In honor of the upcoming Fiesta VIII, here is my trip report from Fiesta VII
which I tried many times and hours in the past to post and was unsuccessful....

On Saturday August 2nd I decided I was going to head for the big Fiesta and wanted to arrive early so I could find the Pedestrian bridge, walk into TJ and relax for awhile at some of the strip clubs.
Somehow the best made plans do not get executed. I got hung up doing hours of research on the chica reports, street girls and hotels. Next thing I know it is 4:30pm and am I flying out the door to make sure I get to the border during daylight hours.
Well as soon as I got onto the 405 south freeway for the normally 2:15 hr or so drive to the border it pretty much became hurry up and wait. The freeway was jammed packed worse than rush hour traffic during the week. Where the fuck are all these mofos going at 4:30 on a Saturday afternoon? Didn’t they know I needed to get to a Fiesta and fuck some hot looking chicas? Apparently not as it took me 1.5 hours just to go about ten miles. Finally about Long Beach things opened up a bit, a few more pockets of traffic most notably out of nowhere a huge dead stop jam right after Camp Pendleton. As I sat in traffic once again and starred at the numerous houses off to the side of the rode I wondered to myself why TJ was not always even more jam-packed then it already was. Don’t all the hundreds of thousands of dudes living within striking distance like banging chicas on a regular basis?

I finally arrived at the border as it was getting dark around 8:00. A full 3.5 hours. I was hungry and did not know there would be food at the fiesta so I stopped at the Outlet Park for some dinner. When I was done I pulled into the 24-hour parking and proceeded to follow the crowds across the border. I stopped and bought some pesos with the full intention of trying to get the local rate with some of the hottie street girls. Silly me to think I could pull this off. I stood and observed some people turning right before the taxi stand and thought maybe they were going for the Pedestrian bridge. It turns out later in the night I find out my instincts were correct but since I was anxious to get to the Fiesta I took a cab to AB. Paid my usual $5 plus a $1 tip and took a quick look inside AB. Nothing special as of 8:30 or so. I took a quick walk over to CC.
Lots of girls but zero of interest to me. I proceeded to take a quick walk down the alley and scout out a few street girls. Noticed a couple of cute ones and headed over to La Tropa to meet the guys.

I knew no one so when I walked in it was a bit awkward for me. I asked the doorman for Sampson and he pointed him out to me. I introduced myself to Sampson and he pointed out some guys and their handles to me. I grabbed a beer and started walking up and introducing myself to different guys. Not an easy thing for me to do normally. Everyone I met was pretty cool and after a nice chit chat with Father Lust? I was talking to Robert Johnson and he offered to take me on a tour of the street girl scene. We walked down the alley and got some names of some chicas that I was interested in and continued on to scout out HK,Miami, Tropical, Las Chevalas, AB and CC. AB at this time around ten was absolutely packed. Could not even walk in the door so we headed over to CC. I did however see Lorena across the room of AB. Hard to miss her in her white lace (as in snow/ice) outfit appropriate with her usual icy cold stare.

Over at CC at this time was not so bad, lots of girls but easy to maneuver, however only saw one girl of interest. A tall brunette, a tiny bit wider than I like with huge fake boobs and wearing a white outfit which highlighted her dark tan. She like many girls these days was sporting braces. Robert talked to her and I’d her as Giselle. He told me to pass on her as he had a rushed experience with her at AB.

With no must dos lined up we decided to head back to La Tropa and catch the stage show and talk with more of the guys. WE arrived right in the middle of a two-girl show. Two girls totally naked on stage and Sampson tried to get me to go on stage and strip down with the girls. The stage was all watered down and the girls were not my type so I respectfully declined. I chatted with some more of the guys just as Nahhee jumped on stage and got naked with the ladies.

At that point Silver offered to give me another tour of the street girls so we headed back out to the streets while Nahhee was having a blast on stage. Silver and I discovered we have much the same tastes and we talked to several of the girls we both like.

I wanted to check out the other clubs one more time before I chose my first chica of the night. Miami, HK, Tropical and Las Chevalas were still lacking in my type of talent so we popped in to AB once again.
This place was wall to wall with guys. Did not even get past the curtain.

We headed over to CC and now it was almost as bad as AB but interestingly enough besides Gisele there were no other hotties that interested me. They must have all been off on TLN with their rich Asian boyfriends or something as I never saw any lookers on all my visits the rest of the night except for Gisele. This was a first for me as CC has always had my types available in the past even on Wednesdays.

