Pussycats "Michelle": 19 years old from Ensenada. She has told me both her stage name and her real name, but I can’t remember one of them. Michelle was one of the two, and I think it is her stage name. Anyway, this chick is hot as ass, tall, long blonde hair down to her ass, perfect tits, long legs, great pooper.

All I can really say about this one is “finally.” I had spent lots of time with her on two prior trips, and had gotten a lot of lies and bullshit from her. This was the third time I spent time with her in the club, and things went just like they always had before … she sits with me all night long, ignores other customers, tells me how much she likes me, kisses me, says she wants to go out with me. I’m pretty immune to chicas, but this one can absolutely break Superman down when she kisses my neck. It turns me to Super Jello. Still, through the benefit of experience, I don’t buy any of it and don’t give in. After all, she’s is a stripper/whore and cannot be trusted. In three nights I’ve spent at Pussycats with her, I have bought her exactly one drink and gotten one $20 lap dance and that’s it. I have received lots of action for that minimal investment of $28, and this always makes me want to believe her.

Michelle has offered me blow jobs in the back room for $100 and I always tell her that is way too much for a BJ. She then offers me the “deal” of a BJ in the booth for only $60 … this way we don’t have to pay the $40 for the room. Still, I resist and tell her for $60 I want everything. She tells me has never had sex in the bar and can’t do it. She asks me if I don’t think she is worth $60. This chick gets off work at 9 p.m., and the first time I suggest we go to a hotel. She agrees, tells me to wait for her while she gets dressed. I waited and she snuck out of the club, leaving me hanging.

The second time she is very apologetic about the last time, and she suggests that we go out to some dance clubs and do some drinking. Again, I agree and wait for her to get dressed. This time she comes over to me and tells me it is now “too late” because she has to drive all the way home to Ensenada. Both times I sat there for a good hour, at least, waiting for her. Why? Because I believed her. This is a chick with no reason to lie, because she is getting nothing from me. I’m not buying lap dances and I’m refusing every single drink request from her and the waiters. But still she stays, sitting on my lap, kissing me, and only leaving when it’s her turn to dance … so naturally I believe what she’s saying. There are other customers … she could be making money … but she stays. If I was buying drinks left and right and getting dances every 30 minutes, I would know I’m getting worked, but this chick is getting nothing in return.

So now the third time. I’m sitting in the club, she’s the only good looking chick in there and she comes right over, basically forcing the chica I was sitting with away. No big deal, because I did not like her anyway. I ignore Michelle as much as I can and she’s asking me if I’m mad at her. I say no and she starts in with the same pattern … sitting on my lap, kissing me, letting me touch her wherever I want with no protest. She speaks decent enough English, definitely enough that we can hold basic conversations. She tends to use "me" in place of "I" which is kind of cute. Again, I deny her all drinks and dances. I tell her for $60 I want everything, blah blah. This time she tells me for $100 I can do everything but I tell her that’s too much. Still, she only leaves to do her strip, and then comes right back over. While she was stripping, another guy in the club comes over to me and tells me she ripped him off in a lap dance … took an extra $20 from him and did not deliver. I told him, “I know, I know, she’s a liar.” In addition, this time another girl who Michelle has told me she does not like comes over to sit with me while she is dancing. I quickly dispatch the chick, but when Michelle is done with her dance she comes over and is now pissed off at me. “I told you I hate that girl,” “Why were you laughing at me,” and on and on and on. Holy shit, this chick is crazy too. I smooth it out with some smooth talk and just like that she is “sorry” and smooching away again.

Finally, the inevitable happens. Michelle tells me she will ask the manager if she can leave early and we can go to some clubs and drink and dance. I tell her she’s full of shit, that I don’t trust her because she’s lied to me twice before. She has a story about how she needed to take a bus last time but this time she has her own car. She shows me her car keys for proof. Anyway, she’s not leaving early, because it’s almost 9 and I know that’s when she gets off. I tell her “no thanks,” and that I have to go. She asks where I’m going and I tell her to Peanuts & Beer. She promises this time she will go with me, just wait. Finally I just say “No, If you are serious you can come get me at Peanuts & Beer.” She protests and acts all hurt. I walk out and don’t even turn around to look at her. This time I feel good because I did not sit there for an hour looking like a baboso.

