I'm still a newbie, but getting lots of experience now thanks to the info here at CH. I'm middle aged, divorced six years ago. Hell I went once to TJ three years ago and only found the rip-off clubs on Revolution. Now thanks to my Joininh CH in September I found what I was looking for. I have been to TJ five times since October, with each visit getting better. This is my first trip report.
With Southern Cal now in its (relatively) rainy Winter season, I got the idea of bringing in a small portable heater with me to help warm-up the SG's in the room. Isabel of the dreaded Cascades seemed unimpressed when I stayed at cascades on 12/4, perhaps because she spends so little time downstairs that she never really gets cold!
So I studied up on what spinners worked out of the Edwardo Hotel specifically, as well as others working that side of the alley. Just at one poster went into the Kinkle bar,(just to inform us)I decided to actually stay overnight in the Edwardo Hotel and report back.
I arrived at 7 P.M. on Friday (1/7/05)and had some tacos in the newer restaurant almost directly across the street from the Hotel Najera's entrance. Before I finished my two tacos I noticed Jessica at the bottom of the stairs of the Najara. No chica can be too thin or too blonde for my tastes, and she had both going on! She was my starter chicky and we had a good time while my bags remained in the car.
Around 8:00 P.M. I walked past the ladies in front of Edwardo and went inside. I asked for a room for the night and laid down a 100 peso note. The two guys working talked amongst themselves and the english speaker said "you need two more dollars" I paid them two more fucks and they told me to take unlocked room #2 upstairs. MAN, WHAT A HELL HOLE! Cracks in all the walls and ceiling, very dirty sheets and floor. Only cold water in the sink and shower and no electrical outlets anywhere. Only one overhead light in the room and another overhead in the bathroom. I moved the sole lightbulb around and discovered that at least both light sockets worked.
Maybe the girls out front looked oddly when I went in the Edwardo alone to check in. But they definitely dropped their jaws when I returned a few minutes later from my car carrying a small cooler and a medium size suitcase. I used a converter and started up the heater, then left to check out the talent at AB. The talent was even better at AB than it was last weekend, but I returned to the ED and negotiated with Alejandra (I think standing at the doorway to Bar Chchanilla) for sin ropa, sucky/fucky, multiple positions and 20 minutos @ 300 pesos. She almost laughed when I began with "cien pesos OK?"
Let me take a break, and I will continue with this story.

I'm a bit embarrased about how things went with Alejandra, I really showed my newbie stripes. Fortunately there was some redemption by the end of the trip, as you will see if you bother reading my wordy report.
Alejandra & I go up to my room. I discover that my heater had been unplugged and my $1 light socket converter had been taken away. But like a good boyscout I had another converter and soon the heater was back on. I made the classic newbie error and let her catch a glimse of a 500 pesos note when I paid her the 300 peso fee. I was now in her crosshairs-well actually I should say that the 500 note was her desired target. I was promised EVERYTHING for that 500P note, 1 full hour, special treatment, maybe even her sister as well, but I declined all the offers... until.... she promised a full 30 minutes with just a bump up to 400 pesos. I accepted and out came her wallet with my "change". I handed her the 500P note and she quickly gave me back my original 3 100P notes. But she held the last 100P that she pulled from her wallet tightly in one of her hands and used her other hand to rub my groin and asked me to Pleeeeese let her keep the last little 100P note and accept her "special treatment". I went weak - sorry guys I know this is what you hate. But soon her butt was being warmed by my heater and my stick was getting a very warm treatment from her lips (CBJ).
After we switched to cowgirl suddenly the lights went dark and the heater stopped. One minute later the power came back on. One more minute later there was a knock at my door.
The jiz king was there to take my heater since he suspected I had blown the fuse he had to replace. For 10 minutes Alejandra talked to the jiz king through the door. I always came down to Alley telling me I had to give up the heater-he was not going away. I said no maybe five times, one too few, and eventually Alley gave him the heater. So I instead used the converter to run my CD player and went about throughly enjoying Alejandra.
I went back to AB (where I stayed last weekend) and again looked at the talent coming back from the holidays. Man did I feel like a smuck for trying to stay at the Edwardo. When I returned to the ED around midnight I found this little young spinner in front. But she would not even try to talk with me. Her neighbor gave me the "chee chee" sound but I indicated I wanted the little spinner. But that little spinner would not talk to me.
So again in the doorway to the bar located between Edwardo & Cuartos Teresa I found a girl not quite as thin as Alejandra, not quite as good looking. And unlike Ajejandra she looked as if she might be on the wrong side of age 25. By now you've guessed her name, and for 25 fucks I was taking Alejandra #2 up to my ice cold room. She seemed to enjoy the americana musica and was a decent fuck. I recycled my (from home) sheets for the two Alejandras since I only brought four sheets and definitely needed clean ones to sleep in. I woke up almost shivering at 7:30 A.M. and jumped into the cold water only shower under the theory that the shock might not be so great since I was already cold. So much for stupid ideas. At 8:30 in the morning I was at the desk of the Hotel Coachilla gladly giving them $35 since I was lucky they said I could get a room for the Saturday night. When I checked out of the ED at 9:30 (following a wonderfully hot shower) it came as no surprise that no one knew the wherabouts of my space heater. When I stopped in again at noon asking about my heater they pretty much accused Alejandra #1 of taking it for herself.