Silver and I decided to go back to the alley and line up some action. I wanted to for Vanessa in front of Miami with her huge rack but she was gone so I decide I would go for choice two who was Isabelle.
Cute, Petite girl standing in the Cascades entrance East Side. She is 5’4 in heels, cute smile with dimples and long dark brown hair. She looked as if she had a large rack but alas I was fooled by the ole push up bra.

I walked up to Isabelle and was very friendly as I said my few words of Spanish, Hello and what is your name, etc. She immediately asked me up to the room and I said Offered dos cien pesos, biente minutos, sin ropas, vamos. She in a razor like second said no, $10 dollars more. I did not expect this and did not know how to respond. I did not want to walk as I had already decided that she would be my warm up girl.

At that point silver walked over and asked how things were going and I told him not too good as she had turned down my offer and asked for $10 more for sin ropas. Silver said she was worth it and that I should go for it so I did. After all what is a mere $10 when you lose a year and half worth of daily chica money in a mere two days in the CSCO/tech sell off like I did. Man that hurt.

So Isabelle and I walked upstairs to Cascades and since I had negotiated twenty minutes with Isabelle, I politely but firmly said biente minutos to the desk guy as I handed him my five. He equally firmly snapped back quince (15 minutes). So much for my pre knowledge and negotiating skills. I can’t believe I actually got pesos thinking I was going to get a hottie for 100 pesos when I did not even get her for the normal 200 pesos. As we were walking to the room she asked my name and held my hand. Inside the room I got naked she kept the lights on, I love this about street girls and she revealed her petite little body was actually only sporting tiny b cups. Damn was I disappointed. Plus she had a bit of roll around her gut which was also unexpected. She was friendly though and constantly smiling.

She immediately put on a condom before I was erect and started stroking me saying suckie suckie indicating she wanted me to get hard so she could give me a blow job. Well I don’t know what happened but I was having problems. This was the first time this has happened to me as first of all I had at least one week of MSB and I had only one beer at the fiesta and that had been three hours ago. I think the problem was clearly I just was not into her after losing in negotiations with her and the desk guy then seeing her little tits when I though they were much bigger. She was a trooper though I tried to communicate to her to sucky sin condom but she ignored me and just motioned to “touch pussy” ie fuck her to get more erect. Even that did not help much and at this point I was in total panic as I did not understand what the hell was happening. I have previously written that I am in excellent lean shape and eat well. I eat lots of broccoli and blueberries so I have to chalk it up to a lack of interest. I fucked her at less than full mast for the fifteen minutes and then the dreaded knock. She shouted something and I tried to explain that she had promised twenty minutes not fifteen but she got dressed and said something like me go or you have to pay $5 more. She just used toilet paper to clean up and I took my good-natured time doing a sink clean up. When I was sufficiently ready I exited the room and tipped the cleaner $1. I proceeded downstairs and updated Silver with the mishap. I immediately decided to pop a 25 mg Vitamin V and went on another tour of the clubs with Silver.
By this time Silver decided to retire to his Cascades estate and I kept making rounds occasionally bumping into guys like Porker, Erip, Curiousone, etc and joining them on their trips up the hill into what I call the danger zone. I just don’t feel safe going up the hill.

After about an hour, I walked into AB and sure enough Vitamin V was working just fine as I sprung wood walking past a very hot looking half-naked Smith? This girl was standing on the back stage talking to some gringo topless, with brunette or light brown hair, long but up, tall, thin, her exposed fake boobs covered by two black pasties and a nice short mini bottom highlighting a nice ass and sexy legs. Damn I was ready to grab her but I was heading out to grab another street girl. I also saw three other hotties who were also busy talking and I needed to get the hell away from them before I had full wood because were super hot and really turning me on.

I ran out the door and quickly headed back around to the alley where I was hoping to catch Jackie just east of the mini hotel entrance. In my July 9th report I mentioned I saw a girl who Ramona I’d as Jessica the clock watcher well her name is actually Jackie and reviewed here as such but when I asked her name she said Alejandra. 80% of the friggin girls I like are named Alejandra, I don’t get it, as Silver clearly knows her as Jackie.


