the dollar switch is as follows: there are guys outside the steps trying to get people to come in with great come ons like "hey guy you want to see titties?". You decide to go up, he jumps in front and leads the way. You sit down where you want, he says what do you want to drink, he then goes to get your drink and brings it to you. You hand him a $20, $10, or $5. He then switches the bill with a one, waiving the one in front of your face he says the cost is $3. Some people think they only gave him a $1 by mistake and cough up some more money. I checked my bill and it was a $20, I told him I gave him a $20. He responds, it is $3. I told him again that he got a $20 and that this is bullshit. He backs down and says, yeah I just want to make sure you knew it was $3. So the lesson is, make sure you pay clear attention to what you give him or give the regular waiters the order and don't let him take an order from you. I believe it is between 6th and 5th on Rev, across the street from Escape. It is on the opposite side of the street as Madonas and Peanuts & Beer. Apparently the owner also owns Club 69, which I am unfamiliar with.

The dollar switch scam has been around for decades. Even so, I have recently been a victim when I let my guard down.

Be sure to be very clear with the waiter what you are giving the waiter, if it is a large bill. Ask him if it is a $20 bill. Make him tell you it is a $20. I play dumb and tell him I can not see well in the dark. I hold on to the bill and show him and ask him if it is a twenty. After he answers, I ask if he is bringing back the change.

When you say nothing is when they will scam you.

BTW, also watch out for the waiter/waitress not bringing the change back even after acknowledging the bill you give them. That happened the last time I was at the club. Paola (a dancer) knew I was due change and complained to the waitress.

I hate the sleaze bar scams, but that is part of the Rev bar scene. You just have to be aware of the scams and watch for them.

BTW, also watch out for the waiter/waitress not bringing the change back even after acknowledging the bill you give them. That happened the last time I was at the club. Paola (a dancer) knew I was due change and complained to the waitress.

I hate the sleaze bar scams, but that is part of the Rev bar scene. You just have to be aware of the scams and watch for them.

There is already a PussyCats thread under Bars : Revoluccion : Pussy Cat Club.

Having multiple threads about the same clubs/girls only complicates things.

-Superman-

My last visit to Pussycats a customer pulled a dollar switch of sorts on a chica. She gave him a lap dance or two and he paid her with a Candadian $20 without her realizing it. The dude cleared the club, she got suspicious and asked me what was up with the bill...I told her it was Canadian currency worth about 130-140 pesos. Not that I'm trying to give you cheapasses any ideas!

Superman.....You are right about having two threads on the same club as being confusing. But only TJhombre and his helpers can do anything about it.

Paola is my favorite dancer at Pussycats. She is a young blonde with nice firm natural tits. She is a sweetheart and knows English pretty well. She gives excellent lap dances. She says she does not go to the room, but once she told me she would go with me for $70 after she got off work. I did not go back for her that night. A couple of weeks ago she told me she does not go to the room because she has a boyfriend. It is only a matter of time when she will start going.

BTW, her boyfrend is an American. She says she does not like Mexican men.

One more Paola story.....Two weeks ago she told me she asked her boyfriend to take her to CC and AB. She was curious about seeing the places after hearing me say she should work there. She said she did not like the clubs because they were too noisy.

She said her boyfriend got mad about all the guys looking at her. I had to laugh at that because at the time she was telling me this, I was groping her great tits. What the hell does her boyfriend think she does for a living? Amazing!!!

DT,

There is a very fine line between a 'hands on' encounter vs. a 'body on' encounter. As odd as it may seem in your mind, to MANY people that line is VERY important.

Think of it in this context. How many US strippers do you know that also go home with their clients? Granted, there is a very big cultural difference between our two countries, still some social and moral norms are shared.


StrikeEagle

Not too many US strippers, but plenty of TJ ones. Besides, I thought she said she'd go for $70?

SE, a stripper friend in L.A. insists that the MAJORITY of her SoCal colleagues can be per$uaded to go home with a customer...but of course many of them at prices that most of us would never consider. I think that definitely applies to the club cultures that she's worked in, but there are different cultures in different cities and within cities. I definitely believe we'll be seeing much more of this because the recession is hitting the U.S. lap dance industry very hard...too many clubs, too many dancers, not nearly enough laps.

