Andrea is a stripper in Hong Kong. I was in the bar with a couple of buddies after midnight on New Year's. She is tall, 5'6", 120", OK face, teeth kind of protrude, mid-length brunette hair in pony tail, small chest, nice butt, long legs.

Andrea joined me for a drink. We did a two song booth dance where she she frenched me a few times. She definitely has a quality that I can only describe as slutty. When she invited me upstairs for $50, I agreed.

I generally prefer slow, casual, makeout GFE sessions. Andrea is anything but. It was quickly down to the nitty-gritty in the room. I was definitely horny. A CBJ was good, followed by cowgirl, perrito (her panocha did have a strong odor), and missionary finish where I came hard. I'd recommend her for anyone with a moderate buzz that wants to have fun for 20 minutes.

Andrea de AguaCalientes, 27, 3 kids, 5'3, 110#, night dancer, dark brown hair in ponytail.
Looks: 6.0 Looks much better in the dark than sin ropas. Not much of hourglass while in the bar nice butt and nice legs. Very average face, bit too oval, no tits as in A cup.
Attitude: 9.0 Very good and affectionate. Nice chica.
Technique: 8.0 Good oral skills including very good cbj with balls licking and right pressure. Sexo was good with right fit.
English: C
Hygiene: 6.0 Showered and body was clean except for stinking pussy.
Overall: 8.0 Good one timer.

Hong Kong "Andrea": 27 years old (the oldest chick I have ever done). She’s about 5’6”, 115 pounds, long legs, dark hair, and sharp facial features … high cheek bones, looks a little like a black girl, but is light skinned. She has a nice tight body, and really small tits. She is a dancer at HK, and she really put on a great show, very enthusiastic and looked like she was really enjoying herself. She is very thin and her stomach muscles were rippling when she was hanging upside down on the ring. She also has a really nice ass.

I enjoyed Andrea’s show, but I really was not planning on taking this chick to the room … but she came over and sat down next to me, and the first thing she did was grab my cock through my pants. She then stuck her tongue in my ear, which for some reason I really enjoy. She asked for a beer, and I bought her one for $7. She let me play with her tits and put my hand between her legs, which I was enjoying. She put her hand completely down my pants to feel my cock. I had a partial woody and she rubbed it for about a minute. She then asked to go to the room … she said $50 and I said OK.

Once we got into the light at Cascadas, I noticed she was not as pretty as she was in the dimly lit bar … her face had some acne bumps, covered with makeup and she looked older in the light than she had inside. I had figured Andrea was 22 or 23 in the bar, but now it looked more like 25-26. She told me in the room she was 27, and this actually disappointed me.

When we got into the room, she wanted the money first, but I was not too worried about this since she had been so affectionate in the bar. I paid her the $50 and she got up and turned off the lights … I quickly flipped them back on and maneuvered her over to the bed. She stripped, and I noticed she had a few bruises on her right leg … they were pretty ugly, but the way she was sliding up the pole and swinging around from the hoop on the strip stage, I figure she might have gotten bruised that way. I also noticed her tits did not look as good in the light as they had in the bar … they were still nice, but they looked like they were just starting to sag a bit … and considering they were A-Cups at best I was surprised. Her pussy was completely shaved and looked really nice.

I laid down on the bed next to Andrea and started rubbing her body, sucking her tits and rubbing her pussy. After only a few seconds of this, she got down to business and started sucking my cock. She was very good at oral, taking my cock into her mouth, licking my inner thighs and sack, and taking each of my balls into her mouth nice and slowly. She then opened the condom, slid it on and mounted me. She rode me for 2 or 3 minutes and did a nice job, but I really don’t enjoy this position at all. I rolled her over onto her back and slid my cock into her shaved box.

As I mentioned earlier, I had already fucked two girls that night, and I had just fucked a SG about 45 minutes earlier, so I was really hoping for a tight pussy. Andrea’s pussy was not loose, but it’s not the tightest thing in the world either. I knew I was going to have to pump like mad to blow my wad, and I probably fucked her for a good 20 minutes. She did a good job moaning and groaning the whole time … she’s clearly seen a few pornos. When I started out, her pussy was hardly wet at all, but as I continued to fuck her she got really wet. This only made it harder to blow my wad, so I really buckled down and gave her about two more minutes of furious fucking … she replied by bucking her hips in tune with my thrusts and I finally blew a nice wad into the rubber.

