I hadn't been down to the zona for a little over a year now, and will try in this post to mention the changes I saw (there were many) as well as try my best to remember accurately fine details, because for the most part, i was in a haze of booze and prescription drugs. Arrived in SD airport at 1 pm, took the airport bus to the trolly station, blue line trolly to the border. There was a huge line at the border and I walked back and forth about 4 times trying to find where the pedestrian bridge entrance was. I first thought I was just out of it for not being down there for so long, but they had closed off all foot traffic due to some protesters that had crossed the border, protesting the Americas Summit in Canada. So, i queued up in line for the bus into TJ, and there was a huge backup of cars, busses waiting to drive cross the border. I saw about 100 SD police in full riot gear just standing around. I big drunk muthafucker fell asleep next to me on the buss and gave me shit for propping him up. "GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING BUS NOW!" By this time it was 2:55 and my reservations at Villa Zaragosa were only being held till 3 pm. As some of you from IRC know, I called VZ for reservations, and was told it was full up, so for the hell of it, i made online reservations with them, and the emailed back saying that had entered a reservation for me. I was a bit worried if it would actually be there, but it was. I recommend this way of booking a room from them.I get to my room, the key doesn't work, all i wanna do is get on with the beer drinking and mongering. It took about 20 minutes to get them to find a key that worked right.Took a quick shower and headed to the farmacia for some viagra and some ritalin, which i had recently found to give a nasty horny edge to sex. Went back to the room, put a few ritalins on the table and crushed them up and snorted them. Great stuff, beats coke, $9 for 30 tabs. Popped a 100 mill viagra to counteract the blood constrictive effect of the rit. DON'T DO THIS COMBO IF YOU HAVE A BAD HEART. (the disclaimer)Walked across the way to the ISIS bar, I used to love this place cause they used to have at least one decent looking girl in there, and when Monica worked there, she was a fun one. They have remodeled a bit, and it's much darker there than it used to be. I only stayed long enuf to gulp down one overpriced beer. $4.Walked up to revo and asked a street vendor where 007/rio ritas/54 was at. It's between 3rd and 4rth on Rev, and 2 floors below the street. the guys at the dorr will rip you off on your first drink, give them exact change. i called the fucker on it and instead of bringing me the right change, he brought me a thimble of tequilla. i lost $3, wtf. no biggie. They had some hotties working for sure! some 7's, a few 8's, the rest 5ish. I sat down at the side of the runway and watched this one, Jullianna dance, she pulled me out on the stage and dry humped me in front of everyone, prolly hoping to embarrass me. When she saw I wasn't, (it was kinda like proving something i guess) she gave me a big kiss on the lips and told me to stay till she was done. She came off the stage, big smiles, apologised, and thanked me for being a good sport. I bought her one overpriced beer, $12, and we had a long talk about music, life and so on. I watched her dance one more time, and even tho the bar was pretty full, she was dancing for me, full mouth kisses, and she held herself up on the brass ring with her legs spread while I pulled her g-string aside and gave her pussy a lick. She finished up her set and came back down to my table and told me she was so drunk. I took that to be a good thing! I asked her about lapdances, as i had seen a few guys go back behind a curtained off area, never for too long tho. She quoted me $20 for 1 song, which i said no, not really interested, but she said, "hey, come on I like you, and give me a $5 tip, you can do anything you want." Had to go see what this meant!! So we get behind the curtain and she is out of her g-string in no time, spreading her pussy for me, rubbing her tits in my face, kissing me. I asked her if she'd come to my hotel later for $60, but she said "I don't know what I'm doing later, I won't lie to you and say I'll be there if I can't." I appreciated that and told her so. I undid my shorts and she gave a few strokes and licks, but no real sucking. By this time we were on the forth song, and i was thinking, damn, for a one song quote i got a pretty good deal. I asked her if she was working on Sunday and she said no. In any case, she was a hottie, very friendly and I had a good time. I walked down Constitucion to the Zona, stopped for a few street tacos and had a quick talk with Texas Mike. I had read that he was sick, and asked how he was. He told me he went to the VA hospital and gave him some anti-biotics and he was better. i gave him a couple bucks, and as always, he asked for more. lol! I cannot see how this guy gets by, I for one am not envious of his life and will toss him a buck or two.Entered AB about 5:30 pm, and was pretty crowded. Got a beer and headed to a booth in the back. Struck up a conversation with a SD'ian, not a poster but got some good advice from him, and he was a good fellow to hang with. Of course me being me, I didn't take his advice and just sat there drinking about 6 more beers till i saw one I wanted. I do not remember her name, but out of respect for the gents of the board, i will do my best to describe her because the session i had i wouldn't want on my worst enemy. She was wearin a mini-skirt, black and white zebra striped, with a tight black top. About 5'1", 20 years old, some baby fat on her face. Straight blondish, but more brownish hair. Asked for $60, would not go to $40, settle on $50. up in the room she orders me to shower, which i thought was ok, but not great, I asked her to shower with me and she wouldn't. no BJ, just layed on the bed and told me to stick it in. After about 3 strokes she's telling me