Short Version: Two Nights, Seven Chicas, Eight Rolls. Fantastic time
by all especially Patricia X. Traveled with The Senator & joined by
Rooster, A. Lee (and his bud who's name escapes me) and E.R.I.P.
I just had lunch with The Senator. He kept saying “don't forget this
– include that” We'll he can fill us all in on some of his favorite
gory details.

Got into TJ around 6:30 Thursday after a LONG hiatus. Got rooms for
two nights at Coajuilla. I went down stairs to get the lay of the
land, The Senator jetted around the corner to find Monica. Very few
people recognized me because of my extended absence (no ex favs!). I
found it to be very liberating. ERIP would agree with me on that the
next day.

I hooked up with this tiny cutey named Beatrice. I'm fairly certain
She’s the one listed in the chica reports. On the way up, Tania la
Famosa and Candi were walking downstairs with three guys (no-one I
recognized give it up if it was you!). They were happy to see me.
They're all pros and know how to be friendly while being polite to
the guys and Beatrice.

Beatrice was lots of fun in several different positions. I asked to
finish in her chi chis. She was eager to please. But, her silicone
job was for looks, not action. She finished me off with an
interesting hand-to-cleavage job. Being the first roll, I went
Vesuvius all over her neck. It was a thing of beauty!

I got back downstairs to find The Senator with grin like mine. He
had found Monica. He pointed out Perla the dancer. He wasn't ready
to roll, but he didn't want to ignore her either. We ended up buying
Beatrice and Perla a couple of drinks.

We then tripped around the neighborhood. I met this SEXY young
Native American dancer at Tropical! (name escapes) I bought her a
drink and danced with her, but the chemistry wasn't there. CC had a
nice assortment, but the place felt downright depressing. The
hottest girl was this 5'10” Morena. Her distinguishing point was
that she had one cross eye. She was very sexy and I might have done
her right then, but I wasn't quite ready.

Back at AB, I talked to Candi. She was happy to see me and promised
me that both she and Tania would be back to work Friday afternoon.
She was obviously trying to sell me the kind of sandwich you cant get
at the finest delicatessens! I've tried that sandwich before, its
spectacular!

I bumped into A. Lee. It was great to see him! We joined him at his
table with some friends. I pointed out a chica of The Senators
favorite flavor. She was very cute, but I wasn't feeling up to snuff
and decided I needed some real professional help. Tania was gone,
Candi was looking kind of tired. As if on cue, Isella came out of
nowhere and gave me a big squeeze. I knew what I needed and so did
she.

She isn't the prettiest lady I know. But, there is not a more
beautiful set of tonsils in the world than Isellas. nuff said!

I caught back up to A. Lee downstairs. As usual, he had a fine,
skinny chick attached to his hip and getting his picture taken. The
Senator had done Melissa, the little one I pointed out to him
earlier. We all got some tacos at the open-air taqueria in the ally
and swapped stories for a while. A. Lee had to go (doesn't work
suck?).

I was really tired and decided to get some sleep.

The Senator and Rooster woke me up after a bit. The Senator was VERY
happy with the chica I pointed out to him. I was so good to see my
lifelong friend, Rooster. But he had already seen Sonia walking up
stairs. That meant he wouldn't be around much for the rest of the
night/morning.

This very nice, comfortable looking chica named Lorena told me she
could give me a nice massage and make me happy. God knows why, but I
decided to give her a whirl. The massage was pretty good. But when
she got down South, she told me to lie back and relax. She then got
up, went to the sink and lathered up her hand with the Rosa Venus
soap. She then gave me a very nice soapy. Using both, very skilled,
experienced hands, she brought me off to a unique & wonderful finish
for the night. Shes lots of fun for the lay back and enjoy crowd.

In the morning, The Senator, Rooster & I got some breakfast at El
Faralito. As we feasted, tales were told of deeds both great and
treacherous. I was lamenting my own situation. While I had been
fortunate enough to land three good chicas in a row, my own
performance was lacking. I decided to stop by the pharmacy on the
way back to the bar. The guys jumped my shit about dumping $18 on
vitamin V tablet.