What cultures differences you gentlemen are talking about? While you're in a strip club, regardless it is Spearmints Rhino in the City of Industry (the best gentlement club in SoCal BTW) or Pussycats or Bolero, they & the dancers all seemed to act and operate in the same manners with the priority as "the more bones in my purse the better client you are". So if she likes you enough to come home with you, don't disappoint her!!!...(well provided, she's 18 & legal)

SB, don't get me started...SoCal stripclubs are a sub-specialty of mine although mostly in past tense. But I still hang out with a couple of dancers/ex-dancers so I remain somewhat in the loop.

SRI is the kind of club that caters to customers seeking an all out sexual release. The dancers are resigned to doing what it takes to compete in that environment. Guys don't come in to relax and watch the show (you can't even see the dancers on the huge pitch dark stage)...they come in to hook up for Revo style nastiness (at a MUCH greater price). There are a few clubs like SRI and others that would like to be if local LE would let them get away with it.

Then you've got a bunch of clubs at the tamer end of the scale, especially the topless clubs where guys just tend to hangout with buddies as they would at any neighborhood bar. They don't expect to walk out with a mess in their pants or one condom lighter. They may try to date the girls (and mostly will be rejected or taken for a ride...duh!), but mostly they aren't going to proposition the girls for expensive private sessions. Most of the girls themselves in these clubs want to avoid prostituting themselves and accept a lower income than they could earn at the likes of SRI or Tropical Lei/Hawaii Theatre.

Most of the nude clubs are in the middle...some girls do, many don't. My dancer friend who told me that the majority of strippers are game is more accustomed to the SRI model where most of the girls have broken through their natural resistance to sell it.

One other note: The SRI model mostly features dancers who are loaded down with the near universal toxic psychological/emotional programming common to U.S. sex workers (i.e. victims of child neglect, abandonment, and/or abuse). Like our beloved chicas they are usually single mothers who have never had a responsible man in their lives - from their worthless abusive dads, to their unemployed musician boyfriends. Then you've got clubs in L.A. like the one in my own neighborhood, that is filled with ambitious actress, model, writer, artist, and professional types who are educated, sophisticated, and really work hard to avoid becoming steady "action" girls.

ERIP
"I definitely believe we'll be seeing much more of this because the recession is hitting the U.S. lap dance industry very hard...too many clubs, too many dancers, not nearly enough laps. "

Great line,,,,,, I make airplane parts for a living,,,,,,, I feel their pain and would more then happy to help =).

ERIP

My job takes me to El Paso (from SE AZ) once and a while, and I previously posted in the Juarez section about my intentions to go to Juarez but being way-laid by the offers I get in the strip-clubs in EP. The last three times I've been there, I've left for my hotel with some real cuties, for just marginally more than I probably would have procured in Juarez. This is in addition to what I've "received" in some of the clubs.

Here in Tucson where the weather and laps are hot (compared to LA) and cheap, Many of the girls are going the "extra mile" in the club, and offering up "private dances" after hours.

Remember laps here, topless and high contact are only $5, VIPS are $10-$20 some in glassed in rooms!. This makes those dances with "extra's" that much cheaper. Now that business is down, competition is fierce and phone numbers are plentiful!!!.

While Tucson and El Paso may not rate high overall as far as the outright nastiness found in Nogales, there is a real "discreet" naughtiness goin' on IN the clubs now that would put TL,HT and SRI to shame and at a fraction of the cost too.

OG

I totally agree that most U.S. strippers can be had for a price. I once knew an idiot who paid them anywhere from $300 - $700 and I never saw him strike out ... guy sometimes took 3 or 4 of them home in a single week.

Personally, I enjoy playing the game with them. I always ask the strippers how much it would take, and frequently make offers (of which I have no intention of paying). I've had a stripper in Waikiki who's price was $500, many in Atlanta who would fuck for $400 - $1000, and others in Vegas for $500 - $700. I would never pay even close to those prices, but it's fun finding out how much they will sell themselves for.

There is even a girl in TJ who has frustrated me so far, and I plan on finding out her price the next time I see her ... She insists no amount of money can get her, but I will flash her cash up to about $1500 to see how morally strong she really is ... I even lured her to my hotel room once via other "compensation," but I still could not close the deal. Nothing irritates me more than not getting the chicks I want.

