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By Daytimer on Friday, September 21, 2001 - 10:20 am:  Edit

I went in Tropical with a buddy at three in the afternoon yesterday (Thursday). It looked like a bust for the first 20 minutes. A waiter told us not to go because the show was about to start. Yeah, sure, we have all heard that one before. But he was right this time. There were only four girls in the show, but they were all new to me
and all awesome. It was a good show considering the very small crowd. I wonder why they even bother with an afternoon show with such a small crowd?

Lluvia finally showed up. She knocked my buddy's socks off. He had never seen her before. He could not believe how hot she is. She is 19 years old, blonde, slender, nice tits, and perfect white skin.

We invited her for drinks. She was in a good mood, and although she speaks nada English, we had a good time with her.

I asked her to dance and she said OK. It was the first time for me to try and do one of the fast couples dances. She realized right away I did not know what I was doing and told me I was bad and did not want to dance. I laughed at that one. She was right. It did not bother me she did not want to be embarrassed by me. We sat back down and had a picture taken.

Lluvia's picture was great, mine was awful. She laughed at me. She kept picking up the picture and looking at it so I could tell she wanted it. She was pleased to have it, not because of me of course, but she looked so hot. I think she liked the fact she looked so good in the picture.

I kidded her about her probably going to cut me out of the picture. We had a good laugh about that.

We told her we would be back before she got off at 10pm, we never made it back. Next week I will check Lluvia out again.

By Ootie on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 12:15 pm:  Edit

Excerpt from 12/2001 trip report.

Daytimer pointed out Lluvia to me from our table along the West edge of the dance floor. She's a young blonde with a gorgeous face and nice body although her butt is a bit bigger than required by my definition of a physical superstar. To be honest, she actually wasn't really my type personality-wise either. She displays an air of ego and an "I'm better than you" attitude that turns me off.

We enjoyed watching the couples dance and then the floor show began. I happened to notice another tall beautiful blonde (I never got her name; maybe Daytimer will know) with more of a sweet and friendly facial expression than Lluvia. We exchanged smiles. Suddenly a waiter approached and informed me that this particular blonde wanted to know if I would buy her a drink. It was kind of thrilling for this monger past his physical prime to be "hit on" for a change (even if it was solely for business reasons). So I agreed. However, another customer had grabbed her in the interim and they took a seat directly across the dance floor from us. But for the next ten minutes, she kept smiling at me whenever her customer was looking the other way.

A Wondering if anyone knows the name of that other blonde kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By Dirtyoldman on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 01:26 pm:  Edit

Yes OoTie, it must be karma because I am pretty sure you are talking about Amy.

Amy de Tropical y Hong Kong, NOT evil Amy.

She is a sweetheart. And a cuddler.

I see our tastes converge again.

When she danced, did she have the wet hair look? That seems to be Amy's trademark of late.

By Ootie on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 01:48 pm:  Edit

Dirtyoldman,

I never saw "Amy?" dance that day, either with a customer or solo. I wish I had.

Our tastes converge again? What other chicas are you referring to? Have we ever met in TJ?

A May have to visit Tropical a little bit more kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By Dirtyoldman on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 05:52 pm:  Edit

No, we have never met in TJ. Or anywhere else, for that matter.

But we have come close a couple of times, and this last time I was in TJ at the same time you were - a fact I didn't learn until after you had left.

I've enjoyed your reports, here and elsewhere, for the past few years.

Maybe someday we will meet.

By Altogringo on Saturday, December 22, 2001 - 08:00 pm:  Edit

I don't think Lluvia is Amy though I can't recall who Amy is right now.. Lluvia has a tattoo on her right shoulder, can't remember the name but didn't think it was Amy..

Lluvia is very tall and kind if awkward in her movements but tries to priss around like a petite chica, chewing her gum and glowing under the black light cause she's so white & blond..

By Ootie on Sunday, December 23, 2001 - 06:05 am:  Edit

DirtyOldMan:

You read my reports elsewhere? Was it JRSSG, Redsnake or GP?

Altogringo:

Lluvia and "Amy" are definitely two different chicas. The "Amy" in question has a much more sweeter cute face (cute as in a Jennifer Aniston sense, Brad Pitt's wife) with long straight blonde hair if I remember correctly. Lluvia's face would be described more as glamorous or beautiful (as in a Susan Anton sense).