Back at AB, Rooster found Patricia II. I knew Rooster really likes
Patricia. He has recommended her to me for years, but I'd never
intentionally get in my bud's business! Honestly, I was trying to be
supportive. But Rooster kept up, saying how great she was a
masseuse. She was digging the attention and started with the
fingernails on my thigh. I said “<rooster>, you need to fish
or cut bait!”. Rooster then qualified for Sainthood as he threw his
hands up and sent us upstairs together.

P-II is a superb roll! (thanx Rooster!) She’s an experienced masseuse.
From between the shoulder blades to the fingertips and down to the
toes, this fine lady has it going on! She’s purely a class act. She
aims to please on all levels. WHEW!!!

I was feeling REALLY good at this point. But, Rooster had to go back
to the SO. We tried to talk him into staying to no avail. The Senator
was happier than the law should allow! Perla had come in fresh and
strong. The Senator was playing his cards perfectly and he knew it.

This curvy cutey was advertising pretty heavily to me. She looked
great like a real performer. I called her over and asked her name.
She said Kenia. I about choked on my beer as my friends might
surmise. The Senator got back downstairs and joined me for a beer.
I pointed her out and said Her name might be Kenia, but shes built
more like Bernice. The Senator just told me Yeah, I can’t believe you
haven't done that yet.

Kenia II is pretty good in my book. Shes very pleasant and bubbly.
She goes strictly by the book (everything wrapped). I give her a B+
in the cowgirl ride. Shes enthusiastic and her curvy bod was made
for it. Ok, I admit it! I faked the orgasm. I was certain I could
have gotten off, but I felt I could spend it better later. As it
turned out, I was right.

I told Kenia II that we were planning to eat at La Costa. She was
very insistent that Los Pinos on Calle Segunda was a better place.
When I got downstairs, I sat with Patricia II and The Senator caught
up. Patricia confirmed that Los Pinos was much better than La Costa,
so we grabbed a cab and went there. The place was great! Its very
casual, but with exceptional service. One note of advice: Look above
the bar before you order your beer. Most of their beers are sold in
PONY BOTTLES! The Senator was joking about getting a picture of me
drinking pony beers. The food was much better than La Costa. Back to
AB Re-Charged!!

Now, Candi had promised me that she and Tania would both be working
Friday afternoon. So, please tell me which of YOU SCURVEY, SELF
CENTERED, SONS OF MOTHERLESS GOATS scheduled the tag-team match for
Friday and DIDN'T ENVITE ME!?!?!?!?!

At that point I had rumors that Kenia was gone forever, that Kenia
was working and that Kenia only worked on and off. Regardless, she
wasn't there. I had to come up with plan C when I was at full
stride. What are the chances of a beautiful, proven, skilled
performer just walking in and filling in for the all pros?

Enter Patricia X. Holy smokes she looked great!! I had met her only
one time sixteen months ago, but she remembered me. Actually, she
said “I remember you, and I remember your dick!”. She was busy for a
while and asked me to wait. She was hanging out with a bunch of guys
at a table. I grabbed a beer and relaxed a bit. She was in Super
Chica mode; dancing around and flirting with the guys. She was AB's
DLOP (Designated Life of the Party) at time. After a while, she came
over and wiggled her butt in my crotch. It was time. This girl had
never gotten me at full stride before. It was spectacular! I’ve never been with a girl who got off so wildly. I kept asking if she was ok, all she said was “si..si.. mas mas MAS!”

We got back down to the bar to get a drink. She may have been Super
Chica and hour before. But three orgasms later, she was a little
kitten curling up in the booth and dozing off on my shoulder. At
this point, my brain was back to where it had been in years past. I
was on top of the world and completely indomitable.

