Sexy blond, green-eyes, young 20s hangs out in Hottie Central. Can't miss her, she is the best looking one there. Very pretty and her long hair down to her waist. Nice toned body with D-cup implants. Former dancer at Boleros.
Looks: 9
Attitude: 1 madonna whose shit doesn't stink.
Performance: 1 (left-hand/Playboy is better and save $55)
You name it, she doesn't do it. 1 position - missionary. Does not go on top. Lame covered BJ, cannot even act, will not jack you off even with the condom. Left the room in 15 minutes, and by the time I walked downstairs she had already had another guy standing at the hotel check-in. I had to just laugh at her when I walked by.
Looks alone will get her the business, but her reputation is going to catch up with her.

I've seen her dance before. You could pretty much tell she's ice queen material upstairs.

But I disagree with your comment that her reputation is going to catch up with her. As long as she looks good there are going to be takers or suckers depending on how you look at it.


Case in point, Sylvia has a bad reputation for being a 10-15 ice queen but she doesn't even have to walk half way into AB and she upstairs again.

HornDoggie:
you are right on.
I was in AB a while back and there was a group of college looking dudes that were surrounding Sylvia, trying to act cool. I took one dude aside and told him that although she is physically attractive, the session may lack quite a bit. He thought about it for a minute and went back acting like a dweeb.
I didn't stick around to see if any of them went up with her, but I would bet money that at least two of them did. First one would be the leader of the gand since it's like the lion with the fresh kill gets to sample first. The second dude is the wanna be leader, trying to be King, and so, he goes up to try to get a great session, where the leader of the group didn't, so he can show up the leader.

Rock

Pollo-thanks for taking the plunge for the rest of us. I'm curious about the $$ though. Did she quote you 55 or did you bargain? I don't think anyone has ever asked me for 35,45,55 etc. It's always been 40,50, 60.

Does anybody know her hours and days that she works? I believe she used to work the late shift, 10ish--early morning. TIA

Hey Pollo,

She got your cash, didn't do much for you..split early and had another guy at the desk already when you were leaving.

Which one of you were laughing?

Yes, "ICE" she got my money...no big deal as I consider going to the Zone like gambling. I know I am going to lose, but it is the joy of going that is fun. And sometimes I may actually win a few. However, this is a slut machine that never pays out.

And I am sure she was laughing too, thinking how men are just fools. But, I much rather being me than her so I laugh last. I didn't post to convery any animosity, but merely to inform others of her because there was nothing before now. There is a small percentage who go to AB that read this board, but for those who do come here do so to find out about what's going on. This was not a YMWV case, I can tell this is her routine and think others who read this should know it. Take it and use as you like...it's free.

Yes, she works the late shift. She turns guys away, so whatever is written here is not going to affect her business. And I don't care how she conducts her business, it just won't be mine again.

Pollo mi amigo,

"(she)is a slut machine that never pays out"


That was GOOD! That one was REAL GOOD!!

Redongdo:

Never, never give a guy a hard time when he's giving a bad review of a chica.

I believe that *bad* reviews (I mean reviews of crappy lays) are worth more than reviews of great lays. And, its a lot harder to post bad reviews than good ones.

Fake boobs + dye-blonde = bad attitude

Another reason I hate fake boobs, other than the fact they don't look natural. Once they get the implants, they become all prima donna. And if they dye their hair blonde, double the attitude.

Give me a dark haired cutie with little natural cute boobies anyday. Or a fat gordita with big home grown boobies.

Gee I'm sorry Explorer....you gonna take my dead puppy away from me now?

HAH!!! I remember this girl! I ran into her in that aisle between the dance floor and the bar, that small walkway area. I started to ask her how much for the hotel, she looked off into the distance while she answered, nose high in the air. I was in no mood that night. I asked her again because I didn't hear her and she continued to look almost 100% away from me and answer. Completely annoyed and pissed off at shit like this, I leaned around in front of her, looked her right in the eyes, stuck my middle finger up right in front of her and said "Stop being a bitch. Look at people when you're talking to them"

Her face was completely startled, and I just walked away. I used to get intimidated by that crap because Im a pretty shy guy in person, but its annoying and offensive to me now. I know its supposedly the "latina charm".

Redongdo what happened to the happy go lucky guy I remember from Redsnake?!?!?!

His puppy died.

> I know its supposedly the "latina charm".

Say what? I have generally found latinas to be far more polite than their American counterparts.

On Sun night, for the first time I found myself like a kid at the candy store in HC and was cracking up. Sylvia was smiling and behind her was this tall gorgeous blonde with unfortunate fake tits and very long dyed blonde hair. Her face had something plastic about her, a real bad attitude. I gave her my contagious smile and she smiled back at me looking at me as if I was some kind of derelict. She said her name was Africa, finally I met this vixen I have been hearing about. I could not volunteer and told her I was not ready. But some day I'll give her a try.