So, much to my surprise, this chick shows up about 45 minutes later at P&B. Hmmm. She comes in and says “let’s go.” We go out, get in a cab (I wonder what happened to her car?) and go to a club. She seems content with herself and keeps reminding me that she is not a liar. I hang out dancing with her for about two hours and drinking. She is doing straight Tequila shots and I’m drinking Tecates. I’m honestly having fun with her … she’s just as affectionate in the club as she was in Pussycats. Plus, she’s so fucking hot I am enjoying the attention of all the other guys staring at her.

Finally, after about two hours, I am wiped and feel like leaving. As we are exiting the club, I ask her to come with me to a hotel. Surely I can get a freebie out of her. She says “how much will you pay.” I laugh at her and say $60 and finally she agrees. Off we go to some unknown hotel that costs me $38 for the night. No problem, because I will just spend the night in the room. I’m too tired to drive home anyway.

Once we are in the hotel, she is as fun as I had imagined. She has a great body and looks even better nude. She has perfect tits … perfect as only 19 year old girls can have. Her pussy is completely shaved, I start fingering her while I kiss her. She offers up a BBBJ, and I let her go at it. Pretty good technique, and I have no complaints. After a few minutes of sucky, I open up my condom and put it on, and she promptly climbs on top of me and rides my bone. Her hair is really long, and was engulfing my face while she rode me, but it is fun nevertheless.

After letting her grind away for awhile, I rolled her onto her back and get on her missionary style. I fucked her this way for about 10 minutes, and she has a fairly tight pussy. I was enjoying the sex, and did not try to rush. I finally came and then rolled off her. She wants to chat for a little and I really just want to crash. Finally she asks me if I am going home and I tell her I am just going to sleep in the hotel room tonight. She says she has to go because she has to drive “all the way to Ensenada.” Sure she does. I never have believed she drives all the way to and from Ensenada every day … but whatever. I gave her the $60 and as she is getting ready to leave, she says tomorrow is her day off and do I want to “hang out” with her. I just flat tell her “no” and she goes into her hurt routine. “Why, why? You don’t like me.” I tell her I just don’t want too. I say I would like to hang out with her, but I don’t believe she will show up. “I will, I will,” she says. “Too bad,” I say. I finally tell her I will visit her in the club sometime soon and she finally leaves.

To this day, I still don’t get this chick. I guess I could have just saved myself all the trouble and given her the $100 but oh well. The end result is the same. The chick is kind of mental and lies a lot, but goddamn she is hot. Her attitude is A+ material, except for all the lying, and I guess she has ripped guys off in the past if I am to believe the guy who came up to me and told me he got ripped off by her.

Overall Grade "B+"; Face "A"; Body "A"; Attitude "B-"; Fun "A"

Could her stage name be Bambi?

Does she wear a ring that has a blinking light?

There is a super hottie that works the day shift that matches your description. If that's her, then I can add one thing to the information about her. Me and some buddies were just arriving at PC at around 9PM on a Friday when we saw her come down the stairs and get into a red sports car with CA plates and some guy inside.

Also, she seems to be a heavy drinker but I guess most of them are. My buddy seems to be fond of her, but since we always get there fairly late during the day shift, he always comments on how drunk she is...

We also have this joke about her. She always tells my friend: "I miss you and I'd like you to come see me earlier next time." Well after we saw her get into the sports car, we now know that she actually meant: "My boyfriend always picks me up on time in his sports car, and I need more time to empty your wallet!"

The other name was definitely not Bambi. I'm pretty sure the stage name was Michelle and that's what I've always called her. The other name was something "normal" as well. I've never seen the blinking ring light either. Sounds like her though.

