'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, so I headed down South.
The border was busy with people and cars.
I flagged down a cab, to my favorite bars.

Monte Carlo's was closed, so was Al Capone's,
as was Hong Kong Bar, when the alley I roamed.
I walked through red curtains and wandered AB.
I crossed two small streets and entered CC.

I went back outside, to see fire rockets
set off by some guys who had them in their pockets.
I returned to both bars, talked to several hombres.
I thought of the chicas, then took note of their nombres.

There's Alexia - Mexico City - CC (PHOTO),
Alondra (ex blond dancer) - AB,
Anjelica - CC (PHOTO),
and Araceli - Veracruz - AB (PHOTO),
Ariel - Mexico City - CC (PHOTO)
Claudia - Mazatlan - AB (PHOTO),
Claudia - Mexico City - AB,
and Denise - AB (PHOTO).

Now Fabiola - AB,
Fernanda - Mexico City - AB (PHOTO),
Grecie - AB,
and Isela - AB,
Jenny - Santa Ana - AB,
Jessica - AB,
Laura - Veracruz - AB,
and Maria Magdalena - Veracruz - AB.

Saw Maribel - Mazatlan - AB,
Marlen - CC,
Melissa - CC,
and Merari - Sinaloa - CC,
Monica - AB,
Naomi - CC,
Norma - CC,
and Pati - AB.

Then Susana - CC,
Tanya - AB (PHOTO),
Tanya - AB (Webpage),
and Vanessa - AB.
Other names I don't know, I have to confess.

I then found a cutie, to take up the stairs.
She took off her clothes, left on her fake hair.
She blew me, I fucked her, put dough in her hand.
I walked outside hungry to a near taco stand.

After eating I left, with my thoughts all in order.
Got home satisfied, from my trip past the border.
And to all the Hombres, I'd just like to say,
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD LAY!

The names without links do not have reviews, so here are the notes on who they are. I removed them from the passage above.

Alondra - Adelita Bar - Evening dancer, had short blond hair now brunette. She looks much better with long brunette hairpiece.
Anjelica - Chicago Club (PHOTO) - Recognized her from Anjelita AB photo, but pretty sure she said Anjelica and I've seen her CC.
Denise - Adelita Bar (PHOTO) - Recognized her from Drewwho photo and seeing her around. Massive weight gain.
Fabiola - Adelita Bar - Somewhat heavy brunette with hair in high pony tail. Introduced herself but not really my type
Grecie - Adelita Bar (PHOTO) - Older blond. Recognized her from a friend's photo. I was really suprised he did her.
Jessica - Adelita Bar - Short, tan skin. Straight shoulder length dark brown hair. Face kind of has natural frown look to it.
Laura - Veracruz - Adelita Bar - Kind of cute girl with pale skin. Heard she was former streetgirl
Maribel - Mazatlan - Adelita Bar - Tall brunette attractive friend of Maria Magdalena
Marlen - Chicago Club - Older very friendly but lacking as much in looks. Used to bartend second bar.
Melissa - Chicago Club - Melissa and Jocelyn love to sit back right corner booth with a few others.
Monica - Adelita Bar - Not sure on the name. Used to be well known for the "White Dress" photo. Disguises herself before leaving bar.
Naomi - Chicago Club - Slightly heavy dancer. Don't know much about her, not really my type.
Norma - Chicago Club - Ex of a TJ regular I knew long ago
Pati - Adelita Bar - New dancer, looks gringa but is not. Solid body with slight stomach, but carried well and looks good.
Susana (ex AB ex SG?) - Chicago Club - Pretty ex AB brown hair, used to hang with Suzette
Vanessa - Adelita Bar - Former daytime AB, now dancing evening, possibly Vanessa from Veracruz will have to confirm

Grecie and Isela were not working, but I included them because they have not left. I also just added a link to Grecie's photo which I forgot to do earlier.