Decided to hit the Zona for a full Saturday and a Saturday night to do some forensic mongering for my fellow hombres (how rediculous that will sound when you get to the end of this post
. Despite my considerable mongering experiences, I learned some expensive lessons and I want to detail them here. Unlike me, most of you fellows ensure that your head is out of your ass and on straight when mongering in the Zona. Some of us however still have a few lessons to learn. I hate writing these because I look like such a fucking idiot but on the other hand I enjoy reading these types of reports by others because someone out there can learn something and avoid these sometimes costly mistakes. Besides that I keep saying to myself "what a fucking idiot. . ." so I deserve a bit of that back.
Fortunately my net loss does not exceed $200. and I DID do a 2 pop but it wasn't pretty. The wife won't miss the money until it's time to pay for the church cook-off next weekend, so I've got some time to get it back
. Checked in to the Hotel Leyva next to Chicago Club at around 2PM. Everywhere else was occupied and I was lucky to get a room. I never saw so many California license plates in one place in a foriegn country before. Remember the Alamo.
Double room (two single beds) very clean for $35.00. A rip off but whatareyagonnado? Parking lot guy tried to clip me for $5.00 parking on the way out (5AM) so I had to chat with everybody in the fucking place before I could get my car out. Very pissed off over that.
Anywayz, got to the alley and looked up Marisol (see previous posts) to see if she would go to my hotel. Wanted $400.00. No Go. Decided to Troll the alley a bit.
Vistied AB (NEVER again on a Saturday or Saturday night. The place is jammed and the girls look like they were rode hard and put away wet.) NEVER again on a Saturday night. Never. No.
Found myself standing on the corner (I must have had my "SUCKER" neons on) when I was approached by one of the many guys who try to hustle you to the various bars, a free-lancer who wants to get you to La Tropa etc. The first guy (can't remember the name) Mexican male 31 yrs but looks younger, speaks excellent english, thin moustache, thin build likes to dress in white, wears a dark colored (large) cross around open neck shirt. Anyway, I've spoken to this nice young man many times and MANY times he's tried to get me to go to La Tropa. Got deported to TJ from LA 4 years ago incidental to a cocaine traffic charge.
I told him I had the room, I need the girl, I want an all nighter, so SUP?
He said he would have someone there in 1/2 hour and he did. Delightful creature who called herself "Joanne" from Los Angeles (living in TJ until the fucking HEAT dies down), 22YRS 5'6, nice bod, funny, all that shit you know what I mean, she was at the "office," what else is she going to do.
Here was the deal: She would stay all night for $135. and leave at about 7:30AM. She would fuck my brains out etc.etc. Now she agreed to this in front of this guy and in front of me (in english) but what I didn't know was that I was being set up BIG TIME.
Turns out this guy gets $35.00 from the girl. That should have been my first clue. She said she was staying all night and would I cover his "fee." This should have been my next clue. I took a long hard look at all of the facts up to that point, considered the possibilities and then said "sure." So I paid this guy $35.00 and gave her the $135. because she was staying the night. Man, was I in for a surprise. In his defense, I want to say that he brought about 5 joints in for me at no cost so the guy's heart was, for a moment, in the right place.
She wanted to dine and I had already brought some beer and some fine smoke of my own to the room and told her we can go to a restaurant "later" (nod nod wink wink) and she seemed to be OK with that.
When just before "later" rolled around, this chica presented a fabulous body and very energetic session with all the usuals and I'm thinking to myself "
If this is what I'm in for tonight all night I'm gonna have a fucking heart attack." I had no idea that later I would have nothing to worry about in that area. Anyway, after the money shot and some afterglow she said (and pay attention here and read the next part R E A L S L O W):
"I will go to the taco cart and bring back us some tacos and stuff, I'll leave my purse and stuff here and I'll be right back and stuff."
Feeling very happy and well spent on the 1 pop I graciously agreed and gave her money for the food etc. Well, the bottom line is she never returned. The money (that she put in the purse) was gone. She left the purse though so I went through it. She left her eye liner, eyelash thing, make up etc. None of that shit matches my eyes so I threw it out.
Man, if you think these chicas do not fantasize about big thick cocks then your mistaken. For this babe, bigger is most certainly better. Shit, this chica had about 40 thumbnail color pics printed out from an ink jet printer of some dude who was hung like a fucking horse. She's had it for a while too, all worn around the edges etc.
Maybe that's why she didn't come back. I mean I have nothing to be ashamed of but there ain't no fucking way I look like that!!
