2003/08 d'Artagnan's Pre-Fiesta Roll Call (Tijuana)

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By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 02:23 pm:  Edit

Labor Day weekend is here. Thousands of dudes are migrating south to sample girls from all across Mexico that have congregated in the town of Tijuana. Some guys will walk in blindly and "discover" Tijuana while others will make their scheduled regular visits to feed their addiction. Those that are new or have never been, you may not find this report very interesting for it caters mostly to people that have at least a few trips under their belt, but I will throw out some of my personal suggestions so it may be of some use. The bulk of this report will be in my occasional roll call format, a listing of the ladies that have been around very recently and will likely be available for those traveling to Tijuana shortly.

Short Newbie Comments:
1. This will likely be one of the busiest weekend that you can choose to come to Tijuana. Fridays are usually pretty busy, and Saturdays are terrible if you don't like crowded environements. The most popular bar, Adelitas Bar, will likely be hard to walk around in and may charge a beer for cover if it starts getting too crowded. Chicago Club will likely be crowded too, but it usually doesn't get as bad as Adelitas.

2. Tons of guys will probably be standing outside between the path from the bar to the hotel. Sometimes these guys take notes or throw out rude or funny comments. It's a very unusual sight that some people find uncomfortable while others enjoy the parade. At least if you expect it, it may not be so bar if you fall in the former category.

3. The guys that clean up the rooms, especially in Hotel Coahuila, the one connected to the Adelita Bar, are some of the world's worst leeches. One of the worst problems with visiting these places on the weekend is that these guys get a lot worse to knocking on your door early to signal that time is up. Instead of 25 minutes, you may get a knock at the 15-20 minutes mark. One possible solution is to pay for an hour, but the girls may be less willing to bargain for the extra time and try to charge you double. If you can't negotiate a better price, I would recommend walking, but pay what you feel is right.

4. Most guys seem to tip the room cleaners $1. There is no requirment for doing so, it's up to you. Whatever you do though, don't tip more than $1 or tip more than 1 guy. They suck at their job anyways. (third to last session I had, they left a used condom ON THE BED)

5. Waiters will often leave coins underneath the bills when giving you change. The strategy is that you'll leave a bill and they get to keep the change underneath as well. Some guys tip $1, some only change or nothing at all. Tip what you feel, but if you tip with bills be aware that change may be underneath.

6. For regulars to the TJ, incidences of food poisoning seem very rare, even from the outdoor carts that look very unsanitary. I would not be too concerned about getting sick, but yes it does happen to people once in a while.

7. Some guys like sex massage parlors in Tijuana, I think they are a total ripoff. Expect to pay $40 for a quoted hour of massage (in reality less) from an inexperienced girl. The girl will usually want $80 - $120 additional for sex and too many will get a real bad attitude if you decline. You can negotiate, but I always find it difficult when my dick is in some girls hand. If you want a real massage, go to Aztec Massage. If you want sex, go to Adelitas or Chicago or find a street girl nearby. If you have been a few times, you may also want to check out some of the smaller bars like Tropical, Chavelas, Hong Kong, Miami, or La Tropa.

8. My actual point of 7 was going to be to just walk by and ignore the hawkers on the street trying to direct you to a massage parlor where you can look for free. In general, I would say avoid anyone offering you assitance on the street.

9. If you don't want to be constantly grabbed by street girls when walking down the alley, walk in the street. The police usually won't bug you. (I've never been harassed, but certain people seem to be bothered all the time, my guess is because they look nervous, so just relax)

10. Finally, if a taxi driver ever tells you that Adelitas or Chicago is closed, do not believe them. They just want to take you somewhere that will pay them a commission.

That's it for my newbie tips, I'll continue in separate posts to get the roll call started and break this up since it usually takes me forever to write.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 03:03 pm:  Edit

Definitions:

Ficha: A ficha is a drink ticket that the girls receive when you buy them a drink. Most drinks cost around $3, but drinks you buy the girls cost $6-$8 (sometimes they change prices). The girls receive tickets from these drinks that they can later return for cash. Rumor has it that Adelitas has been recently enforcing a ficha minimum for the girls and that they have to pay a penalty for not meeting it. I cannot confirm this, but I will say that on my last few visits, girls in AB have been more much aggressive in asking me to buy them drinks, while I've noticed no such change at Chicago Club.

Hottie Central or HC: This refers to an area of the Adelita Bar. After you enter the bar, you'll be facing the main dance stage. There are stocked bars to both the left and right of this stage. If you follow the path on the right, the open area just past the dance floor is Hottie Central. One of the TJ vets came up with this expression years ago because this is the area where some of the hottest girls hung out.

The Alcove: This refers to a small portion of the Chicago Club where some of the girls stand. After you pass the curtains at the entrance, you'll see a small area to your left before the main bar. There are a few bar stools here with a counter to set drinks and mirrors above the counter. A number of girls like to stand in this area.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 03:41 pm:  Edit

Who's Back
Here are a few that to the best of my knowledge were gone for a long time but recently returned.

Evelyn - Adelita Bar Evenings
I'm actually not sure if she was gone, but I hadn't seen her for a long time. I don't know where she is from, maybe someone else does so her thread can be updated. Eveyln is very easy to find and identify because she always wears prescription glasses. She used to have a really nice body for regular gym workouts and it's still nice, but not as tight as before. I would recommend her.She used to always stand in the area in between the men's bathroom and the left side bar, but recently I saw her wandering all over. Read about her here.

Lilliana - Chicago Club Evenings
Lilliana is a cute brunette that just came back after an extended leave about a week ago or so. She's gained a little weight and looks a little more mature, but she still looks very nice. I had a good time with her years ago and she was the favorita of one of my buddes(a mister three digits), but otherwise I haven't heard much about her. I don't have any current info on her and haven't seen a picture posted, so hopefully someone else will try her and report back.

