Forgive my description on the title for describing this one chica as a "deaf mute," I'm sure the more politically correct description should be "hearing impaired." Although the reason why I cannot describe her as hearing impaired, is because I don't know whether or not she's either completely or partially deaf, or whether or not she's unable to speak.

This particular chica is relatively new, FOB (fresh off the boat) she's rather tall and very slim. Her name is Maria, (or so she says) 18, from Sinaloa. Most of our conversation was through writing things down on a napkin, and that included all the negotiations. She has hazel eyes, with long frizzy/curly strawberry blond hair, wears denim shorts and halter tops. Has small breasts. When I tried to communicate with her, she could only utter gutteral sounds which was a clear indication she cannot hear.

She says she's only worked at the Las Chavelas for less than two weeks, although when I saw her, she seemed to have much more of an interest just hanging around outside ( no doubt chemical substance abuse was the first thing that came to mind) I even spotted her earlier at The Tropical. After much back and forth price discussion, we settled on $60, with the promise that she would deliver total GFE. And boy, did she ever!

Gave great BBBJ, sat on my face, loved to have her pussy eaten, even climaxed with a very loud moan. Different positions were a must with her. Knew how to take care of her clients. Was into customer satisfaction. Tounge kissed me all the way through. I did notice some stretch marks and a little flab on her tummy, which tells me she's got some little one/s running around somewhere.

You can't go wrong with this girl. Not totally attractive, but somewhat appealing if you like them long, slender and thin. Personally I don't, I go more for the chunky one's because that's what usually turns me on. Don't know whether Maria is always into GFE, or as in the case with me and TJ hookers, it more or less depends on their mood.

Master Bates.

Was apparently back working at LC last week. Tall, blonde and rather cute, and quite a good dancer, especially since she can't frickin' HEAR. Yeah, I know, vibrations...

The story about how I went with her at Tropical a couple years back was pretty weird/sad. I think this is the only chica a waiter has ever set me up with, and she didn't say a word to me before she was naked in the room. But I noticed that she didn't seem to understand either Spanish or English, or at least wouldn't respond. Then when she DID try to say something, it became rather clear because of her barking seal style speech. At least she tried... Of course, sick bastard that I am I kinda got OFF on doing her after I figured it out, where she had been the ultimate dead fish before that. Anyway... I guess if you go often enough you see EVERYTHING in the Zona. And apparently now, TWICE!!!

Yeah Porker. I know who you mean. I did her last week. She charged me $60 for everything, including GFE. We corresponded by her writing down everything on a napkin in the bar, before we went upstairs.

I'd never seen her before, but the experience with her left me feeling totally satisfied. Want to do her again. She told me she was 18. I forget her name, but when she tried to speak, as you say she sounded like a seal- an even better kinkier turn-on for me!

Master Bates