A few tight Spinners, a few good men, and a fist full of dollars.

Metalboots 11/01/05 - 11/03/05 TR Tijuana.

(Rather than posting links to numerous posts about this trip I just posted the last 48 hrs, I just decided to put all the info on this report as I plan on submitting it to other TJ sites - so Binge and Purge!)

Oh Sheeeit, so I am giddy for this trip - like a new energy takes over my body; I can’t sleep the night before because, well I am excited and amped up due to the fact that a long time friend of mine from Central Ca. is going with me. He has been to TJ before, five years ago - did the Revo thing, liked Bambis, Madonnas, and even drank a few brewskiez at Adilitas. But he never took a chica up to the room. (Heheheh) Well I was going to make sure that would change! We decided to stay at the New Hotel Santiago. This is a charming little haven right across La Tropa. I usually stay at Motel 6 in San Ysidro for a few reasons, but this trip I took the advice of others and parked at The Gateway Inn, the one right next to Jack in a Box. The drive down was kewl and even in beautiful Commerce Ca. the McDonalds has open restrooms that do not require a key! So in 5.5 hrs we pull into the opulent Gateway Inn parking lot. I tell the clerk I want to stay 3 days - he charges $12.00 per 24 hr period - $36.00 bonez. I tell him I will tip him if I come back and my car is still here in good shape. He says there is no problemo its slow and don’t be worried. Well, I have parked here before but not for 3 days so I was worried, but nevertheless we paid and jetted into the turnstiles around 10:30AM. Grab a yellow taxi and get in; okay, the yellow taxi guy grabbed US and our luggage and off we go to Hotel Santiago. 7 mins later my grin on my face gets erect like a hard-on - because I see the city lights and sights of AB, and The Zona… I turn around in the cab and tell my friend (we’ll call him Mr. Limp, because he just recovered from a knee surgery and was wearing a knee brace for the entire trip). Mr. Limp said “it’s pretty busy for 11:00PM on a Tues Night.” HAHAHAHAHAAHAAHA.

Two Thumbz Up on this hotel! Thought I was getting ripped off when we checked in room 505 (double) for 3 days. Then I see a fellow monger, and say "hey am I getting ripped off here, it's $135 or so for 3 days?" he politely looked at the posted sign and read off the prices to me . Man I suck! I did not see that their prices are clearly written on the check-in counter along with Peso/USD rates. Hahaha. I am a paranoid Cornhusker... Anyway, nice room, the room had HUGE closets, and a nice desk. And cable TV.
excellent staff service, TV okay beds okay - only problems were:

1) I brushed my teeth with sink water and got immediately sick (Pepto & Gatorade got me ok in 1.5 hrs).

2) There was a CRACK PIPE in the sink's cabinet! Damn.

Other than that, for the $$ it was kewl. Stayed 3 nights. Kinda noisy, but that's not the hotels problem.

I did expunge the crack pipe quickly and discreetly. I have a 0 tolerance for drugs of that nature. We then checked the entire room - everything else was okay dookey. When they brought up our luggage, the guy showed us the room and I tipped him. Guess next time it would be wise to make sure the sink cabinet does not have any drug paraphernalia . And fortunately I don't look like a crack whore - way to fat to be smoking' crack. But I did take this issue seriously and it was a disappointment. I could see a poor sap get into an argument over something he didn't do.

Well onward and upward. We got ready and out that night we decided to go to The Odessa 2001 bar, sure why not! I had been here before and remember two very important things about this place: 1) They play METAL music. 2) They have big ass couches.

Me and Mr. Limp go in and get our couch all to ourselves. My fat ass felt great because basically these are NICE huge leather style couches up there by the dance stage. We get our first round and everything was kewl. Loud Ramstein, Guns and Roses, Metallica and Bon Jovi. Okay great, what more can I ask for. The chicas dancing were decent. Not 9 or 10 material, but decent. Second round comes and my bud pays for it. He told me what happened later. He says the messero took his $20.00 and immediately gave his change back on the spot by counting back the bills, a $10.00, and like 4 or so $1.00's - then as he places the change in my friends hand, he magically keeps the $10.00!! So fortunately, my bud re-counts his change in his own hand back to himself - and upps... the messero sticks his hand in the couch to find a $10.00 bill that was mysteriously there. And then he blames my buddy for dropping it! Wow! Maybe those couches are a planted scam? Geez! Then after another successful round, with no change problems, some d00d runs into the table we are at and one of the beer bottles falls down- smash! No problem, no harm. The messero (who attempted a scam and received our generous tipps) - says "you gotta pay $1.00 for the clean up." My friend in Spanish tells the messero "you should pay ME, I did not drop it, some guy walking past us did." Sheit.... No we did not pay the $1.00.