-Superman-

OG, we just may have to party in the Old Pueblo one of these days... You can just introduce me as "your old friend"...

MrBillO^™--- ~ Still the king of the GFE lapdance... ~

Speaking of strip clubs in SoCal, I recently ventured into Cheethas of San Diego and things have sure changed in the past year. The recession has brought more fine women to the club and even the top $$$ makers are making half what they were pre-recession. Add to that the recent Vice crackdowns on full contact laps and the clubs are even slooower. Even at $10 a lap the stripper will hardly touch now. Before, such strict rules only applied to clubs that serve alcohol. So after two pathetic short dances I was $20 poorer. It amazes me that SD is so conservative with TJ just across the border. Hello TJ.

Thats bad news, The last time I was in Cheetahs, about a year ago, I got some pretty good laps (for So Cal) at $10 a shot.

You would think that with all the terrorist concern this country is going through that the law enforcement in that town would be put to better use than being used as the "crotch police"

I think the Taliban have nothing on SD's "Virtue and Vice" police.

OG

Superman
be careful flashing up to $1500 to find her price.People in these bars have eagle eyes and Ratero/Policia Ratero friends that would love to find a gringo carrying that kind of roll.
Taxibob

True ... Flashing was a poor word to use. I'll offer it to her during the course of conversation in $100 increments. If she wants to see it I'll flash her the ATM card. She's not getting the money anyway, so there is no reason to carry any more than usual.

-Superman-

Sakebomb,

Do you really believe SRI "is the best SC in SoCal"? I used to be a "regular" at HT and TL until the VIP rooms and they were hard to beat. I went to TL about a week ago for the first time since the VIP fiasco and it was a sad sight. Can't say I feel sorry for them tho. With all that money I used to pump in there I'm able to travel to SE Asia a couple times a year and now let me tell you even TJ seems like kid's stuff.

Harry

There is a new very hot girl. She has a stage name I forgot, but her real name is Frida. She was really nasty on the stage so I figured she would be very hot in the booth. She was fantastic!! Her pussy was wet and she encouraged me to finger bang her. She has wonderful natural tits.

When I left the club I wondered about Paola. I figured she was probably mad at me for not taking her to the booth. Money is tight in TJ, so a $20 lap dance is a big deal to the girls if they are counting on it.

Later in the evening I returned with a buddy who has never been to a Rev bar. Sure enough, Paola was mad at me. She did not hug and kiss me as usual and stayed away from me. When she danced on the stage, I tipped her well hoping that would help her get over being mad. She obviously was not herself.

After she danced she approached me and told me I hurt her very much. I said I wanted her to lap dance for me after I finished my beer. She said OK and left the club. I feel badly for her. Paola is a sweetie. I did not want to hurt her on purpose. I do not apologize for being a monger. I love many, many girls. I find it to be sad and puzzling when the working girls become jealous. I will never understand their thinking. They can have multiple guys, but we are only to have them. Many of the girls have some sort of a fantasy about men that is obviously in error.

You still have to look out for the ripoffs at Pussycats (or any Rev bar as far as that goes). The waiters will brings drinks to the table when a girl is sitting with you that you did not order. That happened twice my last visit. I told them to take the drinks away. I don't like that kind of crap.

Also the $1 and $20 bill switch scam was tried on me again on Thursday night. I paid $20 for two lap dances. I told the waiter it was a $20 and asked him to confirm it was a twenty. He left for a few seconds and then came back with a dollar bill in his hand saying I made a mistake. I became enraged. I started yelling profanities at him and started to leave the club. The waiter could see he created a very big problem. He then told me he must have been mistaking. It is pretty bad when a waiter agrees he was given a $20 and then comes back later with a one. That really pisses me off. I know money is tight in TJ, but those bastards make me mad.

HAH!

So Daytimer where's the audio? Hearing you go off on the waiter would make my day.

Daytimer, I am having much better luck than you with the Pussycats staff. I'm up there 1-2 times every other week and have been treated with the greatest solicitation, not a single ripoff attempt (other than trying to sell me a condom for $5).

On Wednesday it worked the other way for me. I sat with gringa Jessica for a long time and only bought a couple of drinks. Feeling like she was giving me very much for very little, I was prepared to offer $30 for 2 lapdances rather than the usual $20. I worked it out with a waitress while Jessica was dancing...gave her 2 $20 bills expecting $10 change. She came back and handed me $20 in singles as change...thinking I was only willing to pay $20.