> I have generally found latinas to be far more polite than their American counterparts< Very much so! I don't think it's charming in any country to be a stuck-up bitch. Amous

Athos,
"unfortunate fake tits"

The only thing unfortunate is if you never get the opportunity to touch them and suck on them. I've got to agree Africa is pretty stuck up, she's got that I'm the hottest shit around syndrome. But god is she hot, atleast to me.

Brother Guv,
You is right on target, my brother. She has ALWAYS been one of the hottest girls in AB--even HOTTER when her hair was black, IMO, but still amazing with the dye job. Can't dance worth a lick, but it's plenty enjoyable just watching that mega-hot body stride around on the dancefloor while Nirvana or Metallica is fuckin' ya eardrums up...Africa, I'm comin' for ya, baby!

Ritmo, before you ask her upstairs ask her what she does first or buy her a drink. I agree with you she is without a doubt hot-looking in AB, but the coldest bitch ever upstairs IMO. She asked for the money immediately as we got in the room. She asked me to wash my hands next (??)...now I'm about cleanest-cut guy there is and just got to AB, but figure there was nothing wrong with good hygiene. I turned around from the sink and she was laying there with her bra/panties still on. We talked for a little bit as I laid down next to her. But everytime I tried to graze her body she would pull away. Then she sat up and got out a condom and put it on me. Her BJ technique was pathetic and her hands were even cold. After 30 seconds, she said "okay you fuck now".
She took off her bra/panties and lube up herself and me. Missionary style, head turned away, no motion/sounds on her part. After 5 minutes, she said "no mas". I guess this is what the usual guy takes with her, but I pride myself that I can last and especially when the girl doesn't do shit to excite me. So I asked her, "you on top?"...NO; "you from behind"...NO..."you tittie-fuck?"...NO..."you jack me off"....NO. She said "no you masturbate, you finish". I said alright, and she showed me her ass. But she would not even let me touch her. I am a really nice guy, but I had to tell her I could stroke myself back at my hotel but I paid her to do it for me. She said "no, time is up". It had only been 15 minutes and there hadn't even been a knock. I never seen a girl get dressed as fast as her and she was gone without a thank you or even a smile.

Everybody says this girl is a hottie, but for $40 I can have girls even hotter over at Bolero/Madonnas that actually turn me on. I have yet to see anything other than "this girl looks hot". Why doesn't Someone post something about their experience with her upstairs???...or would it be "Ditto what Pollo says". I had a shitty experience that I would love to her a contradiction to mine, so I don't feel she is "fucking over" everyone.

Pollo,
You have certainly convinced me about this bitch. I have thought about going up with her, but this sounds like a couple of experiences I had when I was a newbie that I would never wish to repeat. Thank you for saving me $50. I will tell you about a few that were very good experiences: Isabell last week was great, Carla Picasso was one of the best ever, there is this new girl named Monica that Willy recommended to me, she looks like Christina Aguilara and was sweet, if you ask him about her he seems to be trying to pimp her out. I really like this girl named Susana from Mexico City, but she went home until April, she has 2 friends both named Diana that are very nice. All these girls have great attitudes and don't seem to rush you. I guess I try to avoid the ones that I see go up and down alot because I figure they try to hurry you up and for my money I want a little more than the bums rush.

Brother P,
Points well taken--that don't sound like a good experience! Tell you what, I'm gonna give her a ride next time through (if I can find her and if I can stay sober enough to remember this once I'm in the zona, that is), and I'll letcha know how things go. That girl's hot enough IMO to risk a few presidents on a bad time, plus there's always the YMMV thing (though it don't look like nobody's mileage is varyin' all that much on this one so far!)
Peace, my brother!

Thanks to all for the info on these trophy fucks.I got burned last week by Sandy from AB.Perfect body but ice cold in the room,would not let me kiss her tits or pussy or even let me touch her.The tip off was when she wanted the money up front first.Barely a smile and left the room even before I had a chance to remove the condom.My first inclination was to walk up to the next guy who was talking to her and say stay away,rip-off, but this action would problably get me 86'd or worse.

No doubt Africa has a hot body. Nice ass and breasts. Just saw her dance recently. But I don't think her face is all that. In fact some guy standing outside of AB saw her come down from Hotel Coahilla and said BUTTER face.

(But her face). Kind of cruel. Talk about a guy living in a glass house and throwing stones. He wasn't no looker himself.

I wouldn't go that far to say Africa was butter face but there certainly are better looking girls facially.

But I agree with the posts that she is total ice queen material from the vibes I got from her.

baby i am not this guy.....horndogg, could you please post a message saying i am not horndogg...thanks...

Sorry I can't I am a horndogg.

Hopefully I always will be!

Sorry to hear you aren't a Happyboy. Are you a sad one? lol

Pollo, you are totally right on, about that bitch Africa. She gave me the worse experience upstairs.Ice queen all the way.....

