Saturday Evening in the Zona Norte:

Once again selection was awful Saturday night--Only 5 girls in AB and CC combined. As far as I’m concerned, this is more evidence of the decline of AB/CC and western civilization in particular. Sometimes life is so unfair. I’m hoping to spend more money here in the near future, to bolster the economy. First, to increase my cash flow, I’ll have to sell some beachfront land I own in Arizona. Any takers?

--Taxi ride to Zona Norte:
I told the taxi driver to take me to Adelita’s Bar. I expected him to mention another place and try to talk me into going there, as is typical with all my favorite yellow-jacketed taxi-nazis. Usually, they mention some skanky third tier place, but this guy suggested that I go to CC. Amusing, maybe.

--Adelita’s Bar: 6:45 pm
Hit the Zona Norte at about 6:45 pm. Adelita’s was already pretty full. Lots of young, beautiful, unfamiliar girls, ready to be feasted upon. Soon after I walked in the door, a tried and true favorita spotted me and honed in. This girl must have radar. I had come looking for another chica, but oh well. At some point it all starts to blur together, and I’m not one to look a gift hor(se) in the mouth. It was nice to see her again in the flesh. A few rounds of drinks and relative quickie upstairs (Dogster usually likes mucho tiempo) was all I had time for with her, as I had a very momentous, important meeting…

--Al Capone’s 8:00 pm
Rendez-vouz’d with the infamous writer Billfromreading outside of Al Capone’s restaurant next to CC. I met the unscrupulous Bill for the first time last week, and this was the first time I had ever knowingly met a CH participant. So it was good to see Bill again in the flesh (wait—scratch those last 3 words). We headed to AB for some beverages and eye candy. It is amazing how many women in AB know the great Bill. Several who knew him well stopped to say hi to the distinguished visitor. I am convinced that they are responding to his celebrity writer status.

Bill mentioned that a “roving mini-monger-convention” was taking place. When I mentioned my squeamishness about meeting other mongers, he mentioned that it was time to break my Club Hombre cherry. Quite a way with words, that literate guy Bill. But he was right. Time to meet some members of our illustrious gang. Soon thereafter, The Senator walked by our table—the second CH persona I’ve met. Damn. Another seemingly normal, enjoyable person/addict. This would be easier if y’all were a bunch of scumbag drunk assholes. The Senator mentioned that the roving gang of CH rogues had reached AB, so we went over to meet them…

So there they were—a rogues gallery of CH personalities. There was Aardvark, who was clearly occupied and much loved by the local talent. Also, there was Ronin, and various other personalities. It was so loud I couldn’t hear a word. We chatted briefly with Erip. Through the blaring stripper music, I could hear Erip say something like “After 700 years on the internet and with TJ hookers, I’ve written everything I have to say. Now, the torch is passing on to guys like you.” Filled with respect and awe for the time-honored TJ Monger Tradition, Bill, The Senator, and I stepped outside for a breath of fresh air (not to mention the view of chicas going into and out of AB).

--Adelita’s Sidewalk 9:00 pm
Btw, the sidewalk outside AB is a great place to stand, watch, and gather info. Not only do you get to clear your head of blasting musica and rude DJ ramblings. You also get to see the hotties in the light, and you get to observe their behavior as they walk down the stairs from the hotel. Some race down the stairs, with the disgruntled hombre customer left in the dust. (scratch these girls off your list). Some leave the hotel hand in hand affectionately with their satisfied customer in tow (put these girls on your list). You can ask a girl her name, or ask a monger for an immediate postgame chica report. You get to see which girls are working in tandem with each other (e.g., I spotted two hot blonde chicas escorting a customer up the stairs last night).

I bid adieu to Bill and the Senator (In retrospect, I wish I had chatted more with these dudes), as I had promised aforementioned chica that I would find her later and feeeennnissssh the deed. I snagged her away from some poor, unsuspecting customer (actually the second time this evening that I did this. I must be…. Special). I plied her with a few drinks before we headed upstairs for an hour of recreational activities. This is one horny girl. I enjoy repeating with her because we’re very in synch sexually. She’s starting to make all sorts of sexual requests. On the low side, we don’t always do the stuff that I want (I’m more sexually conservative than she is). On the high side, I know that we both are getting something from the transaction, besides the financial aspects. Nymphomania: the cure for the common prostitute.

--Al Capone’s Restaurant 10:30
The aforementioned chica and I headed to Al Capone’s for a late dinner. I figured it would be no big deal if familiar CC chicas happened to come to the restaurant and spot yours truly. The little restaurant next to AB was full, and she had never been to Al Capone’s, so she wanted to try it. She had to inspect the whole place. All through dinner, she was looking over the place, and asked a million questions about CC. Of course I told her the truth—that I had never been there.

