Dang Guys!

What a trip! The Senator and I dropped the kids off at Grandma’s last Thursday and hit TJ around 2:00 AM. Rooster was already there, asleep at AB. He was expecting us the next day. We rousted him up and headed down to the bar. The Senator didn’t even make it all the way into the bar before he hooked up with Tiny Tania and headed upstairs. I grabbed a beer and cruised the bar for a while.

There were these two young chicas who had been asking The Senator about me on a previous trip. Like a dummy, I picked the one with the great tits. Leslie is twenty with one kid. She has a great little bod with these absolutely perfect natural chi-chis. But, she is a complete amateur! It was actually funny watching her struggle with rubber and fumble around with my dick. Then she would look at me and smile like “Wow, am I great or what!” I pounded that little thing! When we were done, she was real happy. Then she just put on her jeans and walked down to the bar. She didn’t even wash off in the sink! Eeeeeewwwww!

I showered up (scrubbing the crotch real good!) and headed back down to the bar. Rooster had gone back to bed and I figured The Senator was gone for the night with Tiny Tania. I really needed a good professional blow job! So, I hooked up with Isela. Isela is such a nasty broad, I love it! I boned her every which way then finished up by bopping her tonsils. GOOD GIRL! I asked her if it was difficult to finish that way. She said “Si, but I like it. You hab the deek of a donkey!”

The next morning Rooster told us that we were supposed to hook up with my Fav and his new fav Sonia and go to Rosarito. This was news! I had thought we’d all go out dancing or something and The Senator was working on about an hour of sleep. It was only first of several mis-communications for the day. Sonia showed up. But, when we met The Fav down in the bar, she was dressed for work and getting ready to dance. Back to “Plan A” (cool!). The Senator hooked up with tiny little chica wearing “Daisy Dukes” named Marla and reports a really good time. Rooster and Sonia took off for Rosarito ($35 bar fine). The Fav and I went upstairs for an absolutely WONDERFUL roll! I figured it couldn’t get any better. I was right.

Downstairs The Fav was telling me about her extended family plans for the weekend. Out of a four day trip, we would only cross paths for one day. She said she had to get back to work, so we decided to hook up at eight when she got off shift. With time to kill, I started throwing back beers. Hong Kong and Tropical both had their normal afternoon two-for-one deal going so I got pretty buzzed.

The Senator caught up with me at Tropical after a nap. We threw back a couple more beers and we headed back to AB.

Funny thing, the chicas at AB had never seen me drunk before! They were concerned about me and talked The Senator into cutting me off. I gave Samira a bunch of friendly shit about how I had seen her much more drunk than me. I wasn’t even that hammered.

Senator’s note: But the chicas were genuinely frightened by Shadow's state of drunkenness.

Anyway, Rooster, The Senator and I took The Fav out for steak at his nice place and then she dropped the guys back at AB. The Fav and I headed for the Hotel Parador. It was a cool little fuck palace. But when we got in, she started asking about her money!! SHIT! We had gone out several times without having to pay and this really caught me off guard. The mood was wrecked, but I didn’t want it to ruin the whole evening. So, I did end up paying her. She’s still The Fav. But, you might say the friendship has been damaged.

I got back to Cohuilla around 5:30 and crashed. We all got up around 9:00 and had breakfast, The Senator told me that Texas Mike had actually hooked him up with the chica of his dreams! It was a street girl named Monica who works on Constitucion just North of Taurino. We headed into the bar for a little bit. Rooster hooked up with Patricia and headed upstairs. We had to get going. We were going to meet my SO in Long Beach to cover our story.

So, we’re hanging out in The Senator’s room waiting for Rooster finish with Patricia when I heard voices in the hall. Sonia and a Talachero were knocking on Rooster’s door while Patricia was in there doing the bop with him! I hustled Sonia into our room and got rid of the Talachero. I almost came clean and told Sonya what Rooster was doing, but The Senator stopped and said he was taking a shower. About fifteen minutes later, Rooster whisks Patricia out the door and brings in Sonia!!! We had to go. He said he’d be done in ten. Twenty minutes later, I barged in and saw his white ass pounding Sonia (not a pretty sight!). Not taking any subtle hints, this goes on for another twenty minutes! The Senator then barged in on them with Rooster standing at the end of the bed with Sonia’s ankles over his shoulders! Finally, after an hour of this shit, Rooster finishes and we get going.