As I got up off her and pulled my dick out of her twat, I caught the smell of fishy stink-pussy. I had not noticed it before, so I figure it came as she got wet while I was fucking her. It was not overpowering, but it was definitely noticeable. Andrea then cleaned up with some TP, and then opened the door and called for the room-boy to bring her some soap. As he came to the door, she opened it wide and gave him a full frontal of her nude body. The room-boy was smiling ear to ear and Andrea laughed and rubbed her tits in his face. She is a very outgoing chica.

Andrea took the soap and washed her pussy in the sink while I started to get dressed. I took my time getting dressed, and she came over to give me a hug and tried to kiss me on the mouth, but I dodged it and she kissed me on the cheek. She said “adios” and left. I still smelled stink-pussy on my cock, so I went to the sink and washed it.

When I went back into the club, all the waiters came over and patted me on the back with big smiles on their faces. I did not know if they were happy I was back because I had been tipping them $1.50 all night or if the chica had given me a good review …

Andrea was a good lay, was very fun in both the bar and in the room, and did not rush me despite the fact that I took awhile to come. I won’t do her again, but I don’t really like to do the same chick more than once anyway.

Overall Grade "B-"; Face "C+"; Body "B-"; Attitude "B+"; Fun "B+"

-Superman-

Superman
I give the short review, you give the long review.
Thanks for posting reviews.

Your review was right on Athos! I am just long-winded. I thought she was a little taller, but maybe she had on heels ...

-Superman-

Hmmmm. I don't know what to add? Pretty much the same deal. These reviews are right on the money.

I'd say she's about 5'6" No tits, I mean very small, to quote Third Base she's good looking in a dark light. Nice ass, nice legs, we did a lot of talking as we have a mutual friend and I was spending the night.

She left work with me and told me we were just going to her room to talk, it was good enough for me because I was too drunk to drive and she was cool to hang out with. In the bar she asked me if I wanted to go upstairs, I aksed her why? She said to talk, I asked her if she was going to charge me. She said if we just talk no, but if we have sex, yes. After a while in the room we ran out of things to talk about and we were both naked. She started grabbing at my cock. What's a guy suppose to do?

We went at it all night, I couldn't sleep and was horny as hell, she was all jacked up on speed and couldn't sleep either. When I left she asked me for money for her kid. She said she wasn't charging me for sex but she did turn down a client that came looking for her because she was with me. I gave her $50 for about 8 hours.

She was making some noise about being novios, I told her I couldn't go thru with that shit again. But I told her if she doesn't charge me I'll come back and be with her, but if she charges me I'm not coming back.

She went for the money. They always do. Oh well, she was fun in the sack. $50 for an all nighter, I must be slipping. I used to get them for free. Though now that I think about it, it's probably better this way, now I don't have to go back.

Good posts Jocannon, superman and Athos.

Ahh TMonkey...What is it about you and these crack whores??? Was she stinky like everybody else said??

how are the crack whores in your part of the country? I'm sure they look the same, just not as dark.I'm sick of these crackwhores with no teeth. Sure they're cheap but every 2 minutes they stop sucking YOUR dick and begin to suck THEIR dick...glass dick, or light bulb in some cases.
I'm only kidding.

Andrea used to be Astrid, who worked in the old HK before it changed a couple years ago. Still looks nice, but the kid count is apparently up to 3 now. Whatever her drug situation, she certainly shouldn't be called a crack whore, she still seems way too composed for that. HK used to have a free-lance girl who'd just start dancing by herself for song after song after ... - SHE was a crack whore.

HK has some pretty decent looking dancers, still beefier than their Madonas counterparts, but these girls likely all go. Esmerelda is the only one who seems way out of place, but she still gets business somehow.

Wow really? That was Astrid? are you SURE? Huh, who knew? Yeah she's got 3 of those little suckers now. And I hate to disagree with you but she's a whore that smokes crystal methanphetamine out of a light bulb. A pipe hitting drug smoking whore. hhhhmmmmm? Crack whore. I remember that wacked out bitch who used to fumble around up on the dance floor. I still see her, she hangs out with Andrea/Astrid and is still friends with my EX-novia.

maybe that's how she maintains her thin figure at 27, so i'll go with the eye-witness obviously

It was all rumors a couple years ago, but i guess she's really slid into that lifestyle. Still seems pretty composed though, maybe in relatively small doses anything can be handled. I like the cartoonist Larson's quote: "Everything in Moderation, including Moderation"

She fights this monkey on her back. Sometimes she wins, often she doesn't.

She was doing well, and had gained some weight (IMHO, making her BETTER LOOKING) until a month or so ago.

Re: the freelance crazy crackwhore from the old HK, she was hanging out at Odisea 2001 one afternoon on my last trip. The American 'rode hard and put away wet' waitress whose rather large daughter worked there said they wouldn't let her (Jocelyn?) dance because 'she uses drugs'. Nice to know they have such a strict policy in that DIVE!