I was in AB for less than 30 minutes when I noticed this great looking chica right in the middle of hotties central. Long black kinky hair, blue jeans and a slightly bare midriff that showed a spinner body extra-ordinaire. Alejandra #3 is from Guadalahara and I think she is described as 'Alejandra U' in the review threads. Let's make this a little secret-just for the guys who read this trip report-Alley #3 or Alley U-whatever you want to call her IS THE BEST EXPERIENCE I HAVE EVER HAD!!!. She really gets into fucking-really pushes back in doggy with great hip movements. Allowed me to suck her perfectly (via surgery) tits and talked real nasty. She works noon to 9. I don't think she has been yet with many guys who were staying the night at AB-seemed surprised I had music & didn't trust my sheets since they had a pattern and were not AB white sheets. We finished at 1:30 P.M. and I was glad that she planned to work until 9-this meant I might get another round with her before she split.

It is often said that "threes the charm". That was certainly true with Alejandra #3. After we finished I showered up and then headed down to AB for a planned drink, a wink to Alley #3, and some tacos outside. But as I walked down the stairs I crossed paths with a different type of lady. She was definitely on the wrong side of age 35, but in good shape for her age. The really weird thing about her was she had long black hair with two bold white streaks. I have read that famous Tanya often looks like morticia adams, but I wasn't sure.... this gal did not look that much like the pictures on Tanya's web site.... So I walked on down the rest of the stairs, went through the red curtains, and plopped down at the empty first booth by the door.... still in the afterglow from Alejandra #3 de Guadalajara.
Well, the girl with the goulish hair soon entered AB and plopped down right next to me. Before I could shoo her off she whispers in my ear that she can give me the best experience of my life-a truely great sucky/fucky with no rush-and no up-front payment-I will simply pay her based on how good it was after the deeds have been done. For those of you who don't already know, I had crossed paths with Monica de Tijuana.
Now I am 47 years old. I had just finished a VERRRRY satisfying session with Alejandra #3 only 55 minutes earlier. Boys, I just was not ready for action so soon. But on the other hand, Monica de Tijuana had a very intriguing offer. On all of my five visits to TJ, I exclusively fucked girls who were less than half my age (or at least close to that). I figured maybe it was time I fucked someone closer to my own age! So up we went to see what Monica could do.
Well Monica did plenty! Even too much. And by too much I mean sucking on my unprotected dick. I know, I know, BBBJ is exactly what many of you guys are seeking. But not me. I love to eat pussy, but you will never get me DATY with a hooker. And I want a raincoat on whenever peter is entering ANY orifice of a WORKING girl. Not that it wasn't nice-it felt great for a moment. But the anxiety I felt was preventing me from keeping the excitement up and at maximum stiffness. I was relieved when Monica asked if I wanted the condom put on because she "didn't want me cuming before" it was in place. She really did a great unrushed session. There were very few people who could complete me so soon after alley #3. But here was her hook.... as she is doing me she tells me that yesterday she started with a great customer session-2 1/2 hours and the guy paid her $300. Her claim was likely untrue, but I got the message that a long session with Monica was going to arrive with an expectation of a fee greater than $60. It was possibly the cheapskate bones in my body that allowed me to pop in about 40 minutes as much as Monica's skill. And man, did she have skills!