-Superman-

Sounds like Paola. She is married to a Gringo from S.D. I have had several afternoons with her with overall good times. I was in PC about 2 months ago when a gringo came in yelling at her because he thought she was blowing some poor dude in the booth, She made a big deal about showing him that the guys Johnson was not exposed. Rambo, one of the waiters told me it has happened before and that a married girl should not be working in a place like that.
I saw her about a week later and she denied being married, said he was just a mad boy friend. Also shr does live in Ensanada but she has a brother living in TJ thats were she stays most nights. All or non og the above may be true as I know she like all the girls in their business LIE!!!

I was also pretty sure from the description that it was my future ex-wife, Paola. Have not heard her use the name Michelle. As I recall, her real name is a bit unusual and starts with an "F".

I also have got much of the similar run-around that Superman described for his earlier encounters. I just gave up. Too many other ready and willing pin cushions to stick my needle-dick.

It's my understanding the the BF is originally from New York and is very jealous of her even working in the club. Guess I can see why now since she's likely telling him that no sex involved. It is my understanding that they lived in Tecate near her family for awhile after he moved here late last year but are now back in TJ. She used to say she lived in Ensenada. But as Tdog says, who knows what the truth really is.

I'm just pissed you fuckers have been doing her up and with me she is saving herself for the wedding night.

Could be all of the above I guess. The chick is a born liar.

There can't be too many chicks in that place who are that hot, work days, and have long blond hair down to their asses.

-Superman-

Wait a minute - let me get this straight - a whore, from Mexico, actually told a LIE?!?!?!?! Say it isn't so!!!!

E

Superman:

I have spoken with a blonde at Pussycats who called herself Michel...Very hot, Playboy-type bod...A friend of mine bought some lap dances from her...I'm sure this is the girl you are referencing in your report...

YoungBrig

The future ex-wife FINALLY quit saving herself for the wedding night.

Spectacular.

Enough said.

Jocannon: which one, Michelle or Paola? If the latter, congratulations I am impressed. But I would not be surprised. Last time I saw her (about 2 weeks ago) she was complaining about not making enough money and defintely was more aggressive and liberal during some lap dances. Did you do the deal in the club or outside?

A couple of weeks ago, I spent an entire day with this chick on one of her days off. It was at her insistence that I agreed to hang out with her, and I only agreed to do so with the understanding that I would expect sex. To my surprise, she showed up at the designated meeting place. I admit to a very fun time. She has a great personality to go with the looks and the body. During the day, I learned quite a bit about her.

She confirmed to me that she uses many, many different names in the club. She laughingly rattled off a list of about 10 different aliases to me when I asked her about it. Jocannon is correct that her real name begins with an "F" but there is no need to mention it here since she does not use it in the club and I told her I would not repeat it.

She said she does indeed have a boyfriend. She denied being married, but said she lives with him. Apparently he is quite the abusive, jealous asshole. When I had her naked, she pointed out the many bruises on her body he has inflicted. He is clearly the textbook, insecure loser of a man. In addition to abusing her over seemingly trivial things such as "her clothes being too tight," and "her lipstick being smeared," he apparantly keeps total control by threatening to expose her job to her parents. I will admit to having thoughts of putting a beating on this guy, but I realize that would probably only exacerbate the problem instead of solving it. His nature and her job are not a good mix.

She does not go for full sex with everyone, and is somewhat picky. She once even pointed out to me the guys in the club she would fuck and the ones she wouldn't. There were a lot more negatives than positives. She even specifically pointed out a guy who she said comes in "every single week" trying to get her to have sex. This poor guy gets rejected every week and keeps trying. I could clearly see why she would not want to fuck him, but I had to smile at his persistence ... maybe it will pay off one day. For those that can get her to go, it is definitely worth it ... she is very affectionate in and out of the room, has great suckable tits and a nice tight pussy. Even without full sex, she gives great, high-mileage lap dances.

