Chicas who start working you the second the door clicks shut, or even walking to the room. The girls can be expert "sting" artists. I have four major pet peeves w/ these loser sting chicas in the room. Of course these all qualify the sg for automatic "One & Out" status. 1) Incessantly ask- "Aren`t you finished yet, Baby/Honey"? Even before the FIVE min. mark has elasped. So you`ll be hearing that dreaded ques. another dozen times or so! They are of the opinion that the period of time they sold you in "the agreement" is canceled should you cum prior to that time limit. 2)Cell phone useage in the room DURING the date. Don`t get me started on this fresh, hot pet peeve. Yes, I`ve lost/given up a few favorites for repeated Cell phone violations on my time. I lay down the law on this and they have a clear cut decision: keep a reg. client or lose me. 3)Impatiently looking at their Rolex every 90 seconds or so. NOBODY is that bad of a judge of estimating 15 mins. So bored, so disinterested, so in a hurry to return to their spot on the wall. Makes for quite the unromantic, uninspired, fuck backless, time pressurized session you didn`t have in mind when you purchased her 15 mins. 4)Lastly, allow me to present the A-1 saleslady who continually offers "Add-ons". Basically a ready extra price for everything you might want to do w/ her. Doesn`t matter if she "set you up" on the street by agreeing to something in the original price. Here`s one for expert mongers: name a sg who has done ALL FOUR to you. (She`ll stick out in your memory bank I`m sure). My list to follow. Adelita.

O.K. gentlemen. Here are my list of top offenders of Major Pet Peeves. Isabelle Mini Hotel doorway days; Margarie Mini hotel days taxi stand; Lucero/Lucy Rio Nileo entrance afternoons; Brenda 100 peso afternoons across from the chicken stand using the Teresa Hotel; Jessica using the Najera afternoons/eves. Between the najera mini mkt. and the Monaco Bar. Lastly Jaqueline, no description- but may be the mini`s Ice Queen extordinaire. At least Bob`s Brenda starts low so you have some room for purchasing her add-ons. The others start you high and go higher! B.S. Most mongers are trained well enough to negotiate everything on the street for this exact reason. When you don`t- you`re setting yourself up for a outrageously expensive session per minute.

Thanks for the reminder briefing. I proposed to another hobbyist the other day that maybe we should write eveything on a little paper and have them sign it before going upstairs.

Sounds ridiculous, I know, just brainstorming though.

Write in Span. or Eng. or both. Would we take it to the Mexican Judge Judy if she broke the agreement? Some will have to put an X on the dotted line you know. I think it`s part of the power trip some sg`s are on. Setting up a sting and ripping off a whetto gringo who basically has NO NADA recourse for payback. Where the hell is Mel Gibson (or Clint Eastwood) when we need them the most? The absolute only way we can get a little satisfacation is to try to prevent the very worst- blatant- offenders from doing it all the time or as much as they would love to. That`s by this watchdog society of monger brotherhood. I feel especially bad for guys who visit TJ only twice a year and draw one of these rip-off artists as their date!

Sorry guys, Brain freeze -again. I left out my biggest pet peeve of all: #5) THE TALKER! About anything and everything. Wants to tell you her latest problem- like you can fix it. Feels like running over her life story- on your dime. Just plain discusses current events. Put a cork in it Bitch, I`m not paying you to talk w/ me. (Usually you couldn`t get a whole sentence outta her on the street...)

Dr. "ice queen" jeckel and Mrs. Hyde phenomenon. Super sweet on the streets, then ice queen in the bedroom, even b4 you get naked. :}

soc

And things go downhill once the clothes come off. Worst of the worst. OR Is this the one where she takes your $ up front then refuses to disrobe? A 'bad attitude' eager to burn another Whetto.

Sorry to say it was the latter that has happened to me. Only once, then I learned my lesson. Now it's sexo first, dinero despues, ideally

soc

I`ve had some who refused to take the $ after the session. Demanded it up front. Usually I draw a fine thin line on the Quality of chica who I let get away w/ this stunt. The lower level SG claims her fine, upstanding Mexi clients just leave after the session w/out paying. Threatening her if she plans to say a word.

Reading a comic book or English condom package warning label while you 'plow her'. Counts her money, especially the change while you 'plow her'. Balances her checkbook or makes out her shopping list while in doggie position. Sings or hums to kill her boredom while you 'plow her'. These would be considered big-time violations of sexual etiquete, not that Dear Abby or Dr. Ruth has confirmed it.

After sex and showers, chica turns on the light...ouch...lots of make up and scars to look at.
Inside the club, chica has the look of a vampire, incapable of smiling or show any emotion.
Inside the club, chica seems happy to see you to only ask you to buy her a beer...
Stinking pussy...
Bad breath...
Dirty looking...
Money upfront...
No shower...
Chica leaves room while you are still showering...
Chica refuses to pose for photos...
Chica keeps ordering drinks while seated with you...
Chica looks for flies while getting fucked in mission...
Chica who double bags...
Chica with loose pussy...
Chica who has no clue on faking enjoying herself...
Chica who talks dirty in English during sex...
Chica who gives 1 min cbj...
Chica with c-scar...
Chica who thinks lubricant is cheap...
Chica who asks you to go up within 30 seconds...
Chica who grabs some of your body parts to only insult you after being turned down...
Chica who asks to get early knock...
Chica who fakes being jealous...
Chica who stalks...
Chica who complains you never talk to them...
Chica who complains you have never fucked them...
Chica who provides 1/2 and 1/2.
Chica who tries to beat the 12 min session.
Chica who spits out on the floor after giving cbj.
Chica who refuses to have shower together.
Chica who likes to fuck with no lighting.
Chica who regresses servicewise upon repeat sessions.
Chica working during her period.

"Reading a comic book or English condom package warning label while you 'plow her'."

I experienced one of the ultimate though unintentional chica insults one night recently in the Jalos with a CC chica. She got deeply involved in a movie on the TV (non-porno) while I went down on her. I didn't really care since it is never my priority to sexually please a chica during a short term session...I'm paying and it is my pleasure that matters. However, her behavior was an unpleasant surprise since I had been "marinating" this chica downstairs for a month and she showed every indication of being ready to melt in my mouth. I made out with her panocha for my pleasure and I almost preferred her total disinterest to the usual fake display of pleasure.

The good news is that everything turned around 100% after the DATY was done. The chica got her motor running and turned in one of the most outstanding energetically committed pornographic performances I've ever enjoyed in CC...she really did put it all out there and we both had a great time for 40 minutes or more (no knock on a quiet Sunday night). She never looked at the TV again until we were out of the shower and dressing.

How about the one that was spitting at me and cursing me in Spanish while I was sticking it to her?

"How about the one that was spitting at me and cursing me in Spanish while I was sticking it to her?"

Sounds like Gaby of Cascadas.. If you could only read her mind.. What a little bitch she can be..

Gaby? En serio? My experience with her has been business like at first, but never a bitch. Did you try sin condom ATM or something? HA!