4-27-02
A Cry in the Darkness - La Zona, La Noche, La Pena

Usually I go to Tijuana late Friday afternoon, staying Friday & Saturday nights in a cheap zona hotel on "Ratero Row" (1st between Revolucion & Constitucion).

I went to Tijuana Saturday about noon, with the full intention of:

1. avoiding my ex-"almost"-girlfriend,
she of "Is my stripper girlfriend a whore?"

2. Getting properly serviced, killing time until midnight,
and crossing the border walking - hopefully in less than
the 2 hours a Sunday evening seems to require.

(Fucking to forget - Zona Norte in the night, sex to tranquilize the pain of ove gone bad.)

On "Ratero Row", I encountered "Leti de Mazatlan". She immediately said something about taking a nap and walked off. That was OK. I like to visit Leti, but I was thinking of "Marta".

The previous week I had spotted "Marta", a petite 30-ish Mixteco who offered full-service for 10 bucks. Odd looking, but managed to yank my chain (figuratively) By the way, she claimed only 23 years - yeah right !

Turns out that she is a lesbian and she and her roommate share child care duties and alternate working hours.

We got to the hotel (Hotel Colon) and "Leti" saw us and gave me a funny look. After we got to the room (Upstairs rooms often feature very small pieces of broken light bulbs on the floor and the bed - courtesy of your friendly previous drug using occupant), the price escalated to $20 (30 minutes) for all the additional services I really wanted. Although I've often sucked milky tits, this girl had more than just a little, and I sucked her dry, using up more than half of my time.

Lousy blow job - way to many teeth and too much pressure. Finished with missionary sex (I was raised a Baptist). Nice box but rather non-participative.
Might repeat for breast motives. No english.

Leaving the hotel I ran into Gina coming in with a client. She actually stopped, shook hands, hugged, and kissed my cheek. Her client didn't seem too thrilled by this. I just found myself wondering "What's she up to this time ?".

Went to Adelita's and had an agua mineral and watched the sights.

Went out of the zone near "gender confusion" territory looking for Lupe. I had given her 3 bras from the dollar store and wanted to collect her payment in services.

She's older (40s ?) and not real attractive, but there's something about her .....
But due to her age she's semi-retired, selling used clothing and at times candy in Centro.

I ended up paying 10 dollars (including the room) to verify her gender and (you guessed it) suck her tits a while. She wanted to screw standing up because of likely bed insects in our passion pit. Neither of us had a condom, so I passed.

We went out to a light dinner. We went grocery shopping (about 6 bucks). She was supposed to meet me later and take me home. I gave her 100 pesos and she didn't show- no worry, I'd catch her later. No English.

Back to the zona para pasar el rato (kill time). At the SE corner of Calle Coahuila & Constitucion, I stopped for a quesadilla and some of that great salsa served at the fonda (street cart) there. Yolanda struck up a conversation. (When will I ever learn that - in general - people don't just "strike up conversations" in La Zona)

Yolanda is 42, fat, not attractive, but has great tits... Well, eventually she got around to offering blow job, tit fuck & come on my face, etcetera, for 10 bucks, so I negotiated 5 bucks for tit sucking (Do I sound like a broken record ?) But I'd already had my lay for the day, I was just killing time. English: "Excellent" - to-"native speaker" level.

We started walking north of Coahuila (about 9 or 10 PM) towards the place she was staying. I got a little worried and told her "Let's jump into a shadow and I 'll suck your tits a while. As we were walking down the block she had her tits out already - Great tits !

At Baja California & Constitucion, we went around the corner and ducked into a dark spot for a few minutes. Really dark. Really scary. A cry in the darkness would NOT have been heeded. I made a quick meal of her, and she started getting scared, too. So we left, supposedly to meet later - she never showed. The fear factor had accentuated the experience.

Went to Adelita's and had another agua mineral.

Returned to "Ratero Row" and was accosted by Maira (age 25), an unfortunate who (seemingly from a stroke or something) can not speak, barely has enough motor skills to write (her name), but understands spanish and some english. Her hand signals seemed to indicate she wanted to make a baby.

Well guys, snakes may fear my sexual urges, but I have enough respect for Karma (and other people) that I don't take advantage of the retarded. So I bought her a meal and shot the shit with her and another restaurant patron, shooting her a lot of compliments, just for the spanish practice.

The poor girl does have pretty eyes. We made an agreement to trade (eyes), she finished her meal, I wished her well, and left.

Back to Adelita's for another agua mineral. Then I took a tour of the alley and unas garrapatas tan guapas kept tugging on my sleeve. I chatted a while with each of them "What's your name ?", "Where are you from ?", etc.

On the north side of the "alley", about mid-block, under the "M" of the sign of some club, Gabriela grabbed my paw. A tall-ish Chilanga (de D.F.) of 23, there was something about her (and her insistence)......... She said 20 bucks, I negotiated it to 20 for: 20 minutes, totally nude, tit-sucking (medium sized), fucking, and "includes the room" (Hotel Cascadas - my first time). Stupid me, I left out "all positions" and BJ. I was really too tired to care, but there was something about her......

Somehow I ended paying an extra 5 bucks for "all positions", then we extended an additional 20 minutes for 20 bucks (includes the room). VERY pleasant. 2 kids, 2 scars, tight snatch, supposedly 2 weeks in la zona, but I didn't get my nut. I adored her, but I wasn't ready yet (All in all, 45 bucks). No english.

By this time it was time to go to the border

Rounding the corner at Hotel Najera, I encountered "Rosie" 30-ish, fat with her clothes off, but I really like her face, tits, and services. I bought her dinner and then we went to Hotel Irma. There went my last 20 bucks for 30 minutes. Absolutely full-service. She pulled one more nut out of me that I didn't know I had left.

¡AVISO ! Stay the hell away from Hotel Irma. The bathrooms down the hall don't work. The girls piss in the trash cans in the rooms. The one room with a trashed bathroom is available, but you will be constantly bothered by other SGs knocking, wanting to clean up. These jerks don't deserve your money.

I used my last 50 pesos for a cab ride to la linea, then returned to the states.

Score: Sucked 10 tits (1/4 cup of milk - tastes a little like melon juice), screwed 3 girls, spent about 150 bucks, all in about 7 hours. Somehow managed to avoid going to my stripper friend's club.

Moral: It's better to open your own dairy than to remain home crying in the darkness.

Pauncho

You just don't seem to be having fun! Try a vacation from the vacation.

Pauncho, I think the expression or moral is that it's no use crying over spilled milk.

Good report in terms of detail and atmosphere but I'll agree with Shadow that it doesn't sound like you are having much fun.

True. Not much fun. I'm sort of burned out over my ex-(almost)girlfriend the stripper(lap-dance) disappointment.

I'm sure it will pass. I rallied somewhat Saturday (5-4) with a 2-hour "mostly massage, but includes blow-job and sex" session with a past favorita.

She's reliable - I fell asleep for about 45 minutes of this. She woke me up for the blow job. (Both her and my un-molested wallet were still there).

It's not as much fun as being in love, but it feels good.

Pauncho