I saw her dancing at AB on Monday. She looked good, had a black outfit on and got a decent amount of tips, in contrast to the other afternoon dancers. I didn't get a chance to talk to her since she headed out right after the dance. I don't know if she also is hooking there. She left in her street clothes, as if she was finishing her shift and was only there to dance?

I took a girl (Desiree) from work to AB Thursday (1-30-03).
She is bi and really liked the atmosphere.

We tossed back some cold Coronas when this tall thin chica with those fake braids (you know like Bo Derek) starts giving me the smile/nod, you know how they do it (pssst ven!). Usually not my type because of the fake hair but the body looked great. And the face looked like well it looked like I like it to look looking back at me when I'm doing the nasty.

So I invited her over to have a bebida.
She readily accepted, called mesero #5 over as she sat on my left side slinging her right leg over my left and placing her hand firmly on my tool, and ordered a Tecate. Which she drank slowly. She speaks no ingles. But, I speak (luv me, luv me, luv me in) espanol so no prob.

I asked her if she would join me upstairs for some aerobics but, she said "Wait until after I baille, It always gets my penocha excited." So, I waited.

Shortly she was called to dance and it was pretty good, at least she did more than walk back and forth.

After she danced, she disappears back in the girls restroom for about 5 minutes. When she comes out she is looking really hot in this mini-skirt with one of those half tops.

She comes right over and sits on my leg giving me a big kiss and then nibbles on my ear and wispers that she is hot and could I get her a beer. I order her a beer and when the Tecate arrives she says "Are you ready lover?"

No need to ask me twice! So as we are headed for the door she wraps her arm around mine and off we go. When we get up to the hotel I start to pay and she says "Do we have time to do a double?" So I say I have limited funds. She says "Can you cover double for the room?" So I pay.

In the room she pulls off my clothes and starts to bbbj me. While she is sitting on the bed with my tool in her mouth doing a real good job she starts to rub her hand up and down her leg until she has her hand stuffed in her crotch and is finger banging herself. She keeps sucking me until I cum. When I am cumming in her mouth she pulls my tool out of her mouth and jerks off the last cum onto her tits. Then she lays back on the bed rubbing my cum into her tits as she gets herself off.

To this point nothing has been said by either one of us about how much this is going to cost me. So I am a little nervous, I got the money but had plans for the chick I brought with me and some chica later in the evening.

She gets off the bed and takes off the rest of her clothing grabbing my hand and pulling me into the shower with her where she bathes both of us which always gets me hard and she gives me some head while I stand up in the shower. When I am almost ready to cum she takes me back into the room and dries me off. Oh how I love personal attention.

Then she lays me on the bed face down and starts massaging me, on my back, neck, arms, legs... then she reaches between my legs and starts rubbing my tool jerking me off. When my dick start throbbing she rolls me over and in almost one motion she has put the condom on me and climbed on top and starts pumping when she sees me starting to get ready to cum she slows way down and then climbs off and gets into doggie telling me to cum in her like this. So I do.

Then she cuddles up with me and slowly strokes and fondles my tool for what seemed like an eternity (all in all the session was just over 2 hours)

The knock comes and she tells them we are almost ready and come back in 10 minutes. She drags me into the shower and we bathe each other for about a half hour.

As we are getting dressed I ask her casually, how much I owe her. She says "Usually I get $60 for media hour but, pay whatever you can afford."

I gave her a hunsky and told her I would be back for more. At this she gives me a bear hug and a really great French Kiss. So, I think she liked the $100.

Her name is Andrea, she is taller than most and thin. Her breasts are on the smaller side but not too small, great nipples and very sensative.

She has a couple of tatoos but, I can't remember what they were.

I will def see her again and when I do I will attempt to get some pics.

Overall I would rate her a 8
Looks-5/6 Bod-6 Bar Demeanor-8 In the room 10!!!

I will go with this one again and again !!!

If you try her do me a fav and tell her Estaban (TPG) says hello!

tpg@lucyballs.com

TPG, did I happen to meet you back in December? I recall meeting a guy that brought his (civilian)co-worker/gf(from north of the border) to AB for some fun. A really cute latina that was proud of the picture the roving photographer took.

-snapper-

(Message edited by snapper on February 01, 2003)

TPG.

Thanks for the invite on Monday.

I usually like to visit by myself

Hope that things are well with you.

CP

I am a pornographer so all my co-workers like to have their pic snapped as well as other things.

