Hi guys
Recently I have been emailed and Inboxed about Las Pulgas. Thanks to catocony a few people will be checking this place out and I have been dragged into this
But after some new recent events that just took place I may not be able to leave the party so early but we will see. Guys from the board have asked tons of questions about this please so here is the Pulgas 101 info Guide. Feel free to email me with any questions.
I used to hit this place about twice a week and really made it my home. I havent been there in a while but its still the same and to me the easiest place to score a TJ chica. I stopped writing reports on it for a few reasons 1. it was the same thing over and over and 2. I didnt know if you guys got bored of it
I have been here and have had great time with Jocannon, Daytimer , headnsouth , Jaracho , Hornymike , Chiquito and lots of other members of the board and also Ben although he was absolutely disgusted that they carded at the door to make sure no girls under 18 came in.
I have met lots of girls here and have had some of my best times in Tj at this disco
here is the info below along with some older trip reports below.
Pulgas 101
You wait a few minutes to get inside. Once frisked you are in the disco room, you are surrounded by thumping music, beautiful women, bucket & buckets of beer!! You take a glance at the dancefloor and see girls, girls & more girls dancing up a storm and their bra-less shirts working up a decent sweat so you can see right through them!
This is the disco section, you will hear music from Ricky Martin, Elvis crespo, el general,Dr. Dre, the Beatles, Elvis and other classic artists. No, I am not joking on the last 2 artists. You will find Spanish pop music, reggae, merengue, salsa, disco, rap, and American oldies songs. I have seen the crowd go wild when they play oldies , Mexicans love American music! The age group in this room ranges from 18 to 60 with the average age around 21.
This is the second largest room and most user friendly to get around in. If and when I do see whiteys they stay in this room. The girls in this area seem to dress less than the girls in the other areas. Lots of eyecandy here -- be prepared to have your heartbroken many times over! Next to it is the Chinalana room (not the way its spelled ) -- sorry.
This is the Milksters slaughterhouse, this is where I slay the most chickens !! the crowd is a bit older 20 - 50 range with the average around 28. This room is the 2nd smallest of all 5 rooms and at times can get hot. It has a country western feel to it and they play Norteno, romantica , cumbia and banda but mostly Norteno.
They have a great romantic music set for about 15 mins and if you find the right chica boom your in! This is what the disco room lacks -- closeness you dance with a chica and she is about 30 feet away from you but in this room you can be cheek to cheek! The girls in this room are more mature than the girls in the disco area. On Saturdays they have an upstairs to this room which is mainly for couples.
The next room is the biggest room and can fit half the zona in! It is the Video bar room. This is where the bands come to play -- they have a huge stage and tons of big screen TV's and smaller TV's that play music videos or when the band is playing close-ups of the band. The age range here is 20 through 50 and the average age is around 26. This area can have the most couples of all 3 rooms and when a band is playing, it is tough to find a good seat as most is reserved. They play mostly band in here with some cumbia mixed in.
They have a 4th and 5th room also which of mostly open on fridays and Saturdays , one is an upstairs extension to the Norteno room , 98 percent couples so don't bother traveling to this room.The other room is directly upstairs from the bathrooms where the disco area meets the Norteno room and is like a miniature of the disco room , they play mostly spanish rock/pop and cumbia in here , decent very clean area that has 30 percent couples. Age range in here is like 20's.
Outside the disco room as you enter Pulgies is the hot-dog stand, the hot-dogs here are not as good as the stands outside but they will do! Right next to this booth is the jacket or bag check in. For 10 pesos you can check in whatever you have and no need to worry about it being stolen! They will give you a ticket and just return the ticket at the end of the night to claim your items. The waiters here are the best TJ has to offer.
They will not rip you off and will not hound you. Cheeseplates are not present here. They make very good money here and I always tip them well. The drinks here are some of the cheapest prices on rev Ave and TJ as well. So drink up and enjoy. Safety is no concern here, they have both uniformed officers here plus plainclothes police and tons of security guards -- at least 25 on hand during busy nights and during some concerts I have seen over 50 and that number doesn't include the plainclothes officers.
What kind of chicas come here Milk ? Answer: everykind you can think of, skinny chicas n fat chicas , young chicas , old chicas !!
If they were made -- they are here -- something for everyone. The girls generally do not have attitudes and will simply say no to you if they do not want to dance. Just remember there are tons of guys that come up to these girls every 5 mins , so they can get kinda clammy on you! There are girls that are married that are here on "the girls night out" and just want to dance. There are some girls that just want to party and have fun. There are some girls from the zona and strip clubs that want to relax and unwind. Then there are some girls looking for a date, or a fuck or a relationship. Just go there and be yourself and have the right mindframe while you are there.
