Beautiful, tall, very long straight brown hair, trophy, maybe 21. Striking. Says she's from Cuba. She asked me right away if I wanted to go upstairs. I said not tonight, but can I buy you a drink? She said no, sorry, and that was that. Somebody will want to do a reconnaisance mission here...

IT`S SMITH!!!

She just got back from a trip/vacation to Cuba and is embracing their lifestyle!

Smith!

Alejandra aka Smith! Years ago she went by "Smith" because she loved to dance to Will Smith & Aerosmith at Hong Kong. She`s a legend in the zona AND a great time.

Holy shit. Slipped through my fingers...

If it's the same beauty, tall, dark hair, body like a nubian queen. She was wearing her business best, gold top and maroon skirt. Exceptional CBJ. The kind of panocha that squeezes and draws you in. Don't miss her!

Where does she stand usually? Does she tell you her name is Smith or Alejandra? Days or nights and best days to catch her?

N8Guy
Alejandra/Smith goes by Alejandra, only hombres and maybe her amigas call her Smith. She stands by second dance floor unless HC is real empty then she might move there. Look for long dark hair, nice face make up, fake tits, fake butt. I don't know what else is man made.

Two Saturdays ago, I pointed Milkman to Smith. He had not seen her before. Milk approached her and whispered into her ear. Smith was blushing and then smiling. I was only witnessing this, but it was clear to even blind people that they hit it off immediately. Milk took her hand, started dancing on the floor cheek to cheek, his hand playing with her fake butts and then her fake tits. Sparks were flying allover. The girls standing there went crazy and were cheering them. Upon their encouragement, Smith gave him a deep long french kiss in front of all girls. And then Milk took her to upstairs, and stayed there for more than 2 hours. Milk refused to tell me what happened upstairs, but I think she was trying to have his baby.

Did you like this, Aardvark?

Byron... are your sure this wasn't a Smith impersonator from the Kin-kle?

Like Oil & Water...Smith & Leche-Boy don't mix! I've read ALLOT of fiction on this board but that one takes the prize.

I once walked up to Smith(didn't know who she was at the time)at CC (years ago) and ask her if she wanted a drink. She said no, lets go to the hotel.

As we were walking up the stairs of the hotel I had my hand on her butt and she was wearing a short light weight dress. She took my hand and put it on the front of her dress where I discovered she had on no panties.

I knew her less than 5-10 minutes before I was inside her. She was great. Very nice and very good at her job.

I feel privileged to have known her.

Aardvark. I take your comment as a sign of your liking my post.

I took this Smith chick up once and was completely turned off by her fake body. Her tits were harder than a rock and even her ass was silicone. What a disapointment! She was nice but she is terrible at giving BJ.

Is Smith around these days? She's on my very short list....

yup, she was there Saturday night standing around at the rear stage behind the bar (to the right of HC), her usual hangout.

my friend and i stood outside for about 30 minutes and i was surprised that she didn't go up once--she was easily the best looker there at the time, IMO. she does seem to be showing her age a bit, so maybe that was it.

also her hair was lighter (like in recent trip report pic by Godfather), and it doesn't look as good as when she had the dark hair (original pic). usually for me it's the other way around, but in her case, lightening it up was actually negative. again, IMO.

i was going to go for the repeat performance (good looks, great bod, *great* bj, great attitude, very active, etc,... in other words i agree with what most everyone has already written) but the selection was just way better at CC, so i ended up there.

Cool! Thanks, retina. I just have to get me sum of that. I've always thought she was a stunner - a classic beauty. I could care less if she's showing her age. I think she's maybe the hottest chica I've seen in TJ. I agree, she looked better as a brunette.

I saw this chick with blonde hair shuttling topless between the bar and the hotel the other night and I was wondering who the hell is THAT? About her 4th trip up that hour it became rather obvious that it was Smith. One of the things that added to my jadedness over the weekend in TJ was that I remember when some of the grizzled veterans now were fresh and cute. Smith used to be frickin' GORGEOUS. Now she looks like a serious puta. Where have you gone, Joe Dimaggio?