We might of met although I can't remember your face.

Thanks I hope all goes well for you too.

tpg@lucyballs.com

Only met other mongers in BA unless you went to high school in San Diego, or San Diego State.

Could have crossed paths there.

CP

CP the first part about meeting in the past was for snapper.

The last part about things going well was for you.

tpg@lucyballs.com

Here are some pics of this exceptionally good ab chica. \image andrea1

Admin: Photo set submitted ThePornGuy added to links at the top of this page.

Went into AB Monday afternoon, while they were having a floor show. Much to my surprise, Andrea was came up on stage as soon as we got our beer. She looks great, dances well, and I enjoyed putting those tips in her G-string. Unfortunately, other annoying chicas drove us away. We ended up in Miami, finding some reliable chicas there to go upstairs with. I regret not taking the opportunity to try out Andrea. And I wish AB would do something about those second-rate chicas who don't take no for an answer.

I've never thought much of her face, but I've seen her recently working days and her body has had me very tempted. I've known her for a long time since she was working at Hong Kong. She was good back then, so it's good to hear that she hasn't gotten jaded like many of them after a while in TJ. I may try her again if I make it down early enough.

Andrea's ass and legs remind me of thoroughbred filly, and the other day she was kneeling on the barstool with elbows on the bar, while wearing the worlds shortest minidress. I was right behind her while she got a drink of water and chatted for a moment with the bartender.

I could not help but enjoy one of the finest views of tail I have ever seen.

She is always dancing and flirting with everyone by the front area, and strutting her stuff all around, in between her strip sets during the afternoon shift.

Her body is about as tight as any girls could be, and if it wasn't for her implants (although very beautiful, just not my thing), I would not have been able to resist taking her for a test ride.

Hey, I just noticed, that no one had mentioned that she is now sporting a set of 36Ds on that tiny frame of hers.

Someone needs to start taking her upstairs to work off some of her energy.....I only saw her go up like twice in three days.

Only twice? Wow...I'm not around enough in the daytime to witness that. With her personality and body I would have thought she went up a lot more.

New 36D's? Maybe that's why she's caught my eye recently...

Michelle the vet and Andrea...two very good reasons for me to start coming to TJ earlier in the day.

I saw her dance the other day before the fight and her new tits give her a few points and put her in the 7/8 range...she'd be higher but her face is average at best. Her surgeon did an excellent job from what I could tell. I was with her about six months ago and her performance was great....wondering if the new tits will equate to reduced performance...which is the usual case when girls get more popular with new tits.

She is built for speed. Long and lean.

I think this is the Andrea that I saw in the daytime AB floor show last month (I may have mistakenly called her Adrianne in my trip report). She was one of the main daytime dancers (it seemed like she was the star of the group). She's tall (long and lean), has long straight dark hair (I think), very bubbly, confident, wore a very short hugging mini-skirt, has a great smiling personality (I found her face to be very pretty), and primarily was working the main bar area near the main AB entrance (and my office). Her only drawback (to me) was a set of fake D's that didn't seem to be moving (which unfortunately can mean that they're hard as a rock, but I do hope I'm wrong).

If her hotel performance is still anything like what TPG described in his Feb/1/2003 post above, I will put her on the top of my to-do-list immediately.

An Is she too good to be true kind of guy,

Ootie

I have a review of her under Hong Kong section. She moved to AB maybe a year ago.

Something no one has mentioned is does her pussy still smell? More than a few guys said it did way back in her HK days. That would be a shame if it does.

HJ
I had to copy and paste my review from Jan 2002 as I am pretty thorough usually in my research.
"
Andrea de AguaCalientes, 27, 3 kids, 5'3, 110#, night dancer, dark brown hair in ponytail.
Looks: 6.0 Looks much better in the dark than sin ropas. Not much of hourglass while in the bar nice butt and nice legs. Very average face, bit too oval, no tits as in A cup.
Attitude: 9.0 Very good and affectionate. Nice chica.
Technique: 8.0 Good oral skills including very good cbj with balls licking and right pressure. Sexo was good with right fit.
English: C
Hygiene: 6.0 Showered and body was clean except for stinking pussy.
Overall: 8.0 Good one timer.
"

Hey, that ain't fair.....I didn't smell no stinkin' pussy!!!

Futbolito,

More than a few mongers said there was some smell to it. If you say it didn't smell, well then that's a good thing. Maybe she discovered you can mix vinegar and water? Who knows? I may have to see for myself.

Harry

Well, now I’m getting conflicting reports about Andrea. See Maximus743’s report under Smith – GDL (AB).

