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ClubHombre.com: Tijuana: -Adelita Bar/Chicago Club/Hong Kong Bar Chica Reviews: Chicas from K-L: Letti - Mazatlan - Chicago Club (PHOTO): Archive 01
By Grooveze on Monday, August 18, 2003 - 10:41 am:  Edit

20 yo, 4'10", 95 lbs, shoulder length hair (usually dark blonde), no tatoos, no scars; all in all her body gets a 10.

I have known Letti for about two months but could not take her up because mi novia Susanna works with her. After my split with Susanna on Wednesday I decided I had to try Letti. We talked, drank and danced for a couple of hours and the vibes were great. Before going to the room I asked the three biggies: DATY, BBBJ and DFK. She immediately agreed to DFK and DATY but hesitated on BBBJ. After what seemed like several minutes she finally said "Yes, for you. You are my special friend."

In the room Letti was wonderful. A great kisser! BBBJ with tenderness and much attention to mi pelotas! The most beautiful, sweet tasting panocha that I have ever had the privilege to enjoy. Sexo in any position I wanted. After trying a few, I decided that plain old missionary was best so I could look into her eyes and enjoy those great kisses.

While in missionary, she took her legs and hooked them back over mine so she could get leverage to pull herself into me on every stroke. I just broke up with a girl who I considered to be the best I had ever had but Letti left her in the dust!

After an hour in the room I gave her $90., we went back downstairs and had more drinks. She told me that I paid her too much. What the? Later she asked if her friend could join us and I said of course. Monserrat sat down and we drank and talked and danced. About an hour later, Letti said they would like me to go to dinner with them but that they wanted to pay. What the? We had a great dinner and of course I would not let them pay. I told them they worked too hard for their money to spend it on me.

After dinner, Letti went back to my hotel with me. Two more rounds and each one was better than the last. In the morning, I stuck my hand out with money for her and she said NO! You are my special friend. What the?

Letti is one of the featured dancers and I consider her the best one there. She is the girl that performs with the Gorilla at the 7 pm show.

10 for body, 8 for face, 10 for sex and a definite 10 for attitude. Enjoy!
_________________
My dick, my heart, my brain; if they ever agree I'll marry the girl!

By Robert Johnson on Monday, August 18, 2003 - 11:26 am:  Edit

Great to see a fellow unstingy poster! Looking forward to rescue her from that frightful gorilla beast. She puts on one of the most entertaining shows.

avisar2004@yahoo.com

By Porker on Monday, August 18, 2003 - 05:09 pm:  Edit

Very interesting report. Looks like somebody has taken Ben's playbook and is running with it. I better stop or I'll start sounding like Explorer. Hey, if you got the dough, might as well enjoy it. Plenty of guys DO have it and still choose to have crappy sessions with Adelitas rush queens. As this report indicates, there's a helluva alternative across the street.

But yeah, dude, you paid too much! And sitting there buying a ton of drinks and buying the friend drinks, etc. is going to get you labeled as a WHALE. Not a bad reputation to have, though.

By Porker on Monday, August 18, 2003 - 05:51 pm:  Edit

And let me explain what I mean by paying 'too much': To the regular customer of CC and Adelitas and other places where they knock on the door after 25 minutes or whatever, 90 bucks for an hour in the room sounds reasonable. In bars where it's quite normal to get a room for the night (why not spend the extra 8 bucks and have UNLIMITED time rather than paying for the room for an hour?) like the Tropical group of bars, chicas are NOT clock watchers. You agree on a price with them and they will stay with you generally as long as it takes, and if you have treated them well before and during, may stay well beyond the time it takes for round one. The price at Tropical should be anywhere from 50-70 bucks, and I'd say that almost ANY of you can get just about ANY chica there, La Tropa, Las Chavelas, Miami for that lower amount. Time for that amount is HOWEVER LONG IT TAKES, and I would say 45 minutes would be the NORM. It's your money and you can pay what you want, but if you're thinking with a AB or CC mentality, just DON'T. It's not the same ballgame.

By Reytj on Monday, August 18, 2003 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

At least for the Sun 7 PM show Leti performed solo which was good news since it's really irritating having the gorilla come around asking for tips.