The Senator and I have a running BS. We go down to Rooster’s place and hit the blues bars a couple of times a year. One would figure that the story would be running thin after three years until…..

We got up to Long Beach. By some weird happenstance, my SO was coming into town with a friend of hers. We set up a time to meet at a great blues bar called the Blue Café. Of course we hadn’t actually been there in a couple years, so we were joking nervously about it. The Senator said “Suppose they get there and it’s closed down and re-opened as a strip club or Gay Bar or something?”

By the time the ladies got there, we had a couple of pitchers in us and some local biker looking guy hanging around us. We looked like we had been there for months. It was perfect! My SO got out the camera and started taking pictures of us, then we were dancing. Rooster knew this local chick who was sitting with this guy with a shaved head. Every single BS story The Senator and I had ever had was carved in the granite of truth with photographic proof!

A couple of hours at Grandma’s the next day and BACK TO THE GAME! We got into TJ around 8:30 and got rooms at AB.

I went downstairs and took a good look around. The Senator wanted to know if Tiny Tania was around. I assured him that she was not in the bar, so he decided to join me downstairs for a look. Sure enough she was sitting right there next to me. So, for the first time in recorded history, The Senator passed on Tiny Tania.

I had told The Senator that it was strange not having seen Bernice de Acapulco so far. He suggested that she might be on vacation. He was right! She had just gotten back to work from a two week vacation when I found her in the bar. Damn she looked good! A quick drink and up we go! What Bernice lacks in technique, she makes up for in looks and passion. This is the chica who cries when she sees me with The Fav. She Wanta Some WANG!! She got off a couple of times before I did. And I’m telling you, that puchita was so tight from her vacation that I didn’t even get all the way inside the first hour!

The Senator was in his room when Bernice had gone downstairs. We popped Viagra and got ready for battle again. The Senator was raving about yet ANOTHER great roll with Monica and said he was going back to meet her again! He’s got a new fav! I made some short pretense about shopping, but I knew I’d end up back with Bernice. Damn, I love Viagra! Bernice and I were back upstairs in no time!

This time, we laid around on the bed and just smooched for probably half an hour. Then the nookie was just HOT. French kissing, up, down, sideways and DEEP! Bernice is always by-the-book and squeaky clean, but that night I got a little out of control and finished up in very messy fashion. She yelled and ran into the bathroom. She showered for about fifteen minutes. I thought she’d claw my eyes out when she got out. But, she was actually very friendly and let me take her picture. We kissed goodnight. I died!

Suddenly there was this horrible CRASH!!! The construction crane had dropped something on the roof over my room. Then they started hammering and such, so I got up to shower. The Senator came by and told me he had just finished coffee with “Mona”. Evidently, Mona shares a house with some of the street girls. We got breakfast then hung out in the room waiting for the chicas to start work. The Senator and I decided that it would be cool to die by having a pallet of cinder blocks dropped on you just as you’re popping in a chica! But, what a waste of a good chica!

The Senator took off to find Monica AGAIN. I hung out in the bar, hoping that Candi would walk in early. She didn’t, but I had been meaning to do the dancer Claudia for a long time. Claudia turned out to be a cold fish. But, at least she’s crossed off my to-do list.

The hotel guys rousted me out of my room because it was after twelve. These fuckers have no sense of business or manners. I went downstairs to try to keep The Senator’s room for just a little while until he got back. After they had let us keep the room until 3:30 on Saturday and after we dropped thousands of dollars at their place that weekend, they wanted the hourly rate up front at noon on Monday! FUCK THAT! I packed his shit and stomped out the door!

As I was stomping off, The Senator was being drug upstairs by skinny Andrea. Andrea has been trying to get The Senator for MONTHS. Now her business was shut down by an asshole desk guy!

Bike across the border, steak in Valencia, work at 8:00 the next morning!

Whew!……………