The dancers are decent, the music is awesome if you like Rock/Metal, the vibe is seedy and high energy, the messeros as per previous posts are shit. Can't wait to go again.... hahhaha

So as we do an alley run and show Mr. Limp the Zona, I told Mr, Limp, "wait here, I only need 20 mins." "Go hang in the lobby.…..or whatever" It is kinda hard to explain to a newbee of the TJ scene how a SG works. But when I saw Miss V. look at me with that pouty expression and shy aura. Awe man. For this girl never needs to "Shhh Chhhh Shhhhh Chhhh or pull on the shirt." Ok. I need to tap a chica now and her face makes me hard just looking at her, so I pay the hotel clerk the $$, I grab Miss V and squeeze her tiny body into mine. We undress and I get a glimpse of her delicate sickly skinny body that rocks my world. (FYI - I have been with her probably 5 sessions prior, so we’re good old friends…) She rubs my cock to turn me on, mumbles my name and asks me if I am married. WHAT? I thought we had that conversation last session? Damn... must be her M.O. Oh well. she grabs my face and puts in next to hers and mumbles bambino, Grande, pelon, and whatever - but she has total eye contact and is engaged in her work. I enter and she is TIGHT still. Oh thank God. She's so small and tiny that my Bear body encumbers all of hers and she likes the Bear Hugs and besos on her chest. I interlock my fingers in hers and RIDE her like a porn star - well as much as I can get away with. I discovered something simple, but effective that she does. She mimics. She copies your facial expressions and mannerisms like a good sales person. Fortunately she still allows "teaching" as I liked to sway her body back and forth. I just get off when I feel her sickly skinny pelvic bones hitting my fat mid section. Gawd. She knows I like to make besos everywhere as possible and is accommodating (accept for mouth). Oh well. She likes to cuddle and when I am almost cummin' she mimics my facial gesture like "Oh, and O face AHHHHHHHH IM CUMMIN" then she laughs. She Never says "Feenish?" She is the perfect SG. I asked how much for an hour and she just smiled- never gave me a response. Hmmmmmm. But I need her for at least an hour of bliss. She likes to poke belly buttons, so watch out! Really, she got all happy at watching me squirm. I told her "MALO" and then she stabbed me in the belly button again!!!! Damn! Next trip - I want a 2 hr session/excursion AT LEAST and that is my goal! She's a sweetie!!!

Now here I am In Hong Kong Bar --I am feeling at home. The second day, I am drinking moor beer, Mr. Limp is in bed, too tired to do much anything and I am just chillin with the floor show and excitement this bar offers. I get a massage from an ugly chica; no offense to her, but she was not at par with the other HK girls, that set me back $3.00 - then a hottie came over and I grabbed her. As some of you know, in this bar, when you grab your chica, immediately you are upsold a $7.00 lades drink (ficha), + tip and a $5.00 Polaroid picture + tip. Sure !! Why not, I frankly don’t give a damn about the comments I am going to get because life is different strokes for different folks. I sit with her and she is my little play-doll for the moment. She strokes my cock, grinds me and allows me to teach her the Heavy Metal Salute (sign). And of course when Enter Sandman (a Metallica song plays) - we sing along to the rest of the world. It’s a real high school fantasy for $20.00 or so. Then after fucha’un miss hottie blondie, I excuse myself, hit the bano and come back down by the main stage. There Miss Skelitora is doing the main stage. She is SKELLITIN sickly skinny and dark - appears Mexicana but must visit the tanning salon way too much. Anyway she likes her clit rubbed and of course I accommodated her, with a few $1.00’s for her labor. She also likes to show off her bung-hole to the crowd of on-lookers. Not a top 10 girl by any means, but good wholesome entertainment. Have another few dollars babe! Oh, by the way- this trip I went to Bank of America and picked up $100.00 in $1.00’s for this very important ritual at the bars. I love stuffin’ the Panties and titties with a few dollars. And I was sure to keep my large bills in a button down pocket.