Remember the girls are not making money while dancing with you and most are not putas. You will need to work to get a date. Ben who is one of the smartest guys I met on this board -- made the right assumption about me and this place -- I like the chase, it is a challenge for me here. Almost like a video game because I have lots of credits left! If I lose one night a come right back for more, almost like Rocky except girls are not beating me up. If you come here with a bunch of guys, I recommend the disco room. Plan to spend around 15 to 25 dollars for your drinks for the night! A little more if you run into some chicas! On what night to go can be tricky , fridays and saturdays are a sure thing. Sundays you will find some zona girls and singles here.
During the week you will find a lot of zona girls here on their days off. Mondays , Tuesdays can be dead Wednesdays are good , Thursdays are good every day can be different , once i came on a tuesday and saw lots of people and lots of hot chics. Dress is important here, some guys have already bought milkster approved clothing and that's what I wear! Do not come here with clothes that looks like you just washed dishes at Denny's with!
Come here looking suave -- the chicas like it! And the age thing I do not buy! You should see some of these girls with guys that could be their father or grandpa! Most of the locals dress in tight jeans with boots - the western look. Watch out for the drink whores, they will just want you to buy them drinks, expensive drinks and will kick you out when they drink it all. I have showed Grachuss and Gmon some drink whores, they are very pretty and are heartbreakers. There are only a handful of these chicas around. Please if you go let us know how you did! It took me 4 times until I had a good time and appreciated what the owner has turned this place into. The cover charge ranges from 3 bucks to 5 bucks on the weekends. The weekdays it can vary but mostly it is free. Before any of you cheap bastards complain about the cover charge just remember that you will make it up on the drink prices. Overall just have a good time.
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HI guys.
i have lots of info and posts that will be on 3 different subjects.This is the first one about last night at Las Pulgas.
This is one of my favorite clubs to go to for many reasons - no gringos = no scams , also no kids from san deigo , very rarely is there a fight or scuffle , and one small reason i go there often - THE HOT CHICAS !!!!
Last week when i went with one of my chicas there a waiter told us about a decent banda band from Sonora that would be playing sunday so i went last night.
i met a girl at a ficha bar friday that i was gonna meet her and go together.
i showed up at las pulgas late and caught most of the show , the place was packed , i love coming here during the concerts because there are always hot girls that show up for these bands.
Well last night was no different - 30 pesos was a bargain for the show - great band and i saw the most amazing girl !!!
She had a face that ranked a 6 out of 10 but a body that could melt hell !!!
This girl wore a very very tight blue demin outfit that showed all her curves.
i watched her go in and out of the bathroom a few times during the concert and made eye contact twice.
If you know Las Pulgas i was standing near the entry way near the standup bar with some other solos where you can see most of the action.
Finally after the concert she goes again to the bathroom this time i looked around and found out where she was sitting.
Perfect !! - she was alone - was she ?
A few guys went up to her and asked her to dance she just waved them off but i knew if i didnt ask her to dance or talk to her i would not be able to forgive myself the next day.
So there i go and instead of asking her - i just sit next to her and she smiles and says hola - i ask her if she speaks english - she replied no and asked if i speak spanish - i told her a little.
At this point i am very excited - like a kid in a candy store !!!
( to me i have already scored because she didnt tell me to take a hike )
she asked me if i lived here and i told her no Chula Vista - about 5 mins into talking to her i get the tap on the shoulder - this can only mean one thing - BOYFRIEND!
I turn around and look up and i do mean up and here is huge guy all geared up in his cowboy outfit - telling me to get up " she is with me "
i apologized and then he noticed i was a gringo and said in english no problem.
At this point my dreams were shattered - she was amazing.
So i did the Milkman type of thing and sent the waiter over and bought them a round on me.
i knew he wasnt gonna start anything because when they have their concerts - half the people there are police officers and security.
but i know i made a couple new friends - so in the future when they see me there, maybe they will introduce me to her sister !!!
After all this i forgot to look up the girl i was supposed to meet here - oh well
I really love this place.
Lots of room , places to sit , cheapest drinks on rev.
nice people - the waiters are not hounds and treat you with respect.
And all age groups from 20's to 40's.
99.9 percent mexicans.
Lots of music choices - a banda room , disco room which places spanish rock aka. thalia , elvis crespo , ricky martin , reggae , and english music too from the oldies to current pop and dance music.
The banda room is perfect with lots of space decent size dance floor and last night it wasn't an over normally it is 100 degrees but i think they had the air conditioner on !!
