2005/03 Scatmandoo - Alley Scat 1:Slip Sliding In-n-Out of the Zona in the Rain

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By Scatmandoo on Saturday, March 05, 2005 - 11:40 pm:  Edit

Wow… Three cheap rip-offs in one single headline – Credits go out to Country John, Paul Simon, and Harry Snyder.

My workload is large this time of year. So a full weekend trip to the Zona is not possible. But I figured a little single night run was dew-able. So I left the O. C. at 6:00 P.M. with a plan for a 2 to 3 hour bombing run – Hoping I might be in bed close to midnight so I can resume the work thang in the morning.

Pick up some pesos in San Yisdro and make a long-term commitment to the Zona…. A full-year Mexico auto insurance policy. I park in the lot behind the Rio Oro/Bar Tropical building (enter off constitution). Because of heavy rainy-day traffic, and stopping for Chinese food in Cardiff-by-the-sea, I don’t hit the Zona until nearly 9:00P.M. I grab my toiletries case holding a clean sheet out of the car and walk right past AB’s door and turn right when I reach Constitution. I’m looking for a street girl. And just like my AB selection experiences, it doesn’t take long at all.

I walk past the Odessa Bar hawkers. I almost get to the alley, but my progress is stopped. A closed street vendor is slowly moving his cart Northbound on the side of the sidewalk closest to the street. I can’t use the portion of the sidewalk closest to the buildings because the rain run-off from the building’s roof is creating a powerful waterfall.

Through the cascading water I see a lovely vision: Fatima. A very cute, very slender, very young chica with brown hair and generous B or C cups on her small frame. I tell her she is muy bonita and explain that I’m looking for sin ropa, multiple posiciones, and fucky/sucky for dos cien pesos. She shakes her head and says what I want will run $40 plus five dollarrrs for the room. I shake my head in the evening’s light drizzle and say “oh so sorry.. your soooo muy bonita… I guess that you’re probably worth it… but… but… $40 U.S. es too mas….. I will pay tres cien pesos plus five for da hroom for fucky/sucky, sin ropa and multiple positiones.

No…. cuatro cien she replies.

Ahhh, toooo baaaad I say Hey, Don’t you want to get out of this rain? Tu cold? Tu Chilly? Brrrrrr. Tres cien es bueno dinero” I declare

She says “$30 dollars Si” I say OK and we cross the street to the Hacienda Hotel through a maze of double-parked vehicles on Constitution.

Gave a 100 peso note for the room and got back change of three singles and a 20 peso bill. OK – I guess that was under 50 pesos. We get in the room and I put my sheet on the bed and offer her some flavored condoms. She explains that HER condoms are also Flavario. Nice deal. I put my condoms back in my case and pull out a brand new bottle of astroglide explaining “bueno lubricante” to her. She pulled off her pants and made sure I felt how cold her thighs and feet were. Man, her feet & thighs were like ice.

She started with a very nice cbj and stayed with it much longer than the standard SG 90 seconds. But getting to that point was a battle in itself as I kept interrupting the BJ because she tried hard to renege on the deal downstairs. She was trying to keep her top on. When I first stopped the cbj She said it would be $10 more for sin ropa. I said “No No No No Noooh – We made a deal out there” as I pointed in the direction of Constiution Ave. She said $5 more. I repeated my complaint.

Then she claimed she was too cold. I said “we made a deal downstairs….” She resumed sucking and insisted it was just tooooo cold when she came up for air.

So I stopped her again “We have a deal. Sin Ropa…… Sin Ropa”

No she says…. Es too cold

I don’t let her resume sucking, though she tries. I look at her eyes – and with her full attention I tell her in English “Hey… You can give me back MY $30 US and we can both go back OUTSIDE in the rain…… ..” as I again pointed in the direction of Constitution Ave. with my thumb.

She curses at me in Spanish as she shakes her head ‘No money back’ & quickly takes her sweater & top off. I point to the bra & wait for it to come off with another verbal reminder of “sin ropa was our deal”. But her disposition turned sweet again when I said OK to her request to put her unbuttoned wool sweater back on for warmth. And I had full access to her set of wonderful jugs for the rest of the session. The unbuttoned sweater was no problem. Unfortunately (or maybe fortunately) her reneging on our “sidewalk deal” would still continue during the session.