Mahogany from Mexico City - Adelita Bar Evenings
Mahogany was a very popular dancer from a while back. She's actually been back for at least a month now, but those of you that haven't been since then and haven't followed her threads may not have been aware. She stands out as one of the hottest girls in AB and can be found in Hottie Central. She speaks very good English and will be very busy this weekend. I have had good experiences with her but I'm hesitant to recommend her. She is very popular and I wouldn't be surprised if session quality with her suffers on weekends. Read about her here.

Michelle from Guadalajara (The Vet) - Adelita Bar Days
Michelle works in the daytime and just got back from a visit to her home. She's a little bit older, but otherwise has a smoking body and is very attractive. Actually the only thing I've heard bad about her is related to smoking, she smokes too much and has a tendency for smoker's breath. Overall, most guys I know think she's great, but I think some mentioned she was starting to become pro near the end of her last working period. My guess is that she's fresh again and will be a good safe bet. I'll recommend her. Read about her here.

Rebecca from Mexico City - Adelita Bar Evenings
Rebecca is a petite girl with long brown hair that used to work out of Chicago Club in the evening, usually standing along the back wall or sitting in a booth along the right side. She used to be very pretty, but always looked depressed. She's a little older just a little less attractive than before, but looks even more miserable than before. She appears to be friends with Suzette, so look for her in Hottie Central or the path to the immediate left directly behind the main dance floor. Despite her looking miserable, I had a great time with her and know of several others who have also. I couldn't find a review on her and can't give a very good description myself, so hopefully others that know her will start a thread and add some comments.

Vanessa from Mexicali - Chicago Club Evenings
I am not certain she is from Mexicali, but if I recall correctly, at least her family lives there. Vanessa was once the most popular dancer at Chicago, achieving the status of "legendary" for her fine dancing, sexy body, and resemblance to Cindy Crawford. I can no longer see the resemblance, but she is still very attractive and working weekend evenings again after a long absence. I don't know anyone that has been with her recently, but she had a good repuation years ago. She seems as friendly as ever. Read about her here.

By Msorayas on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 03:59 pm:  Edit

Is Adelita's going to be crowded even during the daytime this weekend? Will Chicago Club be crowded before 8PM? Is the crowds going to thin out on Monday? Is it going to be so crowded as not even worth the trouble of going? Thanks, guys

By Porker on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 04:12 pm:  Edit

D'art nice info. But I thought it was Labor Day weekend when I was in town a month ago? :-)

Sorry, bad inside joke...

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 04:22 pm:  Edit

A few answers before I continue:

AB will probably be busy, but I doubt it will have the standing room night crowd of AB nights. Then again, I rarely go in the daytime, especially on weekends.

CC is never crowded before 8pm. In fact CC's biggest drawback is lack of daytime talent.

The crowd should thin out on Monday as some people return to work, but it will probably be busier than your average Monday which is typically very slow.

I personally would avoid going this weekend unless you were specifically going to attend the Fiesta which sounds like a lot of fun, or if you can't make it another time.

I also was asked in a private message about Fiesta details. I don't know much about it except that it's Saturday night at La Tropa at 7:30 pm. Read more details here.

To get to La Tropa from Adelita Bar, turn right after exiting Adelitas, and walk straight ahead. After you cross the street, it will be almost one block ahead on your right hand side. The signs are big, so you can't miss it.

Also, a lot of construction is going on in this area, so the taxi drivers may take different routes. The two taco stands stationed between Adelitas and the corner were not out last night and may not be this weekend. Be very careful if you drive across this weekend as your normal route will be unaccessible.

The construction has some of us concerned about a potential "Zona Cleanup", but that's a different subject.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 04:54 pm:  Edit

I usually categorize, alphabetize, and edit this, but in the interest of getting it out more quickly, here is...

The Roll Call: (in no particular order)

Kathy from Monterrey - AB Evenings
Kathy is a relatively new spinner (small and petite) with a gorgeous face and long dark brown hair with highlights. The hair is a wig. I think she's one of the hottest looking girls available right now. The only neg on her is that I think you can sometimes tell she's wearing a wig. She should be easy to find at the front end of HC with friends Fernanda (evening dancer) and Karen. She comes across ok in the bar, depends on her mood, but I had a great time with her and will likely repeat.

Karen from Monterrey - AB Evenings
Karen is a relatively new tall girl with long brunette hair past her tits standing at the front of HC with Kathy and Fernanda. I had a good session with her and would recommend, but she wasn't repeat material for my standards. I still enjoy talking to her more so than most.

Fernanda from Monterrey - AB Evenings
Fernanda is another relatively new Monterery cutie and is the dancer of the bunch. She normally ties her brunette hair back on the floor, but lets it loose on stage. She seems to be the friendliest and most outgoing of the three. I prefer Kathy for looks, but Fernanda is probably the most appealing for the overall package. She puts on a good show and appears to be a good catch for taking upstairs. She's good to talk to but I haven't sampled her yet, but she's definitely on the "to-do" list.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 05:40 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Liz from Guadalajara - AB Days
Liz, referred to as "Liz Laden" by the DJ, is an attractive daytime dancer. She's a little bit older, in her mid 20's I think, but has a great body and holds herself well. She has a natural beauty and she doesn't wear a ton of makeup. Her body temp runs high, so she gets hot easily and is usually sweating a lot during and for a short period after her show. She's very friendly and I recommend her. I usually see her standing near the DJ booth when she's not dancing. Read more about her here

Leslie from Hermosillo - AB Days
Leslie is another daytime dancer with shoulder length brown hair. She looks a hell of a lot better than in the photo of her. I think she looks better recently, too. I've been considering trying her out, I wasn't interested in her before. For now, she's on my backup "to-do" list. You can usually find Leslie in the pathway directly behind the main stage. Read more about her here

Natalie - AB Days
I'm not sure where Natalie is from, but I suspect she may be American as her English is fluent. She has long curly dirty blond hair and is slightly heavy. She has a pretty face, but she's recently added a pierced lip which detracts from her beauty. I've never tried her, but she's super friendly. She roams a lot and I've seen her all over, but I usally see her near the back of the bar when she's not busy.

