By Kjvegas on Monday, August 15, 2005 - 07:50 pm: Edit |
Vegas boys hit TJ
Hello I recently returned from TJ Mexico and once again had a ball. This trip i introduced my two good friend "Vicvegas" (Doug) and "Gonebamboo" (Karl) to TJ Mexico and we met up with "WBill" from San Diego. I first started going to TJ in May of 2004 and have been back 6 times since. I've been talking to my friends about going and finally we agreed on a date that was convenient for all of us, so we decided on an early Monday in late July. Sorry this TR took so long, I recently returned from New York to visit family and had a great time as always in New York.
Karl has a very nice SUV and he was nice enough to drive. We were going to meet Karl at 0400am and take the 5 hour drive to the border. Doug had to work until midnight so i met him at 0130 at one of the Casino's and we had a few drinks, i started playing video Blackjack and was down a few dollars, my luck started to change and I got my money back and I was able to have a few free drinks from the bartender. We decide to head to another casino and I visited an old friend of mine and boxman that I used to work with, poor guy was let go after his job was elimated. After that Doug and went to "Denny's" restaurant on the strip and had a bite to eat, we were running late and finally met Karl at 420. Exactly 420 which means it is time to smoke up guys.LOL BTW We didn't smoke.
The ride there went very smooth, Karl is an excellent driver. We arrived at the Border at about 1000am and parked the SUV and walked across the border and got a taxi to Hotel Nelson. We paid about $45 (2200 baht) each for one night, I'm sure we could of got something cheaper but at Hotel Nelson we were able to check in at 1015am. For those of you who have never been to the Hotel Nelson, it is next to the big Arch on Revolution ave. After we checked in we all did the SSS and we met up about 30 minutes later and got a bite to eat at the restaurant in the hotel.
After a nice lunch, we decided to take a walk up Revolution and they took a look at some of the shops. I was a little tired and we were to meet up with "Bill" at 300pm at bar tropical so i decided to take a nap for a few hours. That isn't like me, usually i check in and get a girl within 10 minutes and get the pipes cleaned but this time I was dead tired and I wanted to stay out late that night. What a pussy I have become, my buddy Doug was up all night and at work, he should be the one to be tired.
About 230pm i wake up and meet my friends in the hotel lobby and we head to the Zona and walk up the Alley, alot of cute girls but we had to meet our friend so we'd be back very soon. We walk into "Caliante Sports Book", i wanted to show my friends the sports book, it is a place to hang out between rounds.
On the way to bar tropical there was a guy trying to Hussle us, i kept saying "no thanks" after he promised the hottest girls in TJ. I kept saying "no thanks". Unfortunately I have to be a bit of a dick, i never trust anyone in TJ, with my luck if i was to give a guy some money he would be connected with the crooked cops or this guy would take us in the wrong alley and mug us. I try to be nice to everyone but in TJ you have to be selfesh.
Bill met us at about 3pm and we had a few drinks at Bar Tropical, had a few 2 for 1 Tecates and watched the girls dance. After Tropical we went to Adelitas and got a nice table near the dance floor. It wasn't long before Karl had one of the hottest girls in the club on his lap, my man knows how to pick them. Doug was getting friendly with a cute cute girl and I take a walk around Adelitas and look for my favorite long time "B" that i have taken overnight a few times but I haven't seen her since.
While Doug and Karl were busy with the ladies, Bill wanted to take a walk in the Alley, alot of cutties but i was hopiing to hook up with Norma, she is alot of fun. Didn't see her so we walked around and ended up at a Chinese restaurant at the end of the Alley. After a nice meal that we could not finish so we got it to go, we headed back to Adelitas and Karl was nowhere to be found, Doug was waiting for us. As we sat in Adelitas a hot girl with big titties sat next to me and started rubbing my one eyed lizard, she then took my hand and put it down her top, nice titties, for the one eyed lizard, Things were looking up. I decided to pass on her offer to go to the room, I said "maybe tomorrow". For those of you who know me, Sex to me is like an Olympic event...It happens every four years. I know the over/under was only a few minutes, if you are ever in a sportsbook and you see an over/uner for KJ busting a nut, put the house on the under.
Doug, Bill and I decide to take a walk in the alley, time for kj to get laid. I walk near Mino Hotel and get talking to a hottie with nice titties the only thing i am thinking is "she can yank my doodle til it cums and point it towards those titties, they say that stuff is beauty creme, lets make those titties pretty, yank my doodle it's so big, baby it's a dandy, stick that sucker in your mouth your swear it tatses like candy". I get talking to this girl and she say's "we go room"? I say "how much"? "$20" (800 baht) and I say "suckie suckie, fuckie fuckie"? She say's "Yes". I say "Sin Ropa"? (no clothes) and she say's $30 (1200 baht) and I say $25 (1000 baht)and she say's no, I decide to walk away. I've found the girls in front of Mini hotel and cascades are tougher to negotiate with. I should of just paid the $30 and not been a cheap bastard.
We cross the street and walk the alley, when it ended we turned around and headed back. On the way back, just a few steps in the alley and before Hong Kong and Cascades, i get talking to a cuttie in red, i was thinking she might want $30 and I would pay it. She was reading the paper and I say "hello", she say's "Hi" and it was small talk. She asks "We go room" with a cute smile, I again say "how much"? "$20" (800 baht) and I say "suckie suckie, fuckie fuckie"? She say's "Yes". I say "Sin Ropa"? (no clothes) and she say's $30 (1200 baht) and I say $25 (1000 baht) and she agreed. I had to pay $3 for the ST room so i was thinking this was going to be a bad room but it was actually a decent room for the price. She gave a nice covered BJ and followed by a nice round of sex, no premature celebration, it was a nice time. After sex I paid her and I offered her the Chinese that i've been carrying the past hour or so, she gladly took it. I was pleased with her performace. I'm not sure of the name of the room but it is next to Hong Kong and down 3 or 4 steps.
