I wanted to do this for a long time. Arrived with my wingman DanTheMan (DTM) at about 1:30PM. We had a short work day.

Got to the parking lot, smoked a joint and headed to the action. What fun. I couldn't help hearing the Beatles song "Penny Lane" and thinking that someone ought to write something about the Zona with it's cast of characters and undercurrent of sleaze, hustle and all. Newbies travelling in packs looking like they are being followed by the mob or some strange shit.

Had a few tacos at the alley restaurant then strolled the Alley, squeezing and tugging at the girls. I was looking for Gabby but she must have been up. DTM found a walker at Ninos Heros and the Alley. She was rather white but clearly latina and bottle blonde. She wanted to go with me too but DTM wanted to fly solo so he took her for 1/2 hour at $20. She used Teresa Hotel.

I told DTM I'd wait so there I am, leaning against the wall waiting for DTM to do his business when across the street I spot Jacqueline de Puebla at Venicia looking real nice in her green minis and BIG smile. I stood my ground and just admired her from across the street.

It was beautiful watching her pose for me - what a gem of a creature. Strolled across to check her out and she promised the moon for $20. Said she was 19 and so I did my best to talk to her for a while. We got a long real well and after checking her out real good, decided to go for it after she started huggin me on the street and squeezing my hand etc.

I was not disappointed. She was tight and very playful in bed. Got right down to business. CBJ to rock hard then ontop for almost 20 minutes. As we approached the half hour mark (no knock) she said "mas tiempo" I said "si" she then smiled and said "Mas Dollars???" I was having such a great time, I knew I'd have for at least an hour so I said "SI."

She got right back to work. But I could tell that as we approached the 1 hour mark she was tired. We tried all positions but ended up popping Mish.

I took her for 1-1/2 hours, paid her $60 for an outstanding performance. I paid $3.00for the room. The best thing about her (and most Latinas) is that the experience lasts and lasts. I couldn't stop thinking about how affectionate she was. You might pay X for the session, but if the girl is a gem like her, you'll be thinking about for hours. Why can't American women be like that?

Afterwards, went looking for DTM and found him wrapped up in a Lusty Latina at Miami. Nice girl but she doesn't go so we split and headed to AB after DTM got her cel number for some outside encounter at a later date. I had to get out of MIAMI because I didn't want to fool around in there while my fav was away.

Man. Say what you want but if you are the slightest bit taken by the latina then AB was heaven on earth. These girls (most of them) are beautiful. Is it just me or do you guys see what I see? They are shockingly beautiful. I hope I never lose my appreciation of them.

Saw Monica but she was with someone so I just walked by, gave her the eye and then headed back out to look for Diana de Culiacan, I brought her a Christmas Gift and wanted to give it to her. Nowhere to be found. FUCK!!. Back to the alley for another stroll and to grab a few beers this time.

Even Sonia wasn't out. Didn't see her all day. But since we were under the influence we bar hopped and had some great laughs, squeezed some girls and drank some beer.

I was also on the look out for JTull, nowhere to be found. Didn't see his car in the lot either. Where are you man???

Anyway, we roamed through the clubs and ended up back at AB for beers and squeezes.

That's where I finally met the fabulous Esmerelda.

The 39 year old lady (and I mean LADY) standing on the back wall. She stood out from the crowd with this natural beauty and I couldn't resist asking her for a hug and she was happy to oblige. I didn't have enough cash to do her but after I thought about it I decided I'd sit with her for a few drinks and tell her how beautiful she is. She was using Tania's line ("what ju sign?").

She loved it. She soaked it up like a sponge. I told her I didn't have the cash to go upstairs but I wanted to sit with her a buy her a few drinks. She was still very affectionate at the table even though she knoew I was not going with her. So we sat behind the high bar for about 30 minutes, long enough for her to suck back a few ficha beers. Lots of petting and hugging etc. She is a sweetheart. She said she had to go back to work, gave me one last kiss and hug.

I promised I'd be back and I will go back to be with her. I asked her if she could leave the club and she got up, walked to the DJ booth and then came back to tell DTM that she could not leave early but she wants to see me outside the club. We left without getting her cel phone so it could have been bullshit. She's on my to do next list. That's for sure.

I'm making one more pass around Monica, (now alone and looking hard at me but she can just wait for the next "customer" because she's 3rd string material now) when DTM hooks up with a princess (no name) dressed in a pink silk dress, blond but latina. Next thing I know he's on the stairs and I'm outside waiting. So I talk to Solinas the cop outside AB for 30 minutes. Interesting stuff. I'll post on it someday.

DTM returns after the 2pop, another cel phone number and a silly grin. Excellent session. We head back to the office, then I leave Mexico about 8:30.

For me a bit of a bust, a 1pop for all that time but with Christmas here and gifts to buy I had to be careful because I could have spent a lot more. It was tough to walk away from Esmerelda. I'll not do that again.

Oh yeah, one more thing: NEWBIES - there is no reason to walk the place like you are being followed by the mob, we all know why you're there. Jeez. If you're uncomfortable being there then deal with your issues. Stop being rude to the girls, there is no need for it. They are playing a game, you play too. If there's one thing these girls can do real well (besides fuck) it's handle rejection so there is no need to be rude to any of them.

If they tug and you're not gonna go, be polite at least. I see guys treating them like SHIT and it makes me sick. Take your happy pills for crying out loud.
Give them a smile and a wink. It's no wonder they think so many of us are assholes when so many of us are not. Why cave them in? Makes no sense.

Go with a wingman who knows how to treat women. If you have a choice between being an asshole or a nice guy, try being a nice guy. The girls deserve it and they'll show thier appreciation. Works for me.

Be safe and be nice
Country John

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My New Toy Has Tits.

Hey CJ...don't be fucking with my novia..lol. Jacqueline is a real sweetheart. We've been playing this flirt game for about 2 months now without me going with her until last week. Now everytime I pass she drags me down stairs and hugs and touches me. Real romantic. Good catch for someone. She is sad for holidays as she is alone so make her smile.