Later on I had the Angelica experience, but that will be another post. Came back at night for a highly recommended Smith lookalike named Vanessa (except Vanessa has blonde hair)...also, another post. Pussycats at night in particular has become Nogales in Tijuana. It is pretty damned great if you can go in for this style of entertainment.

I agree. That is my favorite TJ club right now, especially to start the evening at.

-Superman-

I spent some time in Pussycats during my last trip down and had a pretty good time. I've avoided the Revo bars as a non-definitive practice but over the last couple of years have checked out Ceasars and Madonas a few times with great results (mostly because I've entered these clubs with amigas and the club girls always behave differently).

On Tuesday night after dinner at Severio's with El Fuego, we first went to the zona to hook up with Erip & Ronin and set plans for later. The zona was fairly slow and we went to AB, CC, and then Pollo to find our amigos. No Alexis so off El F and I went to Revo. We first went to Cheaters (a first for me) but the place was dead. We then went to Madonas and sat down. Ironically, the only two chicas that hadn't been "upgraded" approached us and we sat through a few $5 table dances. I don't remember names but I do recall that El F was getting ALLOT more mileage then I was for our $5. But, alas, after spending many of evenings with him, I've come to expect this.

We left and walked the stairs to Pussycats (again, my first time) and were accosted to check out their massage facilities. The chicas were decent but nothing prompted me from continuing upstairs. We entered the club and it was pretty slow but some decent talent was walking around. We sat down and ordered some beers and this smokin' blonde babe walked by. El F spoke first so when the waiter brought her over (not at our prompting, but he was bringing over every available chica) I asked her to join us but as El F's companion. She sat down between us and I immediately noticed a resemblence between her and Smith. I asked her where she was from and she said, "GDL" which was no surprise. She had allot of energy and was treating us both very well. I asked her how much to go back to a booth and she asked, "for a dance or for sex?". You gotta love the frankness! I ended up giving her a C-note to take my friend back and rock his world as a belated birthday present. While they were gone, the waiter brought over a few other chicas but I pointed out the only other chica I was interestedin but she was occupied. I got up to go to the bathroom and when I came back, El F & his "date" were back at the table. I sat down and she started to focus her attention on me. Her name is Vanessa and she has bleached "kind-of" dread-locked hair with a fantastic body, though the implants weren't the best. After some crotch-grabbing and neck-nibbling I offered her $40 for 4 songs. Well, before the first song was through, my pants were down and her lips were around my dick. Great technique and I was through during the third song. She cleaned me up and started hitting me up for a trip to my hotel. The waiter had already told her that I was staying at the Pueblo Amigo which seemed to impress her. She was throwing amounts like $300 & $500 around and I was laughing. She then offered to meet me the next night at 12 and wanted to go clubbing and then back to my hotel until 8am. I told her that I'd be back in the next night and El F and I left...but not before being accosted again by the waiter telling us to look for him if we came back the next night.

Oh yea, I'll post about my next day's trip to Pussycats alittle later!

Redongdo said, "So Daytimer where's the audio? Hearing you go off on the waiter would make my day."

Yeah, that would have been a classic. Unfortunately, you will be spared the audio files until my technical problems have been solved. It is a long story that involves many frustrations.

A buddy and I had some fun in this club Saturday afternoon. I first went $30 for 3 dances with Anjelica. This girl has a tight ass that tastes real good. After abusing her and getting a nice handjob from her I returned to my table.

Soon after I was accosted by a nice girl named Roxana. 2 for $20 and we were off to the races. I inquired (a couple of times) how much for a BJ, but she said she only dances. She jacked me off through my shorts, but wouldn't touch Lil' Elvis. At the beginning of the second song I was sucking on her nipples and discovered she was a mommy not too long ago!! Since I didn't get enough milk with my Wheaties that morning I figured I would finish breakfast with style!! At one point I reached up and jiggled her left tit and called it a "milkshake". She didn't get it but it kept me laughing for a couple of minutes...

The girls were nice enough, but doing the math I came up with this calculation:

$50 for dances + $10 for drinks = 2 sessions with my favorite street girl (including the shitty room). That still leaves me enough afterwards for agua mineral at Hacienda between sessions.

