As much as I love this board, it is not well organized. By the time I'm done clicking I'm almost ready to fall off the chair. How about this: let's post our reports under a common heading so we don't have to wander around looking for the info we need. Let's keep this thread active and post to it rather than create new threads all over the place under different topics about the same thing. If we do that, we can get up to date info without clicking ourselves unconcious. Sound like a plan? Cool.

I've been mongering in TJ for quite some time now. Both at AB and the Alley. I've stayed away from other clubs because they are clip joints and more "miss" than "hit" as far as getting laid for a reasonable amount of mney is concerned.

I believe you have to spend time with the girl downstairs to get to know her a bit (and her you) in order to assure a good time upstairs and especially if you plan on repeating with the same girl. This is true of AB or the Alley.

At AB they are going to start high ($60.00) but will always come down to $40.00 especially during the weekdays and even more so during the day. Friday and Saturday nights are the worst time for value. The girls are in demand etc etc. You know the drill.

Contrary to the fantasies of some, they do not want to be your girlfriend.
They want your money - period. The more the better. This does not mean that you can't have a great experience - I've only had one bad experience in TJ and it was my fault.

My last girl at AB was known as Patti#1. She was pretty, about 5'-4" shoulder length brown hair and a great bod. She always wanted 60 but ALWAYS settled at $40 for FS. Fabulous sex. A keeper for sure. She had a cousin who worked with her - they liked threesomes. I could never afford it. I Have not seen her in AB for the last month or so, she must have moved on.

I've talked to a lot of girls. Their main beef with the guys is (in order of importance) 1) Cleanliness. They will not suck on a skanky dick. If you smell, they'll do the minimum they can get away with and then spread the word - they might even walk away from the deal. So shower up, brush your teeth, comb your hair and smell nice, it makes their job a bit more "enjoyable."

2) Courtious. Don't think that just because these chicas are whores that they are not people too. Be nice to them. They hate it when a gringo starts up with his macho bullshit. Fact is, we all have average size dicks so don't worry about it. She sees more in a week than you will in a lifetime. Have respect for that. She's there to screw you for money.
She knows why you're there so do the deal and be nice about it.
She will appreciate that and she will remember you if you are nice. Don't go nuts buying drinks - it's the express route to the poor house. Buy them one and tell them to take their time. They know the game. If you are really hot on the chica, then it's your money solder. Fill your boots.

When you get to AB, go for the 1pop early so you can have time to recharge for the 2pop (or 3pop).

Guearanteed you are going to spend $$ so set your tactic in motion early and get the job done!!

Enough for now. Let's hear from you!

Be Safe and Be Nice
Country John

There are over 6700 messages posted in the review section for Adelitas and Chicago Club chicas. It's easier to find posts on a specific chica under the current organization:
1) Topics->Tijuana->-Chica Reports AB/CC- or
2) World->Tijuana->-Chica Reports AB/CC- or
3) Homebase(already there when first logging in)->Mexico->Tijuana->-Chica Reports AB/CC-

If your concern is more recent reviews, that's what we have the 1 Day, 3 Day, and Discus Search for. You can specify the time period and topic under Discus Search.

Navigation and organization is always a challenge when dealing with vast amounts of information (over 90,000 posts in Discus plus a rough guestimate of 50,000+ Chat posts). We do appreciate all suggestions and try to implement those that we think will be an overall benefit when we can.

Countryjohn, you amuse me. There is no better organized whoreboard in existence. If you're too lazy to read everyone else's posts, why not start your own thread (easily doable here) and try and develop your own following for your 'expertness'.

And re: chupando a 'smelly' dick: The majority of AB girls will suck it with condom the first time anyway, and rubbers smell WAY more pungent than any BO I've ever experienced.

Keep posting, though, man... I love to hear from the 'experts'.

Thanks for the insight ADMIN. I'm sure I'll figure out the easiest way to navigate and get the most out of the board. No disrespect to ADMIN or the board. I posted on another board that I was perhaps a bit too used to. I do think the reviews on the Chicas is a fabulous feature.

Porker, lighten up. I'm not here to amuse you. I did start my own thread. I don't consider myself an expert, I'm just posting my observations without engaging in flaming tactics or bad manners. I would suggest you do the same. I'll be in the Zona on Thursday the 19th. Let's hook up and I'll buy you a beer. Email me for my cel phone. In the meantime. . .

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

"Porker, lighten up. I'm not here to amuse you."

yea I know that's my job