Patricia from Mexico City - AB Days
A photo of her is in the Tijuana photo section (ZRG) dated 5/7/02. I'm not positive on the city or review link, but given my familiarity of Athos' amazon description, I'm pretty sure this is correct. The description seems about right. This girl is big (as in amazon, not fat) compared to most of the girls around her. I've been very tempted because I think she has a cute face, but I've never done her. Read more about her here

Samira - AB Days
Samira built a reputation of being lots of fun and an exhibitionist, but stopped working for a while and traveled to other towns to work after some problems with the AB DJ. She seems to be more reserved now which I actually prefer, and I've been tempted to try her out again even though I didn't consider her repeat material because she was too "nasty" (sexually aggressive) for my particular tastes. She's a little older than average but looks great. Read more about her here

Susanna - AB Days
I don't have much to say about this Susanna except to clarify that it is not the older Susanna that usually stands by the men's restroom. I think this Susanna is about 18-19 and works day shift at AB. She has long brown hair and a pretty face. I've always seen her in HC or in the path to the immediate left. She hangs out with Suzette (half asian) when their shifts overlap. I haven't done her, but she's on the list.

Angela from Mexico City - AB Days
I've never found "The Shark" to be attractive, but she seems to have a steady stream of customers due to her aggressivenes. Her thread says much more about her than I could say. Read more about her here

Candie from Puerto Vallarta - AB Days
Despite having over 10 years on me, I occasionally think about doing Candie for her excellent reputation, only to change my mind when I see her in person again. I think she's somewhat attractive, but in her 40's and too old for me. Those of you that don't mind her age would be well advised to seek her out. Read more about her here

Gloria - AB Days
This girl is hard to describe because she seems to always look different, but her good repuation has remained consistent. She used to dance in the daytime show, but I'm not sure if she has been dancing recently. I saw her this week, but I arrived late and I'm not postive if she was working. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 06:21 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Stephanie from Sinaloa - AB Evenings
The more attractive of the "Vampire Sisters". Stepanie and Diane were originally at Hong Kong before moving to Chicago and are now at CC. Diane has changed her look so they no longer appear similar. Stephanie has a very pale skin tone and wears heavy makeup, sort of goth looking. She was gone for a while, rumored to have been pregnant, but is back now. Her body looks incredible and I would place her at least in the top 5 trophies at AB. Her performance, however, I am very skeptical about. She never had much of a repuation and she is good friends tith Eileen/Arleth, one of the worst, if not the worst, girls you can pull out of AB. I will probably end up doing Stephanie again just to satisfy my curiousity. Read more about her here

Diane from Sinaloa - AB Evenings
The blonder and heavier of the "Vampire Sisters". Stephanie and Diane were originally at Hong Kong before moving to Chicago and are now at CC. Diane has changed her look so they no longer appear similar. She gained a lot of weight and bleached her hair blond, a color that doesn't look very good on her. She's friendlier than her sister Stephanie, but nothing stands out about her to justify choosing her over many others. Well, if you've done Stephanie you can do Diane to complete a sister combo. Who knows, though, maybe she gives really good sessions now, I don't know anyone that has done her recently. Read more about her here

Arleth - AB Evenings
This girls stands in the middle of HC and would probably be considered by many to be in the top 10 lookers at AB. If there was ever a reason to place a review and photo for everyone who visits Tijuana to see, this girl would be it. There are two bad photos of her up, in person she looks hot and will always get plenty of clients no matter what is posted about her on internet sites. She is excellent and talking herself up downstairs while delivering little in the room. Plenty more info on her in her threads. Read more about her here

Mira from Monterrey - AB Days/Evenings
Classic Sofia's half sister with dark toned skin originally worked at CC, but has recently been at AB. I am not certain if she is working day or evening shift, as I've only seen her in the early evening recently, and not before or after. Mira is attractive and a good performer. I haven't done her recently, but I had a good time with her as have friends that have done her. Read more about her here

Jennifer - AB Days/Evenings
I don't have much info on Jennifer except to say she's a daytime dancer with brunette hair that she recently cut to shoulder lenghth. She's friends with Jessica 440 and is pretty, but wears a bit too much makeup. She used to look a lot better with the longer hair. I've hardly talked to her after sensing some bad vibes. She should be easy to spot from dancing in the show. She was originally days, but I think she's evening now since I've seen her working much later.

By Curious on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 06:30 pm:  Edit

d'Art - Here is what I can add....

Lilliana - Chicago Club Evenings

If this is the chica who dances sometimes in the floorshow, and is small chested, then I can add the following: she is very sweet, and spent time at my table last weekend. We bought her one drink. After she left, I was told by a chica who knows her that she much prefers Asian guys, and would not be likely to go with me (an old fat white dude). I wouldn't be surprised, because she left the table when I started to show more interest in her and failed to buy her another drink. *sigh*

Later she was sitting at the next booth with a good looking young Asian guy, and he was getting a fair amount of favorable attention from her.


Gabby - Chicago Club Dancer

I also had a chance to spend some time with the famous Gabby, who recently has returned to work. Much to my surprise she was very nice, very sweet, and did not bite my head off!

I actually had admitted to a friend I was with that I found Gabby appealing, but that I was intimidated by her. So when she saw Gabby head to the ladies room, my friend followed her in and struck up a conversation. Gabby told her that she had noticed me watching her a lot, and wondered why I had never approached her.

Since my friend (a Nevada working girl) approved of and liked Gabby the next thing I know Gabby is at our table. The first words out of her mouth were "Why are you afraid of me?" In telling this story to a fellow Hombre, he asked: "Aren't we ALL?"

She can still dance well, and had a great sexy costume on last Friday night during the 11 PM floor show. Her English has improved a lot, BTW.

She is on my list for next time. Has anybody had any experience with her upstairs since she came back?? Just Curious.