Hey Porker,

I think your jadedness is hurting your vision and or memory as well.

When I was standing next to you, two topless women went by. The blonde with the huge natural breats exposed inside of a black fishnet outfit

and a more of a brunette type, topless with large black pasties covering her nipples. You told me this girl was Smith.

The brunette (light brown hair at best) looks more like the photo of Smith and if she used to be hotter than the way she looked Saturday night then I really missed out as I rated her the third best body of the night of the 200 plus I saw that night.

So are you referring to Smith as the girl with the black pasties?

The "last" time I saw Smith, she was a brunette...but she has been blonde in the recent past.

Porker states: "One of the things that added to my jadedness over the weekend in TJ was that I remember when some of the grizzled veterans now were fresh and cute."

That's one of the great things about the zona; for every "grizzled veteran", there's always a dozen new "fresh and cute" ones

Is she still passing herself off as Cubana?

Reytj

(Message edited by Reytj on August 08, 2003)

Maximus, you're confusing me. She looked blonde to me. But to me Smith is, well, Smith!

Smith finally came back in the door past the bar and I grabbed for her saying hola. She pushed my hand away, She did not look at me and headed for her spot in the middle of the booths in front of the big screen TV behind the dance floor. What the fuck was that ?

She has been on my trophy to do list for awhile so I finally said fuck it. I am a good looking in shape guy with a good personality and it is already 5:00 am. Surely I have what it takes to keep her for 30 minutes. After all I lasted the full thirty with legendary rush queen Sylvia and also Africa.


Well, stupid stupid me.

She is very attractive at 6'1 in heels and huge 36dd or more huge breasts with long nice legs and a nice smaller shaped butt.
long brunette hair with blonde highlights.
Hair parted in the middle.
You cannot miss her.


Smith/Alejandra should without a doubt be avoided at any time on a Fri or sat night. She is clearly a rush queen on these nights.


Once in the room she undressed and I love fake boobs but hers were not a good job. The nipples looked funny and they were harder vs softer.
She has a great dark full body tan and a great ass but it also could be fake. I rubbed my cock up against her ass cheeks for a few minutes while she stood in front of the mirror until she finally told me to lie down on the bed.

She immediately bullshitted me about my cock being Grande.
She slipped on the cover and went at a very good cbj at warp speed going down the full shaft. I told her to slow down and she said no. I told her no more BJ and she said no that there was no way I was fucking her for thirty minutes with that grande xxxx. I just laughed as I pushed her away and said fucky now.
She said no, more sucky, and she dove for my cock again. I pushed her off and she got on top cowgirl. She immediately started pumping at warp speed then raised herself to warp speed to fuck the top of my cock. Within minutes of sucking on her breasts and telling her to slow down and she would not, I finally shot my load.

I told her I was not happy and that I heard of her rep from mi amigos that she rushed on sat nights and was the full thirty on other nights.
She said it was my fault that I was too excited but that I should try her another night and she works tue-sat 11-6 am. LOL !

Also when I came within ten minutes she said
"ALL MEN CUM FAST WITH ME"
I laughed and said we will see next time.

WE had more of this banter while she got dressed and did a sink cleanup. She then kissed me on the cheek and said "goodbye Pappy" as she exited my room in no less than 14 minutes.

Due to the lack of listening and her talented skills, I say avoid her unless it is a very slow night and you don't see her going up much.

I forgot to mention that when i finally approached her in the stop in front of the big screen TV.

I said Hola.
In warp speed she said
without me asking
My name is Alejandra and my price is $60
Do you want ot go to the room?

What the fuck was I thinking by going up with her?


My second or third all time most disappointing experience.

Andrea Aquas being number 2 or 1
most disappointing.

"could be fake?" Squeeze that ass next time, man. You can feel the implants. Her boobs are brand new as well. She went in to get lipo (again...) and got them redone (again....) I still do her, and did last week. After she gets to know you things go pretty well. Just make sure she hasn't done some bad coke or she snipp at you like a dog. Her body is getting old and worn but she still manages to get me off better than most of the others.

Wow! What a reversal of form for Smith! Maybe the boobjob surgeon mixed up a few wires by mistake.

