Trip Report - Señor Pauncho - Saturday 9/2/02

Took the trolley from scenic Santee (an east county community) to the border - transit time about 1 & 1/2 hours. Walked across without changing currencies - I was headed for dollar denominated establishments. I got talking to a (mexican) woman (5 years older than me, but not yet totally thrashed) on the way down. Yet another proposal of marriage for papers - this time so she can collect on her Social Security (She's 62). I politely declined, but offered to check with the Social Security folks on her details and to help her get a "quarter count". I showed up downtown about 12:30 PM (I didn't have enough money for Friday AND Saturday night). Took my usual room at Hotel Imperial (Calle Primera/1st Ave between Revolución y Constitución [South side) - 150 pesos sencillo [double bed, two people]. This is not a short-time hotel, but there is a lot of latitude for a regular customer like myself. If you are going to spend more than an hour in a room, the price makes sense. But, the rooms sell out early. Spanish Only.) Hung up my clothes, shaved, and went outside.

Searched out Lety (de Mazatlan - SG @ NE corner of Constitucion & Calle Primera/1st ave). Several months back I had promised to keep my eyes open for a "Patineta del Diablo" ("Razor" scooter) for her 7-year-old daughter. This girl actually exists, I saw her once with Lety in an unplanned encounter) I kept hoping to find a ten dollar one, but finally tripped across a $20 one on sale (I bought two).
After asking if she had found one yet ("No"), I ascertained her choice of colors and told her I'd give her one next week.

About 1:30 PM, I went to my favorite taco shop. (Not the food, but one of the waitresses. I was hungry, but I also wanted to hear her reaction to the CD (containing 3 children's stories in spanish) I had given her the previous weekend. Without prompting, she related how her 5 year-old daughter had listened to it every night at bedtime. (This is not an uncommon reaction, two other girls have said the same thing.) The important differences are: She's a little older - 37, and, she's not a prostitute. (Hence "Eligible" for a "real girlfriend" status.) Same trip, next day, I told her that I didn't want to piss off her husband, and she answered that I couldn't, she was single. She then asked me if I lived in Tijuana ? I answered that I lived and worked in San Diego (County), but played in Tijuana. She then asked me if I had a lot of friends (amigas = lady friends ?) in Tijuana ? I answered "Many acquaintances, but few friends. I've been to maybe 3 people's houses. The press of work then drug her away. But it felt good to be asked what I consider "screening questions".

An aside - The kid's stories (spanish) on CD have proven to be one of the most effective weapons in my arsenal. I have purchased every copy I can get my hands on. It goes like this. Every night before bedtime, she (whoever) smiles watching her kids be entertained, and then thinks of you (Can this be bad ?). Bras from the dollar store work the same. Every time she takes off the bra she thinks of you. Maybe next time she sees you, a reverse conditioned response will be operative.

The story resumes - I went back to the hotel and picked up my stuff (described below), then went to "Club Lap-Dance" to unload my offerings (I've spent enough Sundays there that you could probably call it my church - I've even prayed there..): An English-Spanish Dictionary as a going-away present for "Sis-in-law", Two bath puppets for the 1 year-old daughter of "Sis", and also a sparkling bra/panty set as a possible substitute for expensive professional clothing (7 bucks - Wal Mart), and some stuff for "Sexy's" kids (educational materials).

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I could get real fond of sexy, but she stops about every two weeks and reminds me that we are "just friends" (she and her sister "Beautiful" have been really kind to me lately). "LLD" ("Lady Lap-Dance") has a new novio (or maybe two), who threw me a couple of dirty looks, but isn't likely to bother me as I never go to her house any more, despite repeated invitations from "Sis" & "Bro" (the mesero) (As a matter of fact, "Bro" asked me why he hadn't seen me up at the house lately....so I explained it to him.) And I speak with her only the absolute required minimum for courtesy, if that much. I think she'd rather I go away, but as long as I can have some fun there..(at the club)...I'm not going anywhere. And I think "novio" is a relative term, as he is seeing her at the club. I don't know (nor care) if he's been up to the house. (One of "LLD"'s cousins was about to fill me in on the general subject, but I declined as the information is irrelevant to me. I had been thinking (from observation) that LLD was never going to show her tits again when I was in the club (it's been weeks), but she surprised me. They still look REALLY GOOD to me, but not much different than her sister's, which I had just gotten through kissing during a lap-dance last week.

