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	Archive 01	50		2003/07/20, 03:39 pm

This place is my favortie strip club in TJ. I am definately a regular here. But the girls here are nice the waiters don;t try to jack you and the atmosphere is just better than most other place on Rev. I feel that I can relax here while at other clubs I have to be on my toes.

$1 beers on Sundays and Mondays plus 2 for $4.25 on the other days ain't bad when you consider what the scam artists try at many of the other Rev. clubs.

Unicornio now charges $3.50 for a beer.

Manager told me they had to raise prices because business is so slow.

$3.50 a beer. Now I'm going to make sure I stop by there(stated with a tad bit of sarcasm).

I love their business sense. Seriously, how does this place EVER turn a profit?

I don't think it does turn a profit.

Maybe we should buy it and turn it into a house of horrors?

What do you mean turn it into a house of horrors?

It already is a house of horrors.

Yes!

benwhoknewthenaturalresponse

Madonnas is a white club for white people with white problems

Racist

He just says that shit 'cause they kicked him out after he tried to get the dancer to pay him for the lap dance.

unclejoelgringoconmuchasproblemasblanca

Well she said you want Lapdance only 10 dollars and since thats double my wage here in the USA why not.

I was very surprised when I found myself face first on the ground outside when i demanded my 10 dollars

Milkbroke

Went there this past weekend. Was okay. I didnt stay long. A hottie came up to me and talked with me for awhile. I fell for the idiotic $40 private dance. She was hot but had body odor .. gotta love when that happens. Acted really interested and then just walked out. Hate it when I walk out of those places with a raging hard on and make a grand entrance back into the club while 20 guys are looking. Thats always fun. Not.

The main guy outside is really cool though. The one who wears the suit. and earpiece. He's always really friendly to me. I should probably make use of him as a resource pertaining to the girls inside...

What was her name?

You want the name of a girl with BO? Don't remember, sorry

Happened to me also, just wanting to know if its the same one. Laura??, Dark, curly hair?
Just wondering..........
Masterater

Master-

Laura is a good friend of mine but you are right she could use a shower sometimes....I think her a her friends blow kri-kri or blow at work and they get all sweaty dancing...

Sd,

You may be right about the kri-kri. Kri-Kri or not, Body Order or not, I still love her and her friends, I have a blast with them everytime I go to Madonas. Haven't been able to take Laura out and fuck her little brains out, but I haven't really insisted much also.

Masterater

Hey man I didn't say anything bad about them they are great friends to me.....Unfortunately I haven't seen Laura in a while I think she went back home....I've heard romurs that she's marring a guy from the states....But I've heard that a lot...the group she hangs out with are all fun. I've gone out to clubs with them before dancing all night had a great time with them...

I was there Saturday and was told that she did get married to a gringo, supposedly to some really tall dude with a ton of money...hey, what's Lebron James doing these days?

She offered (I didn't ask) twice previously to go out but wanted $500. I would have considered maybe half that for a TLN but didn't even try since she seemed pretty firm...insisted she needed that for "respect".

Anyone know if the esmerelda mentioned above still works at Madonna's?

This one girl.. calls herself Star (though you'll never know it by the way she pronounces it. I had her say it 5 times and then just gave up trying to understand) is in my opinion the hottest girl in the club. She's got black hair with the (is it called?) pageboy haircut? Bangs and one length all around at the chin?

Anyways, she's incredibly beautiful, wide tattoo on the bottom of her back above her ass, and does massive amounts of dances. Ive seen her working Penthouse in previous months. She has the most incredible little, perfectly shaped ass on the planet.

So I got a dance with her, and she had been in and out of dances all night, and she did something rather weird in my opinion. I don't think im mister big hot stud, but I do get told im "guapo" by these girls a lot (i assume its a load of bullshit to get my money).. and ive always wondered if other guys get the same type of treatment... or if maybe im just really lucky and they think im attractive.

In the dance she did something kind of weird. Started acting really horny, then kissed the booth to get her lipstick off, told me I was beautiful, and then stopped the dance entirely to pin me down on the couch and just start making out with me. She did it through the entire 2 songs I paid for. I wasn't complaining because she is beyond beautiful, but I don't get attention like that from girls that look like her when I go to clubs... yet ... oh hell I dont know. Maybe she is just a kissing whore ... but even as the dance was over and we walked back to the front, she stopped me in the dark hallway and practically forced me to keep kissing her. I felt totally embarrased as one of the other girls was watching (im really shy), and i started laughing and took her shoulders and politely turned her around so her back was facing me, and gently nudged her forward continuing down the hall. She stopped again, told me she wanted to give me her phone number, and asked me to wait at my table for her. She said she wondered if I would like to go get lunch with her tomorrow or monday, or something similar sometime soon, and asked me if I would call her.