I liked her body better before all the surgical additions. Her ass is definitely fake. I know that for a fact.

A Still think Smith's face is one of the most attractive in TJ kind of guy,

Ootie

Agreed- that Smith has a great face + hair. The boobs aren't bad- they are friggin' huge now (which I love). But they were too big to put in through the nipple and the surgeon cut under her boobs to insert them (a la 1987 style). Terrible medical work!

Maverick,

I think she was on bad coke when I met her as I said she pushed my hand away in disgust when I reached for her and pleasantly said hola.

I will mention that since I handled things with her in a civilized manner, she was very pleasant to me when I saw her last thursady night.

I said do you remember me. We were together sunday night.
She said I do remember you and it was Saturday not Sunday night.
So you remember our talk and tonight since it is slow you will go the full thirty minutes?

She of course said yes no problem.
Then she immediately signaled her not so facially hot blonde amiga to check me out
giving her the signal like "this is the one"
The blonde came over said Hola and lets go to the room. I laughed and said what is your name?
I could not hear or understand her but she said something like bibiana or viviana.
she probably thought she could get a quick $60 out of me like Smith had done.
I should have taken her up just to ride her hard for the full thirty but I declined.

She is 5'9'' in heels and white skin, thin, long blonde hair with exposed c-d fake boobs. she often is smoking.
I told both her and Smith
Possible mas tarde and went to hang with my amigos for the rest of the night before doing another chica.

Maximus, interesting report about a chica I've known to some degree for many years. When she is in the bar, she has only one purpose...to maximize her income. She refuses 95% of ficha drink offers so she certainly isn't going to participate in even the most basic greetings and small talk when potential customers are on the prowl.

Yet, she's a very fascinating and entertaining chica. It is amazing that she provides the level of service that she does (during quieter times as you pointed out) all things considered. The way to chat her up a bit in the bar if you don't want to go right up is to talk to her across some physical distance...stay out of her stream of commerce. If she doesn't see you as somebody who may extend her turnaround time between paying customers from 2 minutes to 5 minutes, she can be a funny and entertaining conversationalist.

She becomes more mercenary every year - years ago her motor was tuned way down from what it is now. She can hear the clock ticking though she's one of the wealthiest single women on the Baja Peninsula.

It's been my observation that unless a (big bar) chica knows you or initiates it; most do not like to have any physical contact in the bar (at least upon first greeting!). This goes even more for the heavy money makers like Smith (and Sylvia of the past). They need to put on a strong front for their peers around them and for all the other potential customers observing her. There's a lot of mouth-breathers prowling these bars that automatically think they can imitate any action that they observe.

Smith has made a cartoon of herself with all of the upgrades...but...it's made her very rich! When she does quit, she's going to do it very comfortably.

"she's one of the wealthiest single women on the Baja Peninsula." FYI, last year she almost ran me over in a brand spankin new Lexus SUV. She was driving it alone.

Did you think I have a chance for her to be my sugar mama ?

Don't be hurtful to me

Some wealthy women luva stray mongrel projects.

"last year she almost ran me over in a brand spankin new Lexus SUV. She was driving it alone."

Very very very very small world! I also came very close to meeting my maker...almost getting kissed by the front end of her SUV as she screamed around the corner from Constitucion to Coahuila. But that was more than a year ago and a predecessor SUV (or 2nd SUV) to the Lexus that she's driving now. She probably pays alot to import high octane petrol to fuel her beasts...she'd never settle for that Pemex soup in her tank.

Maybe they should post a sign at that intersection warning pedestrians of the Smith driving menace?

No need to "import" as she has a visa!

I was personally honored one night to get a ride in her pre-Lexus SUV. She was coming back with me to my hotel and I went to get a cab and she said, "I'll drive!". She was parked in the lot across from CC and I paid the $5.00 or so and she came tooling out in a huge vehicle. I at first thought it might have been "borrowed" from a "friend", but when I got in there was a pink "Hello Kitty" steering wheel and dash board cover.

The ride back to the hotel was adventurous as she got lost a few times and the normally 5 minute ride took about 40 (with her laughing the whole time!)

