Archive 02

ClubHombre.com: Tijuana: -Adelita Bar/Chicago Club/Hong Kong Bar Chica Reviews: Chicas from R-S: Smith - Guadalajara - Hong Kong (PHOTO): Archive 02
By Aardvark on Saturday, February 09, 2002 - 09:29 pm:  Edit

It never smelled like latex after me!

By Horndogg on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 02:00 pm:  Edit

I can't believe how people have raved about Smith's looks. When I first saw her pic in the PISS section I just said maybe she is better looking in person. Then I see her in person and I'm saying what am I missing here? Do guys really think she is that fine? Smith is definitely not all that in my book.

By Aardvark on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:03 pm:  Edit

Fine, then you don't have to obsess over her like you have here with Sylvia & Michelle!

And...

get you glasses fixed!

By Horndogg on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 03:33 pm:  Edit

Are you on pms or is Smith your girlfriend. I'm just stating my opinion that for me Smith isn't as hot as some have made her out to be.

If you were to put Smith,Sylvia,and Michelle in a contest for who is hottest I would bet anything that Smith wouldn't get majority of the top votes and most likely would receive the most votes as #3 from American guys. Maybe Mexican guys have a different point of view for beauty but I'm seeing it from my point of view which is American.

If you call having a craving for a hot puta being obsessive then so be it. Damn straight I would love or obsess to do Silvia or Michelle anytime I was horny. The reason why Silvia had and Michelle have so many clients isn't because of their reputation for good service. It's because they are damn hot. Smith on the otherhand there is room for argument.

By Milkman on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 05:06 pm:  Edit

Horndogg
I agree with you that Smith is not all that.
But she has this cuteness and body that the guys love.
When i first saw her pic , over a year ago I was like damm this can't be her but it was.
Aardvarks pics of her are probably the best that i have seen of her.
Everyguy has their own opinion on what beauty is.
She is definaltey not puppy chow and would be a 7 1/2 out of 10 on my scale.

Most adelita chicas don't even make my scale.
there are a few 8's in there but most are 5's and 6's.
Perlita is my idea of a 9 rating.
And to me is the hottest chica working in the zona.
But some would think Smith is a 9 or 10.
Again everyone has their idea of beauty.
Some like bigger girls , some like thinner girls.

When I first checked the gallery i couldnt believe my eyes as less than 1/3 of them are barely average.
But again pics do not do some girls justice.
I have seen some pics of a girl and she looks terrible but in person is much prettier.

Just my take
milkman

By MrBill on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 06:42 pm:  Edit

I've seen her pics and once in person - I'd give her a solid "9". You guys are nuts...

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Blazers on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:25 pm:  Edit

I think she was about a 9 1/2 but is now somewhere between 8-9. She is one of very few working chicas in Mexico that have the combination of face, body and personality. She is hot and is genuinely nice and funny. In addition, she performs well in the room..you wont get a GFE like with Perlita but it's good. Michelle, Mahogony, Africa and Alma all have great bodies but their faces are average at best. The amount of chica's with beautiful faces and horrible bodies in the zone are too numerous to mention. She is putting on some pounds but she is still the best all around chica in the zone IMHO.
The only girl that equalled her was Perlita when she was thin.

By Erip on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 08:34 pm:  Edit

I don't know how any man could get a look at Smith and not think she's stunning. I can understand though how most gringos would have a stronger intial response to Sylvia who is put together like a cartoon sexbomb (e.g. Little Annie Fanny, Daisy Mae)...she's a caricature of feminine oomph!

I'd follow either of them around my house, and Michelle too, and watch them doing heavy housework for me.

By Sakebomb on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 09:07 pm:  Edit

Even with her "bad" look, Smith still does 20+ Johns a night. She's one happy & bubbly provider.

Erip, first it was "dicksteps", now it's "cartoon sexbomb". You always amazed me with your creativity. I'll make sure I put those vocabs in my monger SAT for newbie.

By Aardvark on Tuesday, March 12, 2002 - 11:47 pm:  Edit

Thank you Blazers, Sakebomb, & Erip..."Smith" is one of the top o' the tops in the zona. Anyone who doesm't have an above average "experience" with her is probably lacking in one or more departments with her.

By d'Artagnan on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 02:54 am:  Edit

On her best days I'd give Smith an 8.5 in looks, but typically wouldn't give her more than a 7.5. When taking service into consideration, her ranking improves considerably and she's one of my top recommendations for others.

Her appearance from my POV also took a slight dive after someone mentioned that she looked like Michael Jackson.