I couldn't find "La Vaca" nor the new girl who lets me rub her back, so I rubbed the back of "Sis-in-law" - for the last time. She's PG and will return to her home state Monday. I left for a while...

Well, I went Bar "El Fracaso" - a little early - and couldn't find any of my regulars (already servicing customers ?), so I saw a new one;

Erika - (Spanish only, you guys just GOTTA' learn some...) about nose high (I'm 5' 9"), dark brown hair just past the shoulder blades, small busted, but stuck 'em into my chest. 27 ? years old, slender.

I forget where she is from, but she has 3 kids. I started my "blow in their ear, stroke their neck, threaten to chew off their ear, stare into her eyes, rub their back" number. She's quite playful.

She (pretended to ?) enjoy every bit of it. In the middle of the fourth song (dollar-a-dance, remember), I said $20 for thirty minutes. she responded with $30. I said I wasn't that rich. So we went for 30 minutes (for $20.00) (My hotel room across the street - thereby no room charge)

I was expecting a big panocha due to 3 kids, but NO WAY ! A snuggie for sure ! A BJ was not included.

She ordered me to suck her left tit real hard for a long time (Did I say I was a tit man ?) She was very directive about her pleasure. (DATY permitted - extremely clean tasting). I think I blew it when I put a thumb up her ass. After that she just pretended.

When we got down to pleasing me directly (the above pleases me indirectly), it was multiple positions, high level of effort on her part, lots of fun.

This was good enough that I hate to tell you guys (But I already have a favorita there). Erika is not quite a GFE, but a fun-loving girl. (She did ask me if I was looking for a novia...). I gave her a 2-dollar bill [new] for luck, but otherwise no tip.

I returned to "Club Lap-Dance". The new girl had just arrived, but was unavailable. "La Vaca" hadn't showed. Damn ! Two weeks straight without her gallons of breast milk - always $20.00 (standard lapdance) well spent.

I explained to "Sexy" that I was no longer rich, and I would now have to rotate between her, her sister ("Beautiful"), and her cousin "Sis" (LLD's sister). And of course, "La Vaca" when she shows up. Did a LapDance with "Beautiful". As usual, about the time that I began to insert finger, she backed off. I was a little ashamed, as I had been a (social) guest of her sister ("Beautiful") in their house the weekend before. But talk about lovely tits !

I went back to El Fracaso. "Sexy-1" (different girl than "sexy" at club lap-dance) showed up (This is the girl who once - early on - gave me a 1 & 1/2 hour session when I had only paid 20 bucks for 30 minutes. But, she's been slacking off a bit the last two weeks.

Then what happens - "Sexy-2" (a same-name chica who is a real kick-in-the-pants) shows up on the dance floor, and waves at me. Then she grabs my hand and gives it a squeeze while we were adjacent on the dance floor. Later I held her hand for a few seconds while dancing (with "sexy-1").

Then cowardice took the lead. I was afraid that her dance partner would see and get pissed off and whup my ass.

"Sexy-1" supposedly didn't see any of this, but I told her about it later, and her room-mate saw me playing with Erika earlier.

I left El Fracaso about 8:30 PM to go eat some ham sandwiches with some acquaintances - Laura (#1), Laura (#2), & Viki, all SGs that hang about 10-30 feet north of the intersection of Callejon Coahuila (The "Alley") and Constitución. Guess who gets to buy. But it amuses me.

Somewhere in this evening I did Margarita, a dark-skinned (actually just a good SG tan), gordita that stands in front of Hotel DF. Long black hair, age 35. Full service $40.00 1 hour, very accommodating.