Jackie and Erica were both standing together so I did not want to approach until the other was gone since I want to do both but don’t want the other to see me with her friend. I walked down the street smiled at Isabelle and waited for Erica or Jackie to go up. Finally Erica was gone so I approached Jackie and very friendly asked her name again, (I talked to her earlier with Silver) and when she asked me to the room, I said once again dos cien pesos, sin ropas, vamos. She said no, and countered me but I did not understand her sounded like she was saying “ a little m--------“ She was very apologetic about it and was indicating no I really can’t do it for that I need just a little extra or something like that. Damn I need to learn Spanish.
I told her no, stick to $20 no sin ropas and we went up and I did not even bother to try to negotiate for sucky or extra time. She seemed friendly and affectionate as we walked hand in hand down the walkway paid the room fee, I was handed the condom and upstairs we went. She said como Te llama and through me off for a second then I told her my name.

Inside the room, off came the black knee high boots and off one leg and rolled in to the other leg came the panty hose. Isabelle had no panty hose so this was the first time that I saw the famous street girl move.
I laid down on the bed and she said something like uh oh you already had one and asked me what number she was. I told her only number dos and she did a few strokes to get little Maximus awake, slipped on the condom and said fucky fucky yeah. She asked me if I knew any other Spanish and I shred the few lines I knew and it was total silence as I fucked her for fifteen minute missionary. I occasionally complimented her but it was very weird fucking a half-clothed girl with small tits in complete silence. It was actually a bit boring except when she occasionally got into it a little by wrapping her legs around me.

Personally I liked her but still prefer even a dead fish trophy fuck at AB. To me I just need the visual stimulation of a thin, hot babe with a perfect d cup fake rack, tight tiny round ass and long thin legs. It just turns me on more no matter how many times they yell feeenish, feenish.

I guess I must not of lasted the whole fifteen minutes since I did not hear a knock. She did a toilet paper wipe (what is up with these girls and I did a sink clean up. She asked me if I was married and told her I was single. She said she would wait for me outside as I got dressed. I exited the room and noticed a small shrine to Our Lady of Guadalupe. Don’t these girls understand that being hookers is slapping Our Lady in the face? I guess not since the shrines are everywhere. Apparently they must teach a different type of Catholicism in Mexico.

As I walked down the hall, Jackie was waiting for me in front of the mirror at the end of the hall on the second floor. We walked downstairs together and she hugged me good bye. I went on my way back over to AB. Somehow it was now nearly 4 am and although there was four hotties I wanted to fuck badly, I knew I had to get on the road back to LA. I did take a few minutes inside AB to find out hottie number one was Sharon. (surprisingly not reviewed here) She was 5’9 in heels, thin, killer ass and legs and big fake d cup boobs protruding through her white long dress like outfit. She had long blonde hair and was so so in the face. Similar to Lorena in the face but with a million times more personality. She was even giving free feels and flashes to he drunk guys as they grabbed her. I grabbed her and asked her name. She said Sharon, immediately pulled me to her, grabbed my cock and said, “ Do you want to fuck”? Boy did I but for some reason (tired) (long drive ahead) (just dumped a load) I said no I can’t, I have to go and I just fucked somebody and doubt I can get it up but maybe next week. I walked away and she told her friend (a gordita)
What I said and the friend laughed and commented about the fact that I could not get it up.

I also wanted to do Smith? And then there was a very skinny short blonde with a huge fake rack, killer tiny ass and legs and very short boyish cut blonde hair. In a white top and white hot pants. She was sort of trailer trash hot looking. Anyone know her?

The last hottie I wanted was a short blonde with hair over the ears to the shoulder wearing jeans and a bra top exposing massive d or DD fake boobs. I asked her name and she said ----------- Yep you guessed it
Another Alejandra, What the fuck is going on with me and these girls? That is four Alejandras out of 7 girls in two trips.

This Alejandra spoke good English and told me she only worked Fri, Sat, and Sunday. I told her I would visit her this SAT, said good night and headed out the door into a waiting cab.

The cab ride back to the border was quite bizarre. The driver took some long about route I have never been on before as I went through three traffic circles and don’t ever remember even one. Thankfully the area looked ok as I was wondering where the fuck am I going. I stayed calm and eventually ended up at the end of the pedestrian line. I’ve never been dropped off on this side ever. The Pedestrian line was virtually non existent at 4:15 am on a Saturday night. How can this be as on Wed July 9th the wait was one hour. This time I walked all the way up to the metal detector at the border crossing without stopping once. Once inside it was only five minutes to get to US grounds. I followed group of guys up the street and over the freeway to the 24-hour parking and headed home once again a satisfied Hombre. I made it home about 7am and slept until noon when I had to get up for my softball game, which we won 16-0. I spent Sunday night sleeping and much of Monday napping as well. That is the residual effect of TJ that I dislike.