A Prefers cute over glamorous kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

By Goodtime on Monday, December 24, 2001 - 06:18 pm:  Edit

Lluvia is typical Trophy Fuck, not even a fucking
covered blow job. It makes you wonder what she
look like without make-up.

By Tjjohnny on Tuesday, December 25, 2001 - 01:43 pm:  Edit

like shit... I saw her one early morning wondering around in front of TB.

By Bajalover on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 06:17 pm:  Edit

I recently had the chance to try Lluvia. For me, she was a very bad choice. I should have realized that I was getting the "bad attitude" vibe downstairs, but she *is* very cute and the little head took over (to the tune of $70 for 1/2 hour I might add).

En la cama, she was terrible. First, she was very shy about letting me see her body at all. It turned out she had hickys/bruises all over her breasts and neck. (Otherwise, she does have a fine, tight little body.) Now, I don't let details like that bother me particularly, but she was *very* not into the session. I had to really work on her to get a CBJ at all (she tried to refuse), and she was very clearly not turned on by anything that was happening.

For me, a very definite "Will Not Repeat". There are much better times to be had in TJ.

BL

By Antonio9977030 on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 06:32 pm:  Edit

I had wanted to meet Lluvia for a long time due to all the high praises. I have seen this blond a few times but she never caught my eye. She is very popular among Mexicans. One day a waiter tried to hook me up with her and I asked her name. "Lluvia" as told. The first thing that came to my mind was "beauty is in the eyes of beholder." I passed.

By Altogringo on Friday, February 22, 2002 - 07:02 pm:  Edit

IMO, she's just there to be seen and nobody notices her as much as she does herself, hehehe..

By Blazers on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 10:20 am:  Edit

I think I'm going to buy her some fichas and tell her how fat she's looking these days(put on about20-25 since first arriving) and how much fatter she will be in the future if she keeps drinking these fichas. She needs to be put in her place and I'm just the one to do it.

By Daytimer on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:38 pm:  Edit

It is too bad Lluvia is wasting what could be a gold mine. If she had a good attitude she could make some good money. She is very pretty and sexy in my way of thinking. I have noticed the extra weight, but she is still sexy. Putting on that weight so easily at such a young age is an indicator of big problems in the future.

I have never done her because of her bad attitude. She left the table once after I bought her a drink and she never came back. Another time I asked her to dance and she did so for about 30 seconds and sat back down because she realized I was just learning to dance to the Norteno music. If she had given me a couple of minutes I would have had it going. But her bad attitude never gave me a chance.

I still like to look at her, but I think it is such a shame she is being so stupid. When I first saw her a couple of years ago I was very hot on her. She looked about as hot as anything in town. It is obvious she is losing it now. Too bad.

dt

By Redongdo on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 01:54 pm:  Edit

Yeah Daytimer.

How dare her not enjoying the kind of job she has. What could possibly be wrong with her? It's a shame she's so stupid and passed up on a chance to be with a happening guy like you.

Jeez....sometimes I don't believe the shit I read on these boards.

By Drewwho on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 02:35 pm:  Edit

Damn Red, you still on the rag?
I didn't get that out of DT's post at all.
Seemed to me all he was saying was that if she was smart enough to at least PRETEND she enjoyed the company of some of the guys who don't meet her pretty boy standards, like just about every other puta in TJ who makes decent bank, that she'd be one of the top money earners in the Zona.
As it is, she's just a well known bitch with a reputation as a bad lay as well.
Of course she doesn't give a shit. That's obvious. Sometimes you can take the ranchera out of Sinaloa but you cant take the Sinaloa out of the ranchera.
Like just about everybody else, I say fuck her. Or more accurately, don't fuck her. Let the bitch starve and drag her fat ass back to Sinaloa where she can pump out 10 kids to a husband who then disappears forever looking for a decent job in America to support his family.
She deserves it.

drew
Still pissed off that she diss'ed mi broder last year.

By Curious on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 02:42 pm:  Edit

Red:

A wise man once said:

"I do and have done to me what I enjoy. Other people do what they want and who cares as long as no one get's hurt."

Advice to live by, no?

By Redongdo on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 03:01 pm:  Edit

Drew,

It's called reading. I didn't make up the word "stupid". You're seeing what you want to see.