I did so, and about a half hour later she came over and handed me a napkin with her home and cell phone number on it.

Im rather insecure (ok insecure as hell) and horrible in regular club settings, getting second looks, but no girl just comes up to me and makes out with me! It seems completely improbable that a girl of her beauty would think twice, let alone stop dancing to make out, and then make out again on the way out, and then insist I see her and call her...

Dont take this post as bragging. Its not at all.. im moreso confused than anything. Maybe this should go in another thread related to chicas and whether they actually like you and how you can tell ... but I figured Id ask if anyone had been to this club and had a similar experience with her. Maybe she just really loves to kiss, and gives her numbers to guys cuz she plans on soliciting sex with them for $200 later on or something.

I have not been back to Madona's since I fucked that chick Esmeralda. She was Superhot though. Perfect tits as I recall.

I always get 25 percent better looking when I hit a strip club ... Mexican or U.S. (although I have not been to a U.S. strip club in a loooonngg time). All the whores say I am beautiful. I tell them "of course I am."

Believing anything a stripper/whore/ficha girl says is stupid ... they are pros at getting your money. They practice day after day, man after man.

You have nothing to lose calling that chick. Give it a try and see what happens.

-Superman-

Is the tatoo on her back of a butterfly?

Couldn't really tell, but it extends across most of the back.

Superman - yeah, I know most of that, I just get confused when they do things like invite me to lunch or whatnot.

Sounds like a chica I met there about 2 years ago. I actually came into the place with an amiga (a long-gone CC chica) and noticed this chica giving a high-mileage booth dance next to us. My amiga was occupada with another dancer chit-chatting away so I nodded to the dancer for a private dance. The tattoo was VERY new at the time and I remember blowing on it to relieve the pain which she loved. She was very interested that I had come into the place with a chica and wanted to hook up when I came back stag.

Well, there is no reason to be confused by it. If that's the same chick, she planted kisses all over me as well. You think we're the only two guys in the last year? Please. The chick either wants your money or she wants to hang out and have lunch ... I've had them ask me to go dancing at clubs with them after their shift, and to hang out with them for a full day, etc.

90 percent of the time money will enter the equation. IMO, the odds of a stripper wanting to be your girlfriend with no ulterior motive is slim to none. Even if she does, you have to ask yourself if you could even handle dating a stripper ... are you strong enough to sit home wondering if she's sucking my cock for $20 and not have that bother you?

If I were you, I'd just call her, find out what she wants, try and get a few free lays and then never talk to her again (this is a good real-world strategy as well).

Good luck. Hopefully I won't be reading a bensampson-like post from you 3 months from now, crying about the whore you fell in love with.

TJ is a good gig ... if you treat the chicks like the whores they are and don't get delusions of love and romance.

-Superman-

first i just wanna start off by saying that i dont post all that often on here but really enjoy all of your messages. i just wanted to write and say i think this place is a total ripoff. i got jacked up for a five dollar table dance and a back room service that included only getting jacked off through my pants. not counting the 3 or 4 dollar cover charge and the 2.50 bottles fo xxx. i will never go back to this place.

peace,

jake

Doesn't sound like you got jacked up. Madonna's is not a whore house, it's a strip club. Any bennies that some guys may get are just that: benefits over-and-above the stated limits. If you're looking for a guarenteed orgasm, head straight to la zona.

Madonnas- I am staying away. The girls are very nice looking, but some of the waiters are just too rude and over-bearing to deal with. I tipped generously to both girls and staff and couldn't figure out the attitude of this one waiter. For example, the massero insisted that I should be drinking Diet Coke instead of regular Coke. LOL. Finally, I had to leave. He was just too obnoxious. Too bad, because the girls were really nice.

While that most of my time in TJ is spent treading the well-worn path in the Zona Norte between the Adelita Bar and the Chicago Club, last night I decided to tune up with a visit to Madonas strip club.

EXECUTIVE SUMMARY: Fun time. But due to my failure to aggressively negotiate on the charge for private dances, I probably paid more than I should have.

