Arrived at the Alley at 2:30 (PM for God's Sake) Tuesday Mar 02 for an afternoon of hunting the mattress monster Monica the spinner. She was not out so off to AB for some lookin's. Not much happening (there is my Monica there too but she is off at 2PM, too bad because she was really my first choice). I wanted to get Monica in the alley moist and then tell her "I really want you but No Mas Cascades." so we can have another SW complaining about the loss of nookie dollars.

After I left AB I met up with some fellow english speakers, while working at Hacienda with the barkers outside. (They love my trademark "I'll BEEE BAAAAACK." I had a great time trying to get people in the club like they do, the guys had a lot of fun with it too.) If you were there you might have been asking yourself "Who is the jerk in the red shirt?"

One of the english speakers I met was a newbie from Boston. Spent about an hour showing him around and wording him up. Nice guy. White, about 60yrs, (a young 60) and full of life. Only problem is he didn't get laid. Strange. The other was Roy, super guy. Black, about 55 and a fun dude. Loved hanging out with him. He ended up wandering off with a shifty barker to some massage parlour someplace down Ninos Heroes past Calle Coahuila.

Oh yeah, went to my vehicle to make a call and noticed a few girls from AB in street clothes getting into vehicles with California plates. Interesting. No BMW's or MB or Jags, more like Jettas or Taurus. Keep an eye out for this if you park there unless there is a Guadalajara, Mexico City, Sonora or Mexicali in San Diego that I missed somewhere.

Anyway, while screwing around with that I saw the Fabulous Giovanna of Mexico City leaning against the wall outside Odisea on Constitution. This chick is a heartbreaker. Fabulous complete tall body very tight and firm but complete. Full thighs and calves, (NOT FAT). A real swimsuit edition type. I told her I loved her and wanted to marry her but she speaks no english except for "suckie fucky 20 dollars let's go OK?" which I interpreted to mean "I love you too but lets see if you can pop in about10 minutes." OK, off we went across the street to Hotel Michoacan where the main claim to fame is a mattress on a floor. But she is a delightful creature man. She is 21, one baby, b cups, firm firm firm, has a snapper that's happn'in and I blew in no time. She can push she can shove 'till it's just a stub. Wow.

Wandered back to AB to hook up with Mr. Boston and while recharging for the 2pop, saw the shift change at AB and the quantity of women go up. The QUALITY improved a bit but you know what? you can really sense the sharkpool mentality of the place. So few girls want to warm up it seems. So after a while I decided it was time to go State side but I went there looking for a 2pop and man I'm'a gonna get a 2pop so I raced back to the alley and took a chick (at Hotel Najera, don't know her name but a real dog) up for a $10 BJ that turned into a $15. bbbjtcim. Sure is something watching as she lifted her head and spat a mouthful of saliva on the linoleum tile floor SPLATTT (just missing my shoes).

Anyway, back on the business, finally got the 2pop happening down the pipe and after I blew my load, off she went SPLATTTT again on the floor (just missing my shoes again) but she sucked me dry and cleaned me up so as long as I kept my eyes closed I was ok. Would not however employ her services again in the future. Don't know what I was thinking. I just needed the 2pop.

Hotel Eduardo seems to have some fabulous new faces in front. I'll be back on Friday and will do one early then look for Monica at AB.

Always a fun time in the alley. AlleyKat 6 will be on Friday early afternoon.

Be Safe and BE NICE
Country John

Many girls have boyfriends that give/lend them US registered cars. It is much cheaper to buy and license a car in US than in Mexico.

Nice entertaining report Countryjohn. But I have to ask what inspired you to go up with the "dog" from Najera. I admit that I've slummed around that place with some borderline cute chicas that you sometimes see there, but for the most part there is some serioiusly nasty stuff hanging around that hotel. Can not even imagine getting turned on with these creatures. Just the opposite actually. I see them and I want to forget about sex and just go watch some hoops or something.

You paid $15 and for $5 more you could have had your pick of almost any hot SG elsewhere for your second pop (though maybe not the BBBJTC). So why the Najera dog? Just interested to know what gets other mongers motors running.

Mate, you're absolutely spot on. Big mistake on my part. I had just finished the 1pop earlier and wanted to head out but not before a quick 2pop so I grabbed the first dog I could get and did the deed. NEVER AGAIN. I had crotch rot for two days. Her mouth was so foul that it's shameful that I would even go up. She was a shifty type and I really should have known better. NEVER AGAIN. Stupid stupid stupid. She could have caused some medical issues with that mouth.

I must not ever use such bad judgement again. Especially there.