Just came back from TJ and saw Africa dancing the "variedades." Pretty to look at, but she doesn't seem able to project much warmth. And thanks to the tips that I got here, she was very easy to resist!

Africa de Gdl, 20, no kid, 5’2 100, dyed blonde, braces but not so easy to spot as rarely smiles, absolute head turner in middle of HC. Wears jeans. Night time dancer with bad attitude, european looking.
Looks: 10.0-, playmate look, gorgeous, perfect hourglass, butt and legs, nice feet, pretty face, braces, softest skin but ugly breast implants D cup.
Attitude: 4.0, too cold and professional. Prima Donna with extreme impatience.
Technique: 4.5, decent bj as in too fast but with right suction. Never licked her nipples. Her on top is not part of the menu. Mission and doggie were good but bit too much lube. Fake moans and “fuck me” in mission but surprisingly patient in the end with even extra storkes and grinding after cumshot.
English: B+, Very good
Hygiene: 8.0, Sink cleanup but health oriented
Overall: 7.0, Extra point for incredible looks, FDA approved, good trophy session, no extras. Best is to go commando style to accept her difficult disposition.

"While the cats away, the dog will play"

Has anyone seen Africa lately?

MIA for the last 3 weeks

What does GDL mean?

GDL = Guadalajara That's where she is from.

Paid her 100bones for an hour w/ buffet style all-you-can-pop. I did this because I knew for sure I wouldn't last w/ her for more than 10min. Having her blowing while her bod was sideway was just an incredible scene. Flawless surgically enhanced thin lean tanned bod with long legged and long hair pumping up&down. She rode, I got up, she wrapped her legs around, and I couldn't handle it anymore so I popped. Embarassing...that's just a lil' more than 10mins into the session.

Exchanged massages while shooting the craps about our circle of whores and mongers friends. Second session was all nasty. Slapped her ass, pulled her hair, but she didn't let me squeeze her tits hard enough. Fuck. I popped when she was on all four. Shot some more craps to catch our breaths.

I logged in over an hour so I'll do it again w/ her. She's a 100% satisfaction guarantee especially when you're liquor-ed up.

Damn dude, you can last a whole 10 minutes? Lucky bastard.

Dude, I was shooting for my name being carved at the front office for setting new world record.

Anyone know if she's going home for Navidad?

Africa is top contender on the repeat list.

She is in town for holidays but that does not mean she will be working Xmas week.

I'm anxiously looking forward to taking a long legged, high heeled Africa from behind. Does that mean I'm cured of my TJ woes?

No bro d'Art, not so easy...wait till season 2002.

She was back this past Thursday. This time I saw her twice closeup so no mistaken identities like my last false spotting of Africa(I thought Melanie was Africa when Melanie was doing the variedad).

I had long fantacized about taking Africa upstairs and fucking her cute little brains out, but after reading Pollo's valuable posting on what a bad lay she was, I'm not going to waste my money. This is good info. to know. Love that line about " she is a slut machine that never pays out."

Master Bates.

Just did her recently to satisfy my curiosity.

Paid her asking price and didn't bother to negotiate.

A little better than I expected but not by much.

Very professional. Her breasts felt horrible. Decent to good covered BJ. Her panocha was surprisingly tight. After about 10 minutes of sex in 2 positions(missionary,doggy) she said she was tired and wanted to finish me off by hand. I politely declined and that was the end of our business transaction.

Most likely won't repeat.

I didn't know anything about Africa before I did her last night. I had an outstanding session with her and thouhgt I read the the old reviews expecxting great things. Wow what a surprise - almost all bad reviews. I guess I got lucky. Full 30 minutes ( 3 knocks on the door) - multiple positions - good covered BJ - lots of moaning (the good kind). At one point she kept asking me to go harder. I ended up doing he doggy and really hitting it pretty good. Maybe I caught her when she was horney. We even talked for 10 minutes or so in the bar afterwards. Funny thing is she told me that I seemed kind of distant.

"At one point she kept asking me to go harder." That translates to Feeeenish!!!!

Is this girl still working?

Last I saw her was about two weeks ago but she was just hanging out in street clothes with a group of people. I'll post here when I see her working again.

I saw her Thursday evening. She's looking fine. Here's an except from my roll call post in the Chat section.

Africa - The blond bombshell dancer is back working. (not sure if she had left, but I hadn't seen her recently) Most guys drool over her body, about 50% like her face, the others hate it. I happen to dig both. Africa has thawed since her early days and has moved from my one-timer trophy to light recommedation.

I can understand why some hombres would really like her look, but she just doesn't do it for me.

A Looking for a different continent kind of guy,

Out-of-Towner

has anyone seen Africa lately? What are her hours these days?

Africa update anyone? D'artagnan? Have not seen here on my last couple of trips. Has she moved on?