Noemi

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By Futbolito on Friday, December 24, 2004 - 04:13 pm:  Edit

Alright, I have to at least post what I know about this new internet chica here for the rest of you to benefit from, either by spending time with her or by just being content with the bar girls.

She is about 5'1", petite, with a B cup natural set of boobs, has had two kids and still shows a scar (never bothered me), a pretty morena face, with a small nose, and thick black long hair.

She is a real trooper and starts you out with a BBBJ that she just doesn't seem to want to give up on, because I had to insist that she let me put it in once she had me rock hard and getting close.

Once I had slid inside her, it was sheer GFE from thereon out, with her keeping me inside even after I finished the first time and started the second cup of coffee.

She is just as comfortable on the bottom as she is on the top position, and knows how to make her body feel fantastic as you move.

I did not feel like there was anything that was offlimits and she certainly likes to kiss during the intimacy (which is rather rare these days).

I also had dinner with her another time and let me tell you, when she gets dressed up, she looks very well to do. She reminds of some of the rich mexican women I see up here in the malls.

And since she is still trying to get established, her rate is a bargain for what you get. $120.

She doesn't speak a lot of english, but we had absolutely no problem communicating the entire time.

Be good to her, because we need more chicas like here that provide such a high quality service. It is almost obvious that Tania has groomed this girl based on the fact that she nailed all of my requirements the first time out.

By Futbolito on Saturday, December 25, 2004 - 09:57 pm:  Edit

Almost forgot to list her webpage....

www.hottijuana.com/noemi.html

By Yama on Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 01:04 pm:  Edit

Be sure to play safe as there is talk (other boards) of her possible exposure to an STD. This is not confirmed but until it is, be careful.

I don't know her personally but felt obligated to post as a fellow monger. Of course "play safe" should apply to any puta so don't take this as targeting Noemi who is from what I've heard, a great person & provider.

By Reytj on Sunday, December 26, 2004 - 02:17 pm:  Edit

Futbolito

Since you're promoting Noemi would you happen to know if she has a health card? Even though she doesn't work in a bar on the street she's required to have one.

By Futbolito on Monday, December 27, 2004 - 07:54 am:  Edit

I will gladly go ask that question.

But let me add that from what I have learned so far about the reason why the rumor started in the first place.

It was basically extortion from a guy who wants her all to himself but did not want to support her full time.

I like the idea of health cards and wish that they had them for the guys who visit the chicas as well. After all, it only seems fair since they are sometimes the worst offenders with respect to STDs.


By Patay6969 on Monday, December 27, 2004 - 10:16 am:  Edit

Be aware of massage parlors in tj and girls that work in escorts services in tj they dont have health cards and most likely they have some std and they cant work in a bar...

By Mrholmes on Monday, December 27, 2004 - 11:27 am:  Edit

Healthcards don't really mean shit, they trade 'em, fake 'em, buy 'em and in alot of cases don't even bother to use them. I know of chicas in the Chikago Club that have been working for 8 years without the prized healthcard and it doesn't seem to slow them down.

By Larrydavid on Monday, December 27, 2004 - 03:57 pm:  Edit

people actually pay to fuck girls like this?

By Patay6969 on Monday, December 27, 2004 - 05:21 pm:  Edit

You read my mind larrydavid

By Futbolito on Tuesday, December 28, 2004 - 01:00 pm:  Edit

You guys obviously are not mentioning the fact that 95% of the health cards are in fact valid and current. Sure, there are those that have found a way around the system, but for the most part, the system works and the owners of the bars rely on it to keep us coming back.

I want to correct one statement made above. It is not true that girls that work on the internet as escorts have an std or cannot work in a bar.

I have personally known most of the chicas in this category and Julia is the only one who could not work in a bar because of a problem with her tourist visa papers. It had nothing at all to do with STDs or the like.

And to further make my point, Tania continues to work in the bar as well as on the internet.

By Futbolito on Wednesday, December 29, 2004 - 08:03 pm:  Edit

Noemi does have a Health Card and just had it updated again as a result of the rumor that some guy started. I would suggest that anyone who is concerned, to just ask her to see it before he gets intimate with her.

It is a shame when one of our own gets too wrapped up in a girl on her way to becoming an internet escort and then cannot handle it when he is left behind as moves on.

From what I know about it, it seems that he refuses to give her up and has been causing her a lot of trouble.

I sure hope he backs off and remembers that this is supposed to be all about having fun. And that it is their job to make us feel like we are their boyfriend.....

By Explorer8939 on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 07:53 am:  Edit

No one can simply have their health card updated when they feel like it. There is a schedule for visits every month.

By Pecs82001 on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 09:42 am:  Edit

I'm so sick and tired of reading about this puta.

I wish everyone let this puta work and let it be.

Such drama on both boards about an average looking puta.

By Futbolito on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 11:56 am:  Edit

Explorer, please elaborate.

I have been to the health clinic only a couple of times, but both times, the chica had just returned from Mexico City and was able to get right in and be seen so that she could work in the bars with the proper paperwork.

Sure, she had to wait in line, but it did not take all that long.