Even thou my heart got killed last night , it was one of the best nights i had there.
i Really think if that tough guy wasnt around i would have scored with her.
I am also gonna get some banda gear so i can fit in - boots - the shirts ect... but no hat !
I think this would be fun for me to try out and see if i get a better responce when i am in the banda section.
SPanish is almost must here if you want to pick up girls.
i come here 2 times a week - once with one of my chicas and sundays solo .
There was a couple guys who asked about a dress code - last night i saw guys with sneakers , shitty pants , ect.. so i quess not.
i will be there this wednesday with a girl i met a few weeks ago here - a little hot 20 year old with a very cute face and tight ass !!
if you want to hook up with us and have a few drinks let me know
take care
milkman
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HI
I missed the few people that emailed me and was gonna meet me there.i got there at 10:00 pm - but before that , we went out for tacos - on rev ave on the less busy side - i think across from animale club there is a large parking lot and taco shop - the worst tacos i have ever had.
i had the pastor tacos and they were dry and didn't have any taste to them.
anyways we get to las pulgas and i look for some fellow mongers that emailed me about going there too.
i did see 2 gringos at the bar at the far end
( that was me staring at you )
and 1 gringo near the open air section by himself.
( open air section is where they close the walls at night and open them during the day so you can see the bar. )
i was in all black with a brown and black shirt.
my girl was in a tight red & black snake pattern shirt with black shiny pants.
i stayed around until 11 pm then left to the other room for the banda concert.
they had the opening band that was from sonora
( nothing special )
and the main band was agua caliente - they were decent and for the first time i danced a lot !!
normally i only dance 3 or 4 times a night.
this time i was up there the whole night.i make it a point to get certain girls attention while i am with one of my amigas that way when i go alone - and see one of them i have an edge and the door is half way open !too bad some of you didnt come and hook up with us. Across the table i was at was 3 hot chicas ages from 25ish to 30's and too my surprise only a few guys asked them to dance and nobody sent them over drinks. If you were they with us i guarantee you would have either got some dancing action or i could have inviting them to our table cause we already had one girl at the table and that would of helped break the ice.anyways i hope i see one of those girls again we had a few good staring matches.i do see one of the adelita trophy girls there a lot.
she is the dark skinned one with long curly dirty blonde hair and a killer body and smile ( i dont know any of their names becuase i do not frequent adelitas) - she goes with the same guy always - probaly her tough guy boyfriend that doesn't work and lives off her. i am not too sure if any of you went last night but when there was a few gringos around i saw a really hot blonde mexican that was tall with a shirt white mini skirt and i saw a small mexican guy score with her and invited her to his table and she accepted !!
she was like a 10 !!! ( i wasnt to sure if they planned to meet there but from the looks of it- it was a clean pickup.did any of you see this guy score !!! ?>??this place rocks !!!!i always tell you about how the waiters here are the best - heres another reason why.
while watching the concert - i saw a waiter come over and take 5 bottles of beer from a bucket
( i was thinking why was he doing this ? )
the people were not at the table and dancing.
so what does he do ?
gets a new bucket with fresh ice and replaces it - top notch service !!for the price you pay here for drinks you would think the service would be poor but its TJ at is finest !! i saw 2 ficha girls that know me very well and luckily didnt ruin it with my amiga - but both did stare at me( lol )i am sick of the ficha bars recently with their quality of girls - i might just stick to pulgas and use the ficha bars as my walk home watering holes.i did poke my head into tropical and yes the hot bus must have stopped there - lots of young hot chicas there.was anybody there last night around 2 or 230
i did see a guy that resembles the self description of a few fellow mongers here.and the milkmans 2 nd worst nightmare !
why does a hot young very bonita natural girl have to change her look and dress like a whore to get more business ?i met a girl at one of the smaller bars a few months ago that was very hot right off the bus just had a kid and was so naturally beautiful and we made plans to go out to the movies ect..
but with her 3rd shift and working all the time we never got together.i have seen her once or twice since them and we kissed and just said hello.well the milkmiester pokes his head into LC bar last night and then i went across the street to tropical but when i weas crossing a waiter starts yelling at me ( i thought he was just barking for me to come back to LC )
so after my 3 min trip into tropical both thie waiter and blonde chica are waving at me to come over .
i do not reconize her , so i keep walking , then she starts doing back flips , summersaults ect to get my attention .