After all this friction, and the eventual good quality cbj that resulted, it is time to start the fucky. She won’t hop on for cowgirl as I ask, but wants mish. So I figure – no prob in letting her pick the first position – it might be her specialty. And it probably was. Her pussy is very tight – even my astroglide lubed member needed to gently work its way into her, a little bit at a time.

She was very engaging in mish… She kept constant eye contact and smiled a lot and made faces as if she was enjoying my ‘guapo’ strokes. All the while she had very busy hands – always rubbing my back, my butt, my haunches & my chest – even my facial cheeks – again very engaging. However I did sort of wonder what her thoughts were exactly when she would close her eyes and smile REAL BIG as she played tenderly with my man breasts.

As I fucked her in mish for well over 5 minutes she declined about three or four suggestions by me that we switch to doggie. At these declines I would reminder her “Hey, multiple posisciones Argh”. But she kept declining… and I just kept at fucking her in mish HARDER and HARDER, at each decline.

When I figured our time was about to run out I asked her if she would Feeenish me by hand & she nodded yes. She seemed almost disappointed that I stopped my mish pounding of her. I disengaged from mish, whipped off the condom and laid down on my back. As I did this I got a strong whiff of a fishy quality smell. I think it turned out to be a good thing that she resisted peritto, because if I had started to smell “that smell” any stronger, it might have been an erection killer. After I laid down sin condom she began cleaning my stiff organ with the toilet paper. I grabbed the astroglide bottle. When she finished her cleaning I placed a large supply of lubricant on my flag pole and she gave me an excellent final rub. She allowed me full access to her thin little body and I enjoyed rubbing her clit as she cranked my case.

She did just a sink clean-up, as did I after her. As I washed in the sink the knock came. I’m sure she told the knocker that she was dressing. As I put on my pants I told her “Now that’s the correct time to get the knock”. Fatima smiled and nodded. I decided in my head to forgive about the shameless upselling and show my appreciation for my fave final act and awarded her a propina of a $3 necklace ($18 price tag) and $3 cash. Probably too nice a tip for a girl who made her way to my Do Not Repeat list. And since I will never discuss her smelly pussy with her – there’s no chance of her ever jumping lists. I gave her the obligatory peck on the cheek when we both were about to leave the room & thanked her for the “muy bueno Feeenissh”. As I walked back to my car I finally strolled through the alley Despite the light rain at a little past 9:30 P.M., the alley was LOADED WITH SPINNER TALENT!!!

I made it to my car and dumped out the dirty sheet from my case and put a clean one in. I also loaded my other case with a small portable heater, but left them both in the car. I decided to check out some bars.

I did a quick walk through Bar Tropical and CC. There were some young cute girls at BT, but the best ones appeared to be occupied with male friends. I might need to make great improvements in my espanol before this bar might yield fertile fruit. At CC the same story, some attractive chicas, but no apparent available stunners. So I went to AB and nursed a couple of drinks for over an hour. Sure, there’s always a few stunners at AB. And if there’s not, just wait 2 minutes…

But none of the gorgeous AB creatures gave me as pleasant a visual image as my thoughts of pulling a skinny little street girl off the rain-soaked sidewalk and warming her buns with my heater. So I never struck up a conversation with the two “acceptable” gals that sidled up next to me for a few minutes each as I sat on a bar stool at the north edge of the west bar. I made an insincere comment of “maybe mananna” to Marissa when she roamed by and gave my rear a little of her (always appreciated) grab ass. I have to take her up eventually some day – maybe when I’m good & drunk on a weekday (when she might be less rushed per her rep ). I kept glancing over at lonely spinner Crystal (who also is on my Do Not Repeat list) and reminded myself of how turned on I get by tight little spinners. So I go back to my car and grab the two cases. Time for the final Scat Walk of the evening.