My take on this place was it's kinda fun, but I probably will not repeat until I hear of better values coming out of here. Pricewise I prefer skank central. Nothing like a trip to Isis/Unicornio to make you appreciate how beautiful the other women in TJ are (including the old ladies selling gum). Yeah, they all fell outta the ugly tree and smacked every damn branch on the way down, but you sometimes find a real treasure there that'll give a BJ in the back booth for $10 or let you fuck her for $20. If the ladies in pussycats let me bang them for $20-30 I'll be the first to line up...

One last note. The waitresses here asked for a tip for themselves after every damn thing. I actually made one show me her tits for a $1 tip!! She wasn't particularly cute, but I wanted her to earn it like the other ladies... One little pregnant one kept harping on me for a tip. I didn't give her a dime, but offered her the same deal as the other one - "No tits, no tips!!" I tell you they are words to live by!!

E

E.....I got a kick out of your reasons for liking Isis/Unicornio and the description of the women. I laughed because what you said is true. Often the women can be very disappointing (to say it nicely), but other times I have had wonderful times for very little money. Those sleaze bars have the appeal of treasure hunting. You never know what to expect.

I feel the same way about Pussycats as you. The girls are hotties and it is a good time, BUT the value is not as high as other activities. After I drop $50 in there I think about what I could have done with that money elsewhere. Since that is one of my first stops of the evening it puts me a little on the cheap the rest of the night which is not my favorite thing to do.

I am annoyed with the waitesses at PC. I get tired of their constant attempts for tips. I love your idea of making them show their tits. That is a good one I will remember.

dt

E, I don't know you, but I'm the same way. I've been going to these revo bars the past week and won't tip anybody until I see some tits!
A tip, if you go to carribean in the day ask for waitress Maria. She sell you the tecate for $2 instead of $3 if you ask her nicely. This actually works at night as well.

Daytimer - perhaps we should go slumming some time in the future. I have banged more then one lady in the booths at I/U and I gotta tell you having the mood broken by the manager telling me "if you want to fuck go rent a room" is one of the choicest memories I have!! Also, I once paid the bathroom attendant at U $2 to guard the door while I banged one of the ladies inside!! Progman said the guy stood outside the door like a guard outside the kings bedroom with his mop ready to defend my ladies "honor". hehe. Quite the sight. You gotta hear Prog tell the story...

Elfuego - If I run into you or Daytimer I'm buying the first round!! When the little bitchy one asked me for a tip the third time I told her to hop into the booth with me and Roxana so she could earn it. Her English is even worse then my Spanish but she got the idea.

On the subject of tipping - I once had one of the door guys at Chicago ask me for a tip. I told him "We're you up in the room helping me push my dick into that girl?" His answer "no" was the same response I gave him regarding his "tip". I'll give him a tip - don't try and rip off every guy walking through the door!! Another cab driver changed his price when I was in the cab from $5 to $6. I normally tip a buck for shits and giggles anyway so that was what he was gonna get. As I got outta the cab he asked "where's my tip?" I told him "don't rip off the next guy. That's your tip." He wasn't as amused as I was...

Well, enough about that - I'll return to this place, but I'm gonna go to the booth for some fucking!! I figure another month or so of no American money will help correct the price of pussy in this place. I figure if Aardvark is getting head for $40 the rest of the goodies won't be far behind!! Perhaps all of us cheap, non-tipping bastards can invade one day. Sound good?

E

Speaking of "looking for their novio" as in the Saverio thread...on Wednesday before Erip took the litte manager for a spin in the booth, she "demanded" to know where you were El Fuego. Erip was under the impression that his good time was equated to being in your association...and I don't think he minded.

Epimetheus: The $40 BBJ had a lot to do with the fact that I had previously flipped her a C note to take care of my buddy El Fuego and I'm sure she saw me as a potential ATM. She did a very hard sell for an allnighter either that night or the next. I never went back in the next night for our proposed 12-8 rendevouz as my Executive marathon and a later hotel visit from an E. amiga from the past wore me out.

"cough-cough"

I was there today around 4 pm and i saw nothing but 5 and 6's. Stayed there 30 minutes and left. Not my cup of tea. As i was leaving downstairs, the guys were pushing the massage girls.