( ok i went a little far with the backflips ect.. but you get my point ) so i go to see where the fire is and she comes up to me hola - you no remember me - i was so unhappy with her - she might as well as be a street girl now.
she looks terriblebleached blonde hair and her next door girl outfits are in the trash and stripper outfits are in !i told her i would see her sunday - i am gonna give her the businessnext thing you will know is she will be plastic and all she needs now is to wait 10 more years and she will fit right in to adelitas.oh well i cant save everybody ( lol ) well take care and see you guys friday
milkman
Thankfully reytj came through again and reminded me about this event.I was not gonna go becuase i hate when it is really crowded there.So having not been there since last friday i thought it would be a good idea on going sunday night.I went around rev ave looking for some of my "local TJ" amigos - i found one that i am very good friends with and we hit Las Pulgas around 1am.The cover charge was 60 pesos and they had all rooms open as usual - to my surprise it wasnt as packed for this highly advertised event - it was like any other normal sunday - lots of hot chicas and places to sit down.i do not spend time in the disco area anymore - just like the 2 other rooms becuase you can get closer to the chicas.if and when whiteys come they stay in the disco area 90 percent of the time.on fridays you need to come early to find a seat and saturdays -" forget about it donnie"
- you will not find any seats as most are reserved - except in the disco room.So my last 3 trips here were not exciting at all so i havent posted anything new about my adventures becuase i didnt want to sound like a gloomy glug.
i went my last 3 times acting like Antoine Walker i came in ego trippin and fell short each time but tonight i was Iverson and everything was going in !!!
My friend who has lived in tj his whole life rarely goes to Las Pulgas but last night changed his nightlife rhythm.He is now a life time " Pulga " like myselfWe are both alike in many ways and our ex novias are best friends and that is how i met this guy.He is a decent looking guy 25 and can be classified as a tough guy.So i did my usual routine and walked around each room looking for my stop signs
( chicas that stare at you) 2 reasons chicas will stare at you - you are funny looking & providing their nightime laugh or your decent looking and they are interested
We saw some good looking chicas in the smaller banda room staring at us so we sat down next to them.Like i said for a 13 year bash it wasnt filled to capacity but was jumping with chicas and a great atmoshpere.I saw one of the chicas at the table next to us kissing a guy - turned out to be her boyfriend.
and one of the other girls sitting with her was turning down a few guys that wanted to dance.
after a few stares at each other i went up to her and asked her to dance.
he first reply was no , and i said yes and reached for her hand and off we went dancing to a 8 song romantica and banda set - i never danced this much in a row before - we must has danced for at least 30 mins and maybe more.she spoke broken english and i complimented the broken english with my happy meal spanish.she is a frogger but decided to come here instead and the 2 girls sitting with her was her sisters.it is very rare to find froggers at las pulgas since the crowds are much different and the music is different too.after we danced she introduced me to her 2 sisters and i tried to hook up my buddy with her other sister but she wasnt interested.i had a great time with her and if i ever go to Senor frogs i will have 3 amigas to chill with.every time i go to Pulgas i make new friends which is important to me. So after that we spent about another 30 mins in the banda room and went into the concert room and the banda band just ended My friends who is elbowing me every 5 mins to show me new chicas , starts getting all excited and telling me to look , LOOK !! , of course i was on loser mode and didn't look and as i turn around i saw the hottest blonde mexican - she had full lips , stringy long blonde hair and a body to die for with a perfect round ass !!!
she had to be about 5' 7" and was my dream girl.but becuase i was on loser mode and didn't look at her before - some loser picked her up and she sat with him and she kept on looking over towards me and smiling but i did not want to try pick her up while this guy was around so again my heart was shattered and i never did find all the pieces since it was pretty dark - so i am walking around with a disfuctional heart that is being held together with tape.I am 100 percent confident that if this guy wasnt there i would have scored with her.
My new goal in Las Pulgas is to locate her and clone her for all my mongering buddies - she is a hottie that nobody should be without !!!
but seriously friday i will look for her and take it from there. We bumped into a guy that claimed to know my friend and he bought us a bucket of beers - this is not the first time that somebody has bought beers for me or people i am with that we didnt know - the buckets are cheap and some people that come alone just want the company - so they will spring for the buckets.this guy was drunk and when i was making my rounds looking for chics to dance with - he was behind me like a puppy dog - i felt bad for him but he found an ugly girl to chill with and left us alone and we finished off the beersAnd to top it all off i got to take home my little ticket stub which makes a colorfull little souvenir to remind me of this nightby the way i spent a total of $ 14.00 the whole night
shit you can't find parking in Boston for 14 bucksLas Pulgas is the best overall entertianment value this side of Jupiteroverall i had a great time here and will be back friday in full force with 2 other amigos most of my times scoring here is when i am with 1 or 2 other amigos.so my days going there solo are finished.i hope you enjoyed my post and feel free to email me with any questionsmilkman