I did get an exceptional lay that lasted about three hours total so I'm thinking I got some fuck for the buck and I didn't get ripped too badly but. . . . she was supposed to stay all night
!!!!! So, not to be outdone, and after waiting like a fucking fool for over an hour in the room
, I saddled up and hit the streets. Met my other street counsellor (Rico). I know you know who this guy is. Now I've had many conversations with this guy (Mexican, has thin beard, wears a cap and a white shirt with a thin black tie, usually wears an over-coat etc etc.)
Told me I got ripped off (thanks a fucking lot
) and I should have come to him first. He could set me up with a woman for $100.00 for the all nighter, she will fuck me real good too. No problems no bullshit. Hooked me up with a chica (name escapes me - jeez guys, it was like 1:30 AM) but she was short, young (stated 20 but looks a bit younger), pretty etc. She agreed with the guy that it was an ALL NIGHTER and that she would fuck till she just can't take it anymore (turns out that was about 1 1/2 hours) So I felt the old feller responding positively and decided to do the deal.
He wanted $20.00 from me and $20.00 from her. He wanted me to pay her 1/2 up front and 1/2 in the morning (CLUE HERE.. . .CLUE HERE. . . .
) So up we went and I lost NO time in having her strip those clothes off and get in the sack. What fabulous titties and large brown nipples, like playtex baby bottle nipples - the ones we like. I kept looking at them and saying to myself "for a little thing, she has beautiful large, full and round breasts, almost perfect and very suckable."
Stuck her from the side, and she was very tight, and very nice. I started to run my hand all over her body like the dirty old man I am and as I was glam slammin for the 2pop, I noticed that the girl was pregnant. Sure enough. I could feel that she was maybe 2 months to 3 months along but she was not showing at all. I started to do a mad suck on the tittles in an effort to confirm this and they were VERY sensitive, then she didn't want to do cowgirl then she did not want mish did do doggie (for the 2pop) but again, after about 2 hours of straight slammin I found myself on the sort end of what should have been a very long and enjoyable evening.
After the wet ones clean ups she said whe wanted to "leave now" which I pointed out was contrary to her oral contract. She got dressed anyway and left. Sup with the all nighter shit man???
Now I know I sound like a victim here, I did the 2pop, paid the money, had more than 15 minutes with each girl so what am I complaining about? Not sure except that I thought I'd have an all nighter and multipops with the same chica etc. Clearly it does not work that way in TJ for some reason.
So I'm back on the street again (this time it is about 3:am - not a good time to be on the street) and I'm looking for my street counsellor and I spot him trying to avoid me but I get to him and he said he was going to get the money from the girl and he would immediately hook me up with someone else for the rest of the night.
Now, my brothers, when you are dealing with these guys and they say "wait here" don't "wait" anywhere. You see, you "wait here" like a fool and Rico slips into the crowd and disappears for the rest of the evening or just our of sight until you give up and don't want to "wait here" anymore. So you wander away realizing that you've been scammed and feelin' like a fool.
On my way back to the hotel (check out time, guys as I was not staying the rest of the night) I was zoomed by Nancy just north of CC, short, long black hair, from Mexico City, wanted to come to my room, she overheard me talking to Rico. (She made me for an easy fucking mark, that's what she did.) Told her all I had was $40 and she said ok, that and a place to stay for the night so she said OK.
Got her into the room, got her smoked and all ahppy got her in the sack and she started to fucking cry! Said she was too young to have sex. Now she was young looking but I didn;t realize until she got naked that she had to be 16 years old at least. I backed off big time and got her dressed and got her out but guess what - no $40.00, she took it off the bed (I told her she could have it in the morning). Am I a sucker or what? I guess I'm lucky she didn;t start screaming or turn the cops on me for the smoke.
I collected my stuff and headed for the border at 5:00 am, the border was 1-1/2 hour wait. Very frustrating.
I got home OK and decided to post this very long trip report.
Don't trust the street counsellors, never. These guys are all ex cons and so are most of the girls. Get the room but do your pops one at a time. The all nighter for around $100.00 is a con. Lesson learned.
I can't wait to read the various tidbits of advice I'll get on this one and they are all well deserved. At least I got to check these guys out and find out first hand what lengths they will go to in order to con you, especially if you behave like a sucker as I did.
All in all, I spend more than I should have but I did get a couple of 2 hour sessions with some very nice chicas, the first was a local who does not SW or work in the clubs, the second was a SW. Pretty good service from both so no complaints there, just the all night thing not working out pissed me off.
Operation AlleyKat 11 scheduled for the first of the week. I'll try to redeem myself to some kind of respectable stature in my fellow hombres eyes.
Be Safe Out There!!
Country John