Harry

I don't get the connection.....Maximus is talking about an entirely unrelated girl and says one line about Andrea at the very end. Smith is not Andrea by any means as I know her too.

My nose was working fine on Halloween afternoon as I detest that terrible smell as much as the next person, but I never sense a foul odor at all that day. Maybe I just got lucky (again). I do know that she did not bother to shower after we had both worked up a light sweat, but then again, that was nothing compared to how overheated her body was after dancing in that damn latex cat suit!

I'll just hope that she has gotten the message and is keeping her "garage" clean and smelling nice for "company".

"I don't get the connection.....Maximus is talking about an entirely unrelated girl and says one line about Andrea at the very end."

I realize the comment is under "Smith", no connection between the two girls, stated or implied. The point is, he ranks "Andrea Aquas being number 2 or 1 most disappointing." I also realize YMMV, which is why I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and check things out myself.

The odor thing is a dead issue.

Harry

As much as I normally like to always go for an hour in the room, I have found that 30 nminutes with Andrea is more than enough.

I had to try her again and sure enough it was even better than the first time with her.

And this time I made sure I was not wrong about the odor issue. Pure 100% Grade A fine thoroughbred filly......

She is very skilled at giving head and had me anxious to get into the saddle right away.

Like most thoroughbreds, she will try to get you to the finish line as fast as she can, but you just have to bridle her energy and control the ride.

I let her know up front how I wanted the saddle put on the horse, and how many changes I was thinking of.

Doing her doggie on her knees is truly an experience that everyone should have before they die......but then push her down on her belly and you will feel like you have died and gone to heaven!

This session was longer than our first because we were just getting dressed when the talachero knocked on the door.

I let her leave the room before me as I think that is a matter of pride for her (besides the fact that my legs were still wobbly....lol).

One thing I like about her is that she still flirts with you in the bar afterwards.

And if you are lucky enough to see her perform on the dance floor, it brings back pleasurable memories when she rubs your face against her boobs.

Just one of the reasons why I love going upstairs with the dancers in AB.

You know I saw her dance about two weeks ago and went up and gave her a couple bucks. She just seemed cold to me. I know that for the brief time she's in front of you, you're not going to bond (no pun intended), I don't know, she just didn't seem pleasant. She is on my short (very short) list tho.

Harry

Saw her Saturday afternoon.
Must have forgotten our bad session and management involved discussion on Sept 14th
as she saw me checking her out and walked up to me,wrapped her arms around me, pressed her body up to me and asked if we were going to go up to the room.

Damn she has gained weight. Not alot of weight but enough to ruin what only two months ago was one of the best bodies with fake boobs in TJ.

A "thoroughbred filly" she certainly is in more ways than one. I am primarily motivated by facial beauty, and as intensely as I have desired to sample Andrea's legendary service, I just haven't been able to get over the obstacle of her face...which is very much like that of a thoroughbred filly - she's the queen of the horsey face chicas. Looks great in the club but when the light shines bright...aye, I don't want to be negative...she is a nice girl and she obviously works hard to make her customer's happy. But I will get past it and go there one day soon...all the other factors are just too fine to stay out of the saddle.

E,

Will drinking help? Just kidding. I don't think she's that bad looking, but certainly not the best either. That body doesn't hurt tho.

Harry

Anyone see Andrea around this weekend or has she gone home too?

I didn't see her Thursday or Sunday and I came in between 7-8pm on both days.

d,

I usually see her much earlier than that. 4ish and she disappears about 7ish.

I was there this Monday the 22nd between 5PM-7PM and she was sitting next to me at the bar in HC. Did not talk to her, at the time I recalled I had read that she had a stinky-pussy problem. Then I read that she was AOK, but still, the memory of the stinky lingered in my mind. She is really tall though, and has a nice rack. But still, no good vibes on me. I went with Fernanda from Puerto Vallarta better.
MA

Yes, she is a tall one and yes she does have a nice rack. As I posted on Dec 8, she seems alike cold (unfriendly). But I am determined to do her and see for myself. I'll be there this Saturday and Sunday, so we'll see how it goes.

I did her last friday and she said she was going to be around until after the first. I think she said she was going home on the 3rd. I have had her 3 times over the last 2 - 3 months and have enjoyed her more each time. I buy a few drinks and she has gotten comfortable with me so that never hurts. I have a thing for the dancers and have tried a few of the afternoon group.

d'Art,

You report seeing her. It was reported elsewhere that she has a new nose and lips. Any sign of thoses??

Harry

I didn't see a new nose or lips but the breasts were new (to me) and my eyes didn't divert away from them much while she was dancng.