Here is my incomplete list of "better looking than Smith" (just MHO of course)

Africa AB
Alexia AB/CC
Alexis Pollo
Christina AB (Brazil)
Damaris CC
Dianeta CC gone
Elizabeth AB (pre drug days)
Evil Amy CC
Evil Julietta CC
Gabby CC gone
Jennifer CC gone
Jenny CC
Lilia CC gone
Lupita CC
Luz Elena AB gone
Mahogany AB gone
Marbel AB
Melanie AB
Nora AB daytime
Paola AB daytime
Paola/Michelle AB/CC
Perlita AB
Vanessa CC gone
Vanessa AB/HK gone
Wendy CC
Yadira CC gone

I could probably come up with a bunch more if I thought about it.

By Horndogg on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:09 am:  Edit

Aardvark: obviously I'm not the only one that thinks Smith is not all that.

So anyone who doesn't share your opinion that Smith is a knockout needs to get their "glasses fixed" right?

I guess if we go by what you say d'Artagnan has to get laser eye surgery then.

By Aardvark on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 05:13 am:  Edit

No Horndogg...echoing what I said more then a year ago...YOU are just a putz! I understand a person's "opinion" of another's look or "hotness" but your story has never rung true to me ever since you starting posting. You always professed to knowing (and doing) the higher-end chicas at AB but you "just" discovered Smith? She's been practically an institution since her HK days.

As I know d'Art and his scorecard, no, he doesn't need any type of surgery. He's "qualified" to make an opinion though as I know he's been with her...and...he's not a putz!

By Specific on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 07:42 am:  Edit

Horndogg
You should have seen Smith 4 years ago dancing at the old HK.She was really something then,even with the braces.Many of us older mongers remember the Smith from those times.I have not been to the clubs for 2 weeks now but I hear she is working and looking as good as ever.If you have never had a session with her I strongly suggest you try her.Many,many chicas are beautiful but only a few beauties give good service,Smith is one of them.

By Bigbadblkwolf on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 11:45 am:  Edit

I stood next to Smith last week and really gave her the "once over". I think she is an attractive woman without doubt.

The 2 areas that I think detract from her beauty are 1)the fake boobs, and 2) shapeless legs (yes they are long and smooth, but no calf definition). Don't get me wrong! I will be looking for her on my next trip.

Now someone please tell me, is that ASS naturally hers or has she had "ass enhancement" like my bionic woman from last month ??

Smith's ass looked perfect in the dress that she was wearing. If this ass is real then it cancells out her weak legs in my book and only leaves her with a few minus points for her boob job!!

Hey I'll have to post a new evaluation after I've been upstairs with her. I know that service does impact on a HOMBRE's opinion.

By Athos on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 12:37 pm:  Edit

Yeah man where can you find a real good piece of ass in TJ these days?
I'd say Smith ass is faked.
The best ass I have had in TJ was Alexandra CC then AB then retired.
Africa's ass is pretty good as well as Mahogany and Dianeta.

By Iluvputas on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 12:40 pm:  Edit

I have to agree with almost everyone's posts on this thread. Smith is a raving beauty AND years ago she was a younger raving beauty but I honestly think that "maturity" has done her well. Her legs could use some more definition and seeing that this is her second "upgrade" job...she did go too large. Her ass is real but it's size does fluctuate with her weight gain. I don't think she's the #1 beauty of the zona but she certainly is in the top 3-5 with her service giving her a + edge.

And, I agree that Horndogg is a putz!

By Maverick on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 01:35 pm:  Edit

BBBW- Info from a close friend of hers was that Smith's ass has been enhanced with calogen injections. I have no personal knowledge as I've never touched it- I like to savor some things before I indulge.

By Sakebomb on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 03:58 pm:  Edit

Smith is the plank owner of the upper echelon chicas society in the zone. But she's still happily accepting $60 and providing you with great service in a full 30min session. What else do you really want????

By Tjjohnny on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 04:07 pm:  Edit

yep, fake ass & fake teeth!

By Blazers on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 06:08 pm:  Edit

I like modern technology. Fake is good. These girls don't have the diets and restraint of their Thai counterparts. As a result, they continually gain weight until they have multiple kids and keep on the weight for good. They need the lipo and tit jobs. You think they're actually going to exercise or diet....When they start looking like celebrities at a wax museum is when they should call it quits...until then, keep on sucking the fat and sculpting those breasts.