Back at CC I see my trusty old Favorita Miss. M. and she is looking classy and sweet as usual. I enjoy her company. She is not a HK style girl, and although I prefer HK style, a nice soft-spoken chica is always good to have around. Miss M and I have been in the cama probably 20 times. This session I was with Mr. Limp who stayed at CC - guarding our booth. I felt sorry for leaving him, but shit - I need my Miss M! Off upstairs we go: Miss M likes to rub her bare feet on my cock - then slowly play with her pussy. It’s a great visual that gets me excited for what is about to happen. She allows me to put my cock in her belly button as well (so what I’m a freak!) then we go at it mish style until I am sweating like a pig (14 mins later) - she groans with realistic sounds and is accommodating for my thrusts. I like to see her furry brow beaver as I penetrate. She is skinny and 22 or so, with long brown hair, but she has a very furry beaver, I for one like it. She grabs my balls and says “yes baby, yes baby,” in her Spanish tone and I plant my hands in her sides to get a better grip and I pop - I squeal like a pig when I cum, that seems to make her laugh. Then she jumps into the shower and I try to control my head rush. We clean up and whattcha know, I am a new man. I watch Miss M comb her beautiful long hair and tell her I love her and that I would be back to see her soon. My exit of the room costs the $1.00 “teep 4 da room mi friend.” and then I am on the pavement of CC and Leava trying to figure out what to do next. Hmmm. Let’s see - I’ll go back to Santiago Hotel and see what’s up with Mr. Limp. Well it seems he is watching local SD news and asked me if I “took on of those girls.” Well I explained that the flushed face and sweat was yes, from the result of physical exertion and me cumin! I think he got jealous, because then he wanted to go to Adilitas! 20 mins later, Samuel sits us at a booth at AB. (I try to only use Samuel or Adrian and AB, they are great messeros). Sitting down and watching the floor show. We see Jorge’ make fun of whittie as usual (although since Mr. Limp is fluent in Spanish- he tells me what’s up) - before long- Mr. Limp says he liked Andrea AB (skinny, huge fake tits, morena, probably late 20’s ) so he ficha’s her and bam they go up to the room! I really wished goof Karma to my friend because this as his first cherry pop for a hooker and here it was going to happen right then. I smiled. Then I chugged another beer. I sat at AB and tipped the dancers and talked to a Venezualian chica who had dark skin like she was black, and had green eyes. Very pretty, nice body. I did not get a good vibe however. Anyway, 30 mins later Mr. Limp tells me “it was good.” “I made her work for her money - but they try to rush you, I wanted to take her back to our hotel tonight but she just said I am here for you right now.” hehehhhh Welcome to AB!!!!! Anyway, I thought I had prepped him good enough to as what to expect, but then he said “was I suppose to pay for the room cleaning too?,” - He tipped the AB cum cleaner $5.00!!! Awe damn ! Of well, live and learn. Well now we were off to Din Din. We went to a South side Revo place that was really good. Ate fish, chips and salsa and talked about life. Then he wanted to walk up and down Revo- which we did, and got accosted by the “It’s a family place, Titie bar guyz, Show time, geeime one Mexican minute, I’ll show you my sister she wants you, just take a look, I pay you to come in…..” bla bla bla. He took my advice on not going to any of them.

I lurked around the hotel because I knew some kewl mongerz were about. I peaked in and saw Mr. D who graciously shared some info and beerz - and we got prepped for the night. Mr. D reminded us that it was only like 6:30PM and that he likes to go party around 11PM - hmmm. “You’re on TJ time.” Well, we agreed to rondeview around that club at HK - Sorry Mr. D we never made it!!! Thanks for the beerz and next time…

We hit the clubs at 6:30 PM and then go to Las Chaveleas. Then Tropical. Now, this was the first time in Tropical where I saw a 10! She was wearing a blue dress, nice model face and a 85lb frame! Awe yes! She could dance too. Tropical has a lot of great dancers, as far as more traditional dancing for locals. I still felt out of my element, but hey, they had Dos Equis! Then we go to

