New arrival this week. Not one of the other Jacquelines or Daisys reported previously. NEW! Beautiful thin morena trophy, early 20's, died dark-blondie, shapely A cups, hot body, shows off her flat tummy (with pierced belly button) in hottie central. No english. Friendly, funny and a little aggressive in the bar, hot en la cama. Overacts a bit at first. Thorough sink cleanup. Dogster approved. When you find her and have a great time, don't forget to thank Dogster for the recommendation.

Gracia Amigo,

When I see her I will be sure and mention your name.

Huh, Hey Jackie? Remember the gringo with the little white dick? Yeah, the one who had feelings and was into psychology. Yeah OK he insisted on BBBJ but that dosen't make him bad.He says mexican women are the best. Yeah I know he had a little dick, but he was kind.

Anyway, I would like to think that the "Big Fella" could compensate you for all your trouble.

Benthegenerous

Ben, be careful. You may want to consult a gerontologist before attempting this chica.

Dogster,

Is Ben an old dude or what?

I'm not sure. If George Burns was still around, we could ask him.

Ben just turned 18.

Byron missed a 1 at the beginning of that number.

Ben was mongering before the white man stole land from the mexicans


Milky

Hey, ease up on the white folks!

The United States pretty much kick México's ass all the way down to México City. They should thank us for letting keep some of it.

I haven't met Ben yet, but maybe he has mongering since before México stole the land from Spain in 1810.

-snapper-

Gee Guys,

Picking on defenseless old guys is bad karma.

Remember those warts that are running around down south.

benwhoroadwithWinfieldScott

Ben is younger than I am, he just has more children so he looks older.

I am younger than no one.

694 me LOL

They made a cartoon based on your life.
The Flinstones !
Actually I have met someone older than you on the board.
The nice thing about mongering is that there is no age limit !!
I hope to be having a nice long life and live another 100 years like you folks

Milkywhoseforefathersoriginallyownedtheusauntilitwasstolenbythewhiteman

Ben: I think I have been on that road as well.

But I never rode with Scott.

Milky; You are an American Indian? I didn't know...

I hate to admit it, but I may be the only one here who actually is older than Ben. I don't get to TJ often but I do monger regularly closer to home. I strongly believe in the old saying, "Use or lose it.". However, it sounds like Ben may be somewhat overdoing it though.

What are you talking about? Over doing it is impossible.

Besides I haven't been to TJ in SIX days.

I think y'all have overdosed on Metamusil.

So... Have any of you old carcasses tried this chica yet? Or is she all mine?

Is this the same girl I just wrote a review of in the thread entitled Jacqueline de Guadalajara? Because if it is, then I am REALLY confused. I described her in a little more detail, but the description above sounds similar, so if that's a match, could someone let me know?

(Message edited by Astaroth on February 04, 2003)

Doesn't sound like the same one (braces and all). It has been so long since I did her that I don't remember much about her except that she was young, natural, and hot.

Interesting, because pretty much everything about the original description in this thread described her, she was very aggressive in the bar, her belly button was pierced, hair was dyed dirty blonde, slim, natural a/b cups (closer to a though). She was pretty funny, spoke A LITTLE english, was friendly even as she was trying to rip me off, and she stood in hottie central. I guess if it's not the same one, no biggie, if it is the same one it proves the old adage of ymmv I suppose.

The only other details about the Jacqueline de Guad. that I went up with that I can really describe was that she had kind of a prominent nose(not necesarily big, just the shape was kindof unusual, almost like it was pointy) and she wore jeans and a belly shirt. Other than that I'd have to see a picture.