I failed to give price info on these sessions. Alejandra #3 asked for $60 to go to the room and thats what she got. The sex with her was priceless. I gave Monica de TJ $60 and offered her a $5 necklace as a propina. She didn't want the necklace and informed me that the only tips she likes were of the cold hard cash type. So I gave her a $10 tip. And it was a pleasure to finally have a real conversation with a chica-Monica speaks very good English. It also was a real pleasure to finish and clean up with a woman who didn't refer to me as "papi".
Monica complemented me on the music and cooler with drinks. She said that "the only thing I still needed was a little space heater since the rooms can get very cold at night". I laughed and told her the story of my heater at the Hotel Edwardo. She told me to go back there & get it. I told her I fully intended to do so, but must now wait until the evening when Alejandra #1 returns for work for the night shift. I even checked after my session with Monica, but Alley #1 had not yet returned to her spot for the evening.

Well I arrived in TJ expecting to spend around 40 45 hours and do four to five sessions. At the 20 hour mid-point I already had five sessions done and my funds were running low. I determined that I would have to economize in order to have enough cash for two more sessions and parking fees. Well I didn't want to economize, so I hopped across the border to hit the ATM for 300 more fucks. The pedestrian crossing was real backed-up - stood in line for approx. 45 minutes. Did some shopping and returned to AB around 7:00 P.M.. I was glad to find Alejandra #3 right away & up we went again. I was really worn out by this time and had a tough time cumming. She could tell that I was much more tired than I was when we first met at 1:00 P.M.. She asked if I was driving that night or staying that night in the room. When I said I was sleeping in the room this evening she told me that I needed the rest right away! This second session also costs $60 and I decided to tip her an extra $5 for all her extra work in finishing me off by hand.
OH YEAH! I forgot to mention something of great interest to you guys pissed off at Cascades. On Friday night when I took the second girl up to my room at the ED (Alejandra #2) the front desk clerk told me I HAD TO PAY A $3 EXTRA VISITOR FEE!!!!!!! How do you like them apples!

Well, I may have been finished with Alejandra #3 de Guadalajara, but I wasn't finished with my mission(s). I still had to go back to the ED and deal with the front desk guy and Alejandra #1. At 8 O'clock Alley #1 was still not found at her post, so I had dinner and was still looking for her. I went back to the AB and saw that Caoba AND Melanie were both in attendance along with other hot dancers. About every hour I walked to the alley looking for Alejandra #1 and finally found her at 9:30 P.M. She recognized me right away & wanted to go upstairs again (probably for another overpriced session). I said that was "possible", but I wanted my heater back first. We looped that same conversation several times and ultimately she claimed to not understand. So I motioned her to come with me and talk to the guy at the desk of the Edwardo. I talked to the guy in English and she talked to him in Spanish. I suspected we were not getting anywhere when it appeared that Alejandra #1 finally understood the issue. Then she had a lot to tell the front desk clerk. It seemed the name she was naming sounded like "Chewey" - probably the Jiz king. The front desk clerk told me to come back at 11:00 P.M. & the heater would probably be there. Alejandra wanted to go up to a room, but I told her only after 11:00 and only AFTER I got my heater back.

I saw the dancers at the AB 10 O'clock show. Caoba danced, but Melanie seemed to just hang in the DJ booth. I arrived back at the ED at exactly 11. Alejandra #1 was in negotiation with a guy. I walked up to the front desk and there was my heater! It was handed over immediately. I said mucho gracis and quickly left while Alley #1 remained pitted in negotiation with her mark. I really much more wanted to do Melanie or Caoba. When I returned to AB there was no sign of Melanie, so Caoba & I headed upstairs.
It was a mistake to take Caoba, because I was just too worn out.

