By Maximus743 on Tuesday, January 20, 2004 - 03:50 am: Edit |
Since many guys post trip reports with no names of chicas ala Penthouse forum
I will return the favor but starting off with the first part of my weekend which was not in TJ but Vegas
The Mexico report starts with paragraph 9.
1)This past weekend I headed out to Vegas for a much anticipated weekend of mongering and to see the Consumer Electronics show and the Adult Video Awards Porno Babes.
2)I'll skip the details but instead of spending SAturday at the CES all day and seeing the Porno babes at night. A different weekend unfolded.
Fri I left late at 3:30 pm and spent six hours on the road to Vegas, took a nap from 10-12midnight, went to the Bellagio to scope hookers and at 2am went to my favorite place practically anywhere. Crazy horse II strip club.
3)Forget the Zona
Never leave me alone in this club.
It is almost impossible for me to pull myself out of here let alone with money in my bank account.
Fortunately I did fairly well with turning down hotties unitl 6 am. Then I got super lucky. A total perfect for me knockout thin fake boob blonde babe came walking through my room called
"Circus Maximus"
I said "oh no that girl is trouble"
She immediately spotted me and came over and spent the next 2.5 hours with me.
She only milked me for 6 dances despite me saying I would gladly take her to my room for $400.
Although in reality I only had $160 in my pocket from gambling. She said she did not do outcalls and took things slow.
4)I cannot discuss illegal in the US details, but I had the best time ever (without fucking or a BJ). Of course even CHII has limits.
The whole time guys would randomly come by while she was sitting on my lap kissing me, telling her if she could please stop by and see them next.
5)WTF? Those guys had balls.
I was not sure why this girl liked me as she has been with all the high rollers including Palm owners the Maloof Brothers. And like I said in 150 minutes she only danced 24 minutes of that time and I bought only one drink for her and guys were dying to throw big money at her.
6)Thankfully she pulled me out of there at 8:30 am and would have gone to eat with me but had to get home to her kids.
7)I barely made it to CES by 2:00 pm and walked around unitl closing at 6:00pm I watched the end of Tenn-Pats and then had dinner won my bet, hit three numbers in a row on craps +$60, got screwed on a winning 40-1 $5 to win $200 bet on the big wheel, made a scene and went to my room at 10pm.
8)Suprisingly enough the stripper tracked me down in my room by my first name only. I had forgotten to give her my card. Anyway I returned her call and she said she would call back. I decided to skip going to Venetian to see the Porno babes and instead showered and shaved and got ready to see my stripper babe.
9)In the meantime my TJ buddy calls and says come down to TJ. I said no way I need to go see this stripper. Well the stripper calls me back and instead of letting me come to her place or coming to my place she ends up skipping work and talking to me on the phone for 4.5 hours.
10) At 4:40am I crash out and 5 hours later get up to check out and drive another 4.5 hours home just in time to make my 3:00 softball game.
11) After the game I head to Church (Yep) and then eat dinner. AFter dinner I crash at 8 pm exhausted. At 10 my TJ buddy calls and says head down the chicas are out. I say OK and get up shower ,shave etc and at 11:00pm I head for another two plus hours of driving to the zona arriving at Cascadas just before 1:30 am
12)I am pissed the place is deserted. Maybe 6 street girls nobody in HK except Snapper and Franco. Nice to meet you Snapper.
I use Franco to get some info on one of my favoritas then head to AB. What a fucking joke.
20-25 girls at most. Three doable chicas. Africa
Daniella (bad vibe) and one other.
13)I go to CC. Deserted. 6 chicas 8 guys. I go to TB deserted. Five chicas, 9 guys. I go to LC, this place is busier but still no hotties.
14)Some girl on the dance floor smiles at me while she is slow dancing. I do a double take. She smiles again. I make my way around the room and she is sitting at the door. It is Claudia that a monger intoduced me to back in September. I ask her if she remembers me. I could not hear the answer. I describe my friend, call him by his Spanish name and she says she knows three of them.
15)I tell her I'll see her next time. I go back down the alley, nothing except Flo and Veronica in front of Cascasdas, two cows in front of mini and two nothings in front of eduaro.
16)I go into HK. Letti in on stage. She looks ok but small boobs and she did not look at me once while in I stood at the Cascasdas desk despite trying to make eye contact with her four different times.
Earlier in the night Franco says hi to her and he guaranteed she would say hi to me. she smiled at him and totally ignored looking at me and went on her way.