Curious,

I'm not sure what your point is. I haven't "done" anything except note the fact someone just posted a buncha shit.

I know, I know...I need to just ignore the nonsense and move on. The Trick Mindset just amazes the shit out of me sometimes.

By Drewwho on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 03:19 pm:  Edit

Red,
Why don't you just fucking chill out and relax.
Sorry, but DT didn't deserve your crap.

drew

By Redongdo on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 03:55 pm:  Edit

Drew,

I'm not going to that level. I knew when I threw that out I'd attract a buncha flames, it happens when you dare challenge something posted by someone who has attained "guru" status on internet boards.

I could dissect his post and explain every nuance that led to what I posted. But I won't because it'll just lead to another thread of disjointed attacks that peter into offtrack "noise".

It's easy to hear but hard to listen.

No need to say "sorry", take it any way you want.

By Curious on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

Red:

Live and let live.

The fact that others want to enjoy TJ in ways different from the way YOU want to doesn't make one way better and the other way worse.

No right way to do it, as long as he doesn't hurt anyone else, no?

Let me buy you a beer or two....

Maybe some of us DO have rose colored glasses on. Hell, sometimes I probably (??) have had BLINDERS on. But it's MY way. Let each of us stumble along on our own path.

By Drewwho on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 04:00 pm:  Edit

Sorry Red,
But just like you misread that post of Ben's a while back and then totally misconstrued Jo's later response, you're way off track again.
I think you're beginning to read into posts what you want to see and not what's there.

drew

By Jesterking on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 04:16 pm:  Edit

Sounds like jealousy to me.

It's obvious that most of your posts consist of inane wisecracks because otherwise you're rather dull. Your sad excuse of blaming the post rather than your personal vendetta against Daytimer is rather transparent and makes you look rather silly.

You're much better being laughed at than attacking others, you should go back to being a clown.

By Ben on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 04:25 pm:  Edit

I think that Lluvia is a bitch and always has been and it would be nice to see a boycott on her regarding drinks, sex, etc.

i have never ask her to the hotel or bought her a drink, but I have spent times observering her, and she really is just very un friendly to most around her.

I don't care why she is so fucking miserable, hey get a new job, go to school, who the fuck cares.

Why should we waste our money on a piece of shit like her, just because she is so unhappy with her job?

Ben for a Boycott and make sure we tell her.

By Rickfeliz on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 05:24 pm:  Edit

"I haven't "done" anything except note the fact someone just posted a buncha shit."

Being able to comprehend "what is" requires being able to distinguish between "facts" and "opinions".

Regards,
RickFeliz

By Blazers on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 05:34 pm:  Edit

She has no reason to be stuck up anyway. She's just an average fat chick with died blond hair that happens to be from Sinaloa. She doesn't dare try to make a living at AB or CC...she'd just blend in. She only stands out in TB because the girls there are unrefined and dress poorly. When couple of new hotties were stealing her thunder a couple of months back, she was humbled big time. Now she's competing against fat young girls and her attitude is back.

By Farsider on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 05:48 pm:  Edit

Speaking from the viewpoint of a neutral observer... I gotta tell you, Red, no matter how many times I read Daytimer's post, I fail to see how it merited that kind of response.

My take was that he was just telling a story... no more, no less. Maybe I'm way too simple-minded for my own good.

By Altogringo on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 06:37 pm:  Edit

Maybe Red should start his own board like another infamous flamer from the RedSnake days, hehehe..

By Daytimer on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 07:17 pm:  Edit

Red.....I would love to meet you someday in Happyland. I have been told by a mutual friend that in person you are actually a pretty nice guy. I bet you and I could be friends.

I have come to realize you are the kind of guy who loves to rattle cages and stir the pot, so to speak. I have some friends at work who do that and are disliked by many. I tend to like the people who are disliked by others, so you and I have a good chance of being friends.

In all honesty, I had to go back and read my post to see what in the world I said that could have set you off. My main point was that I have seen Lluvia for the past couple of years and I think she could have originally had a very hot business going with a different attitude. I think you give me more credit than I deserve. You are reading into my post a lot more than what is there.

dt

By Daytimer on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 07:26 pm:  Edit

Red....Now I am bracing for the flames about my audio Ensenada trip report and the other post I made about Bar Tropical. I am interested to hear the deep meanings of everything I write and say.

