Pauncho about Town

I landed in ZN about 11:30 AM. (Saturday 5-11-02)
My original plan was to visit my massage therapist/BBBJ provider for a couple of hours (60 bucks + 11 to 17 for the room, to fortify myself for the battle ahead at "Club Lap-Dance". It was a couple of hours after her shift started and the girls on her corner kept telling me she hadn't showed up yet - that was a big lie, she was just occupied.

I would just as soon they said something like "she went for an hour - 15 minutes ago - so come back in about 45 minutes".

I ended up getting a 30 minute BBBJ and full service (minus the massage) from a "mature provider" (NOT "Maria Feliz"). The price was 10 bucks, but it really cost me 25 + the room because I had given her 10 the week before and she borrowed 5 after the act. (Tit-suck count= priors #1 + #2 = 2)

She submitted to the (WF style ?) Pauncho exam. (Let's play gynecologist with the lights on so I can be sure you're a woman - she passed.) Unfortunately, she gave a "grip of steel" BBBJ. When we switched to missionary, she had a box that was "tight horizontally" but not vertically - very strange. Things finally came out all right after I asked her to loosen up, then tighten just a little just before I came.

Overall rating; Lacks charm. Acts a little embarrassed. I not sure I'd do her again, but it's nice to have another ten dollar full service provider.
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I walked back to the south eastern edge of ZN to deliver a couple of promised toys.
I encountered Maria who sells gum but not her ass (at least not to me - I asked once). She was flat broke and asking for money. I bought her a meal and a case of gum. She recently cut her hair attractively and I commented on how cute she was, but that I was sad that she was taken (married).

Her previous story changed to "she might be available" (in life - not the hotel) as her man isn't coming back. A very "basic" woman (of about 30) (she has the face of a woman I was in love with) who would be an inexpensive girlfriend to a guy that liked her. We mapped out a budget verbally for when after I retire and it sounds like I could support her, her 3 kids, and her mother for about half of my pension. Hmmmm.
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So I went to "Club Lap-Dance" to fool around and suck a few tits. I mentioned to the sister-in-law that we both got surprised the other day. I surprised her by sucking it (she really jumped), and she surprised me by having a flavored tit.
When I asked her how she did that, she said "I took a piece of candy...". But she was embarrassed and I got no more of my kind of action out of her this day.

My "friend" (the ex-[almost-novia]) sauntered over and greeted me (hug & kiss on the cheek). I surrendered the bag of requested toys, explaining some of the options involved. I also explained to her that I could no longer remember the children's books I gave to her daughter, so that she would need to make a list of titles she had so I could add to them without duplication.

Eventually, "Bro" (the mesero), "Sis" (the lactating dancer who won't feed me), "Beautiful" (the cousin who lap-danced me 4 times one day - and left her nipple imprint on my tonsils), & "Sexy" (the cousin whose tits I've never kissed - I think) came over and paid their respects.

I had brought candy again, so I was everyone's friend, of course. One mesera (waitress) asked me if I could get some bras for her sister. I said that I'd check, but that the dancers paid for their bras with titty-sucks, and that she could do the same or pay me a buck each. She shrieked, but I think she liked the idea (So did I). She didn't seem to squirm too much when I grabbed her ass. I don't know what my friend thought about all of this, I didn't ask.

Well, I ended up back in Lap-Dance Land with my friend. She has been getting better lately - I think she no longer thinks she has it made (Wow!, did she ever - a while back). Sucked her tits lavishly, of course.(score; repeat on priors #3 & #4) We returned to the main area of the club.

"Sexy" let me give a good suck on one teat for a dollar (score #1 newby tit-suck for the day), but "Beautiful" would only let me kiss her between the tits (no score here).

Eventually, "Sis" let me shill for her on-stage, and suprise, let me get in one (milkless) tit-suck (newby #2 for the day) (I went easy, I want to ease her into this. My plan is to convince her that a mid-day emptying session will promote milk production for her infant [her other infant ! ]). She's also rubbing my cock again (the girl can't help it), if only with her knee. I'm going to point out that faking doing so with her hand is a more effective crowd stimulator than actually doing it with her knee. My money is on the real thing, like before (the girl can't help it).

We did table until a weekday a discussion on how to improve the "client services yield" from a shill incident. Why do I go to such lengths to help the heartless woman who helped her sister manipulate me ? Because for 2 or 3 dollars I get a full-body tit massage and she strokes my cock. In the private area I would have to pay 20 bucks and still might not receive the same service (and didn't the one lap-dance we did a while back).

