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By Dave33 on Friday, August 20, 2004 - 04:24 pm:  Edit

After doing eight chicks in TJ, I realized that nothing can ever go wrong with a handjob from a chica. Some chicks have loose cunts and some just don't give great head, but I cannot envision something going wrong with a simple handjob.

Does anyone know if this can be negotiated with most street girls? Lemme know please. If so, for what cost?

By Milkman on Friday, August 20, 2004 - 04:48 pm:  Edit

Not too sound funny but probably more.
They run on 15 min increments and will not give a discounted rate just for a handjob.
So figure the same as fucky sucky.

By I_am_sancho on Friday, August 20, 2004 - 09:44 pm:  Edit

I've had a few street girls start jerking my dick in a manner that would definately be described as "something going wrong with a simple handjob".

By Hunterman on Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 12:13 am:  Edit

Dave, you need to get to Rio, where you won't have to worry about these kind of things.

By Maverick on Saturday, August 21, 2004 - 12:59 am:  Edit

I agree that you need to get to Rio FAST. To answer your question, though, I do handjobs all the time from the street girls and let me tell you MANY things can go wrong. I've been operating hardcore in TJ since 1995 so I've had many trials and tribulations pursuing GFE experiences. Since I get GFE from my regular girlfriends, my tolerance is pretty low for most of the TJ non-performers. As such, I usually pay a selected few SGs and MP girls that I know for a simple handjob (actually for them it turns out to be much more work than straight sex). You will have to find the ones that know what they're doing and like doing it. I've had SGs that refuse to touch a penis without a condom (yes, a "covered HJ") and some that sit there jerking you while staring at the ceiling, bored out of their minds. I've finally found a couple that are totally into it--staring into my eyes, talking dirty, and letting me come on them (for extra $ of course). Your best bet will be in the MPs- just get the basic massage w/ "relaxation" for approx. 40 bucks and hope you get a girl who knows what she's doing. For me, that's about 20% of the time. When I find one, I stick with her until I get bored (3 or 4 times). SGs are more of a crap shoot; I only know 2 that really approach the task with true spirit. And all of this nonsense is simply to bide time until you get to Rio. Trust me, I've never had a bad expereince in Rio, but 60% of TJ experiences are negative from my perspective. Still I go 2 or 3 times per week. Oh, cost: Milky is generally right, but I've managed to get several of the girls to work me for $10 or $15. I supply the oil and baby-wipes! Tip: Alejandra from DF who stands at the telephone pole in front of Rio Nilo hotel will do you for $10. I've grown tired of her, but she's decent, thin, and young. No kids either.

By Dave33 on Tuesday, August 24, 2004 - 08:34 pm:  Edit

I'd rather jerk it than have a covered handjob. Has anyone ever requested their money back (or took it back) after paying up front and having a bad session?

By Porker on Wednesday, August 25, 2004 - 08:21 pm:  Edit

I charge myself .99 cents for every handjob I give myself. This works out to ~ 3 bucks a day, which after 3 months or so works out to a RT ticket to Asia, where I advance myself 3 months worth of handjobs to get me through 2+ weeks there. I find the trade off WELL worth it while I'm in Asia collecting my rewards, MADDENING while I'm flogging the dolphin here in the WORLD.

Dave33, just curious, but how old are you, Dude?

By Dave33 on Wednesday, September 01, 2004 - 08:33 pm:  Edit

Porker, you are the only person who doesn't know how old I am. Haha, almost to embarassed to state my age. Check out some of my other posts and you'll find out. How old r u? Lemme guess, 46?

By Farsider on Wednesday, September 01, 2004 - 08:47 pm:  Edit

A covered hand job?!?

You might as well just leave your pants on.

By Innocent on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 10:57 am:  Edit

I have had one or two of those. However the chica was so hot I got hard as a rock anyway before doing her tight little snapper.

On the couple of occassions it worked for me just because the chica had such a dam hot body and a beautiful face. YMMV...

By Porker on Thursday, September 02, 2004 - 01:45 pm:  Edit

Yeah, I'll get right on that research to look up your other posts...

The reason I asked was that my guess would have been ~18. Only because minors aren't allowed on the site.

By Dave33 on Tuesday, September 07, 2004 - 08:16 pm:  Edit

By the way, I ended up getting a handjob from Perla (Mexico City) yesterday on Labor Day. Her handjob definitely made up for the stinky hairy loose pussy she had. She stroked the right spots and emptied every single drop of my nut just as good as I would do it while jerking it. The catch: It wasn't a cheap one.


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