shortly so we took
over the booth next to the DJ and ordered drinks. This was to be our
headquarters for the next few hours. She loves to dance and was really
looking forward to her turn. Soon she headed for the stage. She started
out shaking that great little ass of hers and removed the dress while
hanging upside down from the ring above the stage. This is my idea of
the perfect body, beautiful legs, small chest but nice nipples, and a great
ass. When she finished dancing she changed dresses and came back to
our table. I gave her a couple of two dollar bills I had picked up as a tip
and she acted like they were fifties. She said they were good luck and
they definitely brought good luck to me.

We then decided to go upstairs. She quoted me a price of $120 for an
hour and I made no attempt to negotiate. She could have had whatever
was in my wallet. We went to room 502 which I had previously rented
for the night and she took a shower. She came out completely naked and
I almost lost it before we even started. The only thing that kept the whole
thing from being a 10 was that she wasn’t into any kissing on the mouth.
She also let me spend some time with my head between her legs but
didn’t really get off on it. But she really likes to fuck and is either a great
actress or was definitely enjoying this. The doggy style was especially
good looking at and holding onto that great ass. Did I say that I LOVE
THAT ASS! She then mounted me for a cowgirl and I ran my thumb
over her clit while we fucked which seemed to get her pretty excited.
When I finished she laid on top of me on her back. I started to finger her
and told her I was going to make her cum. She said to stop, but it was the
kind of stop which really meant keep going, so of course I did. In a few
seconds she said yes make me cum started squirming and soon was
yelling, “Que rico, que rico!”. She later said she was embarrassed and
when I asked why she said because they could hear her in the hall outside
the room. We then showered together and she said she needed to get
downstairs again to dance.

We went back downstairs to “our” table and ordered drinks. When it
came her turn to dance she turned to me and lowered her dress so I could
suck her nipples for good luck. She went through her dance routine
again, only this time when she was finished, instead of going to the
ladies/dressing room she came straight back to our table wearing only the
smallest of thongs and jumped on me. Reluctantly, I eventually helped
her back into the dress. We then stayed at the table, drinking and playing
until I only had enough money left for cabfare back to the border. Samira
seems to be very popular both with the waiters and the other chicas who
kept stopping by to visit for a few minutes. As I said finally there was no
more dinero so I had to leave. It was now about 4:30 so she had spent the
last 3 and 1/2 hours with me. Making a lot of money by going upstairs
more apparently isn’t nearly as important to her as enjoying herself while
she is there. I guess she probably doesn’t do too badly with the
occasional hotel visit and the tips from dancing though, and she definitely
has a good time.

I headed back for the border after one of the best afternoons I have ever
spent.

Its a good thing I don’t live in San Diego because I think Tijuana would
leave me penniless before long. I probably will be making 3 or 4 trips a
year though.

“She wouldn’t fake that would she?”
Girls never fake that kind of thing. (LOL)

“Its a good thing I don’t live in San Diego because I think Tijuana would leave me penniless before long. I probably will be making 3 or 4 trips a year though.”
Tell me about it.

Thanks for the entertaining post

Dog$ter from $an Diego