"L" (the lesbian dancer) wanted me to rub her back, so I did. My friend never asked, so I didn't. I told "L" that my friend and I were back to the "old rules": Just talking, or on the street - we're friends. On-stage, during ficha-drinks and Lap-Dances - carne (flesh).

When the food service guy came around, I ordered my lunch, but didn't order for my friend & her family as in the past. When the guy came back with the food, my friend ordered hers then. When it came, she fumbled for her money, giving me a chance to pay for it. I didn't offer. She's not my novia anymore.

She mentioned that "Sis" said I was an "animal" on-stage. I said "and it helps business, too". She agreed.

We went back for a second Lap-Dance (This is against my new "One Lap-dance Only" rule, but I had money left over). This was enhanced by multiple index finger insertions into a very wet orifice (strictly against previous policy), much titty-sucking (normal practice). During one song, the theme struck me so sadly reflecting that this girl would never love me, that it brought a tear to my eye.

Afterward, poised so that I could look at "sexy", "Sis", and my friend all at the same time, I observed the various feelings I could rapidly switch between by barely moving my eyes.

I left after a while. I went to the zone to give some candy to Lupe, and was flagged down by CC (Hotel Najera). I basically told her I wasn't horny and went on down the alley. Ran into Rosie, who talked me into giving it a try (20 bucks - 30 minutes). BBBJ but unable to continue - not horny enough yet. Sucked prior tit #s: 5 & 6. She's the marginal best of three regulars, but she always wants to "up the ante" somehow. As always, I'm open to improvements

(Basic spanish lesson for the day "El Feminino" [the "feminine"] is another euphemism for "on the rag", just like "La Regla" [the "rule"].)

Score for the day:
6 (3-pair) prior tits
2 newby tits (1 from each of two new [to my mouth] girls)

I seem to oscillate between pussy-whipped crybaby and devil-may-care phantom tit-sucker. I think I like the second idea better. Emotional "growth" can proceed at a snail's pace, it seems. I like to think it takes away my friend's power over me, or at least some of it. (Yes, I have trouble striking a balance.)

I like "Club Lap-Dance", but I think it's better I see my friend AFTER I've been well serviced in ZN. It kinda' evens up the odds.

Returned to the border in the afternoon (sorry, forgot what time); Bicycle crossing about 30 minutes, maybe twice that walking. All in all, a bike seems to speed things up a little.

Pauncho

Senior Pauncho,

"...poised so that I could look at "sexy", "Sis", and my friend all at the same time, I observed the various feelings I could rapidly switch between by barely moving my eyes."

Fascinating account of "un caballero" (a gentleman) learning to evoke emotions based on his own behavior. Sounds like you're learning a lot at La Universidad de Tijuana.

Regards,
RickFeliz

Hah. Not only are you becoming wiser, but I inadvertently made you older. Of course, it's "Senor" - I guess I haven't pulled the "switch to Spanish" lever yet.

Regards,
RickFeliz

Actually, The City of San Diego issues senior ID cards at age 50. I've had mine quite a while now.

And now my "Lady Lap-Dance" is working me quite well again. Three lap-dances and she wouldn't even let me put my finger in.

I did suck tits on her sister-in-law's distant cousin; One dollar = suck left tit a while, a 2nd dollar for the right, and finally both at once for one dollar - That's what I like, a 2-for-1 special !

I shilled for her too. She pulled me up on the stage and proceeded to do the "full body tit massage" (of course she pulled up my shirt first and also rubbed them on my face). I sucked them every time they went past

She also rubbed her G-stringed pussy all over my face. I was so thrilled that I did the unthinkable - tipped her TWO (2) DOLLARS !

She way ahead of "Lady Lap-Dance's" sister, who was my previous champion.

After she finished, she got off the stage and starting putting on her bra. There were no clients other than a couple, so she was resting.

I asked her why, after all that effort, she was ignoring clients. She replied that the man had a woman with him. I told her that they weren't in the club thinking it was a church.

She went over to the man and talked a while, then approached the woman and rubbed her tits all over her face and body. The woman tried to avoid her.

Turns out the man paid her 5 bucks to suprise the woman in this fashion. Now she likes me for making her some money. I like her because of her sense of humor and, well.....

Dammit, Sr. Pauncho, you need to get your ass down to lapdance paradise, Nogales. You'd be in fucking heaven down here. We got a place called "Placer's" that has an age limit of 24 for chicas, and a minimum requirement that the chica be at least 8/10. You'd love it...