Carla - Chicago Club Dancer

Carla is an ex Tropical dancer who doesn't seem all that happy at the Chicago Club, but is currently one of the best dancers they have. When I asked if she was the Carla I had seen at Tropical a long time ago her eyes lit up.

She has that double jointed ass that really sucks me in. She has got to be dynamite in la cama. No personal experience (yet), but she is also on my list.


Natalie - AB Days

I think this is the chica I went up with a few weeks ago. She gave great mileage in the bar. She was dancing all over me, letting me feel her up, and ended up sitting on my lap at the upper bar with her legs wrapped around me. All for the price of a few tequilas. (I almost never object to buying the chicas tequila!)

I finally had to either kick her off or take her to the room, cause she isn't exactly a light weight! We went to the room for an hour, and had a pretty good time. She started out with a few rules, but soon forgot most of them. When the jeans came off she expanded a little around the middle, and the stomach is not as tight as I like. Overall a good time, and I would spend time with her in the bar again, but probably not repeat in the room.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 07:02 pm:  Edit

Lily...different Lily, I'll add more on her later, I have a long list to work through.

Gabby, I'll add more on.

I think Carla is hot. I've never seen anyone take her upstairs, at least I don't remember.

Natalie I'm sure is the same, she's definitely fun in the bar. Do you remember if she was Mexican or American? She can drink like a fish. She's cute but I think the heavy drinking makes her less appealing.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 07:02 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Suzette from Mexico City - AB Evenings
Suzette looks, and is, half-Asian. I'm not sure what kind of Asian, but I'm guessing half-Japanese. She's cute, but I only find her moderately attractive in the bar. She looks a lot better when smiling. She has light toned skin and straight shoulder length black hair parted down the middle. I thought her body was much more impressive with her clothes off, she has a nice figure and excellent skin, which is not all that common in the bar. I usually see her standing in HC or to the left in the area immediately behind the main stage. Read more about her here

Alex from Guajalajra - AB Evenings
She's also known as Alexandria or Alejandra, the DJ occasionally calls her "La Puta". She used to be one of the most popular AB dancers and has traveled in Europe and elsewhere dancing, but currently she's just working the bar. She has a very nice chest and beautiful tan skin. She used to have lovely long brown hair, but she recently cut it short. She's hanging out now with a new, tall Amazon friend, a dancer who uses the name Argentina. There's plenty more on Alex in her thread. Read more about her here

Argentina - AB Evenings
I have very little on Argentina, but she is a brand new dancer and is hanging out with Alex/Alejandra (La Puta). They seem almost inseparable, so I'd assume Argentina is a friend from Guadalajara. This girl is big, full Amazon that looks like she could beat the shit out of most girls there. I think she has a cute face, but the body is a bit too large for me.

Jaqueline from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
She's often referred to as "Cartoon Socks Jaqueline" because she leaves her cartoon adorned socks on during sex. She was once raved about for her college girl next door kind of look. I always thought she looked really plain. She's friendly to me, but I wasn't impressed with her in the room. Her repuation has taken a dive for aggressiveness and performance. Read more about her here

Lorena from Mexico City - AB Evenings
Lorena is a very sexy girl with long blond hair, often dressed in revealing dresses cut open in the front to reveal her cleavage. She wears heavy makeup and has braces. She often appears aloof, but warms up a lot if she thinks you are seriously interested. She has a strong distaste for locals, I've seen her be very rude in shooing them away. I shied away from her for a long time, but I was very satisfied when I tried her and would repeat with her personally. Some have reporter mediocre sessions with her, particular involving rush jobs, so YMMV. I would definitely recommend against doing her on a busy night. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 08:25 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Oyuki from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Oyuki is a brunette with hair tied back standing in the middle of HC. She has some good reviews, but I've never found her to be too attractive and nothing stands out about her so I never sampled. Read more about her here

Erica from Veracruz - AB Evenings
Erica looks a lot like Bernadette Peters. In the thread for Erica, Bull Winkle posted a picture that looks just like Erica, although hair color is different. I was with Erica once a long time ago, but I don't remember the session at all. She's always smiling and friendly to me, though. BW says she was too professional with him, but YMMV. Erica always stands near the corner of one of the benches directly in front of the big TV at the back of AB. Read more about her here

Rosie from Obregon - AB Evenings
Rosie has a great reputation. At first glance, I don't think she looks that attractive, but in person her look grows on you. She is an excellent performer and the guys I know that have done her have all had a good time. She's kind of tall, which I like, but it's kind of hard for me to describe her, better to just look at the picture in the thread. I usually see her near the back of the bar, either to the right of the men's restroom or to the right of HC. Read more about her here

Miriam from Acapulco - AB Evenings
I actually know this girl as Dora from when I first started going to TJ in 1998. Many of the vets also know her as Dora, but apparently she is using the name Miriam now. She's got great tits on a tight body with a tiny waist. She appears to be black or half black, with very curly brown hair and braces. I've never done her, but she gets good reviews and has lots of repeat customers. I only see her working occasionally, but when I do she is usually standing in HC or the area in the back and to the right of HC. When her briend Elizabeth is working, they are always together. Read more about her here

Stephanie from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
This girl is easy to find because she always stands in the same spot, immediately to the right of the back corner of the benches in behind the main stage. She has very fair skin with long brown hair parted down the middle and a wonderful rack, but supposedly sagging when the top comes off. She's very pretty, often described as "Irish looking". I don't know anyone that's done her recently, but her old reviews are good and I was thinking of repeating with her as a reminder. Read more about her here

By Maximus743 on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 08:27 pm:  Edit

d'Artagnan,

Outstanding as usual!