I see my friends waiting for me, we decide to go back to Adelitas and look for Karl. I get there and he is nowhere to be found, i'm thinking this lucky guy took her Long time. After about 30 minutes or so we see Karls girl at Adelitas, i ask her where my friend went and she said "I think he went back to the hotel". I decide to go to Chicago club, hoping Karl would be there since we were talking about going there but he wasn't there. We order a round of drinks and by then an average looking but very nice girl sits with us. The server (who recognizes me from my previous trip) comes over and I ask her where I can find a telephone, she asks the girl sitting with us to show us the phone which she does, she taked me to Jalos Hotel which is the hotel the Chicago Club girls use. I got hold of Karl at the Hotel and he met us at Adelitas. We walk the Alley again and I walk past the girl I didn't take near Mini hotel and as I walked past her she was trying to get my attention but i had already passed her.
By now it was about 7pm (1900) and there was a cool Lesbian show at Hong Kong, i didn't have my camera with me but here is a pic from the last Lesbian show I went to last trip.
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We were at Hong Kong a few hours waiting for the show to start but it never started, had a great time and there are alot of hot girls but for some reason the show never started. I decided to get a little fresh air, when i went outside I get talking to "Brenda" which stands between Miami and Hong Kong, i say "hello Brenda" and she smiled, I think she was smilng I was looking at those hug tits, damm she looked great that night. As i was talking to her a fight broke out in front of me, cool i have front row seats. Brenda say's "let's go room", i say "maybe tomorrow, i stay one more day". I was too drunk and would of suffered from Whisky dick.
After Hong Kong we went back to Adelitas and I only ordered a water, i was too druck and didn't feel like praying to the porcelein god. Adelitas has alot of hot girls. I was getting tired and it was about 1000pm by now and I wanted to take my friends to Peanuts and beer so we walk all the way to the bar and the place was dead, we didn't even stay for a drink. We walk back to the Zona and we ate at a taco stand. After a great meal, we decide to check out a bar named "La Carreta Bar" in the Alley, as Doug and I went to sit down, Karl and Bill wanted to check out some of the street girls. When we ordered a few drinks, the server asked us if we wanted to buy a lady drink, we said "no" and before we knew it, there was a cute girl sitting next to me and the server brought over a bucket of small Tecate beers, we told the server we did not want to buy a lady drink but he opened one of the beers and gave it to the girl, before we could say anything the girl was drinking the beer and we were charged for the beer, that was complete bullshit. The girl never looked at us and when the beer was half gone, she walked away to talk to her friends. We were both pissed but I promised Doug i would mention this in this TR which is copied and pasted on 7 different boards.
We left a Carreta Bar and headed down the Alley, we find a bar that is about 3/4 down on the Southside of the Alley and is about in front of Cascades and Miami. I can't think of the name but you have to walk down a few steps, DUCK YOUR HEAD because the celing is kind of low when you walk in. We were the only 2 white guys in there and they treated us very well, i am very impressed with that bar and would recommend it to anyone. It is more of a place where the locals go and hang out and they all treated us the way any guest should be treated.
After that bar we went back to Hong Kong and finally saw the lesbian show, great show but i can't understand why the show was so late.
After leaving the bar, Doug and I were looking for our friends but no luck, it was getting late and we were walking in the Alley, we meet a crazy woman and a guy was saying it was his wife, i could not help but laugh and he looked pissed but it was some funny shit. We were in front of the Mini hotel and we get talking to 2 cutties, Doug gets talking to one of the hottest girls in he Alley, very nice titts, Doug knows how to pick them. I pick an average girl and she say's "let's go room". I say "how much"? "$20" (800 baht) she say's and I say "suckie suckie, fuckie fuckie"? She say's "Yes". I say "Sin Ropa"? (no clothes) and she say's $30 (1200 baht) and I say $25 (1000 baht) and she say's "no $30" and I say "ok". She was just an average girl but I was getting tired and didn't feel like negotiating. I pay the $5 (200 baht) for the room, we get in the room and se wants to be paid frst so i give her $30 and she gives me an OK covered BJ. She then say's "ok we fuck now" and I say "Yes but sin ropa"? She say's "Sin Ropa $10 more", WTF, that is bullshit so i fucked her and lasted as long as i could. I still got my moneys worth. Girls in front of Mini hotel are known for that kind of bullshit which is why Norma is one of the only girls I would fuck that stands in front of Mini hotel.
Mini hotel.
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After that average experience I wait for Doug in the waiting area and we decide to call it a night. By now it is about 0100am and we head to the hotel, we are both drained but still have a Tecate in the Hotels bar.
We decide to call it a night and we meet up with Karl in the morning at the Hotels restaurant. The ride back went smooth, i think it is a very nice ride in the desert between San Diego or LA (on I-15).
Hope you enjoyed my TR, sorry it was so late. I once again had a ball and I am glad i was able to introduce TJ to my friends. Wa nice meeting up with Bill again, I first met him in in Thailand this past march and is a great guy and was to hang out with.
We might be going back to TJ in a few weeks before I make my SE Asian tour of Thailand , AC Phillipines and possibly Cambodia.
Sorry I left my camera at my house but here are a few old pics of TJ.
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