3/21 - It's nice to be missed

This trip was planned well in advance to take advantage of Southwest's scoundrel rates. It had been more than two months since our last trip, since we missed a month to host The Bay Area Monger's Convention. CityOG had been down the previous week. He posted that we should be "ready for the welcoming party". We were.

The Senator and I caught our regular flight and strolled into AB around 12:30 and this idiot gringo tourist was on stage dancing. I suppose he really thought people were enjoying it. Then I heard this guy say, "Sorry boys, it doesn't get any better than this." It was In2deep! We had met at the Bay Area Mongers Convention last month and it was good to see him again. We hung out and watched the first crew of dancers, sorry to say that they weren't much better than the tourist (more on that later).

Senator's note: "I was sporting a new cast on my left forearm, wrist, and thumb due to a bout of deQuervain's tendinitis. I loved the extra attention it drew. Margarita said, "Who slammed the door on your hand?" To which I replied, "Don't you remember? It was your mother." Kenya and Candi thought I spent too much time jerking off since it's been two long months since out last trip. In2deep wanted a cast for himself on the next trip."

We were diligently posted at the front corner of the main bar so that we would have first shot as the girls as they came out of the dressing room. We generally like to be the first catch of the day if we can. One girl kept coming into the ladies room in her street clothes, leaving and coming back. I knew that once she did get changed, The Senator wouldn't let her get more than three steps into the bar.
In2deep struck up a long, pleasant conversation with a nice lady whose name escapes me. They eventually came to terms.
Meanwhile, Candi and Enrita, two ladies who I know and like came in together. I really like taking Candi up for her first visit of the day. So, off we went. I don't know whether she has an endless bag of tricks or she can really improvise. But, as many times as I've visited her, she never gets mundane!
I got back downstairs and In2deep was still chatting with his newfound amiga. The Senator was upstairs with the girl we saw in street clothes as predicted. As it turns out, her name was Daisy he liked her, but not as much as she liked him. She was hovering around him for the rest of the day.

Senator's note: "I never did find out what she wanted, but I was not about to pay $6 for a ladies drink! I guess I'm boycotting the price increase. AB Daisy de DF. Claims to be 20 years old; 1 hijo 8 month's old (natural childbirth); and has been working at AB for 4 months. She's about 5'4"; 130 lbs; shoulder length brownish hair; Asian facial features, round face. Definitely a good time upstairs, but commented on how old I was becoming. Those that know me well know that I burn my candle from both ends."

CityOG had told me that Kenya would be looking for me. I hadn't seen her for almost a year and was really looking forward to a great roll. But the chicas kept coming in! Two different girls I know came up and propositioned me; I turned them down waiting for Kenya (one got pissed). Then, The Senator pointed out Bernice. I had visited Bernice on my last trip, she was wonderful, beautiful and staring right at me. What's a guy supposed to do?

About that time, Kenya came in wearing street clothes. She was happy to see me and went to change. After a $9 double ficha drink and few minutes of chitchat we head up. DAMN!!!!! She was all I remembered! After a looonnng while, The Senator knocked on my door and asked if we were ready for lunch. I was, but Kenya had already eaten.

In2deep joined us for a late lunch at La Costa. It was hilarious! When we got out of the cab, the guy at the door said "Welcome home Gentlemen!" We got inside and the waiter just nodded in expectation as The Senator ordered a Coca Cola Light. I was in a complete daze through lunch after having been completely used for the past few hours. It was fun swapping stories with In2deep and the food was excellent as usual. I got up to take a leak and when I got back, the guys were laughing, they said that the host was genuinely concerned when we didn't show up last month!

After lunch, we headed back to AB. We took a look around and I realized that there were ten or twelve ladies there that I knew and would gladly visit. There were another five or six that I wouldn't. It was ridiculous! Kenya being otherwise occupied, I decided to catch up with Bernice. Before I could find Bernice, Candi approached me to hook me up with her friend, Monserrat. Candi was pretty convincing and Monserrat looked pretty nice. So, up we went. She was good, probably very good, but by the day's standard------eh.

I got back downstairs and saw The Senator in hot pursuit of something. I was trying to catch up to him in the crowd when I literally bumped into Hippie. The Senator was gone, so Hippie and I grabbed a table and swapped beers and stories for a while. After a while Kenya joined us at the table, then In2deep and The Senator joined us. The Senator was wearing a grin after visiting Smith.

Senator's note: "Alejandra de DF. Claims to be 20 years old; no kids. Braces. Fake tits installed November 2000. Stretch marks on lower abdomen and upper butt cheeks due to liposuction. She'll even point out her liposuction scars if you ask. Obvious nose job. Waist length jet black hair. She's about 5'2"; 100 lbs. All-in-all a nice package. Fabulous half-half upstairs. In2Deep claims that Hippie said she's the famous Smith from Chicago now working at AB for AB prices."

The dancers started back up and they were really bad. I asked Kenya why they had such terrible dancers while she and Gloria were in the room. Kenya just laughed, "She's not dancing, she's working!"

Knowing that the clock was ticking fast, I decided to take Kenya upstairs one more time. After a while, a polite knock from The Senator awoke us from a catnap and it was time to go.

We got to the airport around 8:30 and our favorite beertender lady was happy to see us. She also asked why it had been so long since we had seen her. Unfortunately, the plane was unusually on time, so we only had time for one beer.

