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OK, gonna start out Athos style here:

Diana de Colima, dyed Blonde, fake tits, butterfly tattoo on back near right shoulder. I'd guess her age to be 21 or 22.

5'2, 110 lbs.

Looks: Bar 9, Room 7
Attitude: 1
Hygiene: Sink wash
English: C
Value: $60 on Saturday night

I am not a Zona rookie, but infrequently I see someone that I just GOTTA do, and that was the case with Diana, who I first saw Friday night at AB wearing a very low cut white top with incredibly pendulous breasts that jiggled to and fro when she'd kind of wiggle to the music. She'd catch guys looking and give a knowing smile and a mimed 'let's go'. Her tits hung so low that they looked like they HAD TO BE natural, but she was too thin. It just wouldn't be possible.

Well, after drinking myself into oblivion Saturday afternoon and crashing about 10 PM, I woke up about 3:30 AM, showered and headed down to AB. While finishing off a coke outside before entering the bar I saw her come down the stairs, and she was again wearing the white top with her tits hanging LOW. This girl is more cute than pretty, and she gets less attractive the closer you get to her face, but man... her tits got my FULL attention and my mouth kind of dropped open. I haven't done a trophy girl in a loooong time, and I had money burning a hole in my pocket like an addict at the racetrack, so I figured I'd at least follow her into the bar and see what was up.

She headed straight for her spot on the dance floor to the right of the main bar and started her wiggle. 3 separate guys beat me over there to talk to her and I waited until they gave up and walked away. They probably had better instincts than I did about her! But finally it was my turn as she saw me staring at her tits and mimed 'let's go'. I walked over, asked her name and she invited me to the room. I asked where she was from and she told me, then invited me to the room again. I asked her if she was ready for Xmas, and she said yes, and 'do you want to go the room?'. I said yes (honest answer!), she said 60 for me, 11 for the room, and we were off.

We were in the inner corridor in the 500 rooms, and I didn't think I had ever been in that part of the hotel before. The room looked a lot nicer than I remember Hotel Coahuila rooms to be.

Anyway, I tried to start some sort of small talk while my amiga was playing with her hooker case and I was revealing my stunning physique to her. She was in NO mood to talk in either Spanish or English. Her English was good as far as getting things set up to do business, but there was no conversation possible in English at least with me.

SO, it was time to get on with it, so she told me to lay back and she started preparing the condom. She had yet to take off her top and I was getting a little nervous about having a HORRIBLE session. Predictably she asked for the money first thing in the door. I always pay to avoid bad will. There will be plenty of BAD WILL for the first chica that decides she doesn't want to at least fuck, which I guess is my criteria for walking out or not... At least it was with her.

Well her shirt couldn't hold her tits despite it still being on while she bobbed her head on my dick. Her covered BJ was pretty good, applying lots of pressure with her mouth. She kept it up for a couple of minutes until I was pretty hard. I was rubbing her nice legs while she did it, and it felt pretty damned good.

But soon it was time to lube up and put it in. I asked her to take off the top before we did that, and she agreed to pull her tits out. Fake. DAMMIT!!! With scars evident right below the nipples. Looked totally different than when she was wearing clothes.

Anyway, started missionary and it was OK, though all she did was lie there. But after a few minutes of that I asked to switch to doggy. She first said 'you feeneesh doggy style'? but then said, 'no -- me have problem, no doggie style, sorry baby -- no problem?' WTF do I say? Shut up and turn around? I don't think so, but jeez, what a bummer. I didn't think prolonged negotiations were going to do much for my tired dick (I am getting SORE on this trip!) so I was left with little to do except to put it back in and continue missionary.

We had been in the room for about 15 minutes when there was a noise in the hallway. It was NOT a knock, but my little amiga took the opportunity to yell 'voy' and tell me 'sorry, baby, we only get 20 minutes in the room'. I smiled and told her, uh, NO, we get 30 minutes, and I know a knock when I hear one and that was NOT a knock. This was getting worse every damned minute! She said OK, but you need to 'feeneesh'

Well, yeah, that's the general idea. I did get her to sort of modify her one position by closing her legs around my thighs, but again, all she did was lie there. I started squeezing her tits a little, which I was almost surprised she was allowing. After about 5 more minutes of this and several more 'feeneesh' requests, she finally made some appropriate noises and raised her ass off the bed slightly to fuck me back.