Food at Al Capone’s is quite good. This time, I got the Al Capone Combo and some orange soda. This combo, which is becoming my Zona Norte meal of choice, includes filet mignon in mushroom sauce (excellent!), some shrimp in spicy sauce (excellent!), 2 shrimp rellenos, an orange slice, and some bread. All for about $10. She ordered a plate of fruit (not on the menu, I think) that was quite good: fresh, ripe banana, papaya, strawberry, etc. The restaurant selection is improving, IMHO. You can always hit your favorite taco stand if this is too upscale for you. Lots of girls eat at Al’s, so it is a good place to feed your eyes, too. After our meal, I bid adieu to my friend, as it was past her bed time…

--Adelita’s bar 11:30
I decided to head back into AB to look for dearly departed hombres, but didn’t find them. The place was hoppin’ and packed. An oversupply of chicas, IMH0. As I pressed my way through the crowds, I stopped to let one very attractive girl pass by me as she walked the other way. She gave me the most incredibly bitter look and stuck her tongue out at me hatefully. Did she think I was someone else? Was she pissed because I chose not to spend time with her? I’ll never know, but she looked very bitter and pissed off. Anyway, I had spent enough time at AB.

--Bar Tropical 12:00
I had been hearing some good reports about Bar Tropical, so I decided to check the place out. Stepped into BT for the first time. (I think I visited there several years ago, but I don't remember that the place was very active). Holy shit. Young, beautiful women. Time for a reconnaisance mission... The girls seemed very reserved, compared to their AB/CC/SG counterparts. I wondered if these girls were prostitutes… Anyway, I wasn’t at this point looking for more companionship, so I didn’t approach any of the girls. Better to wait until after I read the CH reports… But my gawd.

I hopped in a Taxi back to the border. Another whacky taxi driver—fun to talk to. I don’t remember his name. My favorite is Gabriel “Motherfucker” – what a total nut. You gotta love how the seatbelts never work in these things….

At the border (near the yellow taxis and Caliente), I decided to get a little ice cream before heading home. This is a great place for juice, ice cream, tacos, etc. They’ve really fixed these stands up considerably. And the juice bar/ice cream place is very good, IMHO.

Ah, well. Another Zona Norte trip reaches its completion. It was fun to meet some of the characters from this board, albeit briefly. I’ll probably remain something of a hermit on this board… The relative anonymity allows me to say crazy things periodically…

Best regards,
Dogster

I was in AB at 11:30 and was very disappointed at the selection. There was not IMO very many good looking girls at that time so I left.

Dogster,

If your chica is starting to make requests while in the sack I would say it may be time to start meeting her outside of the bars, gratis (if any woman anywhere is truly gratis!)

C

The hottest chicas were all in my room last night. Menage a 32. That's why selection was down. Gotta love that bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbj

I've met her outside the bars a couple times. Not sure I want things to progress in this direction, though (unless she pays me, LOL).

It was a pleasure meeting you and I apologize that we didn't get to chat more...but as you saw & said...I was occupado. Actually, our little group was having a blast as we had 3 of the night's dancers sitting with us so the shows were muy caliente. My "occupado" was with an old friend who I hadn't seen in months and it was fantastic to be with her again.

Dogster, Bill, Aardvark, et. al.,

It was a pleasure to hang with all of the Hombre's that were Zona-ing last Saturday night. I don't often get to TJ in the evening; especially Saturday evening. I wish I had more time to hang 'round and drink beer, but nature called when my fav rolled in at 10pm. I couldn't resist. I then drank beer in CC from 1am 'till 430am-ish.

Dogster, the name of the restaurant next to AB is Montecarlo.

The Senator

Might have to rendez-vouz with y'all again sometime. I need to limit myself to one or two visits a week (heh, heh...).

Sheesh. Got into a flame-war with some obnoxious dude on the sports:NBA thread. I love talkin' about controversial sports opinions periodically, but the last thing I want is to run into some whacked TJ monger who is obsessed with self-righteous sports anger.

I can see it now. Some Dude turns backstabbing violent because I don't believe that Wilt was the greatest player ever. Please tell me that most mongers are not like this.

Anybody know a girl named Monica who works at the Adelita BAr in TJ? Havent seen her in a while - looking for her on saturday -

5 ft tall, 32, blk hair, scar on upper lip, c-seection, claims to be from cordoba veracruz - w/daughter

Dogster,

You need to check yourself, bro. First of all, that was not a flame war. You and harleyguy were flaming, nobody else. You might want to re-read the thread and note that you often sprinkled in namecalling and personal attacks when you could not back your position. You blatantly violated the site TOS in a couple of them. The problem is you, dog.

-Superman-

Good report Dogster. I have only been to the Zona a few times and get down there maybe 3 or 4 times a year. I haven't met any of the CH clan because I have been very diligent in putting all of my attention into chica selection. I guess that also the CHers might find me to be a "scumbag drunk asshole".

It sounds like I'm going to have to spend some time doing my evaluations on the street outside of AB. I did find going up the stairs behind one of my hotties who was wearing a very short dress that I almost got my nut before getting to the check in counter. No "feenish-feenish" problem there.

FF

Yeah, right. What planet are you from?

Awwwww cripes. See??? I'm being stalked!!!! Gotta love it.

Doubleff:
Looks like we just posted at the same time. Yeah, it is wierd. I've always focused on chica selection and not really put much attention into trying to identify CH mongers. Meeting other mongers seems to add another dimension, for better or worse. A peer group! Yikes! (The one's I've met so far seem cool).

"Scumbag drunk asshole?" Naw, Doubleff, I don't believe it...

Hey, everybody's got a fav but me. Dogster leaves for his fav, Senator leaves with his, I can't even get to talk to Aardvark without one hanging all over him.

Life is sooooo cruel.

BTW Dogster, How bout those Lakers? And really, what do ya think about Wilt? Really?

Who is Wilt? Never heard of him.