Thanks much. You certainly seem to remember details well to me. :-)

Have a safe and fun weekend,
Maximus743

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 09:25 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Oyuki from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Oyuki is a brunette with hair tied back standing in the middle of HC. She has some good reviews, but I've never found her to be too attractive and nothing stands out about her so I never sampled. Read more about her here

Ivonne from Mexico City - AB Evenings
Ivonne is a little bit older, perhaps late 20's. She has some nice curves, a very voluptious body. She used to have long brunette hair and stand right at the front of the bar against the first set of benches, but she has now dyed her hair blond, cut it to shoulder length, and stands behind the main stage in the middle path in front of the TV. She used to be somewhat aloof, but she's friendly to me now. I've repeated with her several times and had good sessions, but not GFE. I know Ootie had a bad interview with her, YMMV.

Edith from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Edith is in her early 30s with beautiful long black hair. She originally worked at CC, but has been working at AB for a long time now. She is friendly and has a great personality. She looks good in the picture available, not much different than that now. I recommend her. Read more about her here

Kayla from Mexico City - AB Evenings
Kayla is a cute petite girl that used to work at CC but is now at AB. She used to have short brunette hair but has grown it out a little and now ears it tied back. She looks a lot better than the photo provided of her. In looking again at some old posts, I noticed that Sakebomb mentioned that she is Michelle's cousin, the Michelle that used to always hang with Smith. I have noticed them hanging together recently in Adelitas. Read more about her here

Michelle from Mexico City - AB Evenings
This Michelle used to always be with Smith, rumor has it that they had a relationship, but you never see them talking together now. She looks a little bit older, maybe mid to late 20s. She has dark brown hair that is always tied back in a pony tail. Bigbadblackwolf gives a detailed session review of her. Read more about her here

Esmeralda from Sinaloa - AB Evenings
This is not the ex-HK dancer Esmeralda, but one that is always standing in HC. She's tall at about 5'10 and has some hard, purchased tits. She has a pretty face and dark brown hair that is often tied back in a pony tail. I'm not sure if the thread is correct, as there seems to have been some confusion regarding Esmeraldas, but I think it's correct because Athos and I have discussed her before. I had a bad time with her and would not recommend her. Read more about her here

Britney from Mexico City - AB Evenings
She's used several names such as Lorena and Cecilia, so you can't completely depend on the name, but fortunately there's no mistaking her from the photos. She is a tall leggy fake blond with tons of makeup and always wearing skimpy outrageous outfits. She usually dances in the evening show. She speaks English and will promise you a great time, but she doesn't deliver well. I recommend against her. Read more about her here

Vanessa from Acapulco - AB Evenings
Vanessa is one of three blonds that hang together near the benches right in front of the TV. Her friends are Diane, the one with the great rack that always wears tight white shirts, and Cynthia, known for her chin jobs. Vanessa is cute but I thought her session was uninsiring. Read more about her here

Vanessa - AB Evenings
This Vanessa is relatively new. I'll have to talk to her some more to get more details because she is an excellent provider. She has a pretty face with shoulder length blond hair, but a very tiny chest with A size cups. Look for a blond with small chest in the middle of HC and that will probably be her. If she says her name is Vanessa, she has my recommendation.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 10:11 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Amy from Veracruz - AB Evenings
Amy is older, somewhere between 30-39, but she's a good session and has a seductive look to her. She's listed in the reviews as being from Cancun, but as pointed out in her thread, her stated age and hometown were incorrect. She hangs out with a group of friends right at the front of AB which usually include several of the following: Amy, Blanca, Jenny, Maria, Mari and Penelope. There are a few others, but I do not know their names. Clara and Jenny are the others that I have seen this past week. Read more about her here

Clara from Veracruz - AB Evenings
Guys that have reported on Clara have given rave reviews, it surprises me that people don't post on her more often. She's a bit short, but otherwise has one of the best face/body/personality combinations in AB. She has a beautiful face and tig bitties. She hangs out with a group of friends right at the front of AB which usually include several of the following: Amy, Blanca, Jenny, Maria, Mari and Penelope. There are a few others, but I do not know their names. Amy and Jenny are the others that I have seen this past week. Read more about her here

Jenny from Veracruz - AB Evenings
Jenny is at times the prettiest of the current three, but she has fluctuated a bit in weight recently so it depends on when you see her. I only had a mediocre session with her, so I do not recommend her. I don't know anyone else that has done her. She hangs out with a group of friends right at the front of AB which usually include several of the following: Amy, Blanca, Jenny, Maria, Mari and Penelope. There are a few others, but I do not know their names. Amy and Jenny are the others that I have seen this past week. Read more about her here

Ariel from Mexico City - AB Evenings
Ariel is one of a pair of dancing blond (fake) sisters. They do not look alike. Ariel is tall and slender. Her hair is very short, but she wears a long blond wig. This girl is prime if you like long legs. She is friendly to me and fun to be with, but probably YMMV based on her reviews. She is easy to spot when she dances in the show, also easy to find because of her unique name. Read more about her here

Azul from Monterrey - AB Evenings
I really dig this girl's look. She's tall and very sexy, but has small A cup tits. She has a panther tattoo on the back of her neck and an indian tribal design above her ass. There's a photo of her without makeup in the thread, she looks much better in person. Read more about her here

Monica from Monterrey - AB Evenings
Here's another tall girl that is new, about 6' or more with her heels. She has a very voluptuous body and seems to be a busy girl. She's easy to find, always right in front of the girls restroom right when you walk in. She often wears white dresses that are cut down the middle to reveal spectacular cleavage from her store bought C's. I had a good time with her, but she was quick to dress and get out of the room to meet her next customer.

Alondra - AB Days
Alondra is a blond daytime dancer with short hair. I've never talked to her and don't find her attractive, but I see her all the time and she has a look that stands out. She kind of looks like a butch dyke.