Later on, we went up for one more wild roll. Sometimes, when there's
chemistry, you take the fast ride up the performance ladder. We both
we're pulling lots of stuff out of our bags of tricks. Finally, she
got off so big that she pulled an abominable muscle. She said she
was supposed to work the next day, but now she was going to stay home
and rest. She chuckled “Before I say 'mas mas mas' now I say NO MAS!”

Downstairs, The Senator and I bumped into ERIP. I had never met
ERIP, but he remembered some of my writings on CH. We had a good
chat about chicas we know and gave each other lots of free advice.
He and I both agreed that a long break can be good. Some anonymity
is important. AB was starting to look like MTV for a bit. We saw
this cute blonde dressed and made up like Brittany Spears. Then
Bernice de Acapulco, came buy with her frosted curls looking just
like Janet Jackson (boing!). Patricia X took a long time to change
clothes. She looked great in street clothes, but she was also
visibly tired. She gave me a sweet hug and kiss before she took off.
ERIP wanted to go trolling for street girls, but I was beat. I just
wanted to suck down a couple of beers and maybe take a nap.

The Senator was on the prowl. No one in the bar was floating his
boat, so he took off to find Monica. The minute he left, I noticed
this beautiful girl next to me. It was The Senator's all time Fav
Tiny Tania. I said “Don't move!”. I ran around the corner to catch
him, but he's tough to catch once he locks on target. He came back
after while with another post-Monica grin on his face and we went to
get some tacos. He recommended that I do Tiny Tania next. I had
already done one of my best bud's favs that day with great results.
So, TT seemed like a great idea. So I got a shower, cleaned up the
room and went downstairs intent on jumping TT's beautiful bones. The
bar was packed, I was having a hard time getting over to TT's spot.
Suddenly, I found myself rubbing up against Bernice. That's not a
good thing. Lo Wang has no resistance whatsoever to that Morena
hardbody.

I LOVE the lights in the arches above the beds on the third floor!
The Senator calls them “porno lights”. Bernice is made for the new
rooms, she looks so fine that all of my visual fantasies come true at
once. She's exactly the opposite of every other “A” Lister I've ever
had. She doesn't have to perform. She knows I just want to use her
perfect bod and she loves having me just use her perfect bod. To top
it off, she also has the tightest poontang I've ever had at AB. I
was doing her doggy and feeling each individual pussy muscle stretch
around my dick on each stroke. All the time I was watching her in
the mirror and listening to Janet Jackson songs in my head. It's
great to keep time in your head with the SLAP SLAP SLAP “It's all for
youuuuuuu”. Frankly, it was most satisfying roll of the day. I died.

I woke up around 8:00 Saturday. I laid around in bed for a bit
,re-winding the trips events. I started sprouting wood. I was
thinking “Man, I wish I could do it again right now. Hey stupid!
You can do it again right now!” I got up, showered, let the moths out
of my wallet and walked to the Banamex machine. I found this cute
little girl in the ally named Norma. She gave a great covered BJ.
Her most distinctive talent, though, was the precision cowgirl ride.
She moves her hips to get just the right tension on just the right
part of your dick. She was REALLY good!

Breakfast at Crickets and back to reality. SHIT!

I'm glad to hear that some of TJ's most dedicated fans got to spend some time there recently. Sounds like y'all had a GREAT time (absence of faves can sometimes be a GOOD things), and wow, what an excellent report. Sounds like y'all staged your own monger's Olympics!

Hope you can make it back there soon. Hell, I wish I COULD make it back there soon too!

I wish I could say "Any time, Bro!"

Truth is, I might be able to align the planets and join The Senator and Rooster in Bangkok in November. THAT could get ugly!

It's a long shot.

Great to hear from you, Porker. How's the post pinay depression going?

Lo

I'm on a suicide watch.

After going to LOS, AC, and Seoul last year I never thought I'd say this, but, "I had a real good time in TJ." Six sessions with five spinners. I did SG Monica twice.

I've cut waaaaay back. So far this year I've been to TJ twice; and am planning to go to LOS in November... and THAT'S IT!

I *DO* hope that Shadow and others can make the planets align for the week of 11/7.