Pecs,

Dayshift. Did the massage girls push the guys back?

Hah...nah they didn't even push any of my buttons. But them damn SG sure do.

Spent an hour in here on Saturday night. This club reminded me just how much I hated Rev bars. The waitress asked me 4 freaking times if I wanted another beer - this was all within 20 minutes and my first beer wasn't even 1/2 empty. Then when it was a 1/4 full she grabbed at it to throw it away. I had to snatch it back from her. Meanwhile my buddy was getting the runaround with a dancer in a booth who apparently couldn't count to three. He paid for a three song private session and she was already getting dressed halfway through the second song. When our third buddy showed up we were already heading down the stairs. The street barker, who brought our buddy upstairs, was about to blow a blood vessel. I thought for sure that he was going he buy a drink… (prog)

This is exactly how I have been treated the three times I was in this dump. I kept thinking I just got the wrong night, wrong waitress, wrong stripper, etc. each night, because of other posts on this board, but three times and your confirmation of my experiences all point to nevermore.

My favorite story from this place is the time I was there early in the evening, and the waiter kept at me every couple minutes for lap dances, claiming I needed to get them early in the shift while the chicas were "fresh".

My journeys to Pussycats during my last trip were frequent and eventful in good & bad ways. First the bad. On Wednesday day I met up with mi amigo who was sitting with Angelica and Jessica who leaped up to greet me. Angelica was getting ready to hit the stage so I asked Jessica to hit the booth with me. $40 for 4 songs and as I was settling in, the waitress was asking (demanding!) a tip. I told her that I'd catch her when I was through. The GFE mileage was up from my previous time but still short of sex. She was reaching into my pants but just brushed against dick. We talked alittle of her time in TJ and she was bemoaning her plight as a gringa working in a TJ bar. The waitress handed in Jessica's "cut" which seemed short to her and I said we'd discuss it with Angelica whe nwe got back to the table.

Once out of the booth, the shift was getting ready to change (9pm-ish) and the waitress was back trying to explain something to me about $10 that was owed to me. Well, she also owed my friend his change and he kept telling her that if she owed me $10 (the money I think was supposed to go to Jessica), she should just pay me. She acted confused and when Angelica came over, my friend's change (but not the mysterious $10) was there pronto. Angelica apologized profusely for the waitresses' actions explaining that "she was drunk".

Well, my friend went up to the stage to tip and get re-aquainted with a night-time amiga and while he was getting great mileage (i.e. his face was buried in her crotch!), the same waitress started tapping him on the shoulder and asked if he "needed anything?". He told her that he "was alittle busy" and she then approached every other guy at the stage. Thankfully the nuisance left with the day shift and I ended up meeting Christy and her friend Carina (but not in the right order!).

I ended up there again later that night and the next day and other then the attempted rip-offs (which you can see coming a mile away!), the place rocks. Wednesday night Vanessa & Donna/Dana did a lesbian show and then brought a few guys onstage and rocked their world. We ended up there until 4 in the morning. They usually close at 3 but we kept the party going until 4.

I was in here on December 24th (who needs family when there is a town full of whores not 2 hours away) - and I arrived around 9:00pm. There were only 3 girls I saw in the place. One comes up to me and says "Hi" like I should know her. It took a minute but I realized it was Anjelica!! Didn't recognize her at first, but she looked great and we chatted for a bit over drinks. She offered the "gringo" prices ($20 for 1 dance, $30 for 2 or the "special" $60 for 4 songs that involved us both touching each other). I asked if $60 included sex and she said no. So, I countered with 2 songs for $20 and she agreed (it was me and one other guy in the whole damn club!!).

I took her into the room and had a good time. Dances were just as I remember with her - this means getting to know her biblically within the first 30 seconds and even a bit o' DATY. Once we finished I went back to my table.

This is where I was STUPID!!!! Even in America, if I'm at a club and I walk away from my drink I NEVER take another sip - I just order another. Especially with some guy wandering around offering me drugs I should have known better. I took a few sips of my agua mineral.

The funny thing about the agua mineral they serve in TJ is it all tastes like Pemex. Someone could fill it with crankcase oil and, except for the change it color and texture, nothing would give it away. Needless to say I didn't notice anything odd flavor-wise.