I really do wish I had the deep and alternate thoughts you think I have. I think you are actually giving me a compliment for intelligence I don't have. After all, I am a monger. How smart is that?

By Senorpanocha on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 07:36 pm:  Edit

" Seemed to me all he was saying was that if she was smart enough to at least PRETEND she enjoyed the company of some of the guys who don't meet her pretty boy standards, like just about every other puta in TJ who makes decent bank, that she'd be one of the top money earners in the Zona. "

So now she's supposed to PRETEND she enjoys your company? Shit, I can't even stand you and all I have to do is read.

I don't know Lluvia but I like her allready, think I'll stop in and buy her a ton of ficha's, congratulate her on her taste in men.

By Senorpanocha on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 07:54 pm:  Edit

WasteofTimer

He isn't giving you credit for anything, he's inferring your'e delusional. Did you ever stop to think maybe Lluvia is so reviled by what walks into that bar, that maybe by exercising what little control she has left in who she chooses to be nice to she is trying to hold onto her last vestige of dignity?

By Byron on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 08:07 pm:  Edit

Hey Red,

Have you ever pondered if your Donkie Pie enjoys the kind of job she has?

By Porker on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 08:28 pm:  Edit

Wow, what a thread! Where do I start???

Daytimer, cheer up, my personal theory is that she's scared shitless of gringos and always has been. Oh, and please ignore the flames. They come from people with SERIOUS (as opposed to my MINOR) emotional problems.

Blazers, don't forget to mention that you once saw a much skinnier chick that looked a LOT like her on some La Tropa promo fliers. She was allegedly the model ~18 mos. or so back.

Redongdo: You GO boy!!!

SP: Yeah, that SnoreTimer pisses me off with all his bragadocio. See, DAGO SLANG JES FOR YOU!!!

Did I miss anybody?

Oh yeah, Lluvia... I predict that the next step in her 'evolution' is to start using crystal to negate the tendency toward weight gain. This will correspond to a supposed 'improvement' in her attitude too. A win/win situation? Uh, better for the both???

By Drewwho on Saturday, February 23, 2002 - 10:59 pm:  Edit

Well Panocha, its nice to see you're still as big a dumbfuck as ever. I've never as much as tried to by your new gf Lluvia a drink.
My post was simply based on observations of her actions in the BT with others and reports like DT's.
Personally I don't enjoy fucking the little "bambis" right off the Sinaloa bus. I guess that must be your thing. Must be easier that way for you to convince them you really do have a dick and no, they're not supposed to feel it go in...
I'm just so glad I still have my personal little fan club.
*poke**poke* "Dance SenoraPanocha, dance."

drew

By Hombre on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 12:39 am:  Edit

Why doesn't everyone here take a deep breath, relax, then go get laid. You'll feel much better.

By Rickfeliz on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 07:37 am:  Edit

"Gracias Hombre" (Thanks, Man).

You're right. I do feel better.

Regards,
RickFeliz

By Milkman on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 08:06 am:  Edit

Just Great !!!

All this over a chica.
She must be something !!
Again Milky Gets Deprived.
Daytimer Point her out to me
I will straighten her ass out !!!

Milky

By Tjjohnny on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 11:50 am:  Edit

na she aint shit, trust me... re read bajaboys post. she's been in tj too long, should have got her when she first arrived a couple of years ago.

By MrBill on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 02:30 pm:  Edit

Good advice, Hombre. It never ceases to amaze me how many people here "need to get laid"!! Hey, I know about this one website where they talk about how/when/where/etc to get laid - maybe some of you should check it out...

MrBillO- ~ Sticking my nose where it don't belong... ~

By Explorer8939 on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 02:46 pm:  Edit

If you're talking about the chica with the fake blond hair at BT, no, I wouldn't spend the extra pesos for a dye job.

One of my rules in TJ is to avoid the chicas with the fake blond hair, they are local-traps.

By Aardvark on Sunday, February 24, 2002 - 05:06 pm:  Edit

Tjjohnny: "should have got her when she first arrived a couple years ago".

Isn't she "still" underage? How old does that make her "a couple of years ago"?