I stroll past Fatima who is so engaged in negotiations with a tall monger that she never notices that it is me passing her by. As I pass in front of the mini I discover that the available spinner talent is greatly depleted. I go up to one of the two acceptable chicas & tell her I want sin ropa, fucky/sucky, multiple positiones & veinte minutos. She replies $45 plus $5 for the hhhrooom. I chuckle with her as we stood close to each other under the small overhang to avoid the rain. I placed my hand out towards the street so that the light rain could still splashed a little against my open palm and told her “No. I can offer you dos cien y cincuenta pesos plus cincuenta for the hhhrooom – You’ll be warm” This girl kept shaking her head for emphasis well after she repeated back to me the same $45 quote. I smiled and moved on. I didn’t even want to try to negotiate to the middle of our two amounts with her.

I passed several maybes and was looking up ahead to the Cascades entryway when I got a very loud CHEE CHEE from one of the maybes. A second glance back at her and I became very interested in this girl near Valentina. She wore an attractive bright red one-piece outfit that let the world know she was very thin. Jasmine is really very tall as well as very skinny. Maybe as tall as 5’6” or 5’7” in bare feet. Wearing her heels, she was nearly as tall as me.

I tell Jasmine that I want sin ropa, fucky/sucky, and multiple positiones for dos cien pesos. She replied that I would need to give her cuatro cien pesos plus $5 for the room. I again said No, but right away offered up tres cien pesos for fucky/sucky, multiple positiones, sin ropa and adding veinte minutos. She stayed at 400 pesos, so I started walking.

She was not ready to have me cut bait and run. She called me back, she even took a couple of steps after me. So I KNEW that I’d offered her more than enough already.

She counter offered me $35 plus $5 for the room. I put my arm around her waist and repeated my tres cien offer. I held up the larger case and said “heater for warmth” as I showed a corner of my heater that peeks through the case. She didn’t understand. So I again pointed to the heater and said “caliente”. Now she understood what I had in the case. We had one or two more exchanges of tres cien countered by $35. She gave me an exasperated expression and doubted I would take her upstairs to “cuartos”. I returned the same expression and clearly indicated that I indeed wanted to go up with her “to cuartos”. I made my final offer “caliente cuartos & tres cien pesos – take it, or I’ll go get warm with someone else” She shook her head. As I took one step away from her, she called out OK, Si.

Into the hotel we went. In the 55 pesos room I pulled out my sheet and offered her a choice of banana or cherry flavored condoms. She said she needed just “una momenta” and left (heading back to the front desk). I scoped out the room and discovered there were no standard electrical outlets – no outlets at all in the room or attached bathroom. The room had a ceiling fan/light that would be too difficult to quickly tap into. Fortunately the bathroom also has an overhead light – directly over the center of the doorway leading into the bathroom. I quickly removed the lightbulb just as Jasmine returned to the room. She watched me go into my case and grab a simple lightsocket adaptor and screw it into the lightsocket. When I plugged in the heater… there was no place to upright the unit. No shelf was nearby. I was not going to try to balance the heater on the edge of the sink (which now had the lightbulb in it). So I just let the heater hang upside-down; right in the center of the doorway leading into the bathroom. Everytime Jasmine needed to go into the bathroom, she just pushed the cord and heater to one side – as you would a strand of hanging beads.

Jasmine took off all her clothes in the quickly warming room. She has a fantastic body. No fat and pretty large tits that have GREAT shape to them.

Side story: True Value hardware advertised a small room heater on sale for $7.99 in early February. The same Holmes model I paid $15 for last year. So I bought four. When I checked out of the hardware store the clerk had failed to cancel some $10.25 credit he had run on the previous transaction. I bought nothing else – but did not correct the clerk when he told me the four heaters came to a grand total of $23.38 (including tax). So I got four heaters that day for less than $6 each.

Jasmine with the fantastic body asks me how much the heater cost me. I told her $12 U.S. She might have been joking, or feeling me out, when she asked if I would give it to her. I told her DEFINITELY YES – as a propina. I followed up with the comment “Bueno sexo, bueno propina” and pointed at her and at the upside-down working heater with each index finger.

