I started off my weekend run by stopping in CC. I have a new fave,Beatrice,says she's from Veracruz.The guy from the coatroom said she had left,and I was thinking about calling her room,when a real young looking cutie walked by on her way in and smiled.

I followed her inside,and hit the head real quick,taking a look around to see if my old flame was there.While in the bano,a guy in the urinal next to me looks over and goes..."this is great isn't it? you can walk right up to any girl you want and don't need to buy a drink or anything,just take them up to the hotel and fuck!".... I smiled and exchanged info with him,but thought to myself.."what an amateur...how else do you get a feel for a session without talking first?"...

Walked back to the bar and in the alcove was the young hottie sitting next to a guy.We smiled at each other,and suddenly she got up and went over to the bar.I stopped and struck up a conversation,she said she was from Guadalajara,and only there five days. I replied yeah,right,and she looked to the bartender,saying..."tell him,how long am I here?"....

The bartender confirmed that yes,she was only there 5 days,and then added..."she's 'C's cousin"...
"C" is my most recent ex, I still harbor something for her,just not quite sure what,but knowing that this chica was family,I politely told her I had to leave,and walked out.

I hit AB,and within minutes saw a tall chica standing by the end of the front bar.I walked over and stood behind her to order a drink and her chica radar must have picked me up,she subtly backed her butt into my hip and lightly started bumping.She turned and smiled and we started chatting,when suddenly right behind her I saw that her amiga was a chica I've had on my to do list for years. I managed to get the other chica's attention and brought her over. She said her name is Isabel,and that she was from Tijuana.When I told her that nobody is from Tijuana,she laughed and admitted that she's from Michoacan.
The two chicas are friends and were dancing and goofing around with each other,and flirting with me at the same time.If anybody was there around 400am Friday,I was the guy with the two chicas on top of the front bar.At one point they both got on all fours on the bar and lifting their skirts,to let me fondle their perfect butts. I had a cheek from each chica in each hand,weighing them like canteloupes,grinning like the puto fool that I am.
The other chica's name turns out is Cristofera,shoulder length dirty blond,looked like natural B cups,and a great ass.Since I was focusing on Isabel,I kept talking more to her than the other chica,but in a pinch,would have gladly done her as well.

While crawling along the bar,Isabel somehow managed to order two beers for her and her friend,and after being surprised with the tab,I decided that we should go to the hotel.

Isabel's body is very firm,she's almost got a six pack!Her tits are a little smaller once naked,but still very appealing,maybe 32B.Her best feature for me is her ass,which she likes to display with her short skirts.I looked in the report section for a previous mention of her,and there are a few Isabels,but none that seem to match this chica.Shoulder length light brown,almost reddish hair,
age I'm guessing is early thirties,32B cups,great attitude,sink cleanup.I've seen her for a least 4 years in AB.

Anyway,she gave a good not great CBJ,and then flipped over to shake that delicious ass.We rode that way for awhile,then had her climb on top for a few variations,and finally finished in doggy again.May or may not repeat,due to other options I'll discuss later in this report.I would like to mention that for me,repeat sessions always seem to have a beneficial effect. These chicas have so many one night/one time stands,that when a client comes back,it reinforces their fragile egos,even the hottest ones appreciate the fact that somebody came back.It's probably encouraging for them to know that it's steady money as well.

The next night I took my TJ roommate out for our usual Friday night out,we usually go to a local pool hall and drink a few beers and tequilas,and flirt with the non-working girl waitresses.I've gotten a few phone numbers,but so far haven't been able to get any dates arranged.
This past Friday though,his woman,was out of town,and so we decided to live a little.

He took me to the Plaza Zapato,otherwise known as Plaza Fiesta.Milky,you're right- it is mostly loud music discos with very young girls,but I think I could handle it.Maybe if you lent me your Spideyman outfit I could even score! He wanted to go to a strip club there called Kumbala,so after paying $5.00 each to get in,there we were.