DETAILS: Arrived about 9:45 on a Wednesday evening and paid the $6 cover charge not knowing it was, like everything else in Mexico, negotiable. As you might expect, Madonas was not too crowded in the middle of the week. The booths along the perimeter were occupied, with most of the guys accompanied by dancers. Maybe ten additional patrons were scattered among the tables as well, some alone and some sitting with dancers. Wandered around for a minute while leering at the talent, then took a seat at a table behind the stage and ordered a $2.50 Tecate. Two for one beers neither promised nor offered. From where I sat, the lighting made it hard to see the stage. (Or perhaps my middle-aged eyes don't see as well in the dark as they used to.) But that was OK because the stage work throughout the evening was perfunctory.

IMO the hustle factor was nicely balanced. The girls took the initiative and stopped by to offer a $5 get acquainted table dance, but they weren't a pest if I declined with a polite "possiblimente despues." The table dances were way hot compared to the bloodless air dances offered in U.S. strip clubs at four times the price, with tits in my face and some light booty grinding and hand stroking for Mr. Wood. I got away with some discreet touching during the table dances as well. But once when I was too obvious about it and my hands roamed up to a dancer's tits I got scolded by one of the floor guys. Gotta preserve the incentive to buy the private dances.

Following the table dances, the girls naturally pressed for a private dance. Here, they were more persistent. If I said maybe later, they didn't take no for an answer. Rather, they sat down unbidden and attempt to convince me. Typically this involved snuggling in close and seriously stroking Mr. Wood. As others have noted in various posts on the TJ strip club scene, this is a far cry from getting naked with a Zona Norte girl, jamming your dick in her mouth and then fucking her brains out. But anticipation and teasing are fun too -- even if the physical aspect isn't as hard core. So to my mind getting up close and personal with one of the hotties at Madonas is a pleasant way to warm up for the main event.

I went off for three private dances during the course of the evening. The first girl, whose name I cannot recall, rated about a 7. After a table dance, she offered two songs for $20. In the booth I got to fondle her naked body as much as I wanted while she spent considerable time stroking my dick through my pants. Acceptable. Back in the club I was immediately set upon by Allison, who had a gorgeous face, pretty eyes, a hot smile, but a below average body (bulging tummy; saggy tits). Call her an 8 from the neck up and a 4 from the neck down. Allison was VERY aggressive at the table, kissing me hard on the mouth, slipping her hands under my golf shirt to fondle my chest and stroking my cock now and then. I know it's a bad idea to let the girls choose you. But I was drunk enough to feel rich, so I dispensed with the table dance and let Allison talk me into a two-for-one. Besides, I figured that the less attractive girls often provide higher mileage.

In the booth Allison and I made out like teenagers, with lots of deep french kissing. Again, a nice change of pace from the girls in the Zona Norte, many of whom are reluctant to do that. Allison also let me finger her pussy a little bit. After two songs, I agreed to uno mas looking to see how far things would go. Allison asked me to stand and turn my back to her, whereupon she pulled my shirt out of my pants and jammed her hand down inside the waistband at the front to stroke my dick. I'm sure Allison would have jerked me off until I came. But I wanted to hit the Zona Norte later, so I stopped her before I blew a load. (Which also would have been a mess. Do they offer tissues or something in the booths?)

At the end of the fourth song I said no mas and Allison got dressed -- still quite affectionate, kissing me hard and lobbying for another dance. She also offered a blow job if I came back. Sin condon? I asked, just to see what she'd say. Her answer was equivocal. Outside the booth in the back hall, Allison demanded $80, which worked out to $20 per song. I'm pretty sure she had previously offered two-for-one, which means the tab should have been only $40 for the four songs. But I was drunk enough that I wasn't 100 percent certain and one of the floor guys was lurking nearby looking bored and mean. So unsure of my bargaining position, I coughed up the $80. Anybody want to offer a ruling on whether I got ripped off?

Back out on the main floor I snagged a booth and a had a few more beers. At this point Tanya came by. She was easily the hottest of the dancers who had come to my table -- tallish, deeply tan, totally hard body, firm and perky natural tits, tight little ass, pretty face and frosted brunette hair cut moderately short. I also liked her outfit, which consisted of a tiny stretchy knit sports bra top and equally tiny, impossibly tight knit shorts with a thong peeking out at her hips. Think the hottest girl at your health club on her way to aerobics class. To my mind, a 9.5. Tanya (who said she was from Acapulco) didn't speak English as well as the other girls. But we could communicate just fine. Following a table dance that was pretty good (this is when I got scolded for excessive touching, but who could blame me?) Tanya sat down for a good 20 minutes while I nursed a beer and recharged. During this time she never stopped stroking my cock through my khakis. I gotta say, sitting in a comfortable club sipping a Tecate while a total hottie played with Mr. Wood certainly didn't suck.