17)I leave Hk it is now around 3:30am. I walk into AB. Holy Shit. Paydirt! There is a 5'6 in heels, thin chica stripping with awesome fake boobs and nice tiny round ass. Long brunette hair with streaks and it is has been crimmped. I walk up to the stage with my dollar. Two feet away she ignores me for the entire song. The next song she comes over and I ask her name. She says jennifer.
I have been warned about a Jenny stripper that is from SantaAna that is the biggest cxnt in AB and terrible service.
After her dance I grab her before she goes in the ladies room. I ask her if she is leaving,
she with no personality or smile says no.
AVoid any hot AB stripper named Jenny or Jennifer.
18)Fifteen minutes later she comes out in street clothes and go to the mens bathroom to grab chips
she sits in a booth to the left of the front door.
19)I slide in next to her. She ignores me. I say hi and start chatting. She is ice cold. I speak all English and tell her that she understands me.
She tells me she is working unitl 6. Yet she is blowing me off in an empty bar and is in street clothes. I ask her if she ever lived in the States, she does not answer, I ask her if she has any friends and who is her best friend.
20)She coldly says I don't know you and I'm not telling you anything. She gets up and walks over to waiter number 9 and talks to him for like a half hour. My Tj Buddy comes in and says he is grabbing a nap. I sit in the booth and watch her body behavior with the waiter. Another waiter comes by and joins in on the chit chat.
21) Finally she goes into the dressing room. I pull waiter #9 to the side and ask him why she is so unfreindly. He says she is unfriendly? I tell him she is the most unfriendly chica I have ever met all my years in the zona. He looks suprised. I tell him she is muy malo and will not get any business. He laughs. She comes back out in her cowboys jacket and sits in the booth again.
22)I stare her down and leave. It is now around 4:30 am. I am dead tired, 10 hours sleep in the last three nights. I roll up to Cascadas lobby. No one but Flo is there in her long high RED boots.
23)Flo is 5'8" in those boots, long brunette hair, thin, Barely an A cup, long nice dark skin legs, nice ass. I say what the heck. She stands firm on $20 for sin ropas no BJ. I'm too tired to negotiate despite we are practically the only two in the alley.
24)We go to a short term room. I ask her if she has a husband or boyfriend. She says no nothing, no kids. She asks if I have a wife or girlfriend. I say no. She says I lie and all hombres lie. She is frezing taking off all her coats boots, stockings gloves etc.
25)She has no tits. I'm tired. I am not turned on by her body or distant attitude. I make conversation and loosen her up and get her to laugh and smile. I ask for a BBBJ. She says no, nunca. Yeah right. I ask for a BJ, she says $10. I put up a mild protest but say yes, it's 4:35 am. She does a goood job on the CBJ. Gets me up. We go to missionary, she starts getting into it and tightening her pussy around my cock, suddenly she goes dead like a fish. Then I go dead. I ask for BJ. She says not possible without another Condom.
Fortunately I have one in my coat. She goes at it again. She is OK again but is looking at the door wondering where the knock is.
She gets me up and asks if I want to fuck again. I do and she starts getting into it again and then goes dead fish. I keep it up by thinking of the hot blonde babe striper from VEgas and bang away. I finish. We get dressed and fianlly the knock at 25 minutes. I got lucky. She thanks me and leaves.
26)I go wake up my TJ buddy, he packs, we head for the border. Major traffic at 5:30 am. WE get in line it is quick. WE leave the parking lot at 6am.
WE are both dead tired. I am awake, he is swerving all over the road. He stops at the rest area 45 minutes from TJ. I don't want to stop since I need to be in LA before traffic. No luck. I hit traffic in IRwhine at 7am all the way to west LA. I blank out 14 times for a second or so. I am cursing my friends name for leaving so late. Somehow I make it home alive, without an accident at 9:30 am. 3.5 hours for a 2.0 trip.
WAY too much friggin driving for one weekend! I will try never to leave that late ever again.
By Socrates69 on Wednesday, January 28, 2004 - 11:20 am: Edit |
You got yourself a new ride, eh? Good to hear that. Vegas sounded like a good time. Too bad about TJ, but beats doing nothing for sure-z. Who the hell is "flo." I'm conjuring up images of the classic diner waitress on that TV show.
Re ces: must have been hooker heaven. Weren't amateurs or wanna-bees present and accounted for? Either way, good pervs I'm sure.
By Maximus743 on Friday, January 30, 2004 - 10:39 pm: Edit |
Soc
Good to see you posting again.
I will read your trip report when I get a chance.
I rent a car every weekend while I am trying to find my used replacement Lexus.
Vegas was fun and hotties were incredible at CHII.
Yes CES is known for attracting many out of town hookers looking for the higher Vegas dollar and wanna-bees looking to break into the porn business.