We sat down at a small table,nice enough decor,and a waiter brought us 2X1 drinks,he had 2 Dos XX beers, and I had 2tequilas plus a water,all for $12.00. Not bad so far.
Suddenly 2 chicas materialized and plopped down next to us. I say plopped,because in my case the chica was very overweight!We exchanged pleasantries and then they asked if we would buy them a drink. They both ordered tequila,and when the waiter brought their drinks-$20.00!!!
My attitude soured after that,and didn't improve when my chica got up and shoved her floppy tits in my face during a tableside dance. I was still steamed about the drinks and couldn't even bring myself to pretend that she was arousing me.The proverbial last straw was a few minutes later when the waiter brought over another tequila and set it in front of the chica. I told him that neither she nor I had ordered it,please take it back.He tried to stare me down,but I had my buddy,a local,with me,and after a double tequila in me,I'm motherfucking crazy,he wasn't about to pull this shit on me.
Minutes after we had sat down,7-8 members of a Mexicali motorcycle club came in,and pretty much took over the place.When I saw one of the members jump on stage to dance with one of the fat dancers,I looked at my buddy and we both stood up to walk out.
I was kinda pissed about the whole experience,but like Milky says - I took one for the team,and hopefully by reporting this,nobody else will waste their time or money going there.

Back in the car, I looked at my partner and told him great idea,now what? He laughed and said,okay,let's go where you like to go,Zona Norte.Music to my ears,we were off!

We parked in the lot in front of CC,and stopped in to see if Beatrice was working. We did a lap about 3/4 of the bar,when I stopped short.There in front of me was "C", my ex. I didn't want to talk to her,or even see her,even after two months the wounds are still fresh,so I turned around and headed back the other way. She saw me and started following us,I think she wants to talk,but her working girl attitude won't let her break down and admit it. I've offered several times through her girlfriends and various letters and calls,but have gotten nowhere.
On the way out,I saw Beatrice and even though she was with a client,quickly said hello and that I would be back.

We decided to hit Mermaids for our next stop,that schoolgirl look turns me on.We walked in and sat at a table and ordered drinks,a beer and tequila was $8.00 plus a buck tip.There on the stage were two very overweight girls dancing to "Hotel California". They stripped off their schoolgirl uniforms and it almost hurt my eyes to look! I leaned over to my partner and whispered..."why are all the strippers so fat tonight?"...which set us both off in a fit of helpless giggles!The next song the DJ played was "Angeles Caidos"(fallen angels) by Alejandra Guzman which is a slow blues riff. I'm always surprised when I hear something in Spanish like that,but over the years I've been exposed to more and more Spanish language blues and rock as opposed to the cumbias/Nortenos music so prevelant everywhere in TJ. I saw that look in my friends eye,and read his mind.Before he could act I whipped out a dollar to the maitre'd and bought a lap dance for him from the "healthy" stripper. He burst out laughing,but paid me back minutes later by sending her over to my seat for my own dance! "Don't worry baby" she cooed in my ear as she smothered me in her massive mammeries and blessedly the song finished quickly.The chicas dancing seemed to be the only women in the place,there was a young hottie in the schoolgirl dress working as a waitress, but she seemed very young,like 16-17,and I didn't even want to think about it.

We decided to hit the alley,so on we went.

We were headed to check out Hong Kong Bar,but I dragged my amigo past to see if I could spot any of my old SG amigas.There was a period a few years ago where I did my share of SGs,mostly out of a misguided sense of loyalty to a departed AB girl who had broken my heart.Very long story,not sure if it's still in the archives here,but it would be under my handle,circa 1999-2000.
I was looking for Magali or Danielle,both used to work out of the Hotel Capuricha,nighttime.

Didn't see either of them,but both of us got grabbed by several SGs walking up and down both side of the street.Entering Hong Kong,I wasn't sure what to expect-I've usually only gone there late Thursdays/earlyFridays AM when there were very few chicas dancing,and not many I would want to take to a hotel.This past Friday at midnight though,the place was jumping and there was all kinds of good looking talent everywhere. We lucked out,grabbing two seats right by the steps leading up to the stage,and quickly ordered a couple of beers.