After a few minutes I began to feel cold (even with my thick jacket on) while inside the club. I also began to get sleepy. I figured it was my blood sugar getting low (I took my meds figuring I would get dinner in a bit) and thought I'd walk to the hotel picking up some food on the way.

I make it down the stairs and start toward the Rizo de Oro. I make it to the intersection and I feel worse. Lucky for me I hear "taxi" and make the greatest investment in my life - $5 ride to the zone!!

As we're in the car I'm joking with the cab driver about some of the clubs ("senorita's con vergas" made the driver laugh a lot!!). As the driver pulls in front of AB I get out figuring I would eat at the restaurant next to AB. CLOSED!! Find my way into the alley looking for a store or restaurant. Finally find someplace called Loncheria Alba.

At this point it still hasn't dawned on me what happened. I figured it was blood sugar. I ordered something (anything) and waited for it to finish cooking. While the tiny lady tried to heat my food on the burners labeled "KUKER" I was fighting sleep, vertigo and nausea. I asked for a Sprite to calm my stomach and pump some sugar into my system and settled for a coke. The woman brought me my food (all at roughly 60 degrees fahrenheit) and I tried to eat some of it. Old, cold refried beans, rice and "beef-a-rino" just weren't sitting right with me. Now I was so cold I couldn't even shiver...

Finally it dawns on me what happened. I also realize I'm a prime target sitting in this dive!! I pay my bill with a dollar tip, steel myself for the block walk to my hotel and walk out onto the street looking like I will kill and eat anyone that gets in my way.

I make it through the rats maze (Rizo) to the cheese (my room) and open the door. I have enough sense to lock the door behind me, turn on the bathroom light and TV, grab the covers. I was shivering so much the neighbors must have thought I put a quarter in the bed.

I wake up a couple of hours later and realize I am finally warm. I shed all my clothes and climb back into the bed. Another hour or two later and I realize that my head has cleared enough where I can figure out what happened, where it happened, how I got back and how disgusted I am that the channel on the TV was Bandamex instead of the porn channel!!

I used my clear head and hate for Banda music to get me to dress and leave my room (porn channel blaring). I then just bounced around the local clubs in the zone (keeping a careful eye on my drink!!).

Am I pissed off this happened? Yes. Am I pissed that it happened in a club I like under the watchful eye of the manager? Yes. Do I think she was involved? Hmmm - that's a tough one... Am I more pissed at myself? HELL YES!! I would never take a drink from an unattended beverage in a club in LA, what makes me think my drink is any safer in TJ?!?! A stupid action that could have cost me (bare minimum) lots of money and possibly worse (a nice broken neck tumbling down those stairs for starters). Will I go back? Another toughy. Probably - I'm a fiend for trashy, high mileage table dances!!

I'm not posting this to burn the club. I'm not posting this to display how stupid and/or lucky I was. It's a reminder that this can happen ANYWHERE (north or south of the border). Regardless if the club owner/manager sanctioned the action, all it takes is one asshole to make you wish you'd taken this same, silly precaution I wish I had.

Keep your wits about you gentlemen!!

E

E, fantastic double-edged cautionary reminder! This is a risk I rarely think about...definitely TOO trusting in this regard and I'll be more careful in the future. I'm truly lucky, so far not to have been victimized as you were.

But what really gets to me about this situation is that these folks will mark you and fuck you over no matter how comfortable you feel as a repeat customer in one of these clubs.

Sounds like you have some history with Angelica. A few of my friends and I have put a good amount of time and money into this club, and Angelica. We go up there and we get a special reception and get treated like family (it's a NASTY family, OK?). The "VIP treatment" we receive does NOT run deep - it has never chilled the waiters and other staff from trying to scam us while we're sitting there with the likes of Angelica and Scorpio tenderizing us. Angelica has come to the rescue on a couple of occasions after the problem was detected. Even though I'm powerfully tempted to pack her into my glove compartment and smuggle her to tinsel town, she still gets some of the blame for not preempting the mischief before it gets started.

However, in the business model of the Revo strip club, I can't be persuaded that she carries much authority when it comes to controlling scamcraft as a system of doing business. That is simply a fact of how these clubs operate as passed down from higher levels and ownership. They "market" their clubs and minimize their overhead by giving over the operations of the club to a motley assortment of petty criminals and hustlers who are allowed to work as barkers, and often waiters and in-club pimps. The income of these people is determined by how many customers they can net on the street, what they can sell you at the club, and what they can steal from you.