The girl started sucking me like a Hoover vacuum on steroids. Some nearly deep-throat action too. I played with her pussy and was surprised to find it extremely moist. She let me play there & rub her clit and her wonderfully soft ample breasts, but would not allow penetration of her pussy by my thumb. Fortunately on her body there was lots of nice parts to play with – including a very large clit. After a long & wonderful cbj she saddled up for my favorite first position – cowgirl. I grabbed the astroglide bottle – but she waived it off. Her pussy was already very wet & was very inviting to my big salami.

Her cowgirl was wonderful. She kept staring right into my eyes & licking her lips. Slow, smooth strokes as she went up and down on my rod. She rode me a long time. I expected the knock to come at any time & planned on extending. This was all very very good. At one point her strokes slowed down. I took the opportunity to begin rubbing my thumb against her clit. I thought she might be enjoying this stimulation as she arched her back. But instead of going on this way she suggested we switch to doggie.

Oh man, that tight skinny ass and toothpick thighs were a sight to behold from the rear. I really like the spinners. Jasmine might be too tall for that designation, but her body is my dream body. I almost came in doggie with the raincoat on – rare for me. But when the close-to-orgasm feeling left I wondered why there was no knock yet. My 15 minute clock had long ago run into overtime. Heck, we were now even well past 20 minutos. I asked if she would finish me by hand & got the yes. I disengaged, rolled on my back and whipped off the rubber. I squeezed out a shitload of astroglide onto my dick and had her rub the totem pole. She needed a lot of ‘Hands-on” guidance here since her strokes were initially too short, too hard, and way too fast. Soon she got into the smooth and silky glide of it all. Jasmine left me squirting and smiling from ear to ear.

I enhanced her “hot air” propina with a $2 bill. She seemed to be talking a lot about her new heater to me – but I couldn’t understand her. And in an exact carbon copy of my exit with Fatima, I gave Jasmine the obligatory peck on the cheek when we both were about to leave the room for downstairs & thanked her for “the muy bueno Feeenissh”. I left her at the front desk where she was talking to the clerk about her new heater. We were in the room for over 35 minutes and the knock never came.

Get to my car five minutes before midnight. I think I got in under the three hour wire. Parking came to only 33 pesos. I meant to tip the attendant 5 pesos, but screwed up and only gave him 2. Pretty nice little Friday night adventure. Got home a little before 2 A.M. Eight hours casa door to casa door. Two nice pops with some twenty-somethings. Two drinks, two tacos, two chicas… and if I forget about the $158 I paid for the annual auto insurance policy, the whole evening, with tips, cost me just under $100 plus gas. Very Nice.

By Radioman on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 05:26 pm:  Edit

Scat: I was down about a week after this post and did Fatima. Everything you said was accurate to my experience. While she is a real cutie, all the up selling and refusing to perform after an agreement makes her less than repeat material. Great idea on the heater for a propina. I brought down a $17.95 CD/radio from Wal-Mart that gave me excellent service from the SG hottie Marisol. I usually can't finish in the 15 minutes of the first session, so I go for the 30 mintues, or even an hour if the girl is really into it. Nice report, very descriptive. Nice negotiating tactics. The ability to walk away sells all the time in any sales job.

By Whoretester on Sunday, April 03, 2005 - 09:47 pm:  Edit

Scat: That bitch's BS is why I fly to Manila or LOS for p-4-p. After dealing with American girls for too long, TJ chicas are not measurably better IMO and now that the East has my attention, neither Western nor Mexican pussy will get me hard again. I left my hard-on in the East. I have to go there three times a year to make sure it stays hard. It does.

Three more weeks until another stop in LOS & Manila. Counting...

By Scatmandoo on Monday, April 04, 2005 - 10:25 pm:  Edit

Man. After posting this report here & another site, I was disappointed there were no following comments here. Maybe I will give the AlleyScat #2 report a post here after all.

I also plan to visit Thailand in late fall.

By Robert Johnson on Thursday, April 07, 2005 - 06:28 am:  Edit

"Heater" is "calentador," tho you did get the idea across.

Thanks for the report. It reinforces my preference for lugging around some extras. I've often wondered why the women don't use music - or, why the hotels don't furnish it, especially in the places like Hotel Coahuila.


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