By Aardvark on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 07:27 pm:  Edit

Horndogg: I apologize for the continued "Putz" crack...everyone is entitled to their opinions. You should honestly take her for a test-drive though...your opinion of her may be fudged afterwards.

As far as Smith, I've heard the "story" about the fake teeth already and I may tend to believe the "injected ass" story vs. anything else "inserted" but I just think she's the type of chica whose weight is shown first in that region. Her legs are way too damn skinny which is amazing as how long she danced in the zona

By Tjjohnny on Wednesday, March 13, 2002 - 09:42 pm:  Edit

the reason why i say they are fake is because she used to have little baby teeth. i've seen her with and without braces

By Tjhub on Thursday, March 14, 2002 - 12:44 pm:  Edit

When you go to ZN you are looking for nice girls and to enjoy yourself. Don't become so concern if their "Parts" are real or not, or if she is fake or not, etc., JUST ENJOY.. if you take the girl upstairs is because you felt she was attractive, if not you would of not even consider.

So, basically the recommendation is 1. Do not get attached, remember this are PROs 2. Don't care about how they got the body, as long as you like it , and provide a good service everyhting else is a waste of time.

And lastly regarding Smith, here looks are OK, here attitude also, she is a happy camper, But the only minor detail is that she is overly popular... One time we were sitting at AB close to the door, and we started to count the number of times she went upstairs. DAMMED she is VERY POPULAR, this day she spent at the most no more than 5 minutes at the bar.
So if you are the type of guy who is kind of delicate on this matters,this should be your ony issue. If you dont care go for it.

By Ootie on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 06:49 am:  Edit

My two cents.

I think Smith's face is absolutely gorgeous, and my session with her was great.

But I think the rest of her body reduces her overall score. Still, I wouldn't throw her out of bed (and I didn't).

Oh, I told her that her teeth are like the stars. Because they come out at night. LOL. And what's so bad about false teeth anyway? It gives you an option for a smoother BJ.

A But we are all entitled to our opinion and we deserve to have that opinion respected kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By MrBill on Friday, March 15, 2002 - 10:01 am:  Edit

Damn, I'd get my teeth fixed if I could afford it, too - but all my money goes to the chicas so they can get their teeth fixed... I'm happy with my butt, however, and I don't want my boobs any bigger, so no worries there.

MrBillO- ~ Your hapless lapdance reporter... ~

By Rocket on Sunday, April 07, 2002 - 03:59 am:  Edit

Smith is a great lay. Her ass has gone J-Lo in the last 6 months and I don't know why. She is a really good time or I will double you money back. Don't pay more than $60. She's a trooper who will let you do a good pounding and that's what I like.

She even paid the teep to my friend on the way out (room clean up fucker) cause I didn't have change on me...

By The Senator on Monday, April 08, 2002 - 03:31 pm:  Edit

...and just where the fuck is she, 'eh? Anyone know her schedule? I can't seem to find her anymore..

H-E-L-P!

The Senator

By 3bjohn on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 09:48 am:  Edit

She was working last night.

By 3bjohn on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 10:11 am:  Edit

Smith's enhanced body is awsome. But her face is not what I consider a classic beauty. Exotic? Yes. Stunning? Yes. But, for my taste, her (too) big eyes and teeth disturb the elegant balance. To be brutally honest, her face reminds me of some faces in Piccaso's cubic paintings.

She is a good lay, though. Pumping into that ass is fun.

By The Senator on Friday, April 12, 2002 - 01:34 pm:  Edit

What time did you see her?

After working all day then travelling to TJ I finally got to AB at about 210am. Smith wasn't there at that hour, but my favorita was waiting for me.

The Senator

By 3bjohn on Saturday, April 13, 2002 - 11:10 am:  Edit

When I spoke with her at around 10 pm Thursday night, she said she just started working for the night.

By Rocket on Saturday, April 13, 2002 - 12:34 pm:  Edit

Her ass has gone J-Lo. She needs stair master or lipo these days..

By Aardvark on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 02:45 pm:  Edit

Actually, she recently went the "lipo" way as her stomach is flat and hard as a rock. Friday night early (10ish), she was begging me to take her out of there for a TLN as even as packed as the place was, she said "she" wasn't busy. Her tune changed later in the night as she became very busy and told me that guys were paying her $125 for a half an hour session.

BTW, her ass is magnificant and doesn't need lipo there!

Saturday night (actually Sunday morning), she was alone on the back dance floor swaying to the music with many guys wanting to buy her drinks which she was declining.

By Aardvark on Monday, April 15, 2002 - 10:05 pm:  Edit

@ 4 AM!