I fucking love the Revo sleaze anyway! I look at the scams as just another station along the way of the giant multi-faceted obstacle course we all pass through when we visit Tijuana. It's easier to love it when you're on to the mischief and know how to counter it.

Thanks for posting your experience.

I was in here Sunday night for a bit, and it was really dead ... I chalked it up to being Sunday night two days before Christmas ... there was one tall dark chica with curly hair who was pretty hot and soliciting booth sessions, but I was spent.

-Superman-

Erip

I will never stop visiting Revo clubs. Something about fucking a girl in the club that keeps me going back again and again!! From the low end (Isis/Unicornio) to the high end (Pussycats and the like) I live for trash like this. When I hit the PI in February I figure I will take my TJ type sleazzz to a completely new level...

Anjelica is a cutie. Monday night she looked prettier and sexier then I have ever seen her and she was just wearing a cute little babydoll outfit and was just fresh from the shower. No makeup and her hair just combed out. Breathtaking!! I always look forward to my time with her. Regardless if it's a walk-by tipping/molestation or a nice dance/molestation it's all good. She's resigned to the fact that money from me requires her clothes to be all rumpled when I'm done.

Does she rule the club with an iron fist? No. Can she? No. Look at clubs in the LA area. I can go to the HC's and get a HJ/BJ from a willing girl and the management has been unable to stop this practice - it's the nature of the business. When I go to a strip club up here I get offered a wide variety of substances. Funny how the same thing happens down in Mexico!! The only difference is it takes me longer to realize that I'm being offered an illicit substance!!

Many times I play it off like I don't understand what they are saying and walk away before they switch to english (or at least a version of english I can understand). Works on the girls you DON'T want to take to the room too!! "No abla dat espagnol (be sure to throw in the "g") little princess." Use that line with a heavy accent (whether regional or international), toss on your most oblivious smile and wander off.

Back to Revo clubs - they will still get my money, but I'll make sure my head stays OUT of my ass this time... Besides, how can I DENY Anjelica my award-winning company!!

Made the Revo club scene to kill some time around late afternoon and hit Pussy. Pretty active with about 4 or 5 decent looking. They really hustle you there but took my time.

Jessica sat down right away and seemed real sweet and flirtatious. Groping the shit out of me and making feel uncomfortable in front of all you horn dogs in there so we moved to the back booth.

There she continued stroking me and putting my hand down her crotch and on her tits. Having a good time except the fucking waitress kept pushing us for the booth dance. I had no intentions of fucking in there just wanted some foreplay before going back to the zone.

She offered 20 for 2 songs and i said what the fuck. Immediately stripped and jammmed my hand up her pussy and put her tit in my mouth while stroking my cock.

She wants to know if i want sex and i say no. She then sits on my cock bare naked and rides my cock, of course im fully clothed. Then she asks if i want to have sex...well fuck at this point i go no choice. She how much you want to pay and i say you first. She says $35 and i say ok.

Paid, whipped my pants down, took my shirt off, put a condom on and fucked the shit out of me. Them booths are so small how the hell you guys fuck in there? Only enough room for her to ride me but she was moaning like hell and rocking the whole fucking booths. I was getting embarassed cuz of all the shaking....pretty funnny shit...

Anyways i couldn't nut cuz i just finished in the zone but what the fuck i had a good time.

Nice selection for variety as the zone was deader than shit.

A new experience here Friday night. First while relaxing with a beer, I hear a waiter yell to one of the curtained booths at a chica....NO BLOW JOBS...then he turns to me and says that the police hace cracked down on them, and even arrested a couple girls one night for having sex in the booths. A bit later, I'm having a quite nice lap dance with a young hottie, and in the middle of the first song an alarm bell goes off in the club...everybody exits the booths very quickly. Apparently they have rigged some system where the door guys down at street level can trigger the alarm and warn of the policia coming up. Apparently in this case they didn't come all the way up the stairs and enter the club, and after a few minutes everything was back to normal, including my lap dance. On a related note, while there was no fucky/sucky allowed anymore in the booths, there is a regular stream of guys going with their favs to the rooms downstairs(where the massage place is)