Reytj

By Maximus743 on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 02:51 am:  Edit

Porker,

So true about the options across the street but I have never been able to find an English speaking Chica outside of AB or CC.

Every time I go into TB I feel out of place as I certainly don't speak Spanish nor though a good dancer, I don't know any of the Spanish dancing.

Also It seems I am regularly attracted to the rush queens of AB and CC.

Fortunately I manage to get them to stay in the room the full thirty minutes. Such as Lorena, Africa and the legendary rush queen Slyvia.
I won a bet with a friend who said I would be back in ten minutes or less. I lasted the full thirty minutes with her.

I've rarely seen a "10 body" in the Zona so I guess I will have to hit TB earlier so I can make the 7 pm show.

By Porker on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 01:19 pm:  Edit

Maximus, a tip: For every 2 hours you spend reading and posting here between trips to TJ, take one hour to learn some Spanish! My first trip to TJ I probably had a vocabulary of about 200 words and couldn't form a sentence to save my life. I flipped for a couple of Zona girls and got REAL motivated to learn.

Of course this isn't mandatory. My friend Tomas never learned hardly any Spanish and his favorite bars were the locals' bars and he had NO trouble picking out the best of the best from those bars. His favorite word to work into the conversation: "Hotel"! And even the most innocent girls seemed to know all the numbers in English! Not knowing Spanish doesn't have to be a problem if you're comfortable making your way around the Zona.

Maximus, don't psyche yourself out about bars like Tropical without giving them a try. Even though the chicas at AB and CC tend to speak MORE English than Tropical chicas, you aren't really having deep, meaningful conversations with them before grabbing them and taking them upstairs, are you? 'Fucky' and 'Sucky' translate very well in Tropical too!

By Maximus743 on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 07:55 pm:  Edit

, you aren't really having deep, meaningful conversations with them before grabbing them and taking them upstairs, are you? 'Fucky' and 'Sucky' translate very well in Tropical too!

LOL! You crack me up. Yes this is true.
However I do try to charm them into a better session and tough to do without understood verbal communication.

EXCellent tip about taking time out to learn Spanish vs spending so much time on this site.

Ok gotta go, one of my favoritas Shania Twain is having on concert on TV

By Taco_surfer on Tuesday, August 19, 2003 - 10:50 pm:  Edit

Another of my finds is found. Congrats. The look from behind is first rate.

Now, if could only get that girl in the Madonnas billboard I see near the pedestrian entrance...

By Grooveze on Thursday, August 21, 2003 - 09:42 am:  Edit

I don't mind buying drinks for chicas and talking and dancing with them as long as I am enjoying myself. The first several years I visited TJ I went only for the sex. About six months ago I was sitting in AB after two rounds upstairs and noticed Samira across the room. I told my friend that I was going to call her over and if I got a hard on I was going for round 3. After about 30 minutes of conversation we went to the room. What I remember most about that day is how much fun I had just talking to her. I was back in a couple of days and after that, I took her on a couple of mini vacations to Rosarito. From then on, I have been hooked on talking to chicas. I think the sex is much better once the chica gets to know you.

By Socrates69 on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 02:32 am:  Edit

I'm a SG type of guy, but have to say amen to that. Great report, one of my favorites so far.

soc

By Maximus743 on Thursday, August 28, 2003 - 07:36 pm:  Edit

Grooveze,

I agree totally. That is why it is my goal to learn to speak Spanish. I enjoy talking with the chicas. Just not able to do it yet.

Not being able to verbally communicate can be frustrating or boring at times.

By Concarne on Friday, August 29, 2003 - 07:01 pm:  Edit

Maximus...whenever you need translation services or lessons let me know and I will accomodate. A beer and a taco will do as payment =)

Grooveze point is well taken....I have begun doing what he mentioned. Hanging out, have a few brews and exchange stories....as long as I am having fun. Some of the chicas are quite boring honestly and after talking to them a couple of times they get me yawning. At that point I just have to decide to either work the free action or just pay for the test drive.