By stiltz on Wednesday, May 22, 2002 - 10:09 pm:  Edit

how old is she? I think its the same chica im thinking of, but she says shes 21. Called herself Alejandra.

By M3heat on Friday, May 24, 2002 - 02:19 am:  Edit

Has anyone seen Smith lately, if so does she still look as good as she does on the pictures? Let me know were I can find her or if you recommend anyone better than Smith at adelitos, chicagos, street, or etc. Thanks.

By Ootie on Sunday, June 02, 2002 - 04:18 pm:  Edit

Excerpt from 5/2002 trip report.

She still looks so gorgeous. I saw her pull up to AB in a gray Yukon SUV with California plates (the three letters VHH probably stand for Very Hard Hombre, which is what I become whenever I see her). It looked like she was trying to beg off of work, but she was unsuccessful at the attempt. She parked, and then disappeared into the AB hotel, never again to be seen that night (at least by me).

A Forgot to ask Smith if her lover Nicole was working at AB kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By Slick1 on Tuesday, September 17, 2002 - 07:39 pm:  Edit

Has anyone taken Smith/Michelle up for a threesome, and if so how was it?

By Hombre on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 11:37 am:  Edit

Photo link added

By Byron on Friday, September 27, 2002 - 02:25 pm:  Edit

Hombre

Could you please put a link to "Alejandra - Cuba - Adelita Bar" at the top of this thread, so that people can read my "prize-winning" (that's what Aardvark said) essay on how Smith met the man of her dream?

By Hombre on Monday, September 30, 2002 - 02:39 pm:  Edit

Posts from the Alejandra/Cuba thread were moved to the subtopic at the top of this thread. There's still an alphabetical listing under "A", but it links here.

By Ootie on Monday, October 07, 2002 - 11:10 pm:  Edit

What can I say? I still thinks she's one of the most gorgeous women in TJ. I pointed her out to a non-CH monger and she smiled my way. I'm scratching my head (both of them) wondering why I didn't take her to the hotel this trip.

An If Smith only knew how many hombres I've recommended to her kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By Robertx on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 11:36 am:  Edit

Smith is the prototypical chica who has a great whore look and the combination of these amazing eyes and her smile are almost irresistable at 2 am in Adelitas.
She is a much different story at 4 pm in a shopping mall. Her face at daylight looks worn and her eyes just sad and depressed. I have seen her twice outside the ZN, once in a mall once at a private event.
Believe me guys, if she is a 10 in the ZN, Tijuana is filled with 15s outside the ZN.

By Milkman on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 01:32 pm:  Edit

yes I agree tuff guy RobertX
I have seen her at the Cine and she is an average looking chica.

The problem is convincing these guys of that because they never leave the zona :(

Oh well
Milkman

By Ootie on Saturday, October 26, 2002 - 06:44 pm:  Edit

I once saw Dora and Elizabeth in Plaza Rio and they looked AWFUL. Actually they looked okay but after having seen them looking so hot in AB, the transformation for the worse was incredible. And the fact that they were toting kids didn't help much either.

An amazed kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By d'Artagnan on Sunday, November 03, 2002 - 04:45 am:  Edit

Smith was dressed as Mulan for Halloween. I have a feeling that no one knew who she was supposed to be, I thought she was supposed to be some kind of princess or something. She had to point to the little picture of Mulan on her costume for me to figure out who she was. I didn't see her do much business last night, but I wasn't really watching either.

By Godfather on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 02:19 pm:  Edit

I had a good experience with Smith. Admittedly, she looks better in the darkness of the club. Her face looks younger in the dark. Her body is pretty good for her age though. I would guess she is probably 33 years old. She told me 24 but no way that's true. I also thought it was interesting that she had an ass implant. She tried to tell me her ass was real but I could feel the implants and I could see the scar down the crack of her ass.

I had a good session with her. She didn't rush me at all and is actually a smart girl. She let me take one picture of her. She said if I wanted more I could buy them.

She is high volume. She told me most days she makes over $1,000 US.

By Godfather on Wednesday, November 13, 2002 - 08:37 pm:  Edit

Man, I just looked at the picture of Smith listed. I thought she looked MUCH better than the picture posted above. I'm not sure how old it is but I sent in a picture to Hombre.

By Robertx on Thursday, November 14, 2002 - 11:04 am:  Edit

You're way off with 33. I guess 24 is much closer to the truth. She just looks old for her age. 4 years in ZN will do that to anybody. Drugs and booze speed up this process, too.