THIS was a LOT more effective than her constant 'feenesh' requests, and I actually had a decent squirt inside her after I was worried I wouldn't ever get that far before she decided our session was over. Of course she ruined the pleasure by grabbing my STILL SPURTING DICK and trying to pull it out! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT? An extra second and a half was going to kill her?

Sink wash for her as she grabbed the towel while I was heading for the shower. I AGAIN tried to make small talk, but she couldn't get out of the room fast enough, and I was kind of happy to be rid of her.

There are several threads re: Diana on the board, and this MIGHT be the chica from Acapulco that was said to have gotten a boob job. They are her DEFINING feature at the moment, though, and the way they hang out of that little low cut top of hers will get her a TON of business. With that kind of earning power her attitude doesn't need ANY adjustment, she will make a FORTUNE just looking good, as some moron (like ME!!!) will look and say WOW, gimme THAT! But it has been a LONG time since I have had a session this bad with a bar girl in TJ.

The good news is that I got a nice covered BJ from a young, pretty girl and got to screw her for 20 or so minutes and filled the condom. But for 60 bucks I can get soooo much more. Comparing her to the Tropical dancer from Friday makes me seem like the biggest dipshit in the world for picking her!

Anyway, I think my trophy girl on a Saturday night itch has been scratched. Well, at least I hope so! YOU have been warned.

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I don't live close enough to get to TJ very often, but it's good to hear that the veterans sometimes think with the wrong head just like me. When I do go there it seems like I have to go through an experience like yours until I get the first one under my belt. After that I can start planning my trips upstairs a little better.

Thanks for your posts which are some of the most entertaining here.

This chick stands towards the back near the big screen television. This is in front of the first row of booths but behind the main dancing stage. I see her standing next/close to Smith/Alejandra a lot and in the row in front of Bernadette Peters Erica. This is NOT the cool Diana that is talked about in another thread that stands NEXT to Erica in front of the television. That Diana is short with big boobs. This Diana is tall, about 5'7", or 5'8" with heals.

She is a muy flaca, hot blonde with big C or D tits. Fantastic body and shoulder length blonde hair. Very pretty face.

She also has bad session written all over her. She is usually pretty busy, but each time I have gone to talk to her I have immediately been turned off by her attitude.

Even before I could say "Hi" the first time I approached her I got a "Let's go to the room!" On a slower Sunday night I actually got her name, age and where she was from before a "Let's go to the room!"

I don't remember her age or city though. I just called it quits after that. Dart told me he thought he name was Viviana or something like that, so Diana may not even be her name. Has anyone done her?

Aomost did her about 2 weeks ago .She caught me after about 10 drinks. Went upstairs and was hit with money and tip now. very cold and humerless. ended up chalking it up to experience and left after about 5 min to her question "whats wrong" it was a waste of $60

She used to be fat, in fact, her facial features kind of reminded me of Louie Anderson.

She definitely got lipo and probably is using some kind of amphetamines on top of that because her body is super tight now with a tiny waist.

I hardly thought of her when she was Louie, but she's hot now. That kind of body is always tempting, but her bar personality has got to be one of the worst I've ever encountered. People used to think Ice Queen Lily was bad, this girl is worse.

She usually hangs with Smith. I don't know anyone that's done her. I tried looking for one guy that did her after she reappeared in 15 minutes, but I couldn't find him. He probably ran off vowing never to return to TJ again.

But who knows, maybe one day when I'm drunk and talent is low, I'll roll the dice and try to work some mojo with her.

8 minutes...12:18am until 12:26am booth to booth. That's how long she was gone with this guy, or more exactly the time between him getting up from his booth and sitting back down after being with her.

When he got back, I didn't even think it was him. Eight minutes is a new record and I thought it must have just been someone that looked like him, but I kept my eye on the door and no Diana returned in the short time. I asked the guy if he took the blond that was just here, he said he did and she wasn't worth it, he was only with her ten minutes. I told him it was 8 minutes because I had timed it.