By Sixspeed on Monday, September 01, 2003 - 01:07 am:  Edit

Grooveze, I agree with your assessment of the enjoyment of the chica's company, assuming she is capable of providing company. Porker's point is well taken, though. My experience is that if Porker tells you that you paid too much, you may not have, but if a chica in ZN tells you that you've paid too much, you definitely have. I've been with Letti 4 or 5 times myself, but I was always careful not to overpay her. I knew after the first experience I would be going back for more, and I didn't want to be paying way too much "in perpetuity" just because I fell in lust the first time. I will have to admit that I agree with everything else you have to say about Letti, and that goes for your comments on Suzanna as well, as my experiences with both echoed yours. Thanks for the posts. Sixspeed.

By Porker on Monday, September 01, 2003 - 04:27 am:  Edit

Sixspeed, you're alive! Good to see your handle here. Glad to see you're looking to save a few bucks these days, you cheapskate! :-)

Re: Susana, guess which of our friends spent a few hours making out with her and denying under intense cross examination that he had girlfriends in every bar (the one in Miami turned out to be her cousin) the only time I've been to TJ this year (a month ago)? Then I drag him to the Fiesta at La Tropa and she shows up with a date! OOPS!

Spent any time in that alley lately waiting for you know who to finish her 'shower'? :-)

I look forward to many more Sixspeed reports.

By Sixspeed on Wednesday, September 03, 2003 - 11:15 pm:  Edit

Porker, Yes, I'm back, but never really left. I've actually been a fixture down there twice a week since forever. but developed writers block a couple of years ago. Hence the web haitus. As far as your friend, that sounds like it could be Otravida. Am I close? As for Dina, She's been living with her new novio since last December. Still been seeing me on the side, of course, but now I have to be much more discreet given the situation. She's 9 months pregnant right now and due any day. Not mine, hopefully. I don't have time to talk but I'll email you soon. Same email address as before I presume? Sixspeed.

By Porker on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 09:47 am:  Edit

Sixspeed, yes, porquer@yahoo.com, and yes, again, it was indeed the NOTORIOUS Otra Vida who is doing his best to STAY AWAY from the temptations down south.

Re: the 9 mos. knocked up one, there could only be a couple DOZEN other possible culprits besides you, right? :-)

Good to see you posting again, and best of luck in your TJ (and Central American?) adventures.

By Ben on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 05:32 pm:  Edit

Fucked Letti today.

Very nice girl with a great attittude. My kind of body. No kids frim little ass and slender body.

Down stairs I was talking to her and her joined a the hip amiga Monserrant. They are both dolls and look like Mutt and Jeff when they are standing next to each other. They ask me about my novia(referring to Susana I assume) and I said "you have to be very stupid gringo to have A Mexican girl friend that works in a bar. Amiga si, novio, no,"

They both started laughing and high fived me.

I would highly recommend her.

She is leaving on Monday to go to work at Adelitas, but please do not mention it to her or her bosses, as they do not know about her new job.

By Ben on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 05:38 pm:  Edit

Oh I forgot.

I paid her $500 for thirty minutes!

By Milkman on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 06:12 pm:  Edit

for 100 bucks I would high five you too

you forgot to mention that you gave her friend 100 bucks just to sit and drink with you

porker can we do something about this guy ?>

By Sixspeed on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 06:27 pm:  Edit

Very,very, very sorry to see Letti move to "The Meat Rack". She'll probably become very high volume at AB and not need us anymore. So much for getting the jerk at the Coahilla Hotel reception desk to wake her up at 9AM like the RDO guy does for me. DAMNNNNNN. Sixspeed

By Ben on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 07:12 pm:  Edit

She is leaving because she says the money will be much better.

I told her she was right about the money, but that her heart would be bad.

She said she understood.

By Curious on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 07:42 pm:  Edit

Oh Damn Ben....

I SURE as hell hope you used a condom.

If not, get thee to a clinic.....

By Ben on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 09:02 pm:  Edit

I did use a condon, but what do you know about Letti that makes you say that?

