Metalboots Trip Report. 12/2004


Oh Da Ley Puez! Man how those crotch-rocket puckorz speed down the highway by the Nuclear Power Plant. How come they don’t get stopped by the HW Patrol? Sheeit I’m doing like 78 and they are passing me at 100+ easily. Well anyway, I arrived at my favorite Motel 6 in San Ysidro yet again to embark on yet another installment of SEX Tails: Walked thru the turnstiles and went to the Taxi Stand where 3 guys at once say “taxi sir,” hell yeah- Adilitas figh’ dolla! See Senior! Kewl! Okay as I enter the taxi- BAM, ahi yi yiei. BAM BAM The taxi guys standing around are playing with cherry bombs (firecrackers) - maken some loud racket in the trash can - got my blood running just fine- Hit the Adilitas Curtains at 7PM or so. [side note] If you haven’t been to TJ for a while- it is evident that Adilitas is the white-boy’s choice for poon-tang as compared to Chicago Club. Now Don’t get me wrong- I like CC’s music much better and the layout better, but the chicas are no aqua compared to AB these days. ] Ok so I sit and drink a Corona and get the usual gorditas asking me “jew wana go 2 da wroom?” Nope! “jew bi me da drink” Nope! “oh baby jew got a nice face- waz ur name?” Mi Probe! I think I am getting to conceded in my 30’s because at least one can get a free groping at AB for free -and the girls are as aggressive as ever. I made a mistake this trip for taking up a Hottie Central chica named “Jenny,” or at least that’s what she said her name was. She wears a school girl plaid outfit - has a cute appearance and has a sculpted stomach and fake breasts. I take her up and she wants $$ upfront before undressing. (bad sign). She was insistent that I do not touch the condom. Do not touch the condom, ok! “jew no tuche condum,” ok ok ok bitch what are you trying to say? That I play with myself? Sheeeit. Anyway her fake moans made me laugh - I’m sorry I guess I really AM conceded; but when I barely entered her on a missionary fuck she moans in Ecstasy “Oh baby yes,” What the fuck? I just started laughing at her - she looked confused. N ice plastic surgery - loose panoche’. Bitch attitude. Two thumbs way down!

SG’s. The street girl scene has gotten a lot better recently. My favorite SG Shadow was no esta-- so I tried Elizabeth that uses Hotel Cascades. WHAT A TIGHT PUSSY!!! (In a good ole’ fahssion way to speak.) She has a decent attitude and her furry muff reveals a TIGHT panoche - very good at sex too! She has nice tittties and allowed moderate groping; heheh. After Elizabeth, was another SG who uses the hotel with the stairways and Catholic candles and crucifixes - (no, I did not see Mary’s face in a candle nor a piece of cheese) - any way her name was Brenda I think. Nice and sickly’ skinny just the way I like em’ - again I don’t know if its just me or the SG’s I have been selecting had far superior attitudes than the AB hottie central chicas! Anyway, Brenda makes nice locked in eye contact and smiles - that’s worth of a $1.00 gold dollar propina anyday! {note} By accident I had gotton a hand full of those gold US Dollar coins from the post office and used them as teeps for the SG’s- they think they are kewl! ] Ok so Brenda GIVES ME HEAD for the $20.00 and like a schmuck I did not even negotiate that! How cool - three loads spend and it was time to head on back to the border:

Next day: Ok I get to the glorious land and decide to walk it in sin taxi this time. The barkers and street phucks have some new lines as you walk on by; “sir, you dropped something; gimme a Mexican Minute; I got what jew want,” bla bla bla. I visit a familure restaurant Areolas where Camillio has been there for years and get some fish tacos and chips and salsa - good food. Then I hit CC where no one is but they play kewl music so I kick it for an hour where Angellica? (not sure of name) is making every attempt for me to feel her up- umm, well maybe - okay girl you got me Ill give in - let me feel your tits- yep nice- no I won’t buy you a drink! Hahah; maybe I sound like a typical gringo but since she maintained a positive attitude; I bought her two fichas in total. The girls in CC are still pretty nice in general as is the staff; I like Alehandra and few other mess eras there. Much more eye candy at AB - but I’ll take attitude for right now as Im chillin’. Its like 6pm and I wanted to check out the street action - I get assaulted again for a pucking massage barker- then see this gringa on the street right next to the restaurant on the HK/Cascades side. Now I never would even talk to a gringa in TJ; but this one seemed “clean,” and I was a bit buzzed- so what the fuck!!! Her name is Alice and she is from San Clemente but will be moving along with her family to Hawaii. We talked a bit then I realized that she was … well…. Lets just say that she can TALK and TALK and TALK about her rehab, her sisters rehab and her current psychological progress she’s made since getting off drugs [uh hmmm]. Look, I am not too proud to say that when she offered: “ you can cum in my mouth, no rubber, I will get you off real good.” I took the bait. She delivered as promised!!!! She originally wanted to go to “her place,” but I am not kosher with that so the hotel was like $10.00 for AN HOUR and it was just oral, but she seemed to like sucking cock - now that hour had her telling me her life story - and drug rehab clinics - but she got me off twice and in as advertised fashion. Seems like a good person at heart. All in all two thumbs up! Drained, I went back to AB where I sat and drank 3 red bulls and ate pistachios - the night was just kicking in and upon my first piss I noticed that AB is selling Viagra in the open (in the restrooms) geepers! I see a girl that catches my eye and walk up to her- no hottie complex - just a nice looking athletic type. She says her name was Stephanie or something - right up close I could tell she was much older than her body advertised- and since the SG’s I had been with were 18-22 or so- I decided to tell Stephanie that she was beautiful and that I would be back. So I gave her my back and kept on walking out the door of AB to CC. Yes!! My favorita was there and she gave me a smile. This smile is in-seared in my brain. I bring her to my booth where I drink 8 or so crevasses and Redbull and she and I are having a great time. There is nothing like holding onto a girl you like while watching a girl you also like dance on the dance floor with no apparent jealousy. Yes, I know its all $$$$$. Anyway, I take her up to the Stairway to Heaven and since I had severe drunk dick- I used the whole 35 minutoz- yes 35 and I double teeped for da room. Man sex with a girl who yields real moans and has a sincere look in her eyes is golden. Call it what you will, but at the very least I am a preferred customer. Go back on the street and grab a few tacos from the newly re-inserted taco stands stage left of AB. Man they are good! All in all a killer 2 day trip!