I will note that I was a bit empty though. Neither of the Street girls took any interest in me, no fake compliments, nothing. Very weird. The only TJ girl ever to compliment me or show interest was a girl named Luc Elena who I did at AB in 2001. She was a very excellent session and had a great body and great personality. My summation of the Street girl scene is that there is not much to it. There is basically at most ten girls that interest me, some can negotiate better deals, I didn’t, some can get the chicas to fall for them,
I don’t and in general none of the SG’s can compete with the look I find in AB and CC. I will continue to sharpen my SG skills using the 15 minutes as a first shot since I usually can only last 15 minutes on a first shot anyway so why pay $60+11+1 when I can warm up with $20+5+1?

In closing I apologize for another 3 hour typing epic but I like to give the blow by blow details.
Also of note is that although it is 5:30 am I am still planning to head to TJ later tonight Saturday.

It's too late to edit and I just noticed the last paragraph no longer applies as this was written three weeks ago.
There also may have been a statement or two that was time specific to when I wrote it.

BTW I did not end up going back to TJ the following Saturday. I was to meet up with a fellow Hombre but he had to go a day earlier instead.

Nice detailed report.

In re: She immediately put on a condom before I was erect and started stroking me saying suckie suckie indicating she wanted me to get hard so she could give me a blow job.

Interesting. strange logic. women typically give me head to get me up. Did she try the BJ or refuse it because you weren't hard enough?

soc

Thanks Socrates69,

Isabelle declined to do a BBJ because she either did not understand me or most likely it was not in her regular program or at least not for me,
not sure why she did not even try a covered BJ

Although now that i think of it,
she did agree to "everything" for the higher price downstairs.

Damn where is my negotiater/interpreter when I need them?

(Message edited by maximus743 on August 28, 2003)

Maximus, it was nice meeting you at the fiesta and its aftermath.

I wouldn't be so hard on myself about your negotiating skills or lack thereof. It sounds like you were attempting to get a session from the alley's version of 'Hottie Central' during prime time on a Saturday night, and with your near complete lack of Spanish (if it's non-existent, try making the deal in English or using 1-2 word sentences, aka baby talk. The girls will get the picture) probably got quickly marked as a newbie. Don't worry, we were all there once, just keep trying.

If you go for the boob jobbed freshly lipo'd girls then AB and CC will have plenty to help you pitch a tent before you decide to take them up without any help from Vitamin V. You might want to get there early someday and look for Gloria the dancer at Adelitas, whose fake rack is WAY over the top.

This weekend's fiesta indeed seems as if it will be out of control. Wish I could be there, but I want to take the next trip to SE Asia a lot more!

Hi Porker,

Thanks for the advice/info/analogy.
Yes I do love the fake boobs.
As I've mentioned before, PLASTIC IS FANTASTIC.

I/we will certainly miss you.

Great to stroll La Coahuila with you, Max! Nice, too, to see your version of that evening.

I can appreciate your hesitancy about walking south on Constitucíon, "up that hill." I just stay alert, making it obvious that I am watching my back, and keep my pepper spray handy. Don't get so wrapped up in las chicas, as to be oblivious to whose around you.

That said, one of these nights, I've a feeling someone's going to hold me up with a knife or gun. The latter has been simulated, twice, already. Neither time, tho, did they get much. Except a bit of my sense of security, for awhile. Which is a lot, when it's missing.

Maximus, one major problem with your negotiating is that you start where you want to end. If your goal is to get sin ropas and a BJ for $20 you must start lower. Next time try to start with $15, she'll counter with $25 or $30, then you counter again with $20.

Even if the chica is pleased with your initial offer she'll still counter offer. If it is the chica that starts negotiations you are expected to counter offer also.

Good point Snapper.

I keep forgetting that all of TJ is known for negotiating. Whenever I shop on REV, I always way undercut listed prices.

The chicas especially AB hotties are much tougher at holding the price. With street vendors I don't care if I don't get my price because I just walk.
Whereas with AB chicas or SG hotties, they are the best of the best and I've already made up my mind that they are my choice and I don't usually have the I'll walk mentality.

Worth the measley extra $10 bucks or so for someone I want but I, like many hombres prefer to get the deals / extras as others do.

Hell, when I am in your hometown, that $10/$20 can last only 10 seconds sometimes on a hand of Black jack.

See you at the fiesta.