Went off with Tanya for one last private dance before I left. Even though she was WAY hotter than Allison, the mileage was roughly comparable. There was kissing, but no DFK. And she really went to work on Mr. Wood, albeit via external stimulation only. But I only went for two songs. So perhaps things would have heated up if I'd been in there longer. Also, Tanya let me finger fuck her with abandon. I very much enjoyed playing with her nicely shaved pussy. She even took initiative and let me eat her out. The tariff came to $40 for two songs. Again I wonder, could I have negotiated a better deal?

All in all, I spent $25 + $80 + $45 on two table dances and three private dances of varying length, for a total of $150. (Plus the $6 cover and my beers.) By the standards of U.S. strips clubs, I got tremendous bang for my buck. Of course, I wasn't in the United States, I was in TJ. So I suspect that with more skillful bargaining I could have done better. Opinions and advice welcomed. GG

Gordo, it sounded a little pricey in my opinion, but you had a great time so who cares. As far as your question: " Anybody want to offer a ruling on whether I got ripped off? " Maybe you should have argued a bit, but avoiding trouble was probably a good idea. Are you trying to cultivate these girls for some private action?

Well Metalboots is back! Its me, the metal head from Fresno - well anyway; I am surprised that more mongers don't go to Madonnas. I have gone their the last 4 of past 6 Sunday evenings and 1) The service is kick ass - overly polie waiters and amped up chica's that for $20.00 in the back rooms will give a full breast contact "suckie mi titties" and possible handjob. Of course the music is more my style - 80's metal and 90's pop. Anyway it is classy for TJ and the booths are big. I like Madonnas to chill in either before or after I am too tired to thrust a chica in the AB/CC clubs.

Metalboots

I think this place is a rip-off. I was in there a couple of times about a yr ago and there was a $4 or $5 dollar cover, so so looking chicas and I thought the waiters were kind of pushy. I can't remember the music all that well but beers were something like $3.75 and I did go to a back room for $40 and I didnt get shit just a naked lap dance. I can't say i've been back since but maybe its changed.

Maybe in my old age I want a more "laid back" place with comfortable booth's and a continous strip show. I do not fuck the chicas' at Madonnas- but after AB session; especially with the Spanish music and "Whore-Hey sayun' (muther fucker , pinchie Griengo) 67 times in 20 mins- I just want to re-set my pallet and take a breather from AB- and Madonnas does the trick!

Oh, the cover? Just raise your left hand and act like you have the hand stamp already (works usually) - if not - its just 2 bucks...

Metalboots

My favorite place also between sessions. If you go during the day and they try the $5 fee just act like your going to walk away and they will let you in free.

Nice waiters with no push and girls do not hustle you there. Very relaxed atmosphere but I don't go for mileage there. Girls are average for looks but occassionally a nice one during the days.

A SG told me her husband works there as a stripper. I'd like to take my girlfriend (OK, ex-girlfriend) there, but I don't know where nor when to find the male strippers.

Any one ?

No matter what the backstory, there's no good way to ask how to find male strippers on CH. None.

Gnomes, you are very bad.
Actually I want to approach the guy and say "Do you have any naked pictures of your wife ? - Do you want to buy some ?"

If you're asking for info on male strippers you are on the wrong web site my friend. However, if you want a man for your girlfriend then I'm sure many fellow mongers would be interested.

This place has turned into a total dump. Tonight was about the 4th time I've been in within the past 6 months and it's always the same: below average girls sitting on their asses. There is no quality-- anything like the late 90's when this place rocked. It's now a pure clip joint where the waiters give you all the attention and the girls just sit around smoking, and when they dance they make sure to hit everyone in the club for a buck. I declined and left for the last time.

When there lastnight for the first time. I won't put this place on my list of stripclubs to visit. Average to below average girls there. And once you sit down with a girl she wants to start getting her drinks fast and often,and the waiters want a big tip if not they give you that dirty look. Most of the girls want $40.00 for a dance(not from me). If you want to get laid pass this place up and save your money. Way better stripclubs in LA for the same money if not cheaper.

...and to remember the days of Estralia and other fine high caliber ladies came from here in years past. I still have hopes this place will be revived in the future.

Don't hold your breath. I've been monitoring most of the TJ SC's for the past several years and all have gone way down since the haydays of the late 90's when hot girls abounded inside Bolero, Madonnas, 5th Floor, Penthouse, and LB. Now they all suck. I did the round Friday night with over 300 bucks in my pocket-ready to spend money- and could not find one single girl that I wanted to spend money on.

Madonnas has been closed for a while now.

It is getting ready to re-open.