This was the poor guy's first time ever with a hooker in Tijuana. I told him he probably made the worst possible choice in the whole bar.

Here are a few more description details of Diana (pronounced dee-AH-na) from Colima. I confirmed her name and city from a third party (amiga).

Her hair is very blond and straight, just past her shoulders. She has fair skin (light skin tone) and a very pretty face. She also has braces which I believe are new.

She seems partial to two piece outfits consisting of open backed bikini tops with matching mini-skirts.

If you think you have Diana, check behind her right shoulder. She has an outline tattoo of a poorly drawn four-leaf clover.

Chances are you might not get her name. While observing her and from personal experience, she seems to be the quickest ever draw on posing the question "Go to the room?"

I tried to get more details later of exactly what occured in the entire 8 minutes he was gone, at least three of which had to be wasted to and from the room, but the guy seemed freaked out and disenchanted with the whole situation. I wonder if he'll over do a girl in TJ again.

Feel free to spread this post around. The more victims we save from Diana, the better.

Looks like we have a new Ice Queen.

I had a chance to see her in some normal lighting (as opposed to dim club lighting). I'd knock her down a full three notches from 9 to 6 in good light. She has poor skin quality with caked on makeup and an odd looking mid-section because lipo is obvious.

I still see guys taking her up, though, that is those that don't get turned off by her club demeanor. I see a lot of guys walk away, too.

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Porker, I think I got this chick the other night. But, she told me she was Diana from Sinaloa. Also, with heals she appears mcuh taller- like 5feet '7-8'. I cannot remember if she had a tattoo or not as I was trying to forget being in the session. Also, she didn't seem in her early twenties, but I admittedly didn't ask her age. I guess she could be in her early twenties and just be aging hard, however. I actually thought the girl I got was in her mid- late twenties (but your original post was from 2002) so some aging till now is expected.

The reason I am pretty sure this is the exact same chick despite the discrepancies is because there were so many similarities among our experiences. This was likely the worst sexual experience of my life. I'm nice as can be to these chicas, and this girl started off with a bad attitude as soon as the door closed.

BTW, her face is really unimpressive once you get in close. Her body is pale as can be. Her tits are impressive but she barely will let you touch them. She acts like changing positions in bed is a threat to world peace. She'll constantly damn near bark at you for something once she gets in a bad mood. I forced myself to 'feeneesh' as soon as possible just to end the session.

Guys, just be on the lookout for this bleached blonde with fake tits and incredibly pale skin.

She's dyed her hair brown but she still has lots of blond streaks. She looks better IMHO, but I doubt I can do her with the rep she has and timing the last guy I saw go with her at 8 minutes.

She's hanging with Leslie - Colima, another attractive blond, but a much better lay IMHO. I repeated with her, but Athos didn't think she was worth more than one go.

Another horror story on Diana. This guy I met said she just stopped mid-session while there was still plenty of time left and said if he wanted to continue he'd have to shell out another $60. He was pissed, I think he even warned another guy while they were talking. The other guy didn't take Diana up. If he did warn him, he got lucky that Diana didn't get him kicked out or worse.

From what I've heard Diana has got to be queen bitch of all time. I don't even think Red Sonia was this bad.

Beware the pretty pale girl with long blond or brown hair and the four leaf clover tattoo behind her right shoulder. This is Diana - Colima and she is EVIL.

Last time I saw this chick, she was getting definitively fat. Couldn't have happened to a 'better' girl. Let's see her mellow out now that she doesn't have a model's body to woo guys. Her face looked like it was still aging hard. You could see a lot of wrinkles already.

She's dyed her hair red and is working again. She got most of the fat lipo'd out, but she's still a little bit heavy, but looks nice enough to nab a bunch of victims. Definitely still a nasty attitude. She's hanging out in HC, beware.

She has another tattoo that I just noticed this week. She may have had it before, but it's kind of low on her back so it could just depend on the clothes she's wearing. Anyways, I only saw the top of it, the scythe and head of a Grim Reaper.