In the morning its Pasta Europa for an omelet and fruit with granola and whipped cream then it was back to Plaza Rio for shopping for Days of The Dead action figures. Mr. Limp found just what he wanted and back to the hotel to get ready for the nights excursions.
The last day afternoon I was making out with this HK Chica that I ficha’ed. This chica was a bit more wild. She DFK'd me while my newbee to the TJ scene buddy watched in horror. "Maybe she sucked another guys cock before you..." he said. I replied "That is no problem, beer will sterilize it." Good Timez! He got some action two as one blondie sat on his lap and went to town. He kept sayin “Metal, is she good, is she pretty, I am buzzin I think she’s good….??” I just winked at him and raised my beer bottle to rest his mind. (She was fine, but mine were better, haahah). Then I got my confidence up and went with another HK Chica who was obviously more younger and tasty! Kewl HK Chica that has soft skin and classy attitude. I wanted more, but she wanted more fichas... She knew she was hot. Bought pictures of both. Then we bailed out of HK drunk as fuck and went back to CC. Drank and watched the Fri Evening floor show. Then outside I see two more kewl mongers, and one offers me two shots of Tequila - of course I swallowed! (Thanks again Mr. JT). Then low and behold yet another monger appears. Whatta monger convention on the street of CC and Leyva. I told Mr. Limp that now we were going to do some real heavy drinking! He said he was already buzzing like a bee! After many adult beverages in Chicago Club and a few war stories were told (we’ll call him Mr. Vodka), myself and a friend go to get a cab to shoot on over to a dinner at El Sol de Cheripan. [Killer place BTW]. I get in the back seat along with my friend, and Mr. Vodka is in the front talking to the Taxi driver “Profelio” [unsure of spelling] about the days of yesterday. They both chit chat about their numerous times in the zona and their travels. Now, as you my readers may know already, myself and Mr. Vodka are not members of AA. We can drink (a lot). I won’t speak for Mr. Vodka, but I am being a loud and obnoxious passenger who is showing off all my knowledge of the scene to my friend who had just 3 hours past busted his first nut with a TJ working lady. We are trying to find the restaurant and being unsuccessful. Driver (Profelio) stops and asks another driver where this place is. It seems they did a name change or something; about 15 mins and we pulled in to the restaurant. I pulled out $10.00 and gave it to Profelio - hasta. Vamos!!! I need more Beer and an appetizer now.!! Was on my mind. We are inside and awaiting the table and chit chatting amongst ourselves as to the ambiance and high class atmosphere this place has. I am laughing at my own stupid jokes and my friend, the host and Mr. Vodka are interpreting Spanish. It was like maybe a 6 min or so wait until our table was ready. As I am boasting about how kewl I am being a TJ Veteran - in walks Profelio, our Taxi driver. He walks up to me and says “sir you left this in the back seat.” Guys - I am not making this up, it was true. It was not a wad of $1.00’s used for HK girls, this was A WAD OF $20.00’s !!! I kind of went into slow motion and hugged Profelio right then and there. I was shocked at myself for being so hazardous and at and at the same time intensely overjoyed at our Taxi driver’s honesty. Right then Mr. Vodka slapped me in the restaurant and said “that’s why you don’t use a cheep Taxi Libre, you use good people!” I of course “tipped” Profelio again, and looking back from my life here in Central CA., I am too embarrassed to say how much I tipped him - he deserved more. After we were seated and eating I kept bringing up this sobering experience and Mr. Vodka again slapped me at the table and exclaimed that I needed to forget about it - “that’s why I use select people.” My friend also pointed out that the driver had left the restaurant and so it would be a good assumption that he came back to drop off my WAD OF $20.00’s in the back seat of his Taxi. Now guess who will be my exclusive Taxi driver (when I can find him) when I am in TJ ? Good Karma to Profelio. God bless this man of integrity. I did not know it was missing until he walked in and said "sir..." And again, that was my $20.00's not $1.00's. I am humbled by him. (*) Mr. Vodka did not really slap me. Then we get back to HK where we lay. I was getting tired and low on energy - not to mention very drunk and mellow. We see a few more kewl d00ds and mongers, talk about going to Cuba and then share rumors and info. Then back at CC Mr. A who was the most sober of the group grabs the utters of that Shock Treatment machine. Boy what fun! I thing the chica with big knockers he had later on that evening would rather he did not touch that electrocution machine anymore. Hahah But it’s 1AM and that was quite late for us considering we had been up since 10AM screwing around. I wanted to tap another chica, Mr. Limp wanted to head on back to the hotel and call it a night. I took his advice because I did not want to press my luck (which was on my side that night)! So I was shoved in the shower against my will (with some of my clothes removed) and I bowed down and worshiped the porcelain God. I puked like a mo-fo. Then I lay like a copse on the bed, drenched -but happy. Wake up hung over as fuck - and later we drive back home.
Good timez! Next time I will focus more on getting laid… hahaha. But it was a blast to hang with kewl mongerz, many I hadn‘t seen in 3-4 months!!!!

Great report, man, your enthusiasm for TJ really shows in your posts. Glad you got your big wad of cash returned to you, that was a great stroke of luck.

Re: your buddy tipping 5 bucks to the jizz cleaners at AB, uhm, you might want to disabuse him of THAT habit!

MB
Good report.
Possible changes to this TR could have read

"I was so overjoyed at getting my wad of 20s back that I decided I wanted to share my joy and decided to give my good buddy Maximus a call and offer him some 20s so he could come down and hang with me and give Mr limp the inside info on the AB hotties and the best Sgs"

or "I decided not to overtip this trip and instead decided to ..." refer to above text.

Glad you had good Karma. That is integrity. A TJ taxi driver with more ethics and integrity than monger friends. Who would have guessed it.

One other thing.

room 505 is on the corner to the left of the elevator and stairs as you get off the elevator?

If that is the case I was there on OCT 29th.
I did not leave a crack pipe as I am 100% vs those types of drugs but I did forget a wad of 20s. Do you find it?

Photo: HK Dancers
Photo: HK Dancer A
Photo: HK Dancer B
Photo: Beta HK
Photo: Hanya HK