By Reytj on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 01:37 pm:  Edit

"Explorer, please elaborate."

The point is that Noemi let her health card lapse which is the same as not having a health card. A health card is only valid if she goes for monthly check ups.

By Futbolito on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 02:26 pm:  Edit

Reytj, I respect your perspective but you seem to be very negative as to whether this chica is clean or not.

It was not my intention to mislead you into thinking that her health card had lapsed, merely that she indicated she had been checked and passed, which is what the issue is.

I asked her the question and there is no reason not to believe the answer. If there is, I would like to know what it is.

By Mrholmes on Thursday, December 30, 2004 - 03:04 pm:  Edit

Do not risk it with suspect chicas!!! There are many more without the issues. It is not worth it.

By Ranchojeffrey on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 10:19 am:  Edit

I'm just wondering why a vet of close to 3 years here is so steadfast in "promoting" this one chica??

Noemi apparently has a madrote....does she has now have a padrote now as well?

RJ

By Patay6969 on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 12:56 pm:  Edit

So much talk about such an ugly fat whore stop already

By Futbolito on Friday, December 31, 2004 - 05:14 pm:  Edit

There is a lot of benefit in not spreading false rumors and keeping the facts straight AND sticking to the subject at hand......

Milchmeister, right now would be a good time to chime in and set the record straight

By Patay6969 on Saturday, January 01, 2005 - 05:19 pm:  Edit

I think somebodys in love

By Jesse on Saturday, January 01, 2005 - 07:27 pm:  Edit

Futbolito promotes all of the escort chicas

By Countryjohn on Sunday, January 02, 2005 - 02:18 pm:  Edit

The flap over Noemi is just that, a flap. There is no reason to let your guard down with her as with any other girl.

As for her health status, she can have health cards coming out of her ass. YOU have to practice safe sex. Don't put it all on the girl.

Noemis drama came about as a result of her own mis-representation of what she was all about and someone took her a bit too seriously, that's all. It will all get sorted out in the near future. These are good hearted people who let things get a little out of hand.

Her reviews are excellent so make your own choices. Don't believe everything you read either.

$120. for a full on GFE with a girl who knows her stuff is always a great deal. When the smoke clears I'm sure it will be business as usual for Noemi and the others connected to her.

Country John

By Ranchojeffrey on Thursday, January 06, 2005 - 10:26 pm:  Edit

Well, I see the genuis that runs her website has removed all the crap about her having unprotected sex, her charging double if you'd like to play doctor with her, etc.

Now maybe her shit will get back in order. Next order of business should be her finding a better 'manager'.


RJ

By Mrholmes on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 02:42 pm:  Edit

Ranchojeffrey, perhaps you'd be interested.

By Ranchojeffrey on Friday, January 07, 2005 - 05:59 pm:  Edit

No, the word is that's a crowded field already.

RJ

By Futbolito on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 02:26 am:  Edit

Explorer,

I did finally get to see Noemi's health card and you are correct. Her test dates are on the same day of the month for her entries, and they are without any lapses.

Jesse,

I don't promote ALL of the escort chicas! If I happen to do one, then I post a review so that others might benefit from the information.

I do consider some of the escort chicas as my friends but that is as far as it goes. I will never make the mistake of falling for one again.

Reytj,

I fully understand now what you were trying to find out, but at the time, I was not up to speed yet. There is no evidence that she had any lapses in testing as you suggest.

Ranchojeffrey,

I don't know what exactly you have against Noemi and Tania, but I am speaking from first hand information, as opposed to you and others who have been spreading (no pun intended) second hand information, which, by the way, was subsequently proven to be false.

What I found really irritating is that after I explained to you in a CH PRIVATE message what the real story was, you then felt compelled to post my PRIVATE message to you on another website discussion board. Now as if that wasn't bad enough, you still don't seem to accept the fact that none of these chicas have padrotes, madrotes, or "managers".

If you don't want to believe me, go do your own homework and report back with your own first hand information.

I fully realize that some of you fell into the trap of believing what a certain person had said about Noemi on another website, but anyone who is in the dumped phase of a chica relationship is a questionable source of information in the first place.

The bottom line is that she is a sweet chica who is a lot of fun in the sack. Enjoy her now while you can because you will regret it when she is gone or gets too busy and raises her rates.

By Explorer8939 on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 08:29 am:  Edit

"Now as if that wasn't bad enough, you still don't seem to accept the fact that none of these chicas have padrotes, madrotes, or "managers".
"

I presume you are speaking about your escort girls, and not girls in the ZN in general. Of course, you would have no idea if your chicas have padrotes or not.

By Ranchojeffrey on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 10:01 am:  Edit

To answer your questions:

I don't have a thing against Noemi, Tania, ea$y, or you for that matter. I've never met any of you.

I questioned the purpose behind your crusade, and wondered (and still wonder, for that matter) what involvement you may have had in the phone call ea$y received.

In your first email to me, you spouted off quite a bit without qualifying your position. My response to your email was this:

"Take your email to me, elaborate on it, and post it to both CH and TJA on the appropriate thread. You can state your position, how you have come to know that information, and put an end to the rumors you're so concerned about.