It was one hell of a day trip! This limp piece of spaghetti I've got tucked in my sock is testimonial to what happens when you have four visits with All Pros in seven hours. Sometimes I envy you SD locals. But, there is something to be said for planning a great trip and leaving when it's over. If I lived down there, I'd be worthless!

Shadow - Nice post. I do live in San Diego and I thank my stars sometimes when I have to leave town on business from time to time, otherwise, I'd be down there more than I am now! As a matter of fact I'm heading down there Saturday afternoon - just got paid and the kids are at the ex's this weekend. Viva la chicas!

Progman - If I lived down there, I don't think I'd ever go across on a weekend. I can never get a room for the night on a weekend.

Do you do the thirty minute knock-knock on the weekend, or have you worked out something better?

Shadow - there's plenty of rooms, either at Cascadas or Rio de Oro. I just have to get there by 2:00 PM and I'll be okay.

I live in S.D. I have been going down to Mexico since I was 16. It takes a lot of self control not to be there all of the time, but it is Great to be so close to such a fun place. It is amazing how much has changed and how much remains the same.
Progman you live in S.D. do you still get a room down there? I wish I could buy a building near the border and design it to be. ...like a Monger Hostel..Close to the border & nice but not too expensive...Where Mongers could retreat and recharge after adventures down south... Imagine the Mongerland Hotel..

Bone, Most of the time I just go down for a couple of hours or fucks - which ever cums first. About once every couple months I like to go down and really tear it up and not have to worry about driving home drunk... Hmm, "Monger Hostel" - that has promise! ... prog

Clarification: I was not there when Senator was with Alejandra, but when I introduced Smith to In2Deep, he said it was the same girl.

I enjoyed meeting you guys.

Hey Prog, I'm not sure how long you have been going down to T.J. but do you remember a bar on Rev. called The Long Bar? This place served Big Fat 32 or 48 oz. Coronas and was like a bar out of the wild west. We would start there because you could get one of those big boys for 2 or 3 bucks. No sugar coating on this place. Everyone went to get hammered and hammered fast. Big fat Coronas and rounds of Tequilla shots for everyone or a game of Quarters to pick on Newbies. Every once and awhile a not so attractive S.G. would wander in and we would place bets which drunk gringo would go for it. This was a time when you could go down and score at will. In fact it was a pain in the ass to leave because everyone was hooked up and getting some and we couldn't find each outher to leave so we would come stumbling back across the border at 5 am the next day and find a Dennys to eat breakfast.

Bone,
If you remember that then most likely you or somebody will remember the old Blue Fox. I believe the long bar got shortened then disappeared after the Blue Fox got shut down.

Remember the Aloha Club? Many years ago my buddies and I would take gringas down there after starting out at the Long Bar. Woo hoo!

How times have changed...now tourists and college/high school students flood across to Revo on weekends, relatively speaking.

YOU BASTARDS!!!! I luv it, wait until Valentino reads your post. I have been trying to convince him to give the librarian a break and join us for a day trip.

This is real funny, but as I read your post, I could picture your facial expressions.

As it turns out Crazy Pinoy is renewing his vows to his wife down south, So I have been invited to the event. I can't believe he's doing this crap again, but anyways. I will be driving down and plan on spending a couple of days in
TJ, only to return three days after. I told the wifey that I will be getting the car painted in TJ, so that is how I'm explaining the trip.

I know you guys will be travelling down on April, let me know the dates so we could hook up.

I am very glad that In2deep joined you guys, I know you guys had a blast.

Bone, Sorry man for not responding. I'm just now recovering from WAY TOO MANY cerverzas on Saturday night/Sunday morning/Sunday afternnon! Don't remember the Long Bar. After I spent a little time in to local jail for taking a chica back to my room I've pretty much stayed clear of Rev - At least I don't tear it up there! That's funny you mention how you'd see which gingo would pick up the ugly whore: I remember way back (1980)... I was at Unicornio with some sailor friends of mine. One of my buddies brought along a marine friend of his to join us in our festivities. After 3 hours we were all pretty fucked up. Also about this time the sun had settled over the horizon and the TV's came out the the woodworks. This particular gal (guy?) made a move for the marine. We tried to tell him the hooker was a guy but he wouldn't listen. He disappeared through that little door in the wall and re-appeared about 20 minutes later. I asked him how it was? He said it was pretty cool - The "girl" told him she was on the rag but if he wanted he could fuck her in the ASS... no extra charge! ... prog

CityOG!

"This is real funny, but as I read your post, I could picture your facial expressions."

Yeah, I'll bet! You should have been there, Bro. Thanx for passing the message, it worked out GREAT!

"As it turns out Crazy Pinoy is renewing his vows to his wife down south"

Fuck that. Get him drunk, get him to TJ. Get soem sense into his head!

It's great to have other mongers who have been down south around the time when we went down south on a crazy adventure when me and my friends discovered underage drinking and a hidden version of pandoras box.Everything that happened while we were there was a surprise but we didn't talk about it because we were afraid our secret would get out.
Progman I have a Great story of a buddy to tell you that would make you laugh your ass off!
El Cochino, I may have been at that bar or not I'm not sure. As soon as we walked across the border we told the cab driver to take us to The Long Bar..most of the rest is a little Fuzzy..At First we didn't have enough money to get anything but a few beers and the girls from the U.S.who we hooked up with.Then we figured out how to get back to the border and the rest of the related B.S.
I think we may have the beginning of a trip started here. Let me know!