May I ask how much you paid her for her time? I think I inquired of her one night and she told me it varied depending on if it was a busy night. I recall her going as low as $400 for a TLN.

Beauty, Boobs, body
and now I find out she also has a bounty of cash

I have to marry this girl now.
She has everything I want in a woman
except for the 9000+ guys she has done of course.

My time with Smith has ranged in price from nada to embarassingly too much.

One night when she "thought" it was going to be slow, she begged me to TLN her and the quote was pittance. I told her that I was partying with friends but would grab her later. After a few hours, she was in her groove and was quoting (and getting) $100 per 30 minutes upstairs.

Depending on the time of the night, $400 is a reasonable price for her. She is fantastic when the clock isn't ticking and LOVES to please. Take her to a strip club and she'll take the rest of the night to a whole new level.

Maximus introduced me to her, all though all girls lie to us, always, but I just can't stand when a girl lies without any groundwork to the lie, and without any effort to convience.
She said she was from Rosarito, which is totally bullshit, she could not even name me one hotel from there.
But she kept insisting she was from Rosarito.

Sorry Maximus, she cute, but this girl just does nothing for me. So dont worry, I wont steal her from U. I like her friends better.

By the way Max, I had a real nice time with U and friends, thanks.

Take Care

LOL!

No worries MA as right now I think she belongs to TJ phoenix or was it Maverick or Erip?
I am low on the totem pole.

I would be so lucky if she was mine.
A hot chica with mucho dinero, I can't ask for much more.

Me and mi amigos enjoyed hanging with you as well.

I think she used to look so much better. IMHO she's approaching mannequin status. My image of her was actually ruined when Athos mentioned that she had a Michael Jackson smile. I can't look at her w/o thinking of the King of Mol...err I mean Pop.

Max we should start a thread on Viviana. I need to confirm if that is the name. I've been attracted to her since she got lipo (she used to be pudgy), now she has one of the nicest figures.

I don't know if I can go with her though, she gives off some horrid vibes.

what day is the best for an all=night? is she ever into kissing? ive read a lot about her and i cant find her.

I have had the great pleasure of DFK with Smith.

A But never did an all-nighter with her kind of guy,

Ootie

Smith friends rejoice, she is back.

She wasn't in her normal hunting spot Thursday, opting instead for first sights by standing near girl's dressing room by entrance.

As far as DFKing Smith, she once made the move on me without any prompting-wet tongue and all. Then the next time I did her, probably six or eight months later, she totally shy'd away when I tried to kiss her. I attribute her changing moods to drugs-she will agree if you ask her why she's in a bad mood sometimes.

Great news.
I want another shot at this hottie.

Ditto with Maverick. The Smith DFK with me was all her initiation too. I had gone up with her expecting the usual no lip kissing and then she attacked me and jammed her tongue in my mouth. In between DFKing she kept saying "thank you so much for picking me". Business must have been bad that night.

On one of my previous trips south
Smith jammed her tongue in my mouth
In between DFKing
She just kept on saying
I want you to be my spouth - *.

* - that's how spouse sounds when you're DFKing

A Word-Smith kind of guy,

Ootie

Sat night Sunday morning at 4:30am as I was walking out of AB with Nirvana, I saw Smith coming in as I was paying and going up to the third floor Smith was already back at the desk with another guy. I saw her and smiled and she waved and said hello and smiled back.
I never saw her again from 4:35 to 6 am.

I have to admit that I have NEVER seen Ms. Smith in anywhere near a "bad mood". Now, I have not spent any "long-term" time with her in awhile but, even though, she has always been pleasant and has even taken the time (OK, mere seconds) to acknowledge me even on the busiest nights.

She IS the James Brown of the zona!

The "bad mood" I'm referring to is more like a lackluster performance up in the room. She's never been in a pissed-off mood with me, but sometimes I've noticed that she doesn't exhibit the enthusiasm she's known for. I wish there was a sure-fire way to tell if she was going to be in a DFK, "ay papacito" kind 0f mood.

when does she usually work?
what times and what nights?