If you're not willing to post publicly your interest and personal knowledge of the issue you've come so involved in, then go bark elsewhere because at that point, right or wrong, ea$y had the guts to post *his* version of the events.

I'm still wondering why a 3 + year vet such as yourself has taken such a concern for one chica's plight and become such a promoter and protector of her. Are YOU able to look as this objectively?

I'll look for you over at TJA.

RJ"

You apparently have no problem lurking at TJA, but couldn't be bothered to post your version of the truth there as I suggested.

You could have saved yourself the irritation you experienced had you taken the 7 or so days that lapsed between my challenge to you and made the post, Instead, you email me later suggesting I post in some yahoo group that Noemi reads, so that she can defend herself.

After all that, in yet another email to me you tell me that you have applied to EF (owner of TJA) for membership on behalf of Noemi twice and didn't get an answer (there is NO application for membership there, btw...pick a log-in, password and go). She, and you as her apparent mouthpiece, has the ability to tell the world her version, but continue to fail to do so.

As far as your interest in her, it's much clearer now. You do work ontheir website (photos and maybe the whole site, who knows?) for free, with the idea that it'd be a paying gig "if internet chicas ever started to expand their numbers and there was some serius money to be made."

This isn't a personal thing against anyone, including you. But buddy, you need to open your eyes here a bit and read critically what you write.

You pay to have sex once, twice or more times wtih a couple of these girls, take a few photos, maybe write some HTML and you're in the inner circle? For what you THINK you know about them, their business and their feelings, you only know a fraction. You donate your time, energy and photos to help them build their business in return for what? Because you're single-handedly turning around the TJ escort business by raising the bar? I don't think so.

These women are masters of manipulation and the sell. They don't see the world as you and I see it. They can put a spin on ANYTHING and justify it, to their grave. If we had the same talent, we'd be rich.

Futbolito, what you know is what you get told and nothing more. I don't doubt that you believe what you're told, I just doubt you've been told the entire truth.

You've gone to ALOT of effort to "clear her name".
1). You've dutifully reported her version, as she's given you, of the events.

2). When her health card status was questioned, you returned to her again, looked at the card and reported back.

3.) You say that you consider some of the internet chicas your friends, and that's it, but you also have a business interest in them, hoping to get paid when there is some serious money to be made (!).

And *I* cannot accept the fact they don't have managers???

Wake up, dude. The coffee's on.

RJ

By Futbolito on Monday, January 10, 2005 - 02:02 pm:  Edit

It is obvious that you do not know Tania and have trust issues.

If we were talking about standard bar chicas, what you have said would be correct.

But Tania has never been accused of deceiving anyone and I trust her integrity far more than the guys on TJA.

I asked EL F if he was alright with the chicas joining his website out of courtesy, and not because they could not figure out how to join it.

The entire story will come out in due time on the yahoo group for Hottijuana which is chica friendly.

And by the way, since you brought it up, I will take credit for establishing Rosalba/Jazmin and then Tania as internet escorts and raising the bar.

By Futbolito on Sunday, January 16, 2005 - 05:00 pm:  Edit

Quote from Milkman in the chat section today:

"Another guy tried to do the same thing when he found out he wasnt the true boyfriend to an internet escort. He went onto this smear campain that affected her as well."

-Nuff said

By Milkman on Sunday, January 16, 2005 - 05:53 pm:  Edit

Hi

I beleive Noemi was the target of a revenge smear campaign and it wouldnt be the first time this has happened to working girls.

When you invest thousands of dollars into a puta and think she is your girlfriend just to find out you are a dumb white gringo third in line it hurts and instead of hitting her or doing worse many guys think they can get back with smear campaigns and it works.

Hey if I chika takes you for thousands its your own fault and she deserves to keep that money.
You just write it off and learn from your mistakes

Most you guys best stick to paying for sessions as these girls already have tuff guys in the mix one way or the other. Mexicanas want Macho hombres not wussies that offer them the world.
I am being serious. Why in the world would some 19 year old bar girl want with some retired 64 year old guy that needs pills to get it up ?

Even an over the hill girl like her took some poor shmuck for a ride and if she can do it anyone can.

By Futbolito on Monday, January 17, 2005 - 06:01 pm:  Edit

No matter how you slice, you always end up paying for it, one way or another. There is no such thing as free pussy......even for the Milchmeister (although he is about as close as you can get....).

Anyone in a relationship knows exactly what I mean.

By Belldude2 on Thursday, October 13, 2005 - 09:45 pm:  Edit

Hey, all I can say is that I have had the pleasure of Tania, both at AB and as an escort. Never a problem and always treated with the utmost class. I would vouch for her any day. and even though I have never met Noemi, but I would be willing to bet she is the same. I have seen Sexy Raquel and she was also fantastic and extremely trustworthy!

By Lookplay on Friday, November 18, 2005 - 08:21 pm:  Edit

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Any experiences with her? Anyone care to comment? I love petite latina!!!
So this is the reason I am asking?

I didnt see any info about ladies on the site?

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