I have had a little discomfort, even at an earlier age, when I attempted four fucks in one night with a girlfriend. It can even happen when I masterbate too much in one day. But in those instances the solution was easy-I JUST STOPPED & GAVE IT A REST. But with beautiful Caoba in the room I really did not want to take the "rest" option. Even though it hurt like hell when she sucked me. Even my first fucking strokes hurt a lot. At about 15 minutes into the session I was losing my erection during doggy, (usually the best part when sessioning with a great ass like Caoba's). I stopped and asked her to finish me by hand with astroglide. Finishing by hand is how most of my sessions end, since I usually cannot cum with a condom on. But it seemed like I was even losing more of my erection while being serviced by hand-UNHEARD OF WITH ME!

I confided with Caoba that I had been with many chicas the past two days and thought that I might not make it this time. She surprised me by not jumping at the opportunity to quit. I'm sure she wanted to get back to the Saturday night crowd ASAP. But I told her she could still try for a few more minutes & I would also try. She was game. I closed my eyes & made it happen in a couple more minutes. And for the second time this evening I had a chica tell me to get my rest and not go back into the AB.

In the morning at 11:15 on Sunday I was headed to the front desk to turn in my key. I passed an great looking chica that seem willing to go to my room right then. When I passed on her it seemed that both the big head and the little head felt it was a good idea.

Taxguyscott,

Nice trip report! That's alot of sesseions for two days.

Scot

Being a monger of modest means I've considered getting an overnight room at Eduardo but I always suspected what you have confirmed. Thanks for taking one for the team.

Great report man, thanks! You certainly sound like the dedicated monger.

One thing, though... You DO realize that they have ATM's in TJ? No need to go all the way back to the U.S. to reload.

Scot-Great report!

What a man will do for his heater eh!!

Funny you mention that. I just did not plan to use an ATM in Mexico-recalled one or more warnings on this cite not to do that.

But when I got in the line it was really backed up. I looked to my right & saw a lone ATM in an enclosed section of a building.

I made the decision to ignor the advise & I stepped out of line to use it. But for some reason it indicated that my card was invalid. So I crossed the border and visited Citibank next to McDonalds.

I have been worried that I may have given my password & account number to theives that owned the ATM, but I have checked my account every day (2 days) and found no unauthorized activity.

Good report.

No viagra used?



(Message edited by horndogg on January 11, 2005)

No vitamin V, but in retrospect, I definitely needed some for the final two touchdown runs. I think Monica de Tijuana sapped me good.

Dude...you really took one for the team in staying at Eduardo. Man that takes balls. Cascadas is known for 1 chica per day limit but $3 is cheap..before they charged $7 and sometimes $5. For me convenience and if you bring a bg up from the other side and a sg from the alley they won't know.

good TR.

It was really no worse than camping. So I could take that. But if you noticed, I made a f...ing B-line for Hotel Coachilla just about as soon as I could in the morning.

I think the idea of trying to warm-up the the little SGs with forced heat on cold winter days is probably worth trying again. During my trips this winter I have felt numerous ice-cold thighs on the girls. I really like the plentiful line-up of flacas always near the Hotel Mini. I may need a CH members help with translation to see if they would rent a room overnight.

Nice report and nice name also.
I am a Tax expert as well.

Quite interesting a Tax guy would be willing to stay at a shithole like Eduardo but that was informative to hear of your experience.

4 fucks in one day with out vitamin V at 47 and you are complaining?

I am younger than you and no way I can do that without V.

Heaters don't mean alot to too many chicas as one famous SG asked me to turn mine off last year as she said it was bad to get warmed up by the drastic temp change and then go back out in the cold. Smart chica.

I used the bank ATm on REv with no problems.

Caoba stuck around and finished you off on a busy Sat? And you got your heater back?

I would say you had a very lucky weekend.

I didn't think I was complaining at all, just trying to honestly tell it like it was. And I was VERY PLEASED that Caoba went the distance. I think finishing me off was likely a source of pride for her, since I was far more "spent" on 1/8/05 vs. when I first did her eight days earlier on New Year's Eve. It gave her a challenge that she met

I considered it to be a very good trip.