By Milkman on Thursday, September 04, 2003 - 10:04 pm:  Edit

If you used a condom there is no need to worry

Right Curious !!!

take care
Milky

By Grooveze on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 09:38 am:  Edit

Letti told me last week she was going to Adelita's soon. I tried to explain to her that she would be with a different group of hombres and that they would not treat her as well. She said she knew that but that she needed more money. If Susanna leaves Tropical at the end of the month (she told me she may) Letty would become the number one draw and make plenty.

As for the condom, some guy posted on The Erotic Review that a friend of his got and STD and it was either from Letty or another chica. I wrote the moderator and had the stupid message removed. How some idiot can post hearsay like that is beyond me.

By Tjphoenix on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 11:13 am:  Edit

"Heresay" certainly doesn't make it wrong or false! Maybe the "idiot" posted it in a far-fetched attempt to warn his felow mongers of a possible problem.

By Curious on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 11:20 am:  Edit

Well, OK. The "friend" was me.

On Saturday night a couple of weeks ago I got a lap dance at Hong Kong Bar from Jade, one of the dancers there. During the lap dance she offered her pussy, and I bit. Well, I didn't litterally bite her, but I did put my mouth on her pussy.

The next day I had a long session with Letti. I spent a lot of time DATY with her. This was late Sunday afternoon/early evening.

On Tuesday I had a hell of a sore throat. On Wednesday I went to the Doctor. Turns out I had chlamydia of the throat. BTW, this hurts like hell when you get it in your throat.

If Letti did not give it to me (and I tend to think she did not - Byron told me AFTER THE FACT that Jade was not known for her excellent hygiene) she was at least potentially exposed to my infected throat.

And if Letti wants to go anywhere she should consider the Chicago Club. She would be a major hit there, IMHO.

By Ben on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:13 pm:  Edit

Is it OK if I tell Letti that you probably gave her the clap? HA.

I appreciate the warning.

I know a couple of people that think they were infected with stds in Hong Kong.

NO, not me.

By Curious on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:24 pm:  Edit

I actually had told several people about this, and asked them to tell her she may have gotten exposed.

The immediate results of my posting this are really interesting.....

Oh, and I thought it was grooveze job to tell her what gets posted about her??





(Message edited by Curious on September 05, 2003)

By Ben on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:36 pm:  Edit

I think it is right to report an std as soon as possible to not only the board, but to the lady involved. It is for everyones protection.

By Curious on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:49 pm:  Edit

I agree. However, the problem with posting it on the board is that I am not 100% sure WHO I caught it from. I don't want to hurt someone who is NOT infected. (Actually I don't want to hurt ANYONE, but I suspect it will slow business down for both these ladies).

Plus there is the issue that next time I am in TJ having both of them chase me around La Zona with sissors. Or worse. (This assumes, of course, that someone bothers to point me out to them. Just to help, I am an old, gray haired guy in good shape for my age, I have LOTS of money to throw around, and people often call me "Ben".)


By Ben on Friday, September 05, 2003 - 12:59 pm:  Edit

Very Funny.

I think that if you report the situation accurately and explain the circumstances, as you have on the above post, no one should complain.

By Sixspeed on Monday, September 08, 2003 - 06:04 pm:  Edit

Grooveze, Suzanna reported to me on Sunday afternoon that she had no intention of leaving Tropical Bar to go anywhere. I hope that's true as she and Lettie both compliment the bar better than most of the rest of the chicas there combined (not to slight any other lady there, of course). Sixspeed.

By Grooveze on Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 11:13 am:  Edit

As with everything else Susanna told me during the two months we were together it was all just to get more money and a deeper commitment.

As to telling Letti what is posted about her: NO MAS! I am going down tomorrow to see her. I WILL tell her that I am infected and that even if I didn't get it from her, she should get checked. I am not sure as I will take the tests in TJ but I am having some symptoms and only hope they are psychosomatic. I may also tell Susanna the same thing. It wouldn't be fair to have Letti blame Susanna without giving Susanna the chance to blame Letti.

Would I be wrong to wait until I have done them sin condon to tell them?

By Ben on Tuesday, September 09, 2003 - 08:39 pm:  Edit

No. I think you should tell them and at the same time deliver the antibiotics to make them well.