By d'Artagnan on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 10:57 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Grecia from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Grecia used to work out of CC where I thought she was one of the hottest girls at the time. She disappeared for a long time but recently reappeared in June. She still looks beautiful, but now has braces. She now looks more cute than sensual. I've hardly seen her taken up recently, which really surprises me. I will probably repeat with her soon to see how she is now. I only had a decent session with her in the past. Read more about her here

Carolina from Mexico City - AB Evenings
This Carolina has been looking really hot recently. Her face shot is in the Tijuana photo section/ZRG dated 12/9/01. A nude of her was posted in December of last year. She looks much better than in both photos. I don't remember much from our session from at least a year and a half ago, so it must have not been that great. I've been tempted to try her again, though, as she's been friendly to me and looks hot. Read more about her here

Africa from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Africa stands out. She is a tall, leggy blond with braided hair and one of the hotter dancers in AB's evening lineup. There seems to be some disagreement on her looks though, some guys find her very hot, some don't think she's attractive at all. I fall in the former category. She used to have somewhat of a bad attitude and used to always hide in the DJ booth, but she more often hangs out in HC now and is friendly to me, but doesn't talk long if I'm not going up with her. She's not GFE, but looks hot enough and performs well enough for me to have repeated with her several times, which is something I rarely do. Read more about her here

Noemi from Guadalajara - AB Evenings
Noemi is tall with straight blond hair and stands to the immediate right of the entrance. She's not fat but she doesn't really have much of a figure either. She used to hang with her friends Crystal and Berenice, but I haven't seen Krystal in the past week and Berenice is hanging out with several other girls, only one whose name I know. (Amber) I had a great first session with her, but only a good second. Read more about her here

Berenice - AB Evenings
Since she appeared with Crystal and Noemi, I believe she is from Guadalajara, but I am not sure. She's one of the evening dancers at AB, tall with long black hair. She's kind of cute, but she rarely smiles so I haven't been very interested in her. I don't know anyone that's done her so no further info for now.

Amber - AB Evenings
This is a relatively new girl. She's tall with a nice figure and can look good at times, but at other times her facial structure is kind of like a guy's. She looked better before with long brown hair, but she chopped it off so I hardly find her attractive at all now. She hands with Berenice, Pink, and several other girls whose names I do not yet know. (but will find out)

I think that about does it for AB, now for CC...

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 01:32 am:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Safari - CC Days
Safari is an older girl. She is tall with curly brown hair, but often has it under a hat, sometimes even when she dances. I haven't talked to her much, I think she might be late 20s or early 30s. I think she looks pretty good for her age and has a nice body. She doesn't seem to interested in guys, though. I haven't seen her much with customers or look interested in getting business, but I rarely see her either. I don't know much else about Safari.

Naomi - CC Days
Naomi is a kinda brunette dancer in the day show at CC. I think she looked a little too big to be dancing, although she is smaller than some heavies I've seen dance at AB. I only caught her name when she danced in the show. I wasn't interested enough in her to find anything else out.

Roxanne - CC Days
Roxanne is also fluent in English and probably an American citizen. She has long brunette hard that is slightly wavy. Her facial appearance reminds me a little of a burlesque showgirl, kind of like a sexy real life Betty Boop. She has a very pretty face, but I think she's a bit too skinny. I don't know much else about Roxanne.

Leti - CC Days
Leti is fluent in English. I'm pretty sure but not positive that she's an American citizen. She has long straight blond hair with a cute face and a decent body. I don't know anything else about Leti.

Alex - CC Days
Alex is another dancer. She speaks good English and might be American. Alex has dark toned skin and long black hair that she wears partially up with a few strands hanging down. Her face is cute but she has a slight stomach. She's still doable.

Elizabeth - CC Days
Elizabeth is an older blond that has worked back and forth between AB and CC. I would estimate her to be in her early 30s. She has a cute face, but has packed on some pounds recently and wasn't skinny to begin with either. If she lost some weight I'd probably do her.

Connie from Guadalara - CC Days
Connie's been back and forth between AB and CC. Her sister Elizabeth was one of the hottest girls in the Zona during her prime. She also had a sister named Sandra according to Athos, but I can't recall who she is. Connie's been around a long time and one of my first sessions in TJ in 1998. She looked good then, but I don't like her look now. Her hair is cut short and I don't like her look at all. There are two Connie threads, I know the one that Athos started is the girl I'm talking about, but the other one might be the same Connie, too. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 04:35 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Anjelica from Colima - CC Days
I'm not sure on the name, her photo was just posted recently on 8/20/03 as Anjelita working out of AB, but it's definitely the same girl. She was even wearing the same Clam Rock tshirt as in the photo. She has a bit of a stomach as you can tell from the photo, but I thought she had a cute smile and look and was doable. I don't know much else about her.

Lily - CC Evenings
Lily is brunette with dark toned skin. She has small A cups but an otherwise nice body and dances in the evening. Occasionally I see her going up, but usually she just hangs out with guys. As Curious mentioned, she seems to have a strong preference for Asians and will hang out for long periods of time. The times I've wanted to try her, she's been busy with other clients and the times she was ready, I was looking for someone else...we'll hook up some day. I don't know anyone that's ever done her. Read more about her here

Lupita - CC Evenings
Lupita used to work in some smaller Zona bar before hitting the big leagues at CC. I always thought she was one of the best looking girls around, but she did have a dark mark on one of her front teeth that some guys had a problem with. Since then she's gotten it fixed and is still very pretty, but a littel bit heavier than before. She's one of the best dancers in AB or CC. Read more about her here

Dianeta from Mazatlan - CC Evenings
If I had to choose one girl from Tijuana to hook up with based on looks alone, that would be Dianeta. It amazes me that more people don't find her as attractive as I do, at least guys on here rarely mention her. She does have the look of an ice queen, though. I guess some guys do find her attractive because she currently holds the #2 spot in Tijuana photo rankings, right behind Azul/Julietta. Dianeta is usually in the alcove if not with a customer and hangs out with her friend Jessie. Read more about her here

Jessie from Sinaloa - CC Evenings
Jessie is another surprise, a super hot blond in my opinion but rarely mentioned. She seems to have a better attitude than her friend Dianeta. I had a good session with her closer to when she started working and have been tempted, but not repeated since. I plan to, though. Jessie looks a little bit like she's related to Dianeta. Read more about her here