I know it's been awhile that they've had the private booths,at least 1-2 years(?),but I had never tried them.We watched a few dancers,and then a hot chica came on and my buddy grabbed a waiter to change a bill for several ones.The chica's name turned out to be Yasmin,and as reported on this board,is very young,very pretty. She was too much like my ex CC chica for me,and I let my amigo stuff her pants.

Next up,a slender young hottie,who had FBI in white letters on her black shorts.She was helped onstage by a very large gentleman who seemed to have something going with her.He stood there smoking a large cigar,and kept peeling bills off a wad,and kissing her mouth every time he'd put the bills in her G string. When she finished,he helped her offstage, and in a few minutes they entered a private booth.
My amigo and I watched a few more girls,when suddenly a very exotic chica strolled by on her way to dance on the bar. She was wearing thigh high red leather boots,and the thinnest strip of material covering her beautiful butt.She looked like a Latina/Asian mix,which gets my motor running everytime.Meanwhile the large guy and his dancer had been in the booth for at least 6 or 7 songs! When they finally came out,they both were smiling,and cuddling,and he looked somewhat satisfied. They were standing right by our seats, and I stood up and told him..."you DA MAN!"... and shook his hand. He smiled,and then told a passing waiter to bring beers for about 4 or 5 guys in his group,and pointed to me as well.Thanks guy,whoever you are,I like your style!
We sat and watched a few more dancers,and I stood up to hit the head nextdoor in Miami Bar.
I had heard that they feature strippers these days,not just ficha dancers/couples.Actually the last time I was in Miami Bar,I saw a 60+ year old guy dancing completely naked by himself on the dancefloor! Nobody seemed to mind,it was a real slow night,even though I almost pissed myself from laughing so hard! On the way back from the bathroom, I saw two strippers getting ready to go on,and they were spraying shaving cream on the floor.I went back into HK and excitedly told my buddy,when he pointed to the stage in front of us, and there was a pile of shaving cream as well.
On went the slender chica from before,as well as another chica. The large guy was there helping his lady,puffing contentedly on another cigar. I still can't beleive what happened next.Within minutes the two chicas were covered in shaving cream,and began licking it off each other!(I reached out to taste it,and it sure was shaving cream,I looked over at the big fella,and he smiled,and said "yeah,it's some nasty shit!"They were down to just barely there G strings,and soon began to simulate cunnilingus! Maybe they were actually doing it,but from my angle I couldn't really tell. The large guy kept handing his lady a towel from the stack by the stairs to wipe the cream out of her eyes,and then he'd give her a swig of beer before she returned to the activity onstage.At one point the slender chica was sucking on one of her amiga's nipples and the large guy was sucking on the other,as they posed for a picture. You go dude! Both girls took turns slithering down the catwalk to collect dollars from the patrons,and finally came back to the stage when the last song of their set was over.

I've seen girl/girl shows at a batchelor party in Vegas where it cost our group $2000+,and then
$200-$300+ for private action in the bedroom afterward,but I gotta say,that the show in HK blew my mind,and it was virtually free!

The large guy helped his chica off the stage,and towelled her off.They all disappeared after that, I'd like to think that he took both chicas upstairs,I know he at least took the one he was with.
Wotta guy!

We sat there and watched them clean up the stage,they manged to do it rather quickly,mopping and towelling,it was ready to go in about 5 minutes.Kudos to the manager/owner of HK-I'll be back again for sure.

Just then Yasmin walked by,and my buddy suggested I take her for a booth. She really does look like my ex though,and rather than dredge up memories,I declined,and told him HE should take her. All of a sudden,he had money!He had been letting me pay for most of our drinks that night,and I don't mind, I make lots more than him,but I had to laugh. While they went into the booth,the hottie I had eyed earlier strolled by,and I quickly motioned her over.She said her name is Lucia,21yrs. old,with natural 32-34 B+ cups,and a great ass.We sat and had a drink,and she asked if I wanted a booth dance.For those who don't know,it's $12.00 for 1 song,and $20.00 for 2. The songs are fairly long,or seem so to me,and it was a great time.She had told me she had her period,and that's why she couldn't go to the hotel.She said she understood if I wanted to come back another time,but I was so captivated by her looks,that I wanted to keep talking.