I returned to El Fracaso. Danced again with "Sexy-#1". I was rather tired sexually, so I told her that I only wanted to dance tonight, but that I had a bag of stuff for her in my room. I also set her straight, calling her by her real name (which pissed her off because she never told me.) I have no idea if she believes that I really was a circus mentalist in the past, but I'm sticking to my story (a BIG lie). If you want to know how to find out, check the "Chica Psychology" thread.

We danced away $20, then ended up in my room anyway. By then she had softened me up. So I paid her $40 for an hour (Yeah, I pay way too much !) and told her exactly what I expected. In the clenches, I told her that I knew it was just work for her, but it was different for me. And that so easily I could forget the rules and fall in love with her. I got my hours worth, then we ended up cuddling and sleeping for a couple more hours. More or less GFE. At one point I woke up and whispered to this sleeping beauty "If you'd let me love you, I would. If you'd let me be your novio, I would. If you'd let me marry you I would." The intent was to plant subliminal suggestions, but just after the last words, her eyes shot open, so I feigned sleep. (She already knows I'm crazy about kids and would like to meet hers.) (Before you guys caution me, I am aware that she is a professional prostitute and eats guys like me for breakfast. Besides, I was equally in love with Erika just a couple of hours earlier.) (Who me - A love junkie ?)

(Instant spanish lesson - feign [English] is related to Fingir [Spanish - to pretend], but a little different)

We slept. She was awake first, but never wakes me up. When I awakened, I said "Gosh, look how late it is, you'll never get rich this way !". She responded with "Another ten or twenty bucks would be nice" and I gave her 20.

Basically it comes to this. After I treated her nice, she started taking advantage of me (Although I'm still "ahead", money wise). Then tonight, I let her know that I have other options (in the same club), and now she's getting nice again.

We went back and danced another 13 songs (& $13), then went out to eat.
At the restaurant (nothing fancy - same block) she did some "territory marking" of me in front of a couple girls she knows.

Sexy-1 left for the evening, but made a special trip over to my table to exchange farewells and determine when I was returning. At a minimum, I think she likes me a little, and I like her a lot.

I went outside and encountered "M" (27) & "B" (3), the Mixtecos that I am going to help construct a "swap-meet" tarp & pipe structure for them to live in. I gave her a couple a bags of Non-Fat Dry Milk (good for two gallons each bag), vitamins for her kid, and a 25 ft extension cord for her brother-in-law. Then she tried to hit me up for a loan to her brother-in-law. Are all of the women in Tijuana the same ? At least her 3 year-old was honest enough to say what he wanted. His big thrill is for me to grab him by the wrists and spin him around, or to ride on my shoulders "a capuchi". The honesty of little children is refreshing.

I returned to my hotel and went to bed.
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In the AM, I went back to my favorite taco shop, ate, returned to my hotel, looked up SG Margarita once again, and we passed 30 minutes ($20.00), I showered and returned to San Diego/Santee via trolley.

Expenditure: about $250.00 for everything (way too much for this cheap-skate).
Score: about 3 hours dancing (exercise !), Erika (30 min), Margarita (1 hour), (Sexy#1) (3 hours plus having dinner together), and Margarita (30 min), plus the pleasure of rubbing "Sis-in-law's" back for about 30 minutes, plus I sucked both tits of another dancer at Club Lap-Dance. Not bad for 24 hours, eh ?

Pauncho

SenorPauncho:

What would you estimate the age of Sexy-1 and Sexy-2 to be at El Fracaso?...And these kids stories in Spanish-- what is their thematic content, generally?...

YoungBrig

Sexy-1 - 27 years old,
Sexy-2 says 28,
Leti, 27 ?
erika 27 ?

All look younger to me, but I'm an old fart.

Stories (in Spanish):
Little Red Riding Hood
Cinderella
Snow White & the 7 Dwarfs
Thumbelina
Tom Thumb
and a host (45 in all) of familiar titles.

All standard fare with the accent of Spain.

The Description of Characters" omitted above is located at "Off-Topic/Relationships/Is my stripper "Gilrfriend" a Whore.

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Also, I'm pretty much terminating this thread (although I'll post tidbits if they occur) and moving to .."Relationships/Pauncho is Poking a New Puta"