Elizabeth from La Paz - CC Evenings
Long straight black hair with a gorgeous face. She appears as though she could be past Asian, but I don't think she is. She has a slight stomach, but otherwise looks very nice. She's often standing on the right side of the bar near the front if she is not sitting with a customer. She doesn't appear too friendly, but I had a good time with her and my buddy Xen had a medicore time. YMMV. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, August 30, 2003 - 07:11 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Gabby - CC Evenings
Gabby was another one of the superstar dancers from years past that retired only to reappear this year. I think she looks a bit like Salma Hayek. She's dancing in the the evening show now, but for some reason is not taking her top off. She used to appear really stuck up and selective, but she's been very friendly since coming back. I hear her session quality has improved since her early days. She's probably worth a shot. Read more about her here

Alexia from Mexico - CC Evenings
Alexia is a blond bombshell type that started off at AB, but is currently one of CC's evening dancers. She has tan skin and bleach blond hair that which she often wears in different styles, usually tied up above her head. She originally had small A cups but is now showing off some nice Cs she bought. I've repeated with her a few times and I'm always satisfied. She doesn't have a reputation for GFE, but she give a good covered BJ for as long as you want. Read more about her here

Dahlia from Veracruz - CC Evenings
Dahlia has long straight brown hair with highlights. She often sits near the front of the left bar with her friends that work at times in Cancun such as Roxanne, Goreti, and Stephanie. Dahlia's voice is a little deep, but she is very attractive and a good provider. I highly recommend her. Read more about her here

Roxanne from Veracruz - CC Evenings
Roxanne has very dark toned skin with long black hair and is often sitting with her friend Dahlia. Recently she hasn't been looking to happy, perhaps business has been slow for her. I did not find her attractive before, but I've recently become a lot more interested in her after returning from the Philippines, her look reminded me of some of the girls I sampled there. I plan on trying her soon, she gets positive reviews. Read more about her here

Ruby from Veracruz - CC Evenings
Ruby was one of the first 10 girls I did in TJ (probably approaching 400 now) She used to look better with her natural dark brown hair, but recently has had it bleached blond which looks very unnatural on her. She's gained weight since 1998 and probably has much fewer clients than she used to. I don't know anyone that has been interested in her or done her recently. She usually stands in the right side corner near the front or along the back wall between the restrooms. Read more about her here

Paloma from Mexico City - CC Evenings
Paloma has light skin and long blond hair. She is a dancer in the evenings and used to work at AB. She's pretty, but I think her facial appearance suffers a bit from lack of chin definition, but no one else seems to notice or mention this. Sometimes I think she looks really nice, sometimes I think she looks average at best, I think it depends on her makeup and the angle I see her at. She does look pretty good when dancing in the show. In the room I thought she was kind of boring and average, but I know of others that had a better time with her. YMMV. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 05:33 pm:  Edit

This took a hell of a lot longer than I was anticipating. I was planning on finishing before the TJ party, but a job came up and I had to do some work, so here's the rest.

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Carla from Mazatlan - CC Evenings
Carla is a tall dancer with long black tinted hair past her shoulders. She dances in the evening show. Occasionally she's wear an FBI costume with a black FBI cap and her hair tied back in a pony tail. Carla has a sister that is in her mid 20's that works at Tropical, but I don't know her name. She's pretty friendly and I had a decent time with her.

Yadira - CC Evenings
Yadira originally worked at Pollo Bar before coming to Chicago Club where she is now dancing in the evening show. She used to be very skinny (too skinny IMHO) but she has gained a little weight since then. Her smile isn't the best because of metallic caps on some of her teeth, but some guys find the rest of her very attractive. She rarely smiles, but is friendly for the most part. Reports on her seem to be mixed, I only had an average time with her. Read more about her here

Daniella from Guadalajara - CC Evenings
Daniella was a pretty good lay when she debuted in 2001, but since then she seems to have become somewhat jaded. I used to refer guys to her, but stopped after several told me she wasn't performing well any longer. She used to have long curly black hair, but now wears it straightened and dyed to a shade of brown. She looks a lot better in my opinion, but smiles much less and may perform worse. I don't know anyone that has tried her recently, so she may have gotten better, but she still rarely smiles. Read more about her here

Julietta/Azul - CC Evenings
I still occasionally refer to her as Evil Julietta even though she seems to be using the name Azul exclusively now. She has one of the worst service reputations in TJ for a poor attitude and rush job. She has a long list of unhappy customers and will continue to get lots of business despite anything posted on review boards because she has a very pretty face and huge tits. If you don't know who she is and want to save yourself from a horrible session, it's probably a good idea to review her thread and check her photo out before heading down. Read more about her here

Stephanie from Guadalajara - CC Evenings
I actually know little about this girl except that Athos pointed her out to me while she was new a couple years ago and said she was fresh and a decent lay. When I saw her recently, it took me a while to figure out it was her. Her hair was nicely done and looks a lot different than the one in the photo, but her face is definitely the same. She's slightly heavy, but otherwise cute and doable. I didn't talk to her and only got mediocre vibes from observing her. I may try her out, but she's down farther on the list. Read more about her here

Fernanda - CC Evenings
I am not sure on the name, while looking at some prints a friend of mine had, she identified her as Fernanda in the photos, but that could possibly be her real name or a name she uses for Chicago Club. She is tall with long black hair that is usually tied back in a pony tail. She has longs legs and a small chest. Fernanda used to hang out mostly with Ivette (not here at the time) and Michelle (tall, small chest), but recently I've seen her hang out with another short haired brunette with a slightly big nose whose name I don't know. Fernanda has a wonderful smile and appears to have a very nice personality. She's near the top of my todo list.

Michelle - CC Evenings
Michelle is tall with long straight brown hair that she usually wears loose but occasionally ties back in a pony tail. She is skinny with small breasts, but has a pretty face when she smiles. At times she seems very friendly, but at other times she's seemed very serious. She's been near the top of my list for a while, but the times I had wanted to take her were coincidentally the serious times so I didn't go for it. I'll try her someday, in the meantime, hopefully someone will provide a review.