My amigo and Yasmin came out,and the 4 of us sat at a table next to the booths. The chicas drinks aren't that expensive, and I noticed that both our ladies didn't gulp them down,but were very relaxed and pleasant. I decided to take Lucia for a 2 song booth dance,and it was very nice.
She was content to let me kiss her neck and back and then her nipples.She pulled down her thong to let me caress the beautiful globes of her ass,while doing a slow grind to the music.
At one point she stood up and turned around, and I asked her to show me her pussy,which she did. She has a beautiful pussy,with a small landing strip leading down to some pretty puffy labia.
I told her I'm sure that we will make beautiful love in the future,that I'm really looking forward to it. She giggled and said,yes,it will be fantastic.

Our songs ended,and then she had to go dance. My buddy and Yasmin were still chatting away like long lost lovers,her half full glass in front of her.I noticed the waiters don't bug you every 30 seconds either,what a plus.Lucia came on to dance,she likes American rock to dance to,Metallica,etc. I moved to the stage to watch her,she really is hot looking,I'm in serious lust!

She finished her numbers and in a few minutes appeared in street clothes heading for the door. I caught up to her and she smiled and said she was going to eat. I asked if I could invite her,but she shook her head,maybe she was meeting friends or a novio.

At this point it was about 330am,and I knew I still had to see Beatrice at CC. My buddy asked to borrow $10.00,it looked like he was closing the deal with Yasmin,so I gave him the money and told him to come find me at CC. Beatrice was eating at Al Capone's when I got there,and was glad to see me.I slid into the booth next to her,and she gave me a big kiss.She finished and we went into the bar for a cocktail. She is very affectionate with me,both in the bar,and especially in the room.I don't kid myself,I watched her with other clients a few times and she seems to give GFE to most of them.I've found that any chica that will let a client DFK and DATY on the first session pretty much does it with everybody.One of the things that I loved about "C" was that it took time to get there. She would eventually kiss me in the bar,and let me DATY,but it was only after many many sessions,that the trust level was there.
Beatrice is definately GFE though and it was a great session,just what I needed after the long night. My buddy was waiting when we came down,and in the bar,Beatrice saw his face covered with glitter and warned him to wash it off before he got beat at home! We both laughed,knowing that for now,he was safe.

All in all,one of my better weekends in TJ! Hope this is helpful to somebody.
Amamenena

Wow... nice report. Great attention to detail.

Wow,thanks amigo! I only wish I could express myself as eloquently as yourself. As an incurable romantic I gotta tell ya-your last report "the bloom..." actually made me cry! What's up with you and "Elisa"?
A.

We don't see many longer reports any more that go beyond "I banged chica A and got sucked off sin condom by chica B", at least not in the TJ section. I think that's because TJ has been written about SO much that it's hard to come up with a fresh angle. Which is why I think those who do take the time to write a longer report, like you did, deserve kudos.

How's things with "Elisa"? Well, the best answer I can give is "to be continued". I expect to be back in TJ in the next month or two.

Great report buddy.
I may be having another gathering in a couple weeks. Let me know if you are interested in going and don't tell Curiousone.
thanks
Milk

Hey Milkdud-(oops I mean Milkdude!)
Are you the bastard sun of Wesfargo or wot? Yu mek me waff!
Yes I want to cum to yur party,and I won't tell unohoo.If you keep using more than one syllable words in your posts he won't understand them anyway. I need you to call me or mail my other mail re: more bikes for the kiddies. I brought them one this past weekend,but they need 4 more.
I have tattoos,but do u think I need to shave my head to get more poossy? I have a chica in CC who will bite me now,but only if I put my finger in her bottom.
later amigo,
A.

Amamenena,

Nice detailed report.

I appreciate your efforts.