to finish. I tell her that telling me to finish is not cool. I then look down at the condom and it's covered in blood. I ran to the bathroom, carefully removed it and washed well. I cam out giving her a nasty look and she just said, " sorry". i asked her to either give me my money back, or to finish the job. I was pissed off, cause it seemed like she knew she was bleeding. Finally i could not take any more of this puta's lying, shitty performance and got dressed and took a cab back to VZ to shower again.Went back to the zone about 10 pm, took a cruise though AB and saw this wench go with 3 other guys. I was pretty pissed, didn't even want to see her so i took a walk thru the ally and watched the floor show at hong kong for a bit. Nice show, some cuties and one raver looking girl with a pacifier.Still pissed and pretty damn drunk i went back to my hotel to sleep it off.Woke up Sunday morning, went to the VZ restaurant for brunch. All you can eat buffet of traditional mexican food for $5, was worth it and pretty decent. Went back to my room and digested for a bit, then did more ritalin and viagra. Ventured to AB at noon, and guess who is fucking there wearing the same mini-skirt as the night b4. you got it. She avoided me like the plague, and finally left after i gave her the evil eye enough.Found my new friend from SD sitting in a booth, talked sports for a good time, gota recomendation from him on a girl and decided to take it this time. Mitzi (Mitsi)?Shortish, with fake boobs and what felt like butt implants. Great body, great face, little mole on cheek. dark straight hair. Wore jeans and bikini top. Best thing about this girl was her BJ, sex was ok in a few positions, after about 20 mins she started with the hurry fnish finish thing which I hate, cause i always ask for 30 mins. Anyway, finished her up doggie style and went back to the hotel for a nap.Woke up around 6, went back to AB in search of my last girl of the trip, funds would allow one more and about 6 more beers. Found my amigo from SD once again, told him that Mitzi was ok, but still looking for that stellar one. He bailed after a while, so I moved to one of the booths behind hottie central/bowling ally. Nice place to sit! You can see the floorshow, the hottie central girls butts, and all the girls walk by you at some time.Met some mongers, dunno if they were from the internet, but good info on girls from them. Had my eye on this one that was acting way more friendly than the mannequins standing in front of me, and I sat there for 1 1/2 hours till i saw her come back. i made noted of which girls were back after 10-15 mins in the rooms and which ones came back 30-1 hour later. So, as soon as this big chi chi'd girl came back I grabbed her, asked her how much. 50 she says, i offer 40. it was always 30-40 last time i was down, and this time all the girls wanted 50-60. damn, inflation. Even the tacos outside had shrunk!!! Anyway, I tell this girl i am not a fan of the hurry finish finish thing, and she told me she was not like that. I hoped not. She grabbe d my hand (good sign im my book) and led me upstairs. She gave me a little strip show, shoving her huge tits in my face, then gave me a BJ con condom while i stood up. Then she plops down on the bed, spread her legs wide, spreads her panocha open and starts playing with it, telling me how much she loves to get fucked. Very good sign!! i like watching girls play with themselves and gave myself a few quick strokes. I plunged into her missionary, she was very verbally nasty and I loved this. She said do i like doggie, i say, fuck yeah i like doggy, so she flips over and tells me to play with her asshole. I do so willingly before I dive in. I was finding this session to be amazing in quality but do to too many cervasa's i could get off with doggie sex. She pulled the condom off, licked my balls, told me she wanted to play with my ass, i had no probs with that, and the next thing i know, she has a rubber glove on and her finger up my ass while she's jerking me off as fast as she can. Fucking goldmine this girl!!! Eventually I told her to remove her finger from my ass and he used both hands to jack me off onto her chin. Nice site, wish i had a picture. gave me big smiles, hugs, told me to come back and see her next time, that she would never hurry me, and always have a hot pussy waiting for me. I will do her again. No doubt.That's pretty much it, no trouble with police, they seem to be everywhere in the zone and very present in AB, no ripoff from cabbies like i've read either. If I remember any more, I'll ammend this post.

Hey, dug the report, thanks for posting it. Loved the 'disclaimer' about your drug cocktail. You only live once, right?

Question: Why not try harder to get your money back from BLOODY girl #1? Talk about unjust enrichment! If you have a dispute like that, definitely take it up with management. They can, and often DO, make it right.

Well, didn't want the off chance of causing any disturbance that may involve police, this prolly wouldn't have, but there were a lot of police in and out (no pun intended) of AB all weekend. The less I have to deal with authority, the better. I guess I could have brought it up to the waiter, "Hey, that girl i was with was horrible and was on her period" and seen what he suggested, but in the mood I was in at the time, rational thought and conversation were not on my list of things to try.


You only live once unless you're buddhist, and I'm not ,so i figure go full steam.

Had to stop reading your post at least 4 times! Man you are hardcore! Snoring Ritalin and 100 mg of V! I dunno, but it sounds pretty messed up to me. BTW, never pay the putas in advance, your bleeding lady would have not been able to rip you off. Your observation to see how long the putas stay up stairs is a good way to see how they provide. On very busy days though the highest volume putas may not even make their way back to HC and get snatched on their way into the club, every 10-15 minutes with a new monger!