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 06:26 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Jocelyn - CC Evenings
This may be the Jocelyn from Cabo San Lucas that is reviewed by Putajunkie and DickJohnson. The description seems to match except I wouldn't say she has long legs and don't remember her standing in the back. However, she did wear her hair braided for a while, probably around the same time that DickJohnson posted the braided hair comment. The Jocelyn I'm referring to is big into the young Asian crowd now, but she still seems friendly with everyone. She always hangs out with Pamela (Damaris' sister) when Pamela is there (not now). Read more about her here

Melissa - CC Evenings
I don't know a lot about this Melissa. She's a brunette that has been hanging out with Jocelyn since Pamela has been gone. I think she can look cute at times, but she often has an expression that doesn't compliment her. She isn't too big, but she also has more stomach than I would like. I don't know anyone that's done her, and would probably only do her on a very slow night when I couldn't find anyone else.

Merari from Sinaloa - CC Evenings
Merari used to mainly work at AB, but at times switches back and forth. She is a cute short brunette that looks a lot better in person than she does in the 10/5/02 photo. The braces she got this year that look cute on her. I don't remember anything special about her session, but Athos said she was one of the best kissers in TJ. I've recommended her in the past, but recently I heard she's been more moody, giving good sessions but a little bit impatient when time is coming up. TJPhoenix mentioned she's pretty in a Marie Osmond sort of way, I can see the resemblance. Read more about her here

Lucy - CC Evenings
Lucy is a pretty blond that looks American, but is definitely Mexican. She used to have long hair past her shoulders, but recently caught it to about shoulder length. She is usually easy to identify as she doesn't seem to socialize much with the other girls and is normally standing alone near the front of the bar. She hardly smiles, but is attractive enough to get her fair share of customers who don't take the time to try to talk to her and sense the bad vibes. I've never seen her approach guys and rarely seen her agree to sit with them for drinks. She's good for a trophy, but according to Horndogg, that's probably about it. Read more about her here

Maria - CC Evenings
I don't remember much about this Maria, but I don't think there are many overweigth Marias working night shift at CC now. I think she's a friend of the dancer Samantha who is now supposedly pregnant was dancing at Adelitas. Maria has brown hair and provided a mediocre session when I tried her long ago. She has a cute face, but has now become HUGE and is now working at CC. I usually see her sitting at a table in the back left area of the bar.

Fatima from Mazatlan - CC Evenings
I was very tempted to do this girl when I first saw her with Xenono when she started at CC, but Xen went ahead and pulled her even though we had some arrived in TJ minutes earlier. She is short with a very pretty face and innocent look. Xen described her as a spinner, but I usually reserve that term for girls that look too skinny to me. I thought she had a nice, but short, body without being too skinny. She's not fat now, but since June she has put on some more weight. She still has that "deer in the headlights" look about her. I would have tried her, but I wasn't impressed with Xen's description of the time he had with her. She may have gotten better after being here for a while, but her lost look doesn't make it appear that way. Read more about her here

By d'Artagnan on Saturday, September 06, 2003 - 07:30 pm:  Edit

The Roll Call: (in no particular order, continued...)

Leo - CC Evenings
Leo is a short, curly haired brunette that's about 29 now. She's been around Chicago Club for at least 7 years now, although she was absent for a long period of time. She's still here after planning on working only a few months in the beginning of 2002. She's not my type, but she has a solidly good reputation for those that are attracted to her. Read more about her here

Diana/Jessica - CC Evenings
I've always known her as Diana, but supposedly she uses Jessica when working at Chicago and Diana when working in Adelitas. She's a short and skinny brunette with very dark toned skin. She has a mole or some kind of mark on her forehead, kind of like the dots you see on some Indian girls. She recently cut her hair to barely shoulder length. She doesn't seem that friendly unless you approach, but she's cool and has a great reputation upstairs. She can usually be found sitting near the back of the bar or standing around the far right corner of the dance floor. Read more about her here

Andrea - CC Evenings
Andrea is a brunette, early 30's dancer in CC's evening show. She is pretty with a nice enhanced figure with store bought tits. Recently, the first song of her sit has usually been "In Da Club", but occasionally she'll mix it up with a Nelly song like "Country Grammer" or "Hot in Here". She usually has a serious look on her face, but is friendly enough to talk to. I was receiving mixed signals when I conducted my own interview of her before taking her up, at times she seemed to pass, but then physical signals weren't too positive. I ended up being disappointed in our session, but I can't help thinking it might have been a timing issue rather than regular poor performance on her part. YMMV.

Carina from Tijuana - CC Evenings
I just met this Carina recently and I'm pretty certain she's relatively new, at least to CC nights. She is a shoulder length brunette with dark toned skin and a nice figure. I usually see her wearing a white dress. I've been tempted to do her, but haven't taken the opporunity yet while I've knocked off some others that have been on the list. Her personality and signals from our initial contact point to a probable good session. I'll have to report back later with a better description and details. She usually sits along the left bar.

Lorena - CC Evenings
Lorena is a short, well-endowed brunette that normally sits in the far left corner of the alcove. I do not see her go up much, but she often hangs with the young Asian crowd, and one in particular who is almost certainly her boyfriend. I very rarely see a smile on her face, but she is attractive. She is good friends with Patricia the dancer and several others who hang out in the same area in the alcove. I heard from a friend of a friend that she is a good lay. I've never conducted a personal interview nor known anyone that has done her.

Andrea from Aguas - AB Days
This Andrea used to work at Hong Kong Club. She also worked for a while at La Tropa. I think her face is average at best, but the body is very nice and reason enough to do her. I haven't done her in a long time, but if I recall correctly she provided a pretty good session. The porn guy posted some pictures of her when she had braided hair, but it's long and straight now, usually in a pony tail. Read more about her here


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