-Superman-

Does she go by "Carla" also? I met a chica there awhile back who said she was from Ensenada but she went by Carla.

Supertoughguyman

Now I know we are all talking about the same girl.
Emily is a nice girl , when I first met Paola I was taken away by her beauty.
I cannot touch her as I follow the Code of the Mongers rulebook which forbids me to fuck a favorita.
If that wasn't the case I would get rid of this white trash myself and Be her boyfriend
So she can stick with her own race

I am very surprised at her toughguy boyfriend ,
not that he hits her cause they all do but the fact that he is a stupid white boy. Do you know how fast he could dissapear if Michelle wanted him too.
I told Sara that she is just as stupid as her white boyfriend for staying with him.
I don't mean to sound retarded but its her own fault for staying with the white trash loser.

All she has to do is deny everything and it is so easy to get fake working papers to "prove him wrong"

The funny this is Superman even if you beat the piss out of Griseldas boyfriend with her permission she would have pitty on him and take him back and hate you for it.

And on the other note I am sure Ben will score one of these days.

I do agree she is the sweetest Dulce in TJ

Milkman

Iluvputas: I don't specifically recall "Carla" being one of them, but it was a couple of weeks ago. This chick seems to take quite a bit of amusement out of using different names so it is probably her -- I got the impression that it was kind of a game for her to use different aliases. She is literally the only girl in the club who matches the description I gave in my original post so you can't miss her. Find the girl with the long blonde hair down to her ass and that's her.

Milky: You are too funny. Maybe "funniest monger" should be a new category. I told her the same thing ... that she should lose the loser. I got the sense that the main problem is the fact that he threatens to expose her job to her parents, and that is something she does not want. I hope you don't think she is my favorita, because as you well know I am "favorita proof." If I did have one I sure would not post about her here for all you losers to fuck ... She is probably many different guys favorita though so maybe your code will still prevent future fun.

-Superman-

Not me I have never ask her for sex, in fact never ask her for a lap dance until she insisted last week. I agreed only if she would kiss me passionately when Jo showed up. She laughed and agreed. I was suppose to meet Jo at Pussycats last week.

Girl had bruises on her chest and arms last week from gringo novio. Guy must be a real class act. She ask me if he would be in trouble in U.S. if he beat her up, as he had told her nothing would happen. I told her novio was full of shit as cops would take him to jail and if he continued he could go to jail a long time. She smiled and said her boy friend was a liar.

Had fucking glitter all over my face from her lap dance. Nice dance but I would never do it again if she was wearing that glitter.

Finally hooked up with Jo at Peanuts and ran into Erip about the same time. They were laughing at all the glitter, even though I had wshed my face several times.

I took a dancer from Peanuts to lunch later and she picked off 22 more particles of glitter. Yes she counted.

Back to Paola(same girl you are talking about Superman) She is really a very nice girl with great tits and beautiful smile. She has put on a few lbs but still nice body. She needs to get rid of that loser before he really hurts her or we see her name in the local paper.

LOL, she does wear a lot of glitter. She will leave lipstick evidence all over you too if you're not careful. She also likes to bite ...

-Superman-

Saw this chick again recently for the first time in a long time. Fuck she's hot. She drives me crazy. I want to snatch her up and bring her home with me ...

She danced on stage Saturday in a little Catholic schoolgirl skirt, a pair of white thigh-highs and a button-up white shirt. She dropped her panties on numerous occasions and even let guys around the stage eat her pussy. I just don't know if I've ever seen a more perfect ass outside the pages of Playboy.

I had to force myself to leave without fucking her ... this chick scares me sometimes because of how much I dig her. I'm supposed to be immune.

Michelle seems to gain and lose weight faster than any chick in history ... I've seen her with a belly and I've seen her looking really tight. Right now her bod is at the top of it's game.

Get there before 9 p.m. and you won't be disappointed. She has to be the hottest thing in the club ... although there is another girl who works late night on Friday and Saturday who gives her a run for the money, but I have not gotten her name yet.

-Superman-