By Tjjohnny on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 11:35 am:  Edit

when she first arrived she told me she was 17 going on 18. looking back i'm guessing she was 15 or 16. One of the waiters told me yesterday that she just turned 18

By Milkman on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 12:21 pm:  Edit

If you asked a waiter if Elvis was here they would say yes.

They know the type of girls the mongers like here.
So every girl is a virgin , just turned 18 and just arrived this month.

Tjjohnny - you are correct , a few guys have emailed me saying she is nothing special any more and isnt worth the price of a agua mineral.

It amazes me that they can still get away with hiring young girls.
Then again nothing really amazes me in TJ.

Take care guys and happy hunting
Milkman

By Dirtyoldman on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 04:11 pm:  Edit

Gee Milky, you mean the girl the waiter offered me last night at Tropical WASN'T really a virgin up until a week ago?

His pitch was "You like girl? Very good. Very tight. Was virgin until a week ago. Very new. Very nice. Just turned 18. $60"

I will say that the hustle for drinks, and the dreaded CHEESE PLATE seem to have gotten much better recently in Tropical.

The drink hustle wasn't even bad yesterday, and I didn't see a SINGLE cheeseplate! (Maybe they really were left over from WWII, and all of them have now been sold??)

As part of our ongoing service to our fellow posters, I and my sidekick (who hadn't been to TJ for 2 years, and who had a severe case of lust for Lluvia, even knowing she was a trophy fuck) ran a little experiment.

Basically the waiter started by saying she wants $80. My amigo countered with $60. AFter a brief discussion with Lluvia, the waiter came back and said she agreed! I was surprised at that!

However, just then she latched onto a young good looking guy for a dance, which stretched into three, and then she spent the next couple of hours sitting and dancing with him.

My take was she did that to avoid a trip to the room with a middle aged fat guy. Oh wait, she was gonna go with my amigo, who is ....oh ya, he is also a middle aged fat guy. I think she makes her choices based on factors other than just money. Just my humble opinion.

There is a dynamic at Tropical that I don't pretend to understand, but she is certainly one of the Queen bee's, and wields a certain amount of respect/power/control over a good number of the people there - staff and girls alike.

And yes Milky, Elvis WAS in TJ Saturday night. I know, I talked with him! But he too is slowing down, having done only one chica a night on this trip.

Oh ya, and I, Redongdo, and Rick the happy Dick ALL took your advice Hombre, and we all went to TJ and got well laid!!

By Bajalover on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 05:22 pm:  Edit

Hmmm, seems my post started quite a lively discussion...

At any rate, my point (which seems to have somewhat been lost in all this) was that Lluvia's bad attitude is *way* below par. I've had much better experiences with 95% of the women I've been with in TJ, including several that were just as cute and young. (BTW, while I'm no spring chicken, I'm neither particularly fat or ugly, thank you. I also treat these girls with respect and kindness, generally speaking.) If Lluvia simply prefers not to be with "middle-aged" men, she damn well shouldn't take their money.

So, unless Lluvia offers you sex for free or otherwise indicates that you're irresistable, I'd suggest looking elsewhere...unless you're really into the "violating the Ice Princess" kind of session.

Just another $.02,

BL

By Drewwho on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 05:27 pm:  Edit

Sounds like a job for Kendricks Bajalover!
Then again, he may have already grudge-fucked her...

drew

By Ben on Monday, February 25, 2002 - 08:14 pm:  Edit

I will be witness to the fact that bajalover is very, very young(around 40) and is in good physical shape(no gut) probably a 36" waist, fair complextion with I think blue eyes. Nothing that shoild be replusive to the average Tropical chica.

Looks nothing like most of my close amigos.

HEE HEE BEN

By Jocannon on Tuesday, February 26, 2002 - 09:51 am:  Edit

How true, Ben. But that's why we hang around with you...so, in comparison, we look good.

By Kojak on Thursday, February 28, 2002 - 02:42 pm:  Edit

Saw Lluvia there on Monday and Tuesday. She was't busy at all. She was outside most of the time. I think the customers are getting to know her bad attitude. Any other girl in there would be a better choice. It is one thing to go up with a hot girl when you're not aware of her attitude. But it is pretty disperate to take a girl up knowing she had that kind of attitude. Everyone likes a girl of their dream. I wonder who's dream girl has that kind of attitude?