After all, this is all your fault in the first place.

By Grooveze on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:24 am:  Edit

Wow! Here's the deal. I don't think telling them at the same time is the act of a sane person. However, I am going down today and I will have with me 150 tablets of 500mg tetracylene. Normal treatment for chlamydia is 2 tablets daily for 7 days. This means that I only have enough for 10 chicas. I know four who I will give tabs to, Ben will 6 sets be enough for your amigas?

By Ben on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:37 am:  Edit

What a question to ask me. You must really think I am a whore?

Lets see, will 6 sets be enough?

Maybe I should also buy a bottle.

By Innocent on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 06:16 pm:  Edit

Curious,

Sorry to hear you drew the card. Thanks for the heads up and timely info.

Not too long ago I thought I got a STD from BBBJ SG Beatriz. After I told her she got checked immidiately and was negative.

I believe her. I now beleive I had complications fron prostitis/prostate infection.

Why because I had similar symptoms after my last flight to BKK sitting in tight jeans for 21 hours
with no sex before.

Any way chech it out on the internet. There are easier and more aggressive tretament plans eg one gram of Zithromax, one dose followed by Tequin.

I don't remember the dose on Tequin.

By Ben on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:29 pm:  Edit

Funny you should mention the prostate.

I was at my Dr's office for an unrelated reason today, but he just insisted on sticking his finger up my ass because he hadn't been there in a year.

Glad to report everything was just fine, except it was slightly enlarged. Of course I could say the same thing about the Big Fella.

By William on Wednesday, September 10, 2003 - 09:51 pm:  Edit

Milky must been playing Doctor again.

By Grooveze on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:24 am:  Edit

Went to see the doc yesterday. Test results should be available later today. After listening to my history, he thinks it may be prostatitis and not chlamydia. Prostatitis can be caused by chlamydia and linger after the chlamydia has been treated and cured.

BTW Apparently the symptoms of prostatitis (frequent urination; painful urination; pain upon ejaculation; and, enlarged prostate) can come and go. It is unknown why.

After hearing this, I decided there was no need to tell Letti so we just enjoyed our time together in the normal fashion.

By Snapper on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:36 am:  Edit

"After listening to my history, he thinks it may be prostatitis and not chlamydia."

How honest were you about your history? Did you tell the doc that you're a Tijuana whore-fucker?

Ok, I'm being a tad bit obnoxious, but I wonder how much we hide from our doctors about our habits can effect their diagnosis.

By Grooveze on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 03:01 pm:  Edit

My history is that I have had Chlamydia twice in the past two years. Yes I told him I was a whore-fucker and since he is in TJ he probably figured out where. I try very hard to be honest with everyone and especially with docs where my best interests are served by telling the whole story.

BTW He had a good suggestion that I never thought of: Use a condom.

By Milkman on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 07:03 pm:  Edit

i used a condom once until Ben told me that aids was a myth in hetrosexual non drug users and that the Drug companies pump millions into old retiring doctors to say otherwise in order to boost their revenues.

now I just use them as water ballons and throw them at Youngbrig and Snapper

Milktuff

By Snapper on Thursday, September 11, 2003 - 11:07 pm:  Edit

My favorite way to use a condom is to fill one with about 2 teaspoons of hand lotion then drape it over a buddy's car door handle.

By Grooveze on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 10:24 am:  Edit

That is too funny Snapper!

Tests came back negative for all STDs. That's the good news. Bad news is I have to go back for a test for prostatitis. Worse news is the test. The doc has to stick his finger up your ass and press hard enough on the prostate to force fluid out the end of your dick. Good news is the fluid has a very short way to travel.

I am very happy that I did not tell Letti anything on Wednesday.

By Ben on Friday, September 12, 2003 - 10:42 am:  Edit

You must belong to an HMO.

I belong to an PPO and instead of a Dr's finger up my ass, they have this really hot 20 year old nurse that gives me a blow job to get that fluid.

By William on Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 01:38 am:  Edit

Milky dressing like a nurse now?

By Innocent on Sunday